308 Comments

  1. UnCivilServant

    US, Iran Sign Memorandum of Understanding to End War

    Iran to resume hostilities Saturday.

    • (((Jarflax

      Memorandum of It Polled Really Badly to Put Boots on the Ground, and It Turns Out You Need Boots on the Ground to Overthrow a Regime.

      • Sensei

        This right here. They got cocky after Venezuela.

      • R.J.

        Venezuela didn’t get overthrown either.

      • rhywun

        And we’re not going to overthrow Cuba, either.

    • tripacer

      I assume we’ll go back to warring as soon as Iran drains its oil storage.

      • trshmnstr

        ^^ this.

      • rhywun

        Agreed.

        It has been interesting watching various Teams fight this out.

        NY Post for one sure does not want the fun to end.

  2. (((Jarflax

    Calling my friends gay has always been a hobby of mine. California is providing a way to turn it into a business!

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Yes. I will happily call all of my male friends gay on official letterhead.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        It is, after all, a title of nobility.

      • (((Jarflax

        Basic Gay Service: $100 For this I will write a letter on rainbow letterhead calling you Gay.
        Premium Gay Service: $500 For this I will write a letter saying we have had sex.
        Super Premium Gay Service: $2000 For this I will provide the Premium service, but will add a detailed review of your performance.

      • Sean

        LOL@Jarflax

      • EvilSheldon

        Budget Gay Service: For $10, I’ll drive by in a pickup truck and call you a fag.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        I’ll start giving them out as birthday gifts.

      • rhywun

        That was you in downtown Boston around 2005, wasn’t it.

    • EvilSheldon

      Wasn’t there an Adam Sandler movie about this? Or am I remembering something else?

      • rhywun

        I think there is an Adam Sandler movie covering every situation that has ever occurred in the history of everything. And they are all terrible.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.

      • JaimeRoberto feckful & gruntled

        Sandler was ok in Punch Drunk Love and Spanglish. Of course that opinion probably makes me gay.

    • juris imprudent

      Look at all the pretenders in this thread – GRIFTERS one and all. Not one authentic gay Glib making this offer!

      • (((Jarflax

        It’s California. Authenticity is inauthentic to the culture.

    • rhywun

      “gayfishing”

      lol Have to remember that one.

      • (((Jarflax

        Does that get you fabulous seafood?

      • Nephilium

        (((Jarflax:

        Just Rainbow Trout and that fish from the gay children’s book.

    • Threedoor

      I’ve been doing it since the 90s.

      Usually not my friends though. But times have changed. One of my buddies married a former marine, he totally takes it up the butt now.

    • Bobarian LMD

      I play cards every Wednesday night, 90% of our conversations have to do with just how gay everyone else is.

      “I’m the least gay guy here.”

      “Least gay is still gay.”

  3. DrOtto

    What happened to keeping government out of bedrooms? Now CA is embracing that again. What if a transtrender is banging a member of the opposite sex (IRL, not their fantasy world gender ID), is that now a hate crime in CA?

    • UnCivilServant

      The activists never wanted government out of bedrooms, they just wanted to enforce their own proclivities on normal people.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Just like murder leads to chewing gum, having set-asides for black women business loans leads to snooping in bedrooms.

    • Tonio

      “transTRENDER” for the WIN! If that was a typo, don’t say anything. Using that. Thanks, Doc.

      • Sensei

        Agreed!

      • Ted S.

        One of our potato people insists on using it if you suggest trannies are faking it. Those aren’t *real* transgenders, don’t you know.

      • Not Adahn

        Has social life always been a competition between gatekeepers and entryists, or is this a social media invention?

      • (((Jarflax

        Has social life always been a competition between gatekeepers and entryists, or is this a social media invention?

        Yes, at least the heterosexual dating part has always been a competition to gain entry by persuading the gatekeeper to open the gate.

      • Not Adahn

        “I am the Keymaster”

      • Common Tater

        Pretty sure Blaire White coined transtrender a long time ago.

      • Not Adahn

        Interestingly enough for the people involved, “transtrender” remains resistant to reclaiming. They had to invent “tucute” for themselves.

    • DrOtto

      Also, if I claim I’m gay, but then they find my “I’m not gay, but $20 is $20” can coozie, am I now in legal trouble?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Did you claim the $20 on your taxes?

  4. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    Looks like the Senate is flexing its muscles.

    Good(?)

    • WTF

      It would still have to be passed by both senate and house and then signed by Trump to take effect. I don’t see House and Senate winning a stare down with the president and actually refusing to fund the military if they don’t get their way. They’ve never had the stones to do it before, so I doubt they’ll actually follow through this time.

  5. Rat on a train

    Someone’s race can be fairly easily verified (Rachel Dolezal notwithstanding). As can their sex and veteran status.

    It can?

    If a man claims to be a woman that is attracted to women, that makes them gay, right?

    • EvilSheldon

      I’m reminded of that think with the Turkish (?) army a few years back – they didn’t allow gay conscripts, but in order to get an exemption one would have to submit a photograph of them receiving anal sex from another man, while looking into the camera and smiling. No word on whether a thumbs-up would help or hurt.

      • DrOtto

        A thumbs-up where?

      • slumbrew

        “But I’m a top!”

      • Rat on a train

        “We need a money shot for proof.”

    • Threedoor

      One time I was talking to my army buddies while walking away from the company area, I remarked that “I washing was a gay black female.”

      From somewhere behind us came a response, “hooah, sergeant Major!”

  6. EvilSheldon

    PA Supreme Court rules in favor of victims’ families, AG must have oversight when DA overturns cases

    No problem! We’ll just make sure that we own the Office of the Attorney General, too!

    Seriously, people, haven’t we gotten over the idea that the government can effectively oversee the government?

    • Sean

      You know the DA done fucked up when the Commie PASC ruled against him.

    • Common Tater

      “A government is a body of people usually notably ungoverned.”

  7. PieInTheSky

    California Will Throw You In Jail For A Year If You Lie About Being Gay

    I suppose it is better than being thrown off the jailhouse roof for being gay.

    And you may end up kinda gay in jail.

    • Sean

      And you may end up kinda gay in jail.

      The irony is strong there.

    • (((Jarflax

      In the Middle East they throw the Gays off roofs for not being straight. In California they jail you for not being Gay. Totally different!

      • PieInTheSky

        jail is an ugly word though. straight reeducation camp.

      • Ted S.

        Would you rather we say “gaol”?

      • UnCivilServant

        because it looks like it should be pronounced gay-l?

    • Threedoor

      Three hots, a cot, and all the gay sex you can handle.

      • Bobarian LMD

        How much you can handle may not actually enter the equation.

        Bubba says “I don’t know how much you can handle, but I know how much you’re gonna get.”

      • UnCivilServant

        “Warden, I’m afraid poor Bubba fell and twisted his head near clean off.”

  8. (((Jarflax

    I am pretty sure Illinois, like most States, allows subcontractors to place liens.

    • DrOtto

      But liens usually only get paid when a property is put up for sale/sold. I doubt that thing is going on the market anytime soon and when it does, it’s going to be a tear down.

      • (((Jarflax

        You can foreclose a mechanic’s lien. It seldom happens because the cost and hassle are usually not worth it, but for a couple million I’d sure proceed. I very much want this to happen! Obama’s Library going to foreclosure would warm the cockles of my heart like Cindy Lou Who with the Grinch.

    • Tonio

      ”I had a few days’ beard and I am a masculine guy – they told me I didn’t look like a normal gay man.”

      This is both hilarious, and sad.

      • Ted S.

        You need to start looking like Johnny Weir, Tonio.

      • Sensei

        Do you guys carry membership cards?

      • Not Adahn

        To get yours go to areyouafriendofdorothy.com

      • Ted S.

        I think they carry colored bandanas, Sensei.

      • Gdragon

        Did someone say Johnny Weir ?

    • (((Jarflax

      the photos must show you as the passive partner

      Ahh yes, the boy game loophole. You are only Gay if you catch, pitching, especially to a helpless boy, is fine.

    • rhywun

      That reads like a bad fifties sitcom plot.

      I would never pass under those conditions.

  9. Not Adahn

    Yes, it’s government going after an enemy, but it might also coincide with actual wrongdoing:

    FTC suing Big Trans

    ttps://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2026/06/ftc-states-sue-world-professional-association-transgender-health-over-deceptive-claims-regarding-treatment-children

    • Derpetologist

      ***
      No figure in American history mastered the art of kompromat quite like J. Edgar Hoover. During his 48-year reign as FBI director, Hoover amassed an unprecedented archive of damaging information on politicians, activists, and celebrities.

      Hoover’s files were not just passive collections of data—they were active tools of political control. By selectively leaking information, he could destroy careers, shape legislation, and even influence presidential decision-making. His reign demonstrated how state surveillance could be weaponized into a kompromat machine.

      Watergate proved that even the most powerful figures could be undone by their own blackmail schemes. It also led to reforms like the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA), though these measures ultimately failed to prevent future abuses.
      ***

      • (((Jarflax

        reforms like the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA)

        reforms….

        bwahahahahahahaha

    • Not Adahn

      The idea that government being honest and non-abusive is the default is such bizarre nonsense to me, and represents a triumph of propaganda over historical literacy.

      If someone thinks the FBI isn’t a political blackmail tool, when did it stop being one and how was it stopped?

      If there is no fraud in elections, when did that stop happening and how was it stopped?

      Repeat as needed depending on the combination of letters/bad conduct required.

    • juris imprudent

      Why Derp, the legislation creating the NSA expressly forbids them from spying on Americans in America. That’s why we have the 5-eyes agreement!

  10. Rat on a train

    Half of America Cannot Afford to Live, and Other Wrong Numbers

    If you want to take affordability seriously, you have to break the number apart. You have to ask which problem you’re solving. You have to ask what we’ve tried before. You have to ask why what we tried didn’t work. And you have to be willing to hear answers that don’t flatter your priors, because none of the answers in this territory flatter anyone—including, on more than one count, us.

    Until then, the next person who tells you that half of Americans can’t afford to live is telling you a wrong number. They may not know it. The number itself does.

    • Derpetologist

      Any country with below-replacement fertility is in the fast lane for collapse. Oddly enough, the problem is the worst in high-income countries where one would assume it would be *easier* to have a large family.

      Americans aren’t going to reproduce unless they can provide a similar standard of living to what they grew up with.

      People who can’t afford a decent house or apartment aren’t going to breed.

      Build. Cheap. Housing. Just do it.

      • (((Jarflax

        You are not putting this genie back in its bottle with cheap houses. You need to somehow restore the cultural conditions to get people marrying earlier, and women to stay at home and raise kids. And other than in religious niches I don’t see that happening.

      • trshmnstr

        The cheap housing is expensive, too. They put up three small cheap houses next to where my wife works.

      • rhywun

        Build. Cheap. Housing. Just do it.

        lol Good one.

      • trshmnstr

        Oops, premature submission….

        Those houses are 2/2s, 1000sqft on a busy road in the middle of nowhere Missouri and they’re 225k.

      • Not Adahn

        WRT Rhywun’s link, it is interesting that of all the “Eurolanders loving the shit out of being in America for the World Cup” videos algorithms are pushing at me, zero of them involve Seattle.

      • rhywun

        All the ones I’ve seen were from Texas.

        Their chamber of commerce must be paying for all that coverage.

      • Not Adahn

        Somehow Big Algo must think you don’t like Scotsmen, since Boston is very well represented.

      • slumbrew

        The Tartan Army are absolutely killing it in Boston. No Scotland, no party, indeed.

        They’ve likely done more for Scottish tourism than every penny their tourism board has spent in the last decade.

      • PutridMeat

        does not solve anything.

        Oh, it solved everything is was supposed to solve. Cheap political grandstanding, redirection of stolen money to reward the correct political actors, and ‘problem’ not solved leaving an opportunity for infinite parasitical recursion.

      • rhywun

        I assumed the Scotsmen were in Texas? Guess not.

      • Not Adahn

        AL also getting a lot of love, and there’s some Swiss Warty Hugeman in various southern states I think.

      • Threedoor

        It’s the death of a thousand cuts and housing is not one of them.

        Houses are larger and nicer than the ones I grew up in, opulent compared to the ones my parents did.

        It’s diet, perpetual adolescence, a culture of death, government education, over medication, continuing to raise the drinking age, raising the age at which one can get a job….

      • The Last American Hero

        People had large families during the Great Fucking Depression. Gen Y and Z are fucking Panda Bears. That’s the problem.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Americans aren’t going to reproduce unless they can provide a similar standard of living to what they grew up with.
        People who can’t afford a decent house or apartment aren’t going to breed.

        This isn’t why the birth rate dropped. It’s birth control and culture. Neither of which would be fixed by cheap housing. People in scratching in the dirt has historically bred like rabbits.

    • R C Dean

      Picture a 32-year-old physician married to a 32-year-old software engineer. Combined household income, $400,000. They cannot buy a house in San Francisco or Boston or New York within a sane commute of their jobs. They cannot afford to have three kids, pay for childcare, and put them in decent schools. They are doing every single thing the meritocratic American dream told them to do, and the dream is not being delivered.

      It’s all about priorities. Get out of SF, Boston or NY, for starters. I don’t recall the meritocratic American dream saying you don’t have to make sacrifices or hard choices.

      • Sensei

        Exactly. Funny I have the reverse issue and sacrafice. I was able to find good employment in NYC a place I had and still have no desire to be.

      • DrOtto

        Look, if I want a $100k home on the Pacific, I’m owed it by the constitution. Also, I want to do this while pursuing my dream of being an artist. So my job of poorly filling coffee cups should pay a wage to support this vision. Otherwise society has failed me.

      • Common Tater

        “put them in decent schools”

        So you have to be able to afford private school?

      • rhywun

        Any mention of the fact that the leaders of San Francisco, Boston, and New York have caused that problem by pursuing a decades-long campaign of deliberately pushing out the middle class?

      • Sensei

        rhywun – a not insignificant part is the rent control in NYC. I’m sure it’s similar in the other cities, but I’ve not research too closely.

      • slumbrew

        No rent control in Mass, by law, since 1994.

        Local dummies are, of course, trying to bring it back.

      • slumbrew

        With the Boston area, it’s already quite densely populated, so there are few greenfields development opportunties.

        Local commies solution is, of course, to destroy the single family homes and put up big multi-unit buildings.

        e.g., in my little square, the tallest buildings are around 4 stories, with a lot of two-family homes surrounding it (if you’re a big-shot you buy a two family and convert it into a single family).

        People like this area a lot, so prices are very high.

        The solution for the local busybodies? A 26 story, 500 unit building in the middle of the square. Oh, with no parking – if you live there you won’t be elegable for an on-street parking sticker, either.

        This proposal has the advantage of destroying the desirable character of the local square while ensuring the new residents are childless (because anyone who thinks you can live without a car even here has never had to go to a 24-hour CVS at midnight with your sick child and their sibling in tow).

      • rhywun

        Rent control is whole ‘nother beast. I wrote an article about it.

        But yes, it is a not insignificant part of the problem but by no means would the problem go away without it. There is just so much other bullshit going on. Off the top of my head… landmarks and historical districts, klimate bullshit, required set-asides for the poors, and so much more.

      • Nephilium

        You could live amazingly well here in Cleveland on $400k.

        Maybe get out of the Progressive run shitholes?

      • UnCivilServant

        Nobody is going to pay me $400k anywhere.

      • Threedoor

        Stop spending on childcare.

        Become a one income household and homeschool.

        When you farm the raising of your kids out to others you like your kids less. They like you less. They don’t know their siblings.
        They in turn have fewer children.

      • rhywun

        Become a one income household

        +1 tradwife

        Another genie that won’t go back in the bottle.

      • trshmnstr

        Then, after you do what threedoor says, make some good friends who are like minded, move close to them, and build community. Focus on bringing as much production of necessities into the community as possible, and use barter and “friends and family” deals to keep the community thriving.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Slumbrew, just lie back and think of CommieTowns.

    • rhywun

      Meet three Americans with student loan debt.

      I think I figured out where they went wrong and I didn’t even have to read past the first sentence.

      • Threedoor

        Yep.
        The two income family was the true start of the population crash.

    • creech

      I was talking to an ex-Phila. Eagle player who wanted to get into the tiny affordable homes business with some outfit in Texas. He looked around the Philly suburbs and pretty much discovered that, despite all the political rhetoric, there would be no townships where zoning would allow for such development.

      • rhywun

        OMG zoning is another gigantic clusterfuck that is maybe the biggest cause of all of these problems. And nobody wants to do anything about it because NIMBY.

  11. Sensei

    The neo-con WSJ trying to make lemonade has an interesting quote.

    ‘Iran has to take a decision whether it wants to be a nation or a cause,” Henry Kissinger once said. For 47 years, the Iranian regime has answered “cause”—Islamic revolution. The Trump Administration is now paying for the privilege of asking the question anew.

    Is Iran Really a ‘Normal Country’?

    • juris imprudent

      We promise that wasn’t Mr. Obama or John Kerry speaking. Like so many before it, the Trump Administration wants to believe this regime is other than what it has shown itself to be.

      Still not our problem.

    • Threedoor

      Yes the FDA is useless.

  12. PieInTheSky

    Robert Reich
    @RBReich
    For those who have forgotten the past 40 years:

    Tax cuts for the rich
    …don’t trickle down

    Boosting military spending
    …doesn’t bring peace

    Slashing regulations
    …doesn’t create jobs

    Folks, we’ve seen this all before.

    https://x.com/RBReich/status/2066970351754428863

    • R C Dean

      Slashing regulations
      …doesn’t create jobs

      How would we know?

      • PieInTheSky

        the US has practically 0 regulations at this point. extreme free market.

      • Rat on a train

        Increasing regulation certainly increases the number or regulatory-related jobs. If we regulate enough we could have a job market of just regulators and compliance administrators.

      • R.J.

        Dean from the top rope!

    • R.J.

      Aaaahh…
      Still smoking crack, I see.

    • Nephilium

      Because raising taxes and deficit spending has a sterling track record.

    • UnCivilServant

      Unless you’ve got supersonic jets, fuck that noise. That’s too long in an airline seat.

      • Sensei

        After flying NY to Japan for 14 hours it stops mattering after about 8 hours.

        You really do just become numb to it. Although the suck and the jetlag are not to be trifled with.

      • PieInTheSky

        After flying NY to Japan for 14 hours- raw-dogging it?

      • Sensei

        I was actually watching some of the Japanese movies and TV on the plane and getting some interesting looks from the Asians around me.

      • slumbrew

        I did BOS to ORD, then ORD to NRT – that second leg was 13+ hours.

        It is, indeed, a lot.

        If work is picking up the tab, I can highly recommend business class. I can only imagine doing that in economy.

        One of the nice things about that job is that travel to and from Japan was a regular thing for people so “don’t bother coming in to work for a day or two after you get back” was the norm – the jet lag was just something else.

      • PieInTheSky

        In 2012 I did a cheap flight to Kuala Lumpur. The cheap part meant instead of going from Bucharest towards Asia we went the other way around to london for 4 hours and then London to KL. It was tough. But we was young back then.

      • rhywun

        China back to LA was something like 14 hours IIRC.

        Never again.

      • Rat on a train

        Flying across the Pacific sucks. The last time I did with the family my son declared he wanted off with 4 hours left in the flight.

      • Sensei

        slumbrew – without a doubt the worst jetlag I’ve ever had.

        My feeling is I’d rather suck up coach and a “plus seat” and spend on hotel or food in Japan. Since I don’t travel anymore I have no airline perks.

      • slumbrew

        BOS to Hawaii was almost as bad; first to LAX, then to the Big Island, back to back 6 hour flights.

        If we go again we’ll spend a couple days in LA vs. doing it in one shot.

      • Timeloose

        Flying coach from ORD to HKG will make you want to never fly again. 12-14 hrs is doable EWR to NRT for example. >14 hours is too long.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Those long flights aren’t the greatest, but they’re not so bad.
        Tricks: 1. Don’t have kids. Ya solve many flight troubles with this one, right here. 2) Party before the flight, mostly at home before your cab to the ‘port. Keep partying at the airport, but it’s expensive and ya wanna try to blend. Get as many free drinks as ya can on the plane. Ya sleep through eight hours, at least, recovering from the stress of packing up a smaller version of your life and shuttling to a new country.

        Well, I guess that’s it. Don’t have kids, pack light; and drink the travel day into its proper theme. Ya arrive fresh! Slept off the party and you’ve arrived, fresh to conquer new land. Not that difficult.

        (Oh? 3: Be tiny. Not required, but I’m sure it helps.)

      • Threedoor

        All of this sounds terrible.
        Last time I flew they weren’t charging extra for the emergency exit row and people didn’t like to book it because there is usually a patrician there. I’m 6’5” and need every inch I can get. Much too poor to buy a first class ticket, I got bumped to first class in uniform once and it was nice. Longest flight was Germany to Atlanta may have been eight hours or something. Both the wife and I have back injuries and it kicked our asses. Haven’t flown for over a decade.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’ve done JFK-NRT in first. Even that got old before the plane landed and just wanted to get off. Same 8-10 hour mark.

    • kinnath

      My longest flight was LA to Singapore — 18 hours — in business class. I think I watched three movies, then slept for 8 hours and the flight still wasn’t over.

      I’ve done the Minneapolis to Narita (and back) flights many times. I’ve also done LA to Sydney and Guangzhou to LA.

      Overall, Iowa to Singapore is about 26 to 27 hours of total travel time including check in; layovers; and waiting for bags to arrive.

      My last international trip was almost 20 years ago. I can’t imagine doing it at my current age.

      • Rat on a train

        My first trip to the Philippines was Washington to Tokyo to Manila. Door to door was 24 hours. It was brutal with the 12 hour time zone change.

      • kinnath

        My worst jet lag ever: Iowa to London to Paris to Guangzhou to LA to Iowa — all in under 10 days on the road.

  13. Ownbestenemy

    Tornado last night a little too close for comfort. All the boys got to experience that…parents and dogs rushing everyone downstairs.

    We were just outside the path.

    • Sensei

      Living in hurricane country I’ve never experience the “joy” of tornados. The scale is generally smaller, but the concentrated “suck” they provide is truly scary.

      For those in those areas can you explain the specialized devices that fedgov installs in the trailer parks that magically attract them?

      • juris imprudent

        Sadly, I only have the vinyl and no online link for Martin Mull’s Trailer Waltz song about tornados and mobile homes.

      • Nephilium

        Don’t hurricanes usually spawn off some tornadoes as they pass?

        And as to why the trailer parks attract them… they’re large flat areas with little tree coverage or large structures to slow the winds.

      • Nephilium

        Sensei:

        I figured the hurricane is more destructive than the tornadoes they threw off. When I had a tornado pass a block away, quite a few roads were closed for a couple of days due to downed lines and trees, and I didn’t have steady power for over a week.

      • Threedoor

        There was a tornado in Oak Grove KY when I lived on Ft Campbell. We went fo a coworker of my wife’s house and took a wrong turn coming back and drove through the trailer park it hit. Less than a mile and a half from our place and we had no idea that it had happened the night before.

      • Threedoor

        Concentrated suck you say?

        Go on.

      • Ted S.

        Concentrated suck is what you get from a girl who gives really good head.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, she’s focused at least.

      • Threedoor

        Any adjacent lots you can pick up on the cheep after that?

    • Gender Traitor

      Thanks for letting us know. Glad you’re okay.

  14. PieInTheSky

    Who Is America’s Homer?

    If England has Shakespeare, Spain has Cervantes, Italy has Dante, and Russia has Pushkin, then who do we have? Do we have a great poet who captures the American spirit, the American story, the American identity? We asked for contributions

    https://x.com/Plough/status/2066879374167548300

    🅱️askerville 🇦🇪
    @WB_Baskerville
    For there to be an “American Homer” the answer would have to be immediately obvious to everyone, to such a degree that doubting it would immediately mark you as an eccentric. E.g the Italian Homer is Dante. So that this is even a question shows there isn’t one.

    • PieInTheSky

      I still have hopes for either SugarFree or DeliciousTacos

    • Not Adahn

      It probably means something that the greatest US born poet is English to the core.

      • Annoyed Nomad

        My thoughts exactly

      • rhywun

        This.

      • dbleagle

        Yep. I agree.

    • UnCivilServant

      Poetry is for people who haven’t invented writing.

      Verse is a mnemonic device, not a format for literature.

    • The Last American Hero

      Walt Whitman. Next Question.

  15. PieInTheSky

    I think I ate too many cherries and sour cherries and strawberries and raspberries the past couple of weeks. Mom’s garden was overflowing of the things.

  16. Common Tater

    “Large utility companies are required to submit plans to “encourage, recruit, and utilize” businesses owned by non-whites, women, disabled veterans, and individuals who identify as LGBT.”

    All of this shit should be illegal. Does non-white include asians?

    Also, I thought it was LGBTQ+ in California?

    • Sensei

      Does non-white include asians?

      We all know the answer to that.

      • juris imprudent

        I know the ‘tards have declared Japanese to be white, not sure the ruling on Chinese.

      • Sensei

        In NYC? They generally work hard, value family and education.

        We know how large chunks of the left feel about that.

    • rhywun

      All of that shit IS illegal as far as I believed.

    • rhywun

      There are dozens if not hundreds of those across the US. All abandoned.

      • Threedoor

        A small one outside of my hometown that’s being slowly converted into a home. Weirdos painted the brick white. Who paints brick? Other than people that already live in an asylum I suppose.

    • Rat on a train

      Gonzalez boarded the R train, lost consciousness and died on a bench inside the subway car nearly three hours before Rojas showed up and violated him.
      He was asking for it by staying on the train.

    • Sensei

      Meanwhile illegal immigrants convicted of assault on living people in NYC able to feel pain get far more lenient sentences.

    • The Last American Hero

      Fortuneteller: I see a grim future for you. Death comes on the subway, and nobody notices.

      Customer: That sucks.

      Fortunteller: Wait. It gets worse.

    • Threedoor

      Shoot. You get less time for murder.

    • Threedoor

      So they both were illegals?

      Look if that’s your culture who are we to judge?

  17. PieInTheSky

    Irish author Sally Rooney gave a speech last night blaming Israel for the rise of fascism and the far right in Europe and concluding that the “liberation of Palestine represents the liberation of the world”. How very 1930s Europe of her to blame the Jews for everything.

    https://x.com/HeidiBachram/status/2067350529835999730

    • rhywun

      Irish author Sally Rooney is completely ignorant of history and the meanings of various words.

      Carry on, the left.

      • Threedoor

        Who?
        Technically anyone who has a piece posted here is an author. We’re in her league.

    • rhywun

      Oh my God, there are concerns about Black representation! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING.

      • Grumbletarian

        And Gerrymandering is no good anymore!

      • juris imprudent

        Black representation

        Ain’t got nuthin to do with skin color and everything to do with party color.

  18. PieInTheSky

    Hugh Grant has arrived at Labour’s Makerfield HQ to support Andy Burnham

    Hugh Grant got banned from my uni (St Andrews) for partying with 17/18-year-old first-years.

    He’ll fit right in with Labour.

    https://x.com/NicholasLissack/status/2067349521688900033

    looks like something Clavicular would do.

    • Threedoor

      Women have no agency, it is known.

  19. R C Dean

    Gotta say, the optics of signing a peace deal at Versailles are not the greatest, considering the last time that was tried.

      • R.J.

        The Imaginot Line?

        Is it manned with imaginary cheese-eating surrender monkeys?

    • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

      As a child I toured the rail car the Armistice and the 1940 surrender were signed in.

  20. Q Continuum

    What I don’t understand is how SCOTUS has not definitively and comprehensively struck down these “preferential” programs across the board for being in violation of 14A.

    https://archive.is/KPYVW

    Thot Thursday.

    • rhywun

      They are too chicken-shit. Every one of them knows damn well that shit is unconstitutional.

      • Threedoor

        As is every public accommodation law and the 1964 Civil rights law, the voting rights act…

    • R C Dean

      Every single one of them is a member of the urban clerisy, educated in Ivy League schools, with a social circle that is composed entirely of people who think these preferential programs are a Good Thing, perhaps even required.

      It’s the same reason they won’t enforce the Second Amendment. They aren’t Icky People, they don’t know any Icky People, so they have no connection to or desire to do Icky People things.

  21. Common Tater

    ““Lilo & Stitch” star Daveigh Chase was “too far gone” to collect millions of dollars in residuals she had sitting in an account as she spiraled into addiction, her manager told The California Post….

    Chase was “too far gone,” allegedly hooked on heroin and fentanyl, to collect the money despite Ryan’s attempts to get in touch with Chase over the years….

    Chase died June 17 in Los Angeles shortly after she was hospitalized for malnutrition, TMZ reported her final cause of death was meningitis and an infection in her blood.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/06/17/entertainment/lilo-stitch-actress-daveigh-chase-reportedly-had-millions-in-residuals-at-time-of-death/

    Sad.

  22. Sensei

    Karl Rove continues show why I haven’t voted for a Republican since his steel tariffs. I now skim his column in the WSJ to figure out what the current conventional thinking is on Team Red.

    Raising the specter of impeaching President Trump won’t win Democrats one vote. Everyone who wants Mr. Trump removed from office is already in the Democratic column. Making impeachment an election centerpiece could alienate swing voters sick of hyperpartisanship.

    You want to drive your faithful to actually vote. And since we now have mail in voting of all kinds this is even easier for Team Blue. These “moderates” barely exist.

    https://www.wsj.com/opinion/talking-crazy-is-how-you-lose-elections-484f9d24?st=eQo3YA&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • juris imprudent

      Well, if we’re talking actual voters, I seem to recall independents outnumbering either party.

      • R C Dean

        Voters, pfft. What matters is ballots, and everybody knows it.

  23. Q Continuum

    As one of (((them))), I’m reflexively pro-Israel and have had little issue with them pounding Gaza into a parking lot. What I am not is an interventionist or pro-Israel at the expense of being pro-American. Through that lens, this Iran clusterfuck has been an absolute debacle IMO. We blew up their nuclear facilities last year seemingly with impunity. OK, great; I don’t want Islamofascist lunatics to have a nuclear bomb so I guess I can get on board with that, but why couldn’t we leave it at that? A war of aggression with the objective of regime change is absolutely NOT in US interests. It’s in Israeli interests for sure, and I’m sure the US wouldn’t cry any tears of sadness if the regime went away by other means, but it was never, never, NEVER in US interests to start and conduct the war. I’m not sure how Trump got convinced into doing this, but the knock-on effects are going to be horrible.

    1. Commies win the House for sure and maybe the Senate. R gains in key demographics in 2024 are essentially erased instead of being solidified.
    2. This has emboldened Woke Right antisemites with a tailor-made argument that the US acts on behalf of the Israeli government.
    3. Iran rebuilds and regroups to build a nuclear weapon with even more urgency; they’re not blind to the fact that North Korea isn’t being bombed into oblivion.

    This is one of the most retarded own-goals I’ve seen in my lifetime; the pro-war wing of the GOP must be incredibly powerful because they just tore up the party makeover (that was a long-term winner) and threw it in the trash while simultaneously undercutting the only reason Trump won: the economy.

    • rhywun

      Yup to all of that.

      I was willing to play along for “two weeks” but not anymore. Get ready for another 40 years or so of DemSoc “leadership”.

      • R C Dean

        I seriously doubt the deranged DemSocs can hold power for 40 years.

        Without massive cheating, at least.

        If they do take and hold power for any length of time, I think we can pretty much guarantee the US in its current form won’t last 40 years.

    • Common Tater

      “A war of aggression with the objective of regime change is absolutely NOT in US interests.”

      Regime change is in the U.S. interest. Although war wasn’t the way to do it, and I don’t think it was the objective.

  24. Common Tater

    Why is Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport called ORD when there is no “d” in the name?

    • Rat on a train

      Orchard Douglas Airport

    • rhywun

      Noted “bad boy”. 🙄

  25. rhywun

    Oh great, “tornado watch” today here.

    • Common Tater

      A tornado in NY?

      • rhywun

        It happens.

        I had one hit a block away when I was living in Brooklyn.

      • Not Adahn

        A F0 hit a town in Western MA.

        It did more lasting damage than the F5 that wiped out Moore, since the various levels of government prevented rebuilding.

      • juris imprudent

        We had a tornado alert (south-central PA) a couple of nights back, don’t know if it was confirmed.

    • rhywun

      Looks like something touched down in the next county over.

      Just strong storms here.

      • EvilSheldon

        It really is.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    I watch a lot of old movies. Like ’30s and ’40s movies. An extremely popular category is what I’ll call the Cinderella tale; poor girl/boy jumps the class/wealth divide, finds true love. I watched one last night.

    The question I found myself asking was, can you even make something like that now, or has the world become so stratified and security conscious that breaking through the lines has become impossible? Where do the children of the mega rich go to play (under the watchful eyes of their security details)?

    • rhywun

      You can make it if the cast and crew meet the required race quotas.

      Ain’t progressivism great?

      • (((Jarflax

        You can make it as long as the Billionaire Princess Diva is trans and their lover is a handicapped underaged Black Lesbian who teaches the jaded Billionaire Tranny Diva important lessons about acceptance and being true to themself while overcoming the evil forces of hate represented by a supposedly straight white male, who is oddly Gay coded and likely British.

    • Common Tater

      There is tons of that on Hallmark — rich girlboss falls in love with small town hunk.

      • The Last American Hero

        If you haven’t played Hallmark Bingo, especially the Christmas Edition, you are truly missing out.

        More fun if you have 3-4 people and play a couple of Bingo Cards each.

      • Not Adahn

        But wouldn’t that require that you have to watch Hallmark Christmas movies?

  27. Common Tater

    “Hundreds more people have been sickened and dozens more hospitalized with an antibiotic-resistant strain of bacteria being linked to backyard chickens.

    In April, the CDC warned of an outbreak of Salmonella Saintpaul among people who reported contact with backyard poultry….

    In the latest update, published Wednesday, there were 513 total cases, 134 total hospitalizations and one death across 42 states and Puerto Rico.”

    https://www.dailymail.com/health/article-15909091/deadly-bacteria-chickens-eggs-salmonella-outbreak.html

    No.

    • Rat on a train

      In the largest cluster among the outbreak, the CDC said there is ‘an unusually high number of people reporting contact with ducks.’
      If hate birds ever get hold of this biological weapon …

  28. Common Tater

    “President Donald Trump turned on the charm Wednesday night as he arrived at the Palace of Versailles for a lavish dinner hosted by French President Emmanuel Macron and his wife Brigitte.

    After their trademark extended handshake, which lasted around 10 seconds, and a kiss on each of Brigitte’s cheeks, Trump commended the first couple of France.”

    https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15909115/donald-trump-emmanuel-macron-versailles.html

    He kissed a boy and he liked it?

      • Common Tater

        I haven’t seen anything about it recently.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Alligator Alcatraz Abandoned

    All detainees at an immigration detention center in an isolated airstrip in the Florida Everglades, known as “Alligator Alcatraz,” have been transferred to other facilities, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security said, citing concerns related to the hurricane season.

    The South Florida Detention Center has been praised by President Donald Trump. But its conditions have been harshly criticized by lawyers, families and human rights groups, who have persistently denounced the mistreatment of detainees since the center opened 11 months ago, during the Atlantic hurricane season.

    DHS said that all detainees at the Florida state-run facility had been transferred but did not specify how many or where they were taken. Nor did it say whether the facility would close permanently or only temporarily.

    We’ll have to find something new to hyperventilate about.

    • rhywun

      They could have put them up in 4-star hotels and fed them catered meals (like NYC did with thousands of illegal aliens) and it would have been “harshly criticized” by the left because the conditions are not the issue – the border is the issue and those people don’t believe in them.

  30. Common Tater

    “No one makes these demands of me, and yet, I feel burdened by them anyway — by the opaque feeling of obligation on a day my birthright says I should have none. The older I get, the less persistent these emotions are. But when they hit, and they always do, it’s a psychic whallop. For a brief moment in time, I’m questioning everything tangentially related to my dual identities (gay guy and June-born person), which can be an exhausting emotional shift when you spend 11 out of 12 months of the year blissfully ignorant of what others in your community might perceive as shortcomings.”

    https://www.salon.com/2026/06/18/pride-month-makes-me-feel-like-an-imposter/

    dual identities?

    • trshmnstr

      No one makes these demands of me, and yet, I feel burdened by them anyway

      This is called mental illness.

      • R.J.

        See my solution below.

      • EvilSheldon

        Being a self-absorbed serial whiner isn’t really mental illness.

    • R.J.

      OMG, that person need to go jump off a cliff.

      • Common Tater

        Then he would also have to identify as a cliff jumper.

    • rhywun

      At least one of them is retarded.

      “reveration of all things queer”

      What now?

      • R C Dean

        “English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?”

    • Not Adahn

      Obviously his identity as a Gemini is primary.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Katie Blankenship, an immigration attorney at Sanctuary of the South, said all 50 clients that she and other attorneys have been providing free advice during the past 20 days have been moved from “Alligator Alcatraz” to other facilities in South Florida, California, Arizona, Louisiana and Texas.

    “They are all gone,” Blankenship said. “They have been moved and disappeared into the system and are unavailable to family or counsel, typically for a period of about a week.”

    She noted that she hasn’t received any official notice about the transfers, but instead found out because her clients did not appear at hearings or did not show up at calls. When she tried to find out what had happened to them, she located them using the official detainee search tool and saw that they had been transferred to other facilities, Blankenship said.

    Those people were only moved out to inconvenience her and her fellow advocates. What a dastardly plan.

    • Sean

      Immigrant hide and seek.

  32. Common Tater

    “For one, the petitioners argue that these bans on transgender athletes’ participation in sports, should they be upheld, will protect women from injury, allow for competitive fairness and preserve women and girls’ equal opportunity. Countless trans rights advocates and women’s rights organizations have highlighted, however, how such bans ostensibly open cisgender women and girls, particularly those perceived as more masculine for one reason or another, up to invasive body examinations and discrimination.”

    https://www.salon.com/2026/06/18/scotus-cases-on-transgender-rights-test-every-americans-freedom/

    There have never been butch lesbians in women’s sports.

    • rhywun

      invasive body examinations and discrimination

      And whose fault is that?

      • Ted S.

        Trump, of course.

      • Common Tater

        It’s like voting. Girls don’t have ID.

    • R C Dean

      Not sure why you need invasive body examinations when all you have to do is go into the locker room and look around.

      • Common Tater

        There was that trans volleyball player that no one in the locker room knew was trans until the information came out later. So I’m thinking she had bottom surgery.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Behold the baying mob

    A proposal to raise taxes on the wealthiest Californians has qualified for the November ballot, state officials said Wednesday, setting up what could be an expensive and divisive fight.

    The so-called billionaire tax — which has divided Democrats in the state — would implement a one-time tax on rich Californians if approved by voters.

    California Secretary of State Shirley Weber said in a statement late Wednesday that the measure was eligible for the ballot this fall after her department verified the required number of signatures submitted by organizers.

    There is still a chance, however, that the initiative will not appear on California’s ballot. The proposal’s supporters — led by Service Employees International Union-United Healthcare Workers West, a large California healthcare workers union — have until June 25 to decide whether they want to move forward with their push.

    Several groups and lawmakers have for months engaged in negotiations over ways to reach a deal that would appease the unions supporting the tax while also preventing it from appearing on the ballot.

    It’s all so simple, really.

    Tax the rich

    Feed the poor

    Until there are no rich no more

      • dbleagle

        Correct. And it is written in a way that the taxes could reoccur, and move down the wealth ladder, by a simple say so of the state leg.

    • rhywun

      Feed the poor gaping maw of the public sector unions

      FTFY

  34. Gender Traitor

    So I got back from a dentist appointment and fired up my laptop to work from home while workers continue replacing the office’s roof. I discovered immediately that despite payroll having been approved early to be paid early due to the federal holiday, the money having been wired to the payroll processor, and all the reports and pay stubs having been generated, no one has gotten their direct deposit yet.

    Latest word is that it should happen before close of business, but I’m glad to be working from a safe distance.

      • Gender Traitor

        I’m across town and working from under the bed.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    due to the federal holiday

    Holiday?

    • R.J.

      Yes, Pride month. You get the whole month of if you are QUILTBAG. But you have to prove your QUILTBAG status or go to jail.

      • rhywun

        *unzips*

      • Not Adahn

        That just proves your (((status))).

  36. J. Frank Parnell

    Obama Center Contractors Say Millions Are Owed

    Expecting payment for your work is white supremacy.

    • R C Dean

      I look forward to the foreclosure sale.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    you have to prove your QUILTBAG status or go to jail.

    Proof is white man colonizer slavery to objective reality. Not fair, man.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    On the other side, Rep. Ro Khanna, who also has his eye on a future White House bid, and Tom Steyer, a billionaire activist who ran unsuccessfully for governor, have backed the effort, arguing that it would help close income inequality gaps. Proponents have also made the case that it will help make up for state budget shortfalls as a result of Medicaid cuts in the “big, beautiful bill” that President Donald Trump signed into law last year.

    A massive wealth transfer to unionized state employees will close the wealth gap. Trust us.

    • rhywun

      The so-called billionaire tax — which has divided Democrats in the state

      lol Bullshit

      When push comes to shove every single Dem will be on board with this. They cannot be otherwise because that is the Party platform now.

      Remember when every single Dem presidential candidate stood on the debate stage and declared without hesitation that every illegal alien gets free healthcare? Same shit. They don’t do “divisive”. That’s the Stupid Party’s responsibility.

      • Common Tater

        Those are the Medicaid cuts, afaik.

    • Not Adahn

      More state employes should be ionized.

      Nothing personal, UCS.

  39. PieInTheSky

    Looking for a Montana Ranch For Sale? The 2,200± acre Muddy Creek Ranch enjoys a dramatically beautiful setting on the west side of the Shields Valley between the communities of Wilsall and Sedan. The ease of access to the town of Livingston to the southeast and Bridger Bowl Ski Resort and Bozeman to the southwest makes this quiet, ranching community a highly coveted location. A grass-fed beef operation specializing in American Aberdeen cattle, Muddy Creek uses regenerative agricultural practices to produce nutrient-dense, grass-finished beef.

    A primary feature of the ranch is its irrigation rights, with an abundance of early priority rights supplying five pivots covering 570± acres, plus additional flood irrigation. Additional water features include approximately two and a quarter miles of Muddy Creek and two ponds. The Muddy Creek headquarters totals 1,407± total acres, including a 180± acre state lease. The headquarters has a ranch residence and entertainment barn, bull pen facilities, one additional residential building site, and full indoor and outdoor livestock working facilities. The Sedan Pasture unit lies three and a half miles west of the headquarters and totals 794± deeded acres with no structural improvements and one building envelope within the eased acreage. The ranch may be purchased in its entirety or as separate parcels.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX5dIexCi6g

    $13,500,000 Wilsall, MT 2,020± Deeded Acres

    • Not Adahn

      For that kind of money, I’d really rather the creek NOT be muddy.

      I guess they expect you to already have filtering orphans.

      • Gender Traitor

        I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know how you filter water through orphans.

      • Not Adahn

        Holding the silk cloth across the water flow is trivial. Moving the fish to the other side is the tricky part.

      • Gender Traitor

        I was thinking more along the lines of the Scotsman who honored his late friend’s request for him to pour fine whiskey on the friend’s grave.

    • Threedoor

      6k an acre.
      Tillable that’s high, ranch land it’s really high.

      But prices have been nuts for the last six years.

      • That Guy

        Close to 20k per acre in central Illinois for tillable land

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Headlines say children vaccinated for HPV have “near zero” chance of dying of cervical cancer.

    Why do I presume they would have a “near zero” chance without the vax?

    • Ted S.

      What was the mortality rate from cervical cancer before the vaccine?

      • Threedoor

        Not being a whore is an easier way not to get cervical cancer.

    • Rat on a train

      Did they include troons in the stats?

    • Threedoor

      That shit is poison.

  41. Common Tater

    TW:TOS

    “Greenpeace and its activists allies have blocked for more than two decades the adoption of Golden Rice, which is genetically enhanced to produce the vitamin A precursor beta-carotene. The result, according to new calculations by DC Abundance founder and research director at the Golden Gate Institute for AI Abi Olvera, is that “delay has killed about 106,000 children and left another 210,000 to 425,000 blind.”

    https://reason.com/2026/06/17/over-100000-kids-have-died-due-to-greenpeace-blocking-genetically-enhanced-rice-new-calculation-shows/

    CWABOA

    • rhywun

      Not surprising. They are a death cult just like all those groups.

      • Threedoor

        It’s amazing that they want African kids to die and not just white ones.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    No shit, Shirley?

    In the two-page voluntary dismissal of Sorsby’s lawsuit, as posted by Ross Dellenger of Yahoo Sports, Sorsby’s lawyers stated this: “On June 15, 2026, Plaintiff was informed by Texas Tech that, notwithstanding the Temporary Injunction Order, the University would not permit Plaintiff to play for his football team during the 2026-27 football season, thereby rendered the relief afforded by the Temporary Injunction Order moot.”

    That judge is going to have to appoint himself head coach, next.

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