Printed. On Vellum. Only the best to go with a V12 and a manual transmission.
Evan from Evansville
on June 24, 2026 at 7:55 pm
I really, really, really don’t get the pallets of money. Why would you give money to folk you just bombed? Ah, to rebuild. Well. Uh. The Marshall Plan, this ain’t, and everyone knows it. Is it just the open secret way of saying in ‘give ’em global currency so they’ll have a safe landing if their people kill ’em? Or just ‘here’s money, now hush-hush.’ (Yes.)
The ‘accepted’ way of bribing people and still calling it diplomacy, which. To be fair. Has always been a big part of ‘diplomacy.’ I suppose we’re supposed to just nod along. I’ll happily nod if they throw some bucks my way. (No, I don’t ‘nod’ my head for $20. I’m talkin’ WAY more. (About many things. Drama. Periscopes. Acknowledgement.)
rhywun
on June 24, 2026 at 7:58 pm
The Marshall Plan, this ain’t, and everyone knows it.
I’m not so sure they do.
I think our leaders might actually be dumb enough to believe that we can just throw money at Iran and they’ll be nice from now on.
Evan from Evansville
on June 24, 2026 at 8:22 pm
How well the Marshall Plan worked gives precedent for those that want to do ‘it’ now. (Again! But our way! *teehee!*)
Just spitballing, but that might be a great example of good governance requires “a moral citizenry.” They were destroyed and got to feel what losing really feels like, so ‘morality’ maybe got slapped into ’em. (‘Oh. We really really have to behave, don’t we?’) Still, the German and Japanese cultures are/were known for better discipline than Stateside folk.
Really remarkable how well that worked. And such ‘fun’ examples of those who don’t play ball nicely, with N Korea and E Germany.
rhywun
on June 24, 2026 at 8:26 pm
I don’t think we have done anything like “destroying” Iran, for starters.
Institute a draft and send a couple million doughboys over there any maybe that could happen.
Evan from Evansville
on June 24, 2026 at 8:51 pm
No, no, indeed. We played ultra-accurate ‘nice’ with Iran. Japan and Germany were destroyed. They had no choice but to play ball and behave. Their ‘natural’ culture, ‘moral,’ was IMO necessary for them to swallow it and get back on their feet. Impressive. No way Germany could do it again, push come to shove, sadly, but I reckon Japan could if they had to.
rhywun
on June 24, 2026 at 8:58 pm
As it is we have given them a couple love taps. I’m not buying the “we destroyed their nuclear facilities” either. The whole thing rings like complete bullshit. They are certainly behaving as such, and why wouldn’t they. Clusterfuck from beginning to end and the rah-rah Right trying to justify the whole farce are beginning to look really fucking dumb about now.
Evan from Evansville
on June 24, 2026 at 9:11 pm
Agreed. If they had just killed the Ayatollah, then with Israel killing all their Top Dogs while ‘voting’ for the Supreme Top Dog, I still wouldn’t have liked it, but I could tip my cap to it. If we just walked away. (Never was gonna happen, and the entire ‘why’ I don’t like it, our dirty cock sounding ANOTHER MEast dick.)
But nope. Most plausible shit kinda really is ‘Wag the Dog’ or all Distraction Dust to launder money so the higher ups around the world can get their payday. (Same thing with why nothing will happen with Epstein’s ‘files.’ Far too many people, nations, groups, ‘treaties,’ ‘alignments,’ ‘agreements,’ and it’s all so nasty and incredibly embarrassing, and Epstein’s Box simply can’t be opened.
“Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!”
Ownbestenemy
on June 24, 2026 at 9:13 pm
Arab nations nearby played ball — which probably led to assessments early on that they can turn the ME opinion of Iran from backroom deals to front and center and then they all just….scurried into their corners.
“A coalition of the willing” wasn’t there and I am sure the DoW was happy to play up “It worked in Venezuela, let us play with bigger toys again” and Trump was more than happy to allow that.
Threedoor
on June 24, 2026 at 9:35 pm
We don’t have enough B52s or 500 pounders to destroy anything anymore.
Much less the will to level Mecca during the hajj.
“White House app auto-downloads to government phones” Ya, they are government phones…they dictate the apps on them just like my computer/laptop.
And just where are these bouncing boobies?
Ownbestenemy
on June 24, 2026 at 9:22 pm
They also force download my logging app which is shitty and known spyware ZScaler and a Google Suite, but I repeat myself. Where is my fainting couch!
Threedoor
on June 24, 2026 at 9:36 pm
Logging app…
It’s Grinder isnt it?
Chipping Pioneer
on June 24, 2026 at 10:02 pm
Sorry Tonio, no recent meat-smoking pics.
dbleagle
on June 24, 2026 at 10:03 pm
This recent fight with Iran confirmed my fears about OMB and war. 1) He talks like a tough guy but doesn’t have what it takes to truly inflict massive harm on your opponent. 2) He is like a cat chasing a laser pointer and doesn’t have the patience to execute through to the strategic end. 3) He thinks too highly of himself and will not listen to actual experts. He is the C-in-C but if the people who have spent their entire careers in targeting systems say “Hit that and follow up like this to get to stated goal.” Then listen.
Now my fear is that the Iranians have learned a lesson the Dems have refused to learn. If the IRGC strokes his ego in negotiations and let him play the great negotiator- Iran’s leadership will achieve their secondary and tertiary goals. Because Don’s ego won’t listen to a reality outside his own skull. (They already achieved their primary goal- regime survival.)
Ownbestenemy
on June 24, 2026 at 10:48 pm
If the IRGC strokes his ego in negotiations and let him play the great negotiator- Iran’s leadership will achieve their secondary and tertiary goals.
Not so sure. My guess is we are negotiating with who we want to run the country and they are doing so — then we declare XYZ and then the real power screams out its not.
I also don’t thing regime survival is achieved but more like power struggle obtained the reigns and now we got ourselves a quagmire in dealing with a faction that doesn’t want all this versus “Kill Satan IRGC” really holding on to the power.
Brochettaward
on June 24, 2026 at 11:48 pm
Is there any actual evidence to back up the assertion that we achieved anything besides knocking off a few of the leadership class and that we are now negotiating with people who are under our thumb, or is this more of the thing where we pretend that Trump is playing 5D chess?
Stinky Wizzleteats
on June 25, 2026 at 5:55 am
4) Our “experts” are retards too. This stupid ass war is our biggest foreign policy mistake since Vietnam.
DEG
on June 25, 2026 at 6:29 am
America looks week because of this war.
On the other hand, it was inevitable. Debt line go up!
Misleading headline the venue lost power, not sure I’d call that a failure of the line system thing.
Not Adahn
on June 25, 2026 at 6:20 am
Hype, if you’re still on, may I use a panel or three from “Hey Buddy, Stop Doing that” in a post?
Brochettaward
on June 25, 2026 at 4:45 am
Only thing gayer than the soccers is the tennis.
Brochettaward
on June 25, 2026 at 4:44 am
You know, I kind of wish I had been born a smalll-hat. I just learned they have this thing called “Birthright” where Jews from across the globe go and stay there and apparently the Israelis make their daughters fornicate with them in large numbers so they want to immigrate permanently.
Two hot Israeli chicks at the same time for a little genocide AND I get to control all the world’s sheckles? I’m down.
Oh American Jew, you want to fuck my hot daughters and her friends all at once? Have at it, don’t even need a condom.
Very well, thanks! My only frustration is that yesterday I spot cleaned, vacuumed, shampooed, and rinsed a large swath of what I thought was our irredeemably stained living room carpet, and it came out far cleaner than I could have hoped for. So naturally, that’s where one of the cats decided to spit up last night. 😖😸
So naturally, that’s where one of the cats decided to spit up last night. 😖😸
Good kitty!
Gender Traitor
on June 25, 2026 at 7:07 am
And I haven’t investigated closely, but I think our next door neighbors may have put some…shall we say… robust natural fertilizer in some of their planting beds. 😝
Neither cat is allowed in the bedroom at night, as they have the inconvenient habit of sleeping on TT’s ankles. Plus they have dry food out at all times, so they don’t demand to be fed. It IS lucky, though, that Ninja Cat doesn’t scratch at the door and sing the song of his people just because he misses me SO MUCH!!
Fuck yeah!
You forgot to say “America!” first.
That’s ‘Merca! (fuck ya!)
*eagle scream*!
You mean *red-tailed hawk screech*. The Eagle makes a less than dignified noise.
Got to see a bald eagle on the water today…then a great blue heron flew by and was much more magnificent and probably a dinosaur
This Murica! We do the greatest! Even if it’s a fake stand in.
Cut the funding for gay crack shrimp on treadmills, and use that money to CRISPR Bald Eagles to sound more badass!
The Hair is a dissident? Dare I say, the voice of reality?
Pallets of money.
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss…
OT: If I had pallets of money, I’d buy one of these with a manual.
That’s not a 69 Trans Am. 👎
Printed or pdf?
Printed. On Vellum. Only the best to go with a V12 and a manual transmission.
I really, really, really don’t get the pallets of money. Why would you give money to folk you just bombed? Ah, to rebuild. Well. Uh. The Marshall Plan, this ain’t, and everyone knows it. Is it just the open secret way of saying in ‘give ’em global currency so they’ll have a safe landing if their people kill ’em? Or just ‘here’s money, now hush-hush.’ (Yes.)
The ‘accepted’ way of bribing people and still calling it diplomacy, which. To be fair. Has always been a big part of ‘diplomacy.’ I suppose we’re supposed to just nod along. I’ll happily nod if they throw some bucks my way. (No, I don’t ‘nod’ my head for $20. I’m talkin’ WAY more. (About many things. Drama. Periscopes. Acknowledgement.)
I’m not so sure they do.
I think our leaders might actually be dumb enough to believe that we can just throw money at Iran and they’ll be nice from now on.
How well the Marshall Plan worked gives precedent for those that want to do ‘it’ now. (Again! But our way! *teehee!*)
Just spitballing, but that might be a great example of good governance requires “a moral citizenry.” They were destroyed and got to feel what losing really feels like, so ‘morality’ maybe got slapped into ’em. (‘Oh. We really really have to behave, don’t we?’) Still, the German and Japanese cultures are/were known for better discipline than Stateside folk.
Really remarkable how well that worked. And such ‘fun’ examples of those who don’t play ball nicely, with N Korea and E Germany.
I don’t think we have done anything like “destroying” Iran, for starters.
Institute a draft and send a couple million doughboys over there any maybe that could happen.
No, no, indeed. We played ultra-accurate ‘nice’ with Iran. Japan and Germany were destroyed. They had no choice but to play ball and behave. Their ‘natural’ culture, ‘moral,’ was IMO necessary for them to swallow it and get back on their feet. Impressive. No way Germany could do it again, push come to shove, sadly, but I reckon Japan could if they had to.
As it is we have given them a couple love taps. I’m not buying the “we destroyed their nuclear facilities” either. The whole thing rings like complete bullshit. They are certainly behaving as such, and why wouldn’t they. Clusterfuck from beginning to end and the rah-rah Right trying to justify the whole farce are beginning to look really fucking dumb about now.
Agreed. If they had just killed the Ayatollah, then with Israel killing all their Top Dogs while ‘voting’ for the Supreme Top Dog, I still wouldn’t have liked it, but I could tip my cap to it. If we just walked away. (Never was gonna happen, and the entire ‘why’ I don’t like it, our dirty cock sounding ANOTHER MEast dick.)
But nope. Most plausible shit kinda really is ‘Wag the Dog’ or all Distraction Dust to launder money so the higher ups around the world can get their payday. (Same thing with why nothing will happen with Epstein’s ‘files.’ Far too many people, nations, groups, ‘treaties,’ ‘alignments,’ ‘agreements,’ and it’s all so nasty and incredibly embarrassing, and Epstein’s Box simply can’t be opened.
“Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!”
Arab nations nearby played ball — which probably led to assessments early on that they can turn the ME opinion of Iran from backroom deals to front and center and then they all just….scurried into their corners.
“A coalition of the willing” wasn’t there and I am sure the DoW was happy to play up “It worked in Venezuela, let us play with bigger toys again” and Trump was more than happy to allow that.
We don’t have enough B52s or 500 pounders to destroy anything anymore.
Much less the will to level Mecca during the hajj.
Make the Black Stone peninsula sized?
And glossy.
IDGAF whaat happens to that region.
From the previous threads —
Sorry Tonio, no recent meat-smoking pics.
“White House app auto-downloads to government phones” Ya, they are government phones…they dictate the apps on them just like my computer/laptop.
And just where are these bouncing boobies?
They also force download my logging app which is shitty and known spyware ZScaler and a Google Suite, but I repeat myself. Where is my fainting couch!
Logging app…
It’s Grinder isnt it?
This recent fight with Iran confirmed my fears about OMB and war. 1) He talks like a tough guy but doesn’t have what it takes to truly inflict massive harm on your opponent. 2) He is like a cat chasing a laser pointer and doesn’t have the patience to execute through to the strategic end. 3) He thinks too highly of himself and will not listen to actual experts. He is the C-in-C but if the people who have spent their entire careers in targeting systems say “Hit that and follow up like this to get to stated goal.” Then listen.
Now my fear is that the Iranians have learned a lesson the Dems have refused to learn. If the IRGC strokes his ego in negotiations and let him play the great negotiator- Iran’s leadership will achieve their secondary and tertiary goals. Because Don’s ego won’t listen to a reality outside his own skull. (They already achieved their primary goal- regime survival.)
Not so sure. My guess is we are negotiating with who we want to run the country and they are doing so — then we declare XYZ and then the real power screams out its not.
I also don’t thing regime survival is achieved but more like power struggle obtained the reigns and now we got ourselves a quagmire in dealing with a faction that doesn’t want all this versus “Kill Satan IRGC” really holding on to the power.
Is there any actual evidence to back up the assertion that we achieved anything besides knocking off a few of the leadership class and that we are now negotiating with people who are under our thumb, or is this more of the thing where we pretend that Trump is playing 5D chess?
4) Our “experts” are retards too. This stupid ass war is our biggest foreign policy mistake since Vietnam.
America looks week because of this war.
On the other hand, it was inevitable. Debt line go up!
Happy national Catfish Day!
🐈🐟🤔
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-ZDBddRXFA
🎶🎶
Stay off dating sites.
Huh. That must be why they’re having catfish in the cafeteria for lunch.
Fuck every one of the talking heads who claimed the system was infallible:
Electronic line-guessing system malfunctions during Wimbledon qualifying
Misleading headline the venue lost power, not sure I’d call that a failure of the line system thing.
Hype, if you’re still on, may I use a panel or three from “Hey Buddy, Stop Doing that” in a post?
Only thing gayer than the soccers is the tennis.
You know, I kind of wish I had been born a smalll-hat. I just learned they have this thing called “Birthright” where Jews from across the globe go and stay there and apparently the Israelis make their daughters fornicate with them in large numbers so they want to immigrate permanently.
Two hot Israeli chicks at the same time for a little genocide AND I get to control all the world’s sheckles? I’m down.
Oh American Jew, you want to fuck my hot daughters and her friends all at once? Have at it, don’t even need a condom.
You’ve certainly got a very little head for that little hat.
Little head, big Firsts.
It’s a mating strategy.
Or, more appropriate to you, no head,nl no firsts.
You say that right until you feel the wetness of my First oozing out of your every pore.
You’ve gotten into Hunter Biden’s crack stash again, haven’t you?
Dealing with a bunch of Yentas (or gentiles for that matter) you’ve accidentally knocked up sounds like its own little corner of hell to me.
suh’ fam
whats goody
Good Morning, Early Birds, wherever you roost!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cC_yyPVwn8
Varian Wrynn’s cape is blue, not red.
Morning, Glibs.
Good morning, UCS.
Just curious, are you planning any more books from the Prince of the North Tower universe?
I have multiple in progress.
“On Unknown Shores” (the sequel to “Beyond the Edge of the Map”) is somewhat stalled in terms of getting words on the page.
“Arvid’s Road Trip”/”Prince Arvid’s Periplus”/[Insert better name here] is 40k words in what looks to be a doorstopper.
“Eye of an Artist’ (sequel to “Judge of Jinwick”) is in progress but early on in the text.
“Silver Lotus”, “Zombi Man” and “Badenburg Mystery” are all in progress as well.
correction, Arvid’s Road Trip is 50k words in.
Cool. Let us know when they’re published, I would love to read more.
Mornin’
Good morning, DEG, Ted’S., U, 4(20), WTF, NA, homey, Stinky, Bro, Teh Hype, Roat, and Sean!
This is harder to do when I get up later.
…and good morning, R.J. and good afternoon, Pie!
Morning, GT.
How goes?
Very well, thanks! My only frustration is that yesterday I spot cleaned, vacuumed, shampooed, and rinsed a large swath of what I thought was our irredeemably stained living room carpet, and it came out far cleaner than I could have hoped for. So naturally, that’s where one of the cats decided to spit up last night. 😖😸
How are you today?
Everyone wants me to provide answers I don’t have. Plus I overslept. And I need to do laundry.
I hope the day gets better.
I hope so too. 😟
I’m surprised Ninja Cat lets you sleep in.
So naturally, that’s where one of the cats decided to spit up last night. 😖😸
Good kitty!
And I haven’t investigated closely, but I think our next door neighbors may have put some…shall we say… robust natural fertilizer in some of their planting beds. 😝
🐄💩?
Neither cat is allowed in the bedroom at night, as they have the inconvenient habit of sleeping on TT’s ankles. Plus they have dry food out at all times, so they don’t demand to be fed. It IS lucky, though, that Ninja Cat doesn’t scratch at the door and sing the song of his people just because he misses me SO MUCH!!
double earthquake in Venezuela… looks nasty
I blame Elon Musk.
Or maybe global warming.
How long until the idiots say this never would have happened under Maduro?
…and it didn’t…
Clearly Maduro was magic.
It’s actually MS’s new GIF that’s responsible.