So a (probably hack) gunwriter has their magazines collected by obsessive manga-ka, who has their work collected by obsessive weeaboo. It’s the chain of autism!
This week is about the increasing influence of MERCURY RETROGRADE, which will be maximizing on Saturday. Be prepared for every day this week to be a bit wackier than the previous. Venus transits to Virgo on Thursday, so if that benefits you, take advantage of it. Other than that, the week is not terribly interesting.
The HU released a new video last week, but nobody posted it. So I will. If I had a time machine, I’d take their stuff back to MTV circa 1984.
Cancer: Justice – Justice. Usually seen as a good thing, but not for some clients.
Leo: Knight of Coins reversed – Inertia, idleness, stagnation, placidity, discouragement, carelessness.
Virgo: Queen of Wands reversed – Economical, serviceable, opposition, jealousy, deceit, infidelity.
Libra: 8 of Swords reversed – Disquiet, difficulty, opposition, accident, treachery; what is unforeseen; fatality.
Scorpio: Knight of Wands – Departure, absence, flight, emigration. A dark young man, friendly.
Sagittarius: Death reversed – Inertia, sleep, lethargy, petrifaction, somnambulism; hope destroyed.
Capricorn: 2 of Wands – Riches, fortune, magnificence, physical suffering, disease, chagrin, sadness, mortification. I’ve written about this card before but it represents someone in the final third of their life, with the analogous benefits and problems.
Aquarius: 10 of Wands – Fortune, gain, any kind of success, and then it is the oppression of these things. Also false-seeming, disguise, perfidy.
Pisces: King of Cups reversed – Man of business, law, or divinity; responsible.
Aries: Queen of Cups reversed – Distinguished woman but one not to be trusted; perverse woman; vice, dishonor, depravity.
Taurus: Queen of Swords reversed – Malice, bigotry, artifice, prudery, bale, deceit.
Gemini: 9 of Swords – Death, failure, miscarriage, delay, deception, disappointment, despair.

“Be prepared for every day this week to be a bit wackier than the previous.”
I’m already off to a wacky start and haven’t even gotten naked yet.
You’re off to a wacky start because you haven’t gotten naked.
You get naked to whack off?
Sagittarius: Death reversed – Inertia, sleep, lethargy, petrifaction, somnambulism; hope destroyed.
Business as usual.
“Leo: Knight of Coins reversed – Inertia, idleness, stagnation, placidity, discouragement, carelessness.”
So just like last week…. sigh
Watching the Bat Out Of Hell video from the morning thread jogged a memory loose. I attended a midnight showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show when it first arrived in our city in the fall of 1977. The thing I remember most about it was the trailers/music videos for the Bat Out of Hell album they showed on the big screen before the RHPS instead the usual movie previews. The first video was You Took The Words Right Out Of Mouth. I was confused, why are they showing a video of some fat guy singing instead of previews? No one in the packed theater knew who it was. Then the video for Paradise By The Dashboard Light followed. I remember being sucked into the performance and the rousing round of applause by the crowd when it finished. Everyone was asking who the heck is the guy singing? There were no credits, no titles, nothing was shown as to who it was performing. I never realized the character Eddy was the same person who sang those songs until later. It was weeks later when PBTDBL began getting airplay on the radio that I learned what the singers name was. I remember thinking that the DJ was fucking around when it he said his name was Meat Loaf. I was like get the fuck out, really? Meat Loaf?
While fitting, that is one of the more baffling choices of a stage name. Lean into it, I s’pose? (Good strategy, no snark.)
My CZ-75 was made between the fall of Communism and the break-up of Czechoslovakia.
The Hu video is good.
I like the partisan press conference.
Inertia, idleness, stagnation, placidity, discouragement, carelessness.
Sufficiently shitty.
My first thought when seeing the CZ – “That looks like a Baretta raped a Hi-Power”
Taurus: Queen of Swords reversed – Malice, bigotry, artifice, prudery, bale, deceit.
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‘Only’ way that could happen is if my communications with the President of Dominion Title went very, very astray, and his attempt to reconnect with me and talk about last week’s interview, and his crew’s positive feedback, was really a strange double-bluff.
(Or… someone else could just really not like me that much.)
Or it could reference the fairly stupid me, who floated out $ out to a nearby ex and a ‘faraway’ friend.
Crazy ex was good on her first $25/wk repayment plan. Minnesota Munchkin, whom I’ve kinda shut out for a bit cuz her actively UNhelpful behavior last week, still owes me $400. With that owed to a friend, I’d think one’d turn OFF the Cunt Dial when talking with your loaner. (Ha!) That girl is troubled, a good example of an abused orphan (legit) who learned to be defensive and combative about everything around her. Such a little ball of negativity, that one.
So. A few ways said Queen ‘could’ refer to me.
One very expensive rifle
A new world record has been set for the most expensive rifle ever sold at auction. Rock Island Auction Company offered Henry rifle serial no. 1 in its June 27th “The American Sale” where it brought a realized price of $5,875,000. The gun’s intersection of historic provenance, significant arms design, rarity, and high condition all helped push the new record. The gun’s $5 million hammer price matched that of the highest firearm ever sold, the Colt Single Action Army revolver that fatally shot Billy the Kid.