The week has been too long, and dealing with tards makes it even longer. One small ray of hope- we just hired a new waitress whom we might be able to ease into the Tard Waitress’s hours. She scored major points with me during her training on wine when she asked, “How do you keep from getting shitfaced when you’re tasting so many wines?” I responded, “In serious tastings, you spit the wine out after tasting it.” She smiled and responded, “I always swallow.”
Well, let’s change the subject to birthdays, of which today’s include Tres Cool’s hero; a rather brainy fellow; a pioneer of integration; a guy whose movies will be canceled any day now; another argument for term limits; the guy who wanted you to mention Lucy; the punchline of my favorite Milton Berle story; a guy whom I had the pleasure of helping to boo off the football field; and a bullshit artist who was the best part of the Trump regime.
Links are no bullshit.
“For the 753rd time, we mean business!”
I noticed two new slogans: “carbon pollution” and “climate breakdown.” And the reliably stupid WHO trots out the always-useful “nuanced” to explain why they oppose air conditioning.
“…give it to them good and hard.”
Betting against Elon is a sucker’s game.
Let’s be honest, Canada did them a favour.
“I don’t want any of them blowing me.”
Couldn’t happen to nicer people.
The Father of Modern Drumming, the only guy that Buddy Rich admitted was better than he was. Late in his life, but still. The band isn’t credited, but I recognize Milt Hinton and Stan Getz.
Is she trying to sell wine or blow jobs?
Head waitress.
Nice…
Embrace the power of “and”?
So, now its the sweet Terra Cotta cafe, and Den of Iniquity!
A guy comes into a bar and orders six shots of whiskey. He downs them all in quick succession.
The guy sitting next to him at the bar asks what the occasion is.
“First blowjob” said the first guy.
“Congrats, let me buy you another” said the second guy.
“Don’t bother, if the six shots didn’t get rid of the taste one more won’t do it either” said the first guy.
That pic above looks like the new waitress is trying to get the taste of her “training” out of her mouth too.
I am not a wine guy at all, but whatever she has in the glass doesn’t look like wine to me. Maybe an amber ale, or brandy.
FWIW, that’s almost exactly the color of so-called orange wines, white wines made with extended skin contact.
Extended skin contact.
How long does Winston’s mom stay in the barrel?
$20 is $20.
I responded, “In serious tastings, you spit the wine out after tasting it.” She smiled and responded, “I always swallow.”
A good girl.
a bullshit artist who was the best part of the Trump regime.
I got that one wrong because I guessed Donald Trump.
I would have said Queen Melania.
But I am not into “the children”
““Despite the Division’s assertion that Mr. Sullivan may be excluded from the ballot because he lacks ‘good-faith’, there is no statute which provides such a criterion,” Matthews wrote in his Friday ruling. “The concept of ‘good-faith’, or pure motive, or bona fide intent is simply absent.”
Having two different people with the same name is still stupid.
We need ICANN to approve all future names to avoid this! Don’t worry, Go Daddy will provide a convenient commercial interface with the public, and pinky promises not to sell your identity when you are 3 seconds late paying your renewal bill!
I’m not a chemist. Is there a way to turn Islamists into freon?
They should build those stalker toilets in Canada. Then you would say they “dance the Can-can!”
Build the port-o-potty equivalent to serve as an on-call toilet in urban areas that lack public toilets.
You could lure Graham Platner out of town with one of those.
OFFS talk about weak sauce.
Listen voters – he needs to be rejected because he is a Nazi communist, not because he made some crude jokes a decade ago.
I’m happy that he’s not my neighbor
I don’t think anyone cares what Bill Clinton says at this point.
whaddup doh’
+100 Rubenesque
Take your pick.
Queen – Fat Bottomed Girls
Spinal Tap – Big Bottom 1984
I need a woman with an ass like a dump truck.
And she’s haulin’ 10 tons of fuck.
Here you go:
https://pagesix.com/2026/06/27/celebrity-news/bikini-clad-bebe-rexha-spotted-enjoying-yacht-day-in-ibiza-after-love-island-performance/
“So the writer of these fake letters doesn’t know how ChatGPT works and assumes Slate readers don’t, either.”
Can someone explain this to me like I’m five?
Try the prompts suggested in the article with ChatGPT. You’ll get the equivalent of “Sorry, Dave, I can’t do that.”
I’ve never used AI, so I have no idea which ones let you do what.
The article specifically called out ChatGPT. So clearly bullshit.
Ironically, it wouldn’t do the image heading Links today, so I ended up using Grok.
“The Father of Modern Drumming”
I don’t get embedded YT, who are we talking about?
Here you go.
Thanks 🙂
The father of modern drumming is spelled Baby Dodds.
An regardless of Buddy’s opinion, he was being generous to his idol, Gene Krupa. Buddy is the king of drumming.
“Pride & wrath Lefty San Fran pol chased out of trans pride march over support for Israel: ‘You stopped being queer’
https://nypost.com/2026/06/27/us-news/humiliation-for-scott-wiener-as-hes-chased-from-san-francisco-trans-march/
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
That story is so chef’s kiss.
A perfect illustration that “queer” just means “radical leftist” now.
“The UFC match plot: how a far-right group tried to assassinate Trump at his own event
After the story broke, it was partly eclipsed by breaking news about the Iran war and the excitement of the World Cup. Yet the facts are shocking, and perhaps confusing: the plotters had far-right views, but hoped to kill Republican officials. They chose their targets with the help of a leftwing website that tracks politicians who receive donations from the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (Aipac), the pro-Israel lobby group. And one of the plot’s alleged ringleaders, Abraham Alvarez, 31, is reportedly an undocumented immigrant from Mexico…..
That framing is disingenuous – Trump, as much as anyone, mainstreamed conspiracy theories about Epstein – but it does point to the fact that the plot, viewed from the outside, might seem ideologically incoherent. Yet it is coherent, said Michael Edison Hayden, a journalist and analyst who studies extremism.
Far-right communities online are often as hostile to Trump and the Maga movement as they are to Democrats, he said. People like the alleged UFC plotters are “anti-government, and the government happens to be run by Republicans”, he said. He suspects that the plotters have fairly standard anti-elite views with antisemitic and accelerationist characteristics.”
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/27/trump-assassination-plot-ufc-fight-tycen-proper
Is there anything that isn’t far right?
Scott Weiner. He’s “center right” according to The Guardian.
Anything that isn’t “left” and down with The New Thing.
That take is hilariously wrong even by Guardian standards.
Who’s going to tell them who actually hates Jews now?
Finally! World Cup coverage that I can understand
I was running some errands and doing some shopping yesterday and saw several Latino couples wearing matching jerseys of their country of origin. I thought it was cute.
Tangentially… if there is one term I never want to hear again it’s a match at an American stadium full of some third-world diaspora being referred to a “home game” for that country when the United States team is not present.
/rant
And you didn’t call ICE?
OMWC’s brother OMWL* (Probably NSFW)
*Old Man With Leather
Uhhhhh….
Bro. Put up some goddamn paneling. Or drywall. Or at least paint the walls.
Nothing I hate more than a low-effort sex dungeon.
ES. Notice he trimmed the room? Weird.
Thanks for that, now I’ve got that in my NSA browsing profile.
It is the galoshes that really make the pics.
I disapprove of this. OMWL is in fact OMWC’s brother, but the L stands for liquor and the brother is less of a dandy and much faster than OMWC
I, for one, did not know that Rob Halford had a sex dungeon.
Rob Halford was actually really vanilla in his personal life.
Didn’t stop him from getting an entire generation of metalheads to adopt the fashion of the east London leather scene, though.
I thought the leather thing started with Eric Bloom of BÖC? Some fans even threw whips onstage. Although that might have had something to do with dog sledding?
He didn’t even bother to paint the OSB?!
In one of the most underwhelming “Firsts”, Sacramento Sheriff’s deputies “disarm” a suspect using a drone.
I guess it is better than the deputies rushing in and panic shooting the dude.
Technological advances will soon allow police to shoot dogs remotely.
Mmmm… Rancho
CordovaCambodia. The classiest part of Sac.Newark, NJ in a nutshell.
A mother’s tragic story ends with an itsy-bitsy win for OPIA
Three dead gangbanger kids.
No mention of the father(s).
Government DEI preference job.
Bribery.
Uh… if you say so.
She lost her violent children!
End municipal liscencing.
Fire everyone that works for that department.
Problem solved.
Do you want anarchy and/or fires?
Morning, Glibs.
Good morning, U.
How are things this morning?
Pretty sticky here at Tranquility base – 74 degrees and 90% humidity. 🥵 Much more pleasant since I turned on a fan. How are you?
I’m not in the greatest of moods. I’m trying to avoid the “I’ve got so much to do that I lock up and do nothing” problem.
We are supposed to hit a high of 66* today, with a dew point of 51.
Not too shabby for the end of June.
“carbon pollution”
JFC. I can’t wait for crickets from those scholars when Europe does not experience a heat wave next year or the year after or whatever. I doubt even those beaten-down people will complete the elitist program to impoverish themselves in time to explain that.
The dude is brilliant. Fortunately the crack like high of auctions doesn’t work on me.
https://www.wsj.com/business/retail/one-man-tries-to-make-2-million-selling-coins-at-the-internets-outer-limits-ad9b6f4f?st=jZjEUH&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
#meneither.
And I don’t have any “hustle” either. 🙄
Evgeny Sedukhin (1930-2023) Russia
Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace (1979)
https://x.com/JDHaltigan/status/2071146536537342272
Very Diego Rivera.
“A radical, Israel-hating California teacher claimed she married a Gaza resident online to help him gain American citizenship — and push her pro-Palestinian agenda.
Laura Pinho, a dance teacher at Canoga Park Senior High School in California, announced her nuptials in a wild June 16 CODEPINK Zoom webinar called “Challenging Zionism In Our Schools.”
When CODEPINK activist Marcy Winograd congratulated her on her marriage and asked her to share details about her life, Pinho, 51, launched into a pedantic monologue about how she only married Salem S.E. Abu Amra to advance “Palestinian rights and freedoms.”
https://nypost.com/2026/06/27/us-news/far-left-teacher-married-gaza-man-to-give-him-us-citizenship/
Stay classy, Canoga Park
Her high school has a Jew-hater club. I am so jealous – we had nothing like that in my day.
It’s crappy and drizzling outside, and I wanna go shoot!
Good news, guns still work in the rain.
Sheldon doesn’t. He is water soluble.
Pretty much this.
Plus, guns rust, and I have having to strip and clean everything after shooting in the rain.
If it would just fucking stop raining, this wouldn’t be a problem.
Picked all the remaining apricots today. Due to the hot as balls weather they are mlre ripe than ideal but still good.
4kg today, bout 7 total this year. Bettet than 0 last year. But low for the size of the tree.
This year was insane for cherries and sour cherries. Ate till i could not eat no more. Mom made more sweet preserves than we can eat. Gave a bunch to relatives and neighbors. Still left over.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/zbJcTYF9RxYT7wBV7
Me and mom ate a couple of kilos of raspberries and put a fee.more in the freezer and the summer is young. As always lots of red currants and the blueberries are looking good. Also some blackberries. The apple tree is bursting, i need to remove some fruit or they will not grow. There are some plums as well but those.are a long way away.
Me suddenly remembering explaining to my Japanese friend about words for fruit pits versus seeds versus cores and the special words for dried versions like prunes and raisins.
I did learn that local Japanese grapes are usually skinned before eating.
Skinning grapes sounds like a lot of work.
Oh Beulah, peel me a grape.
Our apricots won’t be ready for another month.
The raspberries and blue berries are just coming in. Blackberries won’t be for another week or so.
lol That map.
Canada is so racist. Do better, Canada.
Enforced virtue signaling doesn’t come cheap. Let the smugness flow through you as you enjoy helping the heal the earth.
No.
“She smiled and responded, “I always swallow.””
Slutty Sunday on topic!
https://archive.is/asLqh
Bob singing Transmission
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2UzKWC9CfY&list=RDL2UzKWC9CfY&start_radio=1
Not the Bob I was expecting but the track I was hoping for before I clicked. 👍
I wonder how that came together.
A woman who wouldn’t have a problem accommodating Uncle Miltie.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/woman-admits-smuggling-full-bottle-37358374
“Now, the exceptions of the past have become the norms of today – and the exceptions of today will soon be the norms of tomorrow. By the time Masselot’s toddler is 14, the same age he was in 2003, global heating will have blown well past the 1.5C (2.7F) target that world leaders promised to keep temperature rises to by the end of the century, and punishing extremes will have hit uncharted heights.”
Ignoring the shit grammar, how can world leaders control the weather?
Step 1: Give bureaucrats complete control over everything.
Step 2: ?????
Step 3: Gaia saved!
Don’t need to control the weather, only the forecasters.
By destroying the economy and forcing the peasants to live like peasants? Am I close?
You get a gold star.
He’s a peasant, peasants don’t get gold stars. He gets an artisanal stellate pile of dung, and a beating for speaking unprompted just like the rest of us!
“You get a gold star.”
(((EvilSheldon)))??
Taxes of course.
Just as taxes refill the aquifers in California.
“Investigators uncovered 117 dead dogs at a northern California animal rescue sanctuary, with many of the canine remains having evidence of gunshots.
Miranda’s Rescue, a sanctuary outside Fortuna, California, described itself as a “no-kill” facility. Investigators said the organization accepted hundreds of dogs each year from shelters across the San Francisco Bay Area in return for hundreds of thousands of dollars in funding.”
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/27/dog-bodies-bullets-california-animal-shelter
I’m only surprised they had guns.
This individual isn’t mentally ill at all.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-bionic-penis-finally-finds-37347271
“A British man fitted with a bionic penis after operations costing £60,000”
Shouldn’t it be six million?
No this one only pounds 60,000 times.
Just rub it and will grow to 6 million
You know who else rubbed out six million?
And the reliably stupid WHO trots out the always-useful “nuanced” to explain why they oppose air conditioning.
if we suffer now we each get 72 AC units in the afterlife.
They oppose ac because it reduces the summer heat deaths and misery that they rely on to persuade idiots that hot weather proves climate change is real and a critical problem.
Berries
https://photos.app.goo.gl/ydw1BWQ62F8jLTdv7
What is the official glibertarian position on gooseberries? I have some of those as well
I once bought a small gooseberry pie at the local farm market just out of curiosity. I was underwhelmed. 😐
The berries that hate?
Ergo says you need a bigger pie.
I dont think I have eaten gooseberries.
Thimble berries and salmon berries are about as wild as I’ve gotten.
We call the little red ones wild pin cherries. Very tart, jelly and maybe a wine addition. Choke cherries are more prolific and also high acid, makes your mouth feel like sandpaper. Used for jelly.
“…give it to them good and hard.”
does that pass constitutional mustard?
RJ:
Been searching Tubi for “American” movies, so far only found American Ultra, but I’ll keep looking. Tubi’s search engine not so good.
DEG saved the day. We have a post.
Which one?
a guy whose movies will be canceled any day now
who would you cast in a remake of blazing saddles
Pedro Pascal and Zendaya. They are in all the movies now.
Zendaya they said you was hung
I wouldn’t even attempt to remake Blazing Saddles.
“Best I can do is Seth Rogan and Kevin Hart”
Mel Brooks at 100! Sometimes the good don’t die young.
“The most recent example came on Thursday when, in a series of three rulings, the right-wing justices on the Supreme Court endorsed de facto ethnic cleansing.”
https://www.salon.com/2026/06/28/scotuss-immigration-decisions-prove-cruelty-is-still-the-point/
OFFS!
Your tears are so yummy and sweet.
As always lots of red currants
That’s why I can’t find red currant jelly anywhere. The Romanians have cornered the market.
“I always swallow.”
She’s got flirting down, which is a great skill for a server. Hire her.
I noticed two new slogans: “carbon pollution” and “climate breakdown.”
Their biggest mistake was not listening to Bjorn Lomborg. He’s been preaching for decades that we should be adapting to whatever climate change is happening.
“…give it to them good and hard.”
Unfortunately it’s going to take a long time and a lot of suffering before people realize how much damage this shit does.
“I don’t want any of them blowing me.”
The Dems brought this all on themselves. They gave the far left a voice and let them dictate policy (trans rights, defund the police, open borders, etc.). They loved violence and protests as long as it was aimed at Trump. Now the useful idiots are making a move for power.
It’s almost like the actual goal is something else.
who would you cast in a remake of blazing saddles
Idris Elba. He’d kill anybody who called him a nigger.
This is the Most expensive Ultra Luxury Barndominium on the market in Texas for 2 reasons. 1. it sits on 333 absolutely gorgeous acres overlooking a 20 acre lake, and 2. the Barndo itself is really just UNBELIEVABLE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk5lP0f4ju4
Every detail has been thoughtfully designed for stylish living with plenty of storage and natural light
4 Bedrooms
7 Bathrooms
10,822 Sq Ft
333 acres
$9,750,000
again with the tv above the fireplace… american thing I spose
Barndominium?
hey you people invented the word don’t ask me
Shouse
My brother in law found this one.
We had found a home in this neighborhood on 20 acres back before we bought our house. At the time the price of the one we were interested in was only $260k but it was cash and we didn’t have that much. Good deal in this area and you could split the acreage on the other side of the road. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1333-S-Northern-Lights-Blvd-Coeur-D-Alene-ID-83814/113138071_zpid/
Hegseth eliminated the Army’s spiritual fitness guide, and the Pentagon recently reduced the number of religious affiliation codes from over 200 to just 31.
This will quickly be undone asap by team blue.
Team blue will send all the recruits to training on the five pillars of Islam.
They gave the far left a voice and let them dictate policy (trans rights, defund the police, open borders, etc.). They loved violence and protests as long as it was aimed at Trump. Now the useful idiots are making a move for power.
“Doin’ right ain’t got no end.”
again with the tv above the fireplace… american thing I spose
You don’t want to hang your Andy Warhol there. It will get ruined by the heat.
Prep day for escrow processor interview. Actually pretty excited. Looks like this role is always trained on the job, with prior experience not always being desirable, as things change and places have their own system.
Need to organize references, only one solid one I have w MN Munchkin. Will be fine. Gotta cut open sport coat pockets. (Yes, I know how! AND how to change a tire!! Sewing needles for BOTH!)
(Ex already cancelled, which is very good news.)
Onward and up, Glibbies. Dad’s w bro + Boys at Indiana Beach, a very fun amusement park, multiple (good!) coasters and more.
Cut open sport coat pockets?
Are the pockets on them sewn shut? Why if so?
Nice flag you’ve got there. Shame if anything were to happen to it.
Homeowners in coastal town fuming at warning against July 4 flags that could harm endangered birds
I assume some homeowners found that some kinds of flyers or banners stopped the seagulls from crapping up property and outdoor dining or relaxing. Naturally MA can’t have that.
“A float in the Providence, Rhode Island gay pride parade featured a rainbow-colored guillotine, as well as a steamroller covered with blood, chasing an effigy of the city’s gay Mayor Brett Smiley.
The makers of the float are going after Smiley for not being far left enough for their liking.”
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/06/gay-pride-parade-providence-ri-features-float-rainbow/
I’m noticing a trend.
Rhode Island needs to be a county and stripped of its senators. In fact MA, CT and RI should be one state.