Wōdnesdæg Morgendæġ Links

by | Jun 10, 2026 | Daily Links, Florida | 177 comments

Turns out “links” is an old Anglo-Saxon word, so technically this is the old English way of saying… Wednesday Morning Links! I dunno. you gotta have a schtick. This ain’t my best, but Sloopy and Banjos are on that little island that isn’t burning government housing abutting the Irish Sea, so I’ve got what I’ve got here. Its bad, you deserve better, but with SF laid up (but out of the hospital, which, as my mother points out, is where people go to die) you’ve got the B Gentleman’s C team here, no matter how much of Gentleman Tonio is.

To be clear, Tonio is A+ as is Swiss, I am the Gentleman’s C.

Okay, enough banter, let’s get us some linkin’ done.

I’m surprised it wasn’t Dave Burge who coined this… “Oystergruppenfuhrer Platner” has issues with Luttrell’s account of Lone Survivor. As an aside, reminding me that I knew Dave (online) back in the Iowahawk blog days, I was talking with our Swiss Servator about him rubbing elbows with blog royalty once upon a time… in his 30s. He celebrated a birthday recently. Not 39. Wish him well if you missed him.

Orphan asks for trust fund access after being accused of murdering parents, pleading his new status has left him impoverished.

I spent at least 20 nights discussing how to draw “fair” Congressional districts with a couple of guys who had advanced degrees in Geography. Its not quite this simple. For instance, even if you were trying to draw an unbiased map, where you start, and which (if any) geological features you follow can land you +/- 1-2 seats in 50/50 state with 12 or more House seats.

If anyone is looking for Father’s Day presents for guys like me… I’ll take one of these. Those fuckin’ tree rats will never know what hit ’em.

Here’s a mellow little song about stalking for your Wednesday.

About The Author

Brett L

Brett L

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

177 Comments

  1. Ted S.

    I am the Gentleman’s C.

    You’re a gentleman’s club?

    • Tonio

      You are too humble, Brett. But thanks for the compliment and the links.

  2. UnCivilServant

    Sloopy and Banjos are on that little island that isn’t burning government housing abutting the Irish Sea

    Anglesey? The poor bastards are in Wales?

    • Not Adahn

      I used to think of Wales as the setting for the Chronicles of Prydain.

      The Beeb has informed me that it’s really the setting for Torchwood.

      • UnCivilServant

        The BBC did a lot of filming in Wales because it was cheaper. It’s like Hollywood and Vancouver.

      • The Last American Hero

        It’s also OK to film their now since the native population has so intermingled with the Anglo-Saxon/Norman population that most of the Welsh don’t even have tails anymore.

      • Not Adahn

        Torchwood taught me that most Welsh are some combination of dark skinned and homo.

        And that the correct response to a government conspiracy that threatens the existence of all life on earth (or potentially the afterlife) is to obey the government.

    • Threedoor

      I am good with burning down government housing.

    • bacon-magic

      Welsh rarebit deep dish? With pineapple?

  3. UnCivilServant

    In re congressional districts – I’ve come to the opinion that the rules should be:

    – The only features you are permitted to follow are the external boundaries of the state.
    – No straight line may be drawn which is able to cross the boundaries of the district in more than two places excepting crossings which also cross the external border of the state.

    • R C Dean

      Electoral districts are a political matter, so I think the baseline rule should be to follow political boundaries – town, county, etc. To the extent you need to tweak those to get equal populations in each district, the shortest total boundary for the district wins. Big cities with multiple districts may be an exception, but for the foreseeable future those are all Dem districts anyway, so it’s pretty much an intramural fight.

      The only people who should count for districting are, of course, citizens. I also think there should be a fudge factor on population per district, say, 5%.

      This strikes me as something AI could do, BTW.

      • DrOtto

        AI couldn’t even tell me when the correct number of games the Spurs have played against the Knicks last night in the NBA finals. I have my doubts about it’s ability to draw up legislative districts.

      • Threedoor

        Drainages, rivers without bridges, mountain ranges, major roads and highways.

        County and precinct lines take precedence, but their boundaries should follow the above.

    • The Last American Hero

      +/- 1-2 seats in a 50/50 state is a far cry better than 10-1 or 4-0 or whatever they are going to do in California that will ensure a large 40 percent republican state gets zero represenation.

  4. Ted S.

    Its not quite this simple.

    Paywalled, but the two or so paragraphs you can read show the writer to be a smug asshole.

    • Sensei

      He’s is. However, the points he makes appear work completely in the opposite way he intended if you view many of NJ’s districts.

      Because the state is so small, relative to other states, the gerrymandering of most of the northern districts for Team Blue are something to behold.

      • rhywun

        From that map you (?) posted the other day it looks like they’re purely race based. Anyone challenging that?

      • Sensei

        Not that I’m aware. Even if they did it would take years to get it out of NJ. It would be stalled and dragged on as long as possible.

    • rhywun

      smug asshole

      It’s the Atlantic.

      There is a site somewhere that lets you choose your own gerrymandering adventure. It was pretty cool, you could dial the knobs to get any kind of result you want.

      I still maintain that districts are too big.

      • The Last American Hero

        ^SOOO much this

  5. Sensei

    “Nick loved his parents, and he is devastated by their deaths. But the facts about what did and did not happen to them are not at issue in this Trust litigation,” the petition says. “Like anyone accused of a crime, Nick is presumed innocent, and he is entitled to mount his defense with the resources that are lawfully his own.”

    Take pity on him, he’s an orphan! To anybody who understands the trusts and the legal system this isn’t exactly a big surprise.

    • R C Dean

      The legal system routinely denies criminal defendants access to the alleged proceeds of crime unless and until they are convicted.

      • R C Dean

        Make that, acquitted.

      • Sensei

        To be specific, I meant that he wanted access to them. Not that he was going to get them.

    • Homple

      Once there was a joke about a double parricide who asked for mercy because he was an orphan. Re-file this one under “Real Life”.

    • The Other Kevin

      I think this is the current definition of “chutzpah”.

    • UnCivilServant

      Two things will continue to remain true:

      – Iran will never honor any agreement, even a ceasefire.
      – Trump still thinks he can make a deal.

      • Drake

        They never broke the JCPOA.

      • Ted S.

        You mean Obama’s pallets of cash and keep doing what you’ve been doing?

      • Drake

        Yes. Obama returning piles of frozen Iranian funds that belonged to them.

        Just like how Trump will release something like $20 billion in frozen assets if he gets a deal with Iran (that will look exactly like the JCPOA).

      • UnCivilServant

        Those funds are not the property of the Islamic Republic.

        And they did everything except honor their side of the agreement.

      • Drake

        Please be more specific. There were literally IAEA inspectors there until bombs starting dropping last year.

      • UnCivilServant

        Who were never allowed to inspect anything or anywhere that hadn’t already been emptied well before they got a guided tour of the areas the Iranians let them see.

      • Drake

        That’s the propaganda, not the story from the inspectors.

        Iran is an technologically advanced country. If they wanted nuclear weapons at any point in the last 25 years, they’d have them. And like North Korea, we’d probably just leave them alone at that point. Building basic atom bombs isn’t that hard if you have good engineers and scientists.

      • Ted S.

        And the UN claim UNRWA aren’t in cahoots with Hamas.

      • UnCivilServant

        Except it was the story from the Inspectors – their own complaints about the Iranians’ treatment of them.

        You mistake “has the money to buy foreign technology” with “being technologically advanced”. There are some significant gaps in their capabilities. They don’t actually have the good engineers and scientists, who have this nasty tendency to flee to other countries on them.

      • UnCivilServant

        Who said anything about Arab? Brain drain and decaying industrial base are not limited to one ethnic group.

      • The Other Kevin

        Trump was counting on 2-3 weeks of bombing, then either the Iranian people would overthrow the government, or the Iranian leadership would cry uncle. That would have been a success.

        But Iran has learned that all they need to do is hold on and keep being a pain in the ass, and they can drag this out forever. That’s the playbook they’ve been using for 50 years. They’ve never won any military engagement outright, they just keep absorbing punches and supporting sneaky shit when the opportunity arises.

      • Not Adahn

        Who said anything about Arab?

        Nobody. It’s a kneejerk technique to portray someone with differing opinions about Iran as stupid.

  6. Drake

    Was certain that song would be Bob Seger – Main Street.

    • Tonio

      I was expecting “I’ll be Watching You” by The Police.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        It is interesting to see how expectations are set by age cohort.

    • Gdragon

      Although you were probably all ready for that terrible result I am still very sorry Drake.

      • Drake

        Gave it a try. I’m not sure who thinks he’s for the state or country. Boomers who watch Fox News maybe?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Or anyone who will vote for the less bad option in their eyes.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Fear of the worst option- Former Yertel the Turtle voter.

    • Tonio

      “I am in this fight for my three children,” Andrews said during her victory speech. “So any parents or grandparents out there understand that I mean it literally when I say I would walk through fire for my three children. And if I can walk through fire for my three children, I can certainly take on Lindsey Graham for my three children.”

      An AWFL running on a “for the children” platform. Barf. The only thing she can do for the The Children(tm) as a US Senator is to enact massive spending programs which are billed as helping the children but are actually vote-buying jobs programs.

      • juris imprudent

        How many voters though will actually be swayed by that? It shouldn’t even be one.

      • Tonio

        Rational voters? Zero. Emotional voters? Lots. Identity voters? Lots.

      • creech

        Well, perhaps she can also keep “the children” out of needless unnecessary wars? Graham’s a war-monger. On the other hand, this AWFL will declare war on U.S. taxpayers. Nice choices, South Carolina!

      • juris imprudent

        And every time people proclaim the need to get more turnout – all they get is more of the latter two (plus the apathetic).

  7. UnCivilServant

    So, I’ve been listening to a Perry Mason audiobook. Generall Gardener’s work is easy fare, butthe same problem cropps up. I know too much about courtroom procedure. Enough that the dialog related to direct examination riles me up. Example:

    In book:

    DA: You are Sergeant [Name] with [City] Police department and work the front desk at [station]?
    Witness: Yes
    DA: On [Date] at around 11:14 at night you recieved a phone call from [Decedant]?
    Witness: Yes

    And no objection from Mason over leading his own witness. Thing is, listen to even a few trials, and the unique cadence of the start of direct examination becomes more familiar. It’s go more like:

    DA: Please state your name for the record.
    Witness: [Name]
    DA: What is your occupation?
    Witness: I am a sergeant with [city] police department.
    DA: Where were you on the night of [date] between eleven and eleven-thirty?
    Witeness: I was working the front desk at [station]…

    I know the leading format is there for the sake of brevity, but it just sounds wrong.

      • UnCivilServant

        I would have gone two degrees of separation and linked “Godzilla”.

      • UnCivilServant

        Or does that count as three?

      • Ted S.

        I’d much rather watch the Japanese original.

        And fuck MST3K and similar outfits for making the original versions of bad movies tougher to find. I’d rather watch and draw my own conclusions about how bad a movie is.

      • UnCivilServant

        Ted – I was talking about the song “Godzilla” by Blue Oyster Cult, which originally came out in English.

      • Ted S.

        I was talking about Raymond Burr parachuted into the Americanization of the original Godzilla movie.

      • Ted S.

        Remember, unlike the rest of you, I have good taste in music.

      • Gdragon

        “I’d much rather watch the Japanese original.”
        ———–

        Perry Masumoto?

    • UnCivilServant

      *generally not generall, as far as I know, Erle did not attain flag rank in the military.

    • creech

      Probably done to shorten the “trial” for tv. Maybe a lot of real trials could be accomplished in less time (with less billable hours) if more “leading the witness” were allowed so the court could cut to the chase. One thing about Perry Mason that always seemed strange: people to be called as witnesses were allowed to sit in the courtroom and hear the testimony of others. I always thought that wasn’t allowed as it might bias their testimony?

      • UnCivilServant

        You are correct, witnesses are not permitted to observe proceedings, for exactly that reason.

  8. Tonio

    From the first-linked article:

    At the other end of the U.K., demonstrators marched in Southampton, England, where the recent sentencing of a man who killed a university student with a knife led to violent clashes with police last week.

    That’s some fine journalisming there, AP. Makes it sound like the student (Henry Nowak) had the knife. Also noteworthy that they don’t say his name until several paragraphs further in.

    Although the victim and convicted killer were both British, protesters stood outside a Southampton hotel that had housed asylum seekers, holding signs that said “Illegal Migration Is Destroying Our Civilisation.”

    For some values of British. Also, nice cherry-picking. I’m sure that many of the protesters feel that mass third-world migration, legal or otherwise, is the problem.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’m legitimately impressed with the paramilitary’s willingness to fight, but I fear they’re hitting the wrong targets.

      • UnCivilServant

        there really need to be more police administrators, judges, and MPs hanging from lampposts.

      • EvilSheldon

        Exactly. Burning out a couple of third-worlder tenements and vape shops probably felt pretty good in the moment, but what good did it do? The regime will just rebuild them using your tax dollars.

      • Tonio

        Sheldon nailed it. Direct action against immigrants looks bad, and will only result in a few self-deportations. It’s not like they can charter a plane and start pushing immigrants on-board. Only when government officials feel/fear personal consequence will something happen. Those government officials depend on those immigrant voters to keep them in power.

      • EvilSheldon

        Oddly, the archetypal government official’s combination of massive entitlement and moral perfidy makes them a conceptually difficult target. If government officials get attacked, even ineffectively, they freak out and retaliate all out of proportion to the offense. J6 was one example of this, DOGE was another.

        It’s like fighting a schoolyard bully who’s daddy is the chief of police.

        The only solution is to do so much damage that it changes their capability, not just their behavior, and you have to do it without being identified. The Irish paras seem to be doing very well on this last point, but we’ll see how it shakes out in a few weeks.

      • R C Dean

        It’s a matter of pace and scale. Burn out enough tenements and money-laundering fronts, and the immigrants will start self-deporting (which doesn’t require chartered flights and official involvement).

        The problem will attacking government officials is that, while they will defend the constituency that provides them votes and kickbacks, their response to direct attacks is much more ferocious.

        I just don’t see (a) a revolutionary overthrow of the current UK government (which would be required; they ain’t voting their way out of this) followed by (b) ethnic cleansing. Britain is lost.

      • UnCivilServant

        I expect a time that resembles “The Troubles” to start up, with a goodly number of attacks on the CCTV infrastructure by people who wouldn’t go so far as to bomb or kill themselves, but want to help the cause.

        It will be bloody and decentralized.

      • EvilSheldon

        Burn out enough tenements and money-laundering fronts, and the immigrants will start self-deporting (which doesn’t require chartered flights and official involvement).

        That happens sometimes, but not always and not everywhere.

        Third-world migrants might not be the smartest cookies, but they’re generally rational actors by their standards. They’re not going to pick up and move unless staying in the west becomes worse for them than returning to the third world. That’s not going to happen while an entire bureaucracy exists to cosset them with tax money and victim-praise.

      • Ted S.

        Most non-Muslims don’t want to bomb themselves.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Speaking of Troubles:

        What gave the atrocity its added political piquancy was that it took place in a firmly Catholic, Nationalist area. The symbolism of the attacker being beaten off with a hurling stick, a symbol of Irish cultural nationalism — by a local man named Maitiu Mág Tighearnán — was quickly taken up by new Irish Republican factions firmly set against mass migration. Until now, the governing rule of thumb was that anti-migrant riots are, in Northern Ireland, a purely Loyalist affair, which Catholic Nationalists regard with detached dismissal. But it is increasingly common to hear grumblings against mass migration from working-class Catholics, grumblings entirely absent from their community’s social media and journalistic commentators. Indeed, the locally influential Irish Republican Socialist Party (IRSP), which claims not to be the political wing of the Irish National Liberation Army (INLA), has recently begun to make its veiled criticisms of mass migration explicit, seeking to capture the turning mood and turn it against their politically dominant rivals Sinn Féin. In its statement delivered on the night of the attack, the IRSP declared its support for a residents’ group protesting the siting of a migrant hostel in West Belfast’s Republican Glen Road, and warned against the silencing of “legitimate working class concerns about immigration” within “communities, who, with zero consultation, have never seen such demographic shifts in their lifetime”.

        https://unherd.com/2026/06/belfast-after-the-beheading/?set_edition=us&tl_inbound=1&tl_groups%5B0%5D=18743&tl_period_type=3&utm_source=UnHerd+Today&utm_campaign=7895739f20-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2026_06_10_01_11&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_79fd0df946-7895739f20-34937002

      • Ted S.

        Paywalled.

    • Ted S.

      The not far-left are “exploiting” this case, but nobody exploited the George Floyd case.

      • Tonio

        Ding, ding, ding. Folks, we have a winner…

  9. R C Dean

    It’s not the illegal migration that is destroying their civilization. Illegal migration is easily converted to (technically) legal migration.

    It’s the migration, period.

  10. Sensei

    Last week Mr. Pelley showed up at a staff meeting and complained about the unexplained firing of the show’s executive producer. He now admits he rejected outreach to brief him on the changes before the replacement hire’s first day. He adopts colorful characterizations in classic begging-the-question fashion. He makes recurring use of “murder” and “murdering” for the removal of an executive, though this happens every day in American business. He attacked the qualifications of her replacement and told him he wasn’t welcome in a way that could only indicate insubordination. Yet now he excuses himself by saying it wasn’t a staff meeting, it was a family meeting—because that’s how he feels about his colleagues.

    I’m sure this will get just as much coverage as his firing.

    https://www.wsj.com/opinion/cbs-and-the-cost-of-not-apologizing-800f1193?st=ZrEztg&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • Not Adahn

      Weird how a septuagenarian immediately adopts a zoomer regard for workplace decorum.

  11. Common Tater

    “In the new lawsuit, a child actor going by the pseudonym John Doe accuses the disgraced Bad Boy Entertainment founder of sexually assaulting him during a networking event in the Hollywood Hills in May 2007, according to ABC News….

    he actor said that as he started to “feel the effects of the beverage” Combs had offered him, the “I’ll Be Missing You” rapper allegedly started touching him in a way that he stated was making him uncomfortable.

    “Then, Defendant Combs pulled down Plaintiff’s pants and underwear and began to fondle Plaintiff’s genitalia all while Combs was simultaneously touching himself. Defendant Combs then performed oral copulation on the minor Plaintiff while continuing to touch himself,” the lawsuit alleged.

    The suit did not give the actor’s exact age, only that he was under 18 at the time of the alleged encounter.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/06/10/us-news/sean-diddy-combs-accused-of-sexually-assaulting-child-actor-in-new-lawsuit/

    Anonymous accusations are bullshit.

    • Gender Traitor

      They can withhold the name of an accuser who was a minor nineteen years ago? 🤔

    • DrOtto

      Anonymous, 19 year old accusations are even more bullshit.

    • Not Adahn

      The woman continued to scream but was escorted out of the ceremony. Cops didn’t arrest the parent despite her furious outburst.

      GFY NYP.

    • rhywun

      Because that is something the government needs to be pandering to.

      JFC faggots, throw your own damn party. Nobody’s tax dollars should be feeding that.

      • Tonio

        Well, the url does say “corporate sponsors,” but I’m glad the corporations are finally tired of getting shaken down by the QUILTBAG++.

      • rhywun

        That too.

  12. DrOtto

    That BB gun looks pretty cool but has a couple of problems, first, it’s out of stock. Second, while it has full auto, and semi-auto, it does not have the coveted full-semi-auto.

      • Not Adahn

        Now I’m thinking of the coin-operated gun in that Libertarian Police Department parody thingy.

        Although it’s difficult to shoot without putting a quarter downrange these days.

        If I still had direct delivery, I’d try a box of the Magtech steel case before committing to a bulk purchase, but since each order requires a fee these days…

  13. Common Tater

    “As its national influence has risen, the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) has simultaneously grown more extreme. Nowhere is this more apparent than in the group’s “Red Rabbits” initiative.

    The Red Rabbits Security Commission, a subgroup within the DSA focused on “community defense” efforts, is, according to its authorizing resolution, preparing for a “national uprising against federal agents and police brutality.”

    In practice, that means training cadres in tactics like armed and unarmed self-defense, blocking intersections, and fighting “fascists” with umbrellas.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/06/09/opinion/socialist-red-rabbits-are-training-for-national-uprising-against-cops/

    CWABOA

      • EvilSheldon

        I keep telling you all to not underestimate these people.

        Actual training in direct action is a hell of a lot more than most U.S. ‘patriots’ do.

      • Tonio

        Sheldon is correct. I live in Richmond (VA). I saw those ppl in action during BLM riots and the occupation of Monument Avenue. The rumored patriot rollup never materialized.

        Also, consider the demographics. Your average commie is young and mobile, and therefore cheap to support. The employed ones tend to be teachers who have lots of time off compared to other jobs, and nurses who work shifts.

        Your typical patriot is older, has job or family obligations; many are senior citizens. This is a broad generalization, of course.

      • rhywun

        I keep telling you all to not underestimate these people.

        This.

        History provides plenty of examples of where this is going to lead if it isn’t stopped. And I don’t think it will be.

      • R C Dean

        The real underpinning of the left’s “direct action” isn’t their tactical capability (which shouldn’t be underestimated). It’s their collusion with state and local government. Without top-down support, they get rolled up muy pronto.

        And they know it. Which is why you don’t see them acting up where they don’t have top-down support.

      • juris imprudent

        Mr. Dean nails it.

        The climate protestors that attempted to shut down the road to Burning Man a couple of years back were not operating in a friendly jurisdiction, and they found out the hard way.

      • EvilSheldon

        And they know it. Which is why you don’t see them acting up where they don’t have top-down support.

        Apply this to our discussion about third-world migration above. The analysis is the same – find ways to disrupt their top-down support.

      • Homple

        “Actual training in direct action is a hell of a lot more than most U.S. ‘patriots’ do.”

        ‘U.S. patriots’ would get the Waco or Ruby Ridge treatment the nanosecond they started direct action training.

      • EvilSheldon

        ‘U.S. patriots’ would get the Waco or Ruby Ridge treatment the nanosecond they started direct action training.

        This is not the case at all. It’s been a longstanding blind spot among gun controllers – they’ve never been able to effectively go after the training industry. Partly because said industry has done a good job of framing themselves as ‘safety training’, and partly because gun controllers are fetishists who think that it’s the hardware that makes someone dangerous.

      • Not Adahn

        There was a definite targeting of those trainers who were too embedded with militia movements post-Murrah. Will this apply to leftie militias after organized violence? No idea.

      • Ted S.

        Leftie militias will have the MSM running interference for them.

    • rhywun

      fighting “fascists”

      Each other?

      • juris imprudent

        That ditch ain’t going to fill itself.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I saw the Red Rabbits moniker last night. First thought went to the Dead Rabbits in Gangs of New York, film and IIRC that was one of the historic gang names there in the 1850s. I was hoping for the Plug Uglies.

      Take out a third of that movie, and I fucking love it. Pretty much take away Diaz and it’s great. Take out most of DiCaprio, perhaps. So, how best to put it? I really like parts of that movie, but it can be just a bit much.

      Aight, off to Receiving. Cheers to Muzzled at the (other place’s) deli. Today and tomorrow and then more days to dive into my Work Search. Have a neurology appt on Tues, my ever 6mo one. I took a 6hr Neuro test, with tasks to do and be measured and shit. Still not entirely sure ‘how I did.’ I’m mostly curious about the many memory games and more I played.

    • Gdragon

      and fighting “fascists” with umbrellas.”

      ————-

      Julie Andrews will be training them?

      • Ted S.

        “Fascists” like Georgi Markov.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I’ve got more than the two obvious thoughts about her. She seems fun. A more ‘normal’ character, at least.

      We’d get along swimmingly.

      • The Last American Hero

        She seems keenly aware that she is the TOTM, willing to both enjoy that ride as long as it lasts, and also recognize it for what it is.

        That is refreshing. Unlike, say former TOTM actresses like Jennifer Lawrence or Scarlet Johansen.

  14. juris imprudent

    When police officers arrived, they initially treated the wounded Nowak as a suspect before noticing his injury and trying to resuscitate him.

    I don’t think they did, mate.

    • Common Tater

      Racism shouldn’t be illegal.

    • Ted S.

      And the reason they did that is because the killer knew to use the magical claim of a white guy being racist to him.

    • Not Adahn

      When police officers arrived, they initially treated the wounded Nowak as a suspect before noticing his injury he had died and trying to resuscitate him.

      IIRC, they didn’t take him seriously until his corpse’s pupils no longer responded to light.

    • rhywun

      I doubt it will be like his early work.

      Good?

      • Common Tater

        I love his early work.

      • rhywun

        Doom Generation is my favorite.

    • Tonio

      I was previously unaware of actor Cooper Hoffman. I’ll be in my bunk.

    • Not Adahn

      Do we really need a George Michael biopic?

      • Gdragon

        The George Michael biopic is titled “Wham! Me Up Before You Go-Go”

  15. Common Tater

    TW:TOS

    “As passed, the budget plan imposes a tax on social media companies based on “the average number of monthly users of the platform located in the State of Illinois.” Platforms with 100,000 to 500,000 “Illinois users” will have to pay $0.10 per user each month; platforms with 500,000 to 1 million “shall pay $40,000, plus $0.25 per month” per user; and platforms with over 1 million users will pay $165,000, plus $0.50 per user, each month on the number of users over 1 million. A provision adjusts the tax for inflation starting in 2028. Companies that fail or refuse to pay will be punished with a fee of “an amount equal to 100% of the unpaid fee and any penalties each month until the fee is paid.””

    https://reason.com/2026/06/10/illinois-just-adopted-a-half-baked-scheme-to-tax-social-media/

    Totally unworkable.

    • rhywun

      Fuck you, cut spending.

      • juris imprudent

        If we cut spending we won’t get re-elected!

      • EvilSheldon

        So a win-win solution then?

    • The Other Kevin

      Are they even pretending this will be earmarked for “providing healthcare to poor people” or something? Or are they admitting this is just another bucket of money thrown into the trough?

  16. The Late P Brooks

    That BB gun looks pretty cool but has a couple of problems, first, it’s out of stock. Second, while it has full auto, and semi-auto, it does not have the coveted full-semi-auto.

    Does the thing go up?

  17. Common Tater

    “Japanese anime and manga fans are urging Donald Trump to stop using their favourite characters in his social media posts.

    About 20,000 people have signed a petition on Change.org entitled Protect Japanese Manga, protesting against the official White House X account posting videos featuring unauthorised use of imagery from the popular Dragon Ball, Yu-Gi-Oh! and Naruto series. Angry fans have also been posting on social media.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jun/10/japanese-manga-anime-fans-urge-trump-to-stop-using-characters-social-media-posts

    That’s over 9000.

    • Sensei

      The Great Japanese Piracy Crashout of 2026

      https://youtu.be/71VUNMl1u7U?si=bM7In5yyXgrWea9K

      TLDW – Many in Japan have very different ideas of copyright holders’ rights on entertainment IP. Oddly fan made works “celebrating” the work are OK, but used in commercial or political ways is a big “no”.

  18. PieInTheSky

    In Local News

    Three tourists injured by bears on Romania’s famous Transfăgărășan mountain road in one day

    https://www.romania-insider.com/three-tourists-injured-bears-romania-transfagarasan-june-2026

    The first victims were two Portuguese spouses, aged 62 and 53, who wanted to take a photograph with the wild animal. The woman reportedly opened the window and stuck her head out, while the man wanted to capture the image. In a fraction of a second, the bear attacked her. Desperate to save his wife, her partner intervened.

    The same day, an 18-year-old woman from Ukraine was attacked in the same place. The bear bit her legs and caused deep wounds. While trying to escape, the girl fell and also injured one of her hands. After the attack, the girl was taken by her friends to the reception of a hotel. Although she did not speak Romanian or English, the employees immediately realized what had happened. Authorities suspect the woman broke the rules and tried to interact with the bear.

    “Initially, she said that she was driving slowly with the window slightly open, eating an apple, and the bear rushed to take the apple. But the wounds she has do not appear to fit that sequence of events. Most likely, she had gotten out of the car. There is no way the bear could have bitten her leg if she had been sitting in the seat inside the car,” said Mihai Coman, a representative of the Vidraru Forestry District, cited by Stirileprotv.ro.

    Nine victims of bear attacks have been recorded since the beginning of 2026, eight of whom were foreign tourists, according to the same media report. Some fed the wild animals, and others wanted to take photographs with them.

    tourists…

      • Not Adahn

        This is an older mountain, so it is on the other side of the făgărășan.

    • Common Tater

      “Some fed the wild animals, and others wanted to take photographs with them.”

      That’s retarded.

  19. PieInTheSky

    How many people are rich in France? How should the threshold be defined? To these highly charged and hotly debated questions, the Inequality Observatory offers an answer in its fourth report on the wealthy, published Tuesday, June 2. According to the independent non-profit organization, the wealthy are those in France who have a post-tax income of at least €4,292 per month for a single person, €6,438 for a childless couple, or €10,730 for a family with two teenagers over age 14.

    https://www.lemonde.fr/en/economy/article/2026/06/03/who-is-rich-in-france_6754083_19.html

    • rhywun

      And? Why do you care, nosy buggers?

    • Sensei

      I find it interesting that Europe evaluates income and generally wages on a monthly basis. Japan does the same.

      I always have to annualize the numbers to get a proper frame of reference.

      • UnCivilServant

        I wonder if they have fewer weekly, biweekly, and semi-monthly pay-periods.

      • PieInTheSky

        I never heard on anything but monthly pay

      • PieInTheSky

        I think during communism pay was twice monthly but in the last 30 years or so it was always monthly.

  20. creech

    There will always be someone who thinks a congressional map is unfair. There will always be a complaint that “my neighbor across the street is in a different district.” Unless the district is the whole state and the seats are then divided up proportionately to the votes each Party received. {Heck, maybe in a state with large number of seats, like California or Texas, the Libertarians with 3% of the vote might actually get a seat!}

    • The Last American Hero

      There is garden variety unfair (seats are 10-8 in a 50/50 state) and then there is what is going on in places like Virginia.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Capture the regulation

    Under the bill, if no union agreement is reached between newly organized workers and management within 90 days, it would be sent to mediation — and if that failed after 30 days, it would be referred to a three-person arbitration panel to secure an initial contract. Under current law, new union contracts often take years to secure.

    ——-

    But Republicans argued that the bill actually “erodes workers’ rights faster than we have ever seen before,” as Rep. Tim Walberg (R-Mich.), chair of the House Education and Workforce Committee, said on the House floor, noting that “a government‑appointed arbitration panel” would impose a contract if the parties don’t reach an agreement under the bill’s timeline.

    “Supporters of this bill assure businesses and workers that it is about worker empowerment and efficiency. I may be misremembering the definition of empowerment, but I can guarantee it does not mean taking away a worker’s right to vote on his or her own contract and giving that power to a Washington bureaucrat with no stake in the outcome,” Walberg said.

    Who will gain control of the “arbitration process” and impose their will on the other side?My money is on the unions.

  22. The Other Kevin

    If any of you are looking for an excuse to go to Vegas this year, the Golden Knights are hosting the NHL Sled Classic this year, Nov. 5-8. Our team is planning on participating.

    https://www.usahockey.com/2026sledclassic

    • EvilSheldon

      Ya know…I might actually be going through Vegas around that time, on my way to/from PCSL 2-Gun Nats in St. George.

      • The Other Kevin

        That would be fun! They usually post the actual schedule about a week before, but I would probably have at least one game each day.

      • EvilSheldon

        I’m shooting on the 4th-5th, so would probably be back in Vegas on the 6th…keep us apprised. I don’t think we’ve ever done a Glibs get-together in Vegas, and that’s really a terrible oversight.

  23. Not Adahn

    Something I had not expected when I moved here: The ground is not even vaguely stable. That undoubtedly explains why all houses have basements. My downslope fence has garnered about 2″ of soil/year.

    • UnCivilServant

      New York is a swamp on the slopes of very old mountains. Everything is slowly moving towards the sea.

    • PieInTheSky

      plant things to stabilize it?

      • Not Adahn

        I am always in the market for better ground cover. That particular soil is sandy and shaded.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Ice plant, that is what you want.

  24. PieInTheSky

    Six in 10 Australian children still use social media in defiance of the ban. If Keir Starmer bans it here, he will teach a whole generation that the law can be ignored. What a risible legacy that would be, says Joanna Williams

    https://x.com/spikedonline/status/2064263750031446292

    worse! that the law can be ignored while white

  25. Common Tater

    “This wasn’t the only racial bloodlust on display outside the courthouse, as Black Panthers and supporters declared “THIS IS A WAR” and told the crowd, “We got to tell our kids the truth that this is a RACIST-ASS COUNTRY… Don’t NOBODY want to hear about what we do to each other. We talking about what they doing to US!””

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/06/disgusting-video-karmelo-anthony-supporter-declares-both-brothers/

    Thanks, Obama

    • The Last American Hero

      That could have been Obama’s son, if Obama was straight.

    • rhywun

      Charming, and totally unexpected. 🙄

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Untethered

    On April 30, 2026, Sens. Sheldon Whitehouse and Jack Reed (D-R.I.) entered a statement into the Congressional Record by 36 physicians — including neurologists, psychiatrists, and specialists in cognitive disorders from Harvard, Tufts, Columbia, and George Washington University.

    These doctors warned of President Trump’s “rapidly worsening, reality-untethered, increasingly dangerous decline.” They called him “mentally unfit” and said he must be removed “with the greatest urgency,” citing his “grandiose and delusional beliefs,” “reckless threats of violence,” “seemingly compulsive, manic-like late-night communications,” and “fixation on perceived enemies.” Citing his access to nuclear codes, they called for use of the 25th Amendment.

    But the chances now seem more remote than ever.

    Unlike during Trump’s first term, when the possibility of invoking the Constitution’s 25th Amendment was at least openly debated, no one in Trump’s close orbit will now speak truth to power. In this context, we must talk honestly about the compounding signs that the oldest-ever elected president is physically and mentally unfit for office.

    Politically motivated armchair diagnosis from afar is completely reliable and authoritative. We adhere to the highest professional ethics.

    • The Last American Hero

      And the worthless Republicans won’t go after their medical licenses. They should probably sue them personally as well since they aren’t some rando on the internet but a licensed professional entering their illegally rendered diagnosis into the Congressional Record.

  27. Common Tater

    “The Michigan Court of Appeals on Tuesday overturned the conviction of a man who was found guilty of playing a role in a plot to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer in 2020. Multiple people that were charged in the plot were acquitted after arguing entrapment from the FBI in the case.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/court-tosses-conviction-against-joseph-morrison-in-fbi-informant-fueled-gretchen-whitmer-kidnapping-plot

    Although no one is asking whether Gretchen Whitmer should have been kidnapped in 2020.

  28. PieInTheSky

    Royal Marines
    @RoyalMarines
    Goodbye 3 Commando Brigade, and we thank you. Welcome, UK Commando Force.

    The name change – formally announced by HM The King while presenting the Royal Marines with new Colours – reflects a decade of transformation.

    https://x.com/RoyalMarines/status/2064345710682583149

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