¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Jul 28, 2026 | Daily Links, I Am Lame | 74 comments

I woke up to a small dog yapping at thunder followed by another that wished to seek shelter in the space between the wall and my pillow. So I’m up at 0400 now. Hooray insomnia!

¿Por que no escriba enlaces?

This fucking guy. His only tool is a plastic hammer.

Well that’s good news. I’m getting tired of $20 chuck roasts.

I like how they frame “hundreds of millions” as some sort of moon shot.

Excellent, soon we’ll topple dictators in the region.

Show me the lie?

They were so preoccupied ensuring Bolsonaro was no longer allowed to have a career in politics, they forgot his son can run for president.

Here’s a tune, I’m going to make myself some coffee.

About The Author

mexican sharpshooter

mexican sharpshooter

WARNING: Glibertarians.com contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. https://youtu.be/qiAyX9q4GIQ?t=2m22s

74 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    I always be a Firstin’….

    • Brochettaward

      I have to admit I’ve always found Hispanic girls attractive, but given the race’s propensity to be late I just don’t see a challenge in it.

      • Pat

        There’s some particular subspecies of Latina here in Texas that I didn’t encounter in Nevada, and to which I am quite attracted. To my detriment, as the stereotypes about Latinas being batshit crazy appear to be well founded.

      • Threedoor

        You arrive first and bounce as usual?

      • Brochettaward

        The Firster is wise. He takes care of his needs, establishes his dominance, and never gives them a name so that he can be called father.

  2. Pat

    The Trump administration on Thursday imposed new tariffs of 10% and 12.5% on imports from 18 Latin American and Caribbean countries as part of a broader trade action targeting 60 economies that Washington says have failed to adequately prohibit or prevent imports of goods produced with forced labor.

    If eliminating goods produced with forced labor were a primary concern we’d been a decade or more into an embargo on China.

    Also, I think the only thing I buy that could possibly be affected by this is rum, and Puerto Rico is still, regrettably, a US holding.

    • Rat on a train

      Free Puerto Rico!

      • rhywun

        This.

        I hear pro-independence mood is on the rise.

      • Pat

        I’ll definitely check for it. My liquor store guy here locally is pretty good about ordering stuff if it’s not on the shelf. I’ve been using Don Q for my weekly Cuba Libre.

      • R.J.

        If the tariffs get high, that would become a viable option.

  3. Pat

    I like how they frame “hundreds of millions” as some sort of moon shot.

    Hundreds of millions of federal dollars are Schrodinger’s money. Simultaneously a rounding error not worth considering, and absolutely indispensable for the proper functioning of society. See also: PBS and USAID.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Sounds like you just want people to die!

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Lula, the veteran left-wing leader

    Moderate social democrat. Middle-of-the-roader.

    • rhywun

      struggles in polls ahead of matchup with President Lula

      Is the commie actually popular there?

      • Rat on a train

        The only poll that matters is the poll of the vote counters.

  5. Brochettaward

    Those commie shysters Morgan & Morgan are looking to launch a class action against the social media giants. I’m going to join for my check for $6.38 when it’s all said and done.

    • Pat

      I got $15 or so from some Facebook privacy settlement. I’ve never had a personal account, but did have a “brand page” for my website/microbusiness.

      • Threedoor

        How did you get a brand page without a personal account on FB?

        They nuked my personal page and it wiped out my business page.

      • Pat

        How did you get a brand page without a personal account on FB?

        There was a time when you could set up a brand page without a personal account, and they grandfathered me in when they ended the policy. Eventually they changed the policy yet again so that you have to attach the brand page to a personal account or it gets closed, so I just paid a friend of mine a few bucks to take ownership of it.

    • rhywun

      I was asked to join some class action against Amazon. Tossed the email – I’m guessing the “reward” was not going to be worth the time it would take to fill out the forms or whatever.

      • Pat

        They make it absurdly easy nowadays for most of these. They typically contact you at the email used for your account and already have all your information, you just verify it and click the checkbox pinky promising under penalty of perjury that you’re eligible to collect your $5 check or Visa card. I actually ended up getting like $200 back on some Home Depot class action several years ago. Something about not honoring warranty terms on their power tools, and I had purchased a couple saws and an orbital sander during the relevant time frame. I did have to provide proof of purchase on those.

  6. DEG

    The halt of imports drove U.S. beef prices to ‌record highs, hurting consumers and putting pressure on President Donald Trump’s administration to lower costs. The ban also ultimately failed to keep out screwworm, which has moved north through Central America and was detected in June on Texas farms and in New Mexico.

    Your government at work.

  7. Drake

    I’ve completely lost track of okay tariffs versus unconstitutional tariffs from the Supreme Court ruling. Are we going to collect these tariffs, spend the money, then borrow the money to repay them when they’re overturned?

    • DEG

      borrow the money to repay them when they’re overturned

      Spending line go up!

      • Drake

        Everyone gets reimbursed except the American taxpayers who also paid the higher prices for their goods.

  8. Pat

    In Central America, Beijing controls 10 percent of Nicaragua through gold mining concessions. The Ortega-Murillo regime, which is now abolishing elections, has expanded gold mining across protected indigenous and afro-descendant lands without environmental or international standards. His communist regime has devastated his nation’s natural resources, polluted rivers, destroyed forests and wiped-out rich ecosystems.

    Everything old is new again.

    • rhywun

      For once I believe the media bloviating. China really is A1 asshoe.

  9. Shpip

    The Ortega-Murillo regime, which is now abolishing elections, has expanded gold mining across protected indigenous and afro-descendant lands without environmental or international standards. His communist regime has devastated his nation’s natural resources, polluted rivers, destroyed forests and wiped-out rich ecosystems.

    Weird. I’ve been told for decades that ravaging Gaia for fun and profit was the exclusive domain of evil capitalists.

    • Rat on a train

      Dirty capitalists do it for profit. Communists do it for power and profit.

    • Brochettaward

      That’s not possible. We all know that only capitalism destroys the environment for exploitation.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Threedoor-

    A “milkhouse” heater should keep that bathroom from freezing. I have one in my “office”.

      • Sensei

        The smaller.

      • Threedoor

        Good to know sensei.

        It looks like the home wall mounted ones kinda suck. They are all plastic and reviews are mixed. Was looking for something that at least looked more robust and if it burned out wouldn’t have a ready supply of plastic to catch on fire.

      • Threedoor

        I’ve had good luck with the Mr Heater brand stuff I’ve had in the past except the catalytic propane wall heater I bought for the worktruck which simply would not stay lit no matter what I did.

  11. DEG

    TOO LOCAL NEWS: Fire at Sig

    The Sig Sauer facility in Exeter was evacuated Monday afternoon after multiple 3D printing machines caught fire.

    Exeter fire officials say they were called just before 4 p.m. to the Sig Sauer facility on Industrial Drive for reports of excessive smoke inside the building.

    “As we were responding, it was updated that there had been an explosion and that multiple people were injured,” Exeter Assistant Fire Chief Donald Matheson said. “When we arrived on scene, there was one worker who was injured. We immediately put that person in our ambulance and began treatment.”

    The victim was flown to a Boston hospital with burn injuries.

    Fire crews found two 3D printing machines used to make gun parts, with fires burning in the hoppers. After a hazmat evaluation, the machines were removed from the building and placed in sand to allow the fire to burn out.

    • EvilSheldon

      So just based on what I know about SIG, additive manufacturing, and fires that need to be put out with wet sand…I suspect that the 3D printers were DMLS machines making silencers out of titanium. Powdered Ti is an enormous fire/explosion risk.

      • Sensei

        Can you print titanium?

      • EvilSheldon

        With a Direct Metal Laser Sintering machine, you absolutely can. The machines are *EXPENSIVE* though.

      • slumbrew

        Good lord. You weren’t kidding about the prices.

    • Pat

      Fire crews found two 3D printing machines used to make gun parts, with fires burning in the hoppers. After a hazmat evaluation, the machines were removed from the building and placed in sand to allow the fire to burn out.

      OMG! GHOST GUNZZZ!!!!!

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Tough year for Sig

    • bacon-magic

      I still want a Sig MPX Copperhead.

  12. Brochettaward

    Western philosophy is the racist!

    Saw this on the Derpbook and looked it up. It features such gems as:

    (Even St Augustine, who was born in northern Africa, is typically depicted in European art as a pasty white guy.)

    There’s this propensity among morons to assume that being born in Africa makes one black to where even the ancient Egyptians can’t quite escape the stupid from the “academics” such as this or the revisionist blacks who want to lay claim to another people’s culture. The kangz.

    Saint Augustine had a Berber (Christian) mother and a Roman father. Berbers weren’t black. If anything, they are darker today than they would have been historically. The notion that she even was a Berber comes from her name alone. Carthaginians were not black. They were Punic/Phoenician. Hannibal was not black because Phoenicians colonized part of African territory and proceeded to build walls to keep the local populations separate.

    Though Augustine’s father liked to cheat on his mom and beat her on the side. So maybe he was a little black? If they want to claim him, I won’t stop them.

    The success of the West was all purely coincidental. It’s racist to suggest that anything developed by the West could in anyway surpass the philosophy of the East or heaven forbid Africa where most of the population lived in dung huts if they were lucky before the white man came. And now only some of them live in dung huts and others live in the decaying remnants of cities built by whitey.

    Eastern thought is taught in universities regardless of whether it is or isn’t called philosophy. Fairly certain some asshole is out there teaching shit about African ideas no matter how primitive they may be and pretending that it’s really deep stuff. Philosophy is a Western word, Western tradition. So naturally it gets taught more in the West. Though we do recognize philosophy existed elsewhere.

    So what are we talking about? Not much beyond the denigration of the West from some dopey little leftist.

    • Pat

      Fairly certain some asshole is out there teaching shit about African ideas no matter how primitive they may be and pretending that it’s really deep stuff.

      Do a deep dive on professor Ron Karenga some time. He’s the inventor of Kwanzaa.

    • Michael Malaise

      Many people overlook 2 things in how human progress develops:

      Religion and Geography.

      Christianity dictates that Earth is man’s kingdom, therefore nothing is truly sacred here and we can drill holes in mountains and cut down trees to change our world. Animism rarely allows for that.

      Navigable rivers meant Europe would already be way ahead of most of the world in terms of sharing ideas and language across disparate groups of people. Encouragement of trade as well.

      Is there a “racial” component to all of this? Maybe but perhaps if Africa were easier to get from point A to point B and allowed man dominion they would’ve been able to share in the greater expanse of knowledge.

  13. Pat

    Off topic story time:

    In the middle of my work shift on 22/07 my internet cuts out. Not usually a big deal. Restarted the modem. Checked the modem diagnostics page. Not locking down a signal after 10-15 minutes. Peek outside and notice that the drop line from the power pole across the street to my house has been severed. There were several large trucks traversing the street to install a double wide trailer on a lot a couple blocks up from me. My guess is one of the fucking clowns clipped it. Helpfully, they didn’t knock on the door or say anything, but apparently did spend the time to take the cable out of the street and coil it up in my yard.

    The company I work for places a ridiculously high premium on reliability and attendance. I’ve never missed a day due to illness, power outage, or internet outage, and have taken exactly 3 PTO days in ~2.5 years of employment. So anyway, I call out for the day and get on the phone with my ISP. I explain to the Indian ESL rep that my drop line was severed and I need someone out to repair it. They give me a date of August 13th. I explain that I work from home and that’s not an acceptable time frame. An hour and a half later, having spent ~45 minutes on hold between the first tier tech, 2 supervisors, and the “escalations dispatch” person, I’m told they’ve got me scheduled for August 13th and if anything opens up sooner they’ll call to let me know.

    So as soon as I’m off with them I’m on the horn with Vero Fiber – a company that rolled out fiber optic service out here a couple years ago and has been relentlessly pestering me to switch since they first began their rollout. 2 rings and I’m speaking to an American CSM, explain the situation, and she’s in Slack coordinating with their installation and tech support to find me the soonest date. Which turns out to be today, the 28th. Missed 4 work days, only 2 of which it looks like will be covered by PTO (we only get to roll over 10 days per year, but I had something like 25 banked). But I’m back among 21st century civilization.

    Now, unlike most of the rest of the world, I rarely use my phone for internet tasks, and have a low cost ($10 a month) plan with only 1 GB of data. So I spent my 5 day exile only really using mobile internet for Squaredle, Quordle, and email. It was basically like a week of living back in the ’90s. Really brought home just how much the world has changed, and just how comically sad my life is. Got some backlogged yard work completed, ran a huge production run of products for my website, visited our local park, and then by day 2 I realized… I’ve forgotten how to be bored. Without the overstimulation of our ever-present packet switching network, and with my entire social life existing entirely online, it was at first a bit strange, and then kind of refreshing to just be alone with my thoughts a bit. Turns out you can also use these electronic computers to read books and serve local music and video files, so I was at no loss for entertainment, but even that felt a lot less frenetic.

    Tl;dr – touch grass sometimes, it’s good for you.

    • R.J.

      Jeez, drop me a call next time. You could have worked out of the guest room for a few days.

      • Pat

        Didn’t even think of that, but honestly, it was time well spent. My boss generally loves me, and my performance is always on point, so if they have a problem under the circumstances they can kiss my balls.

        Once the fiber company got me installed today and I verified everything was working I called up to cancel my current service. 56 minutes on the phone. By the time I finally got to the 2nd escalations supervisor, they were offering to bump me to 1 Gbps for $10 a month for 6 months and lock me in at $35 a month for a year. I politely explained that the time to bribe me off would have been before I had another company out because of their shit tech support. I would have paid them $100 just to get their asses out and re-attach the drop line. Which I could easily do myself if I had a tall enough ladder or pole climbing equipment on hand. It literally just got ripped out of the junction box on the pole. You could reterminate the end and reattach it in about 30 minutes even if you were really milking yourself.

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        could have worked out of the guest room for a few days

        Pat, ITS A TRAP!

      • DEG

        I survived being in RJ’s guest room for a few days.

        RJ and his family are great hosts.

        It’s not a trap.

    • B.P.

      I spent all of last week in the northwoods of Wisconsin on a lake. I did not previously know the place would be without Internet. In between kayaking and such on the lake, hiking, etc., I read a book I procured at the local flea market. It was quite nice.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m working on reducing my phone time, and I’m doing well. I’m averaging less than 30 minutes per day now. My downfall is my work laptop. I’m on Glibs and YouTube more than I want during the workday, because it’s there in front of me. But, one step at a time.

      At night and on weekends, I put my phone face down and it’s really not tempting me. On car rides, if I’m a passenger, I look out the window and/or have a conversation. If I’m waiting for something, I just sit and wait. If I’m outside grilling, I don’t take my phone with me.

      Like you, I’m finding boredom again, which is supposed to be a very good thing. I find my self, well, thinking, and it’s nice. My anxiety levels are also way down.

  14. The Other Kevin

    We have a visitor in our gym from Ireland. She’s into Gaelic Football and she told me about Sunday’s championship. The team called Mayo last won 75 years ago. As the story goes, during that celebration, they interrupted a funeral procession and the priest put a curse on the team, that the team would never win another championship as long as any of the players were alive. They made 11 appearances in the finals since, but never one until Sunday (and yes, all those players had died).

    I do love a good story. The sport looks more exciting than soccer, and the crowd is a bunch of rowdy Irish people, so what’s not to like?

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I recall getting caught in traffic at one of the stadiums. That’s about it.

      • The Other Kevin

        See you should have put a curse on the team.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I don’t even know what team it was. I was in County Kerry.

      • Rat on a train

        Possibly Kerry?

    • rhywun

      IIRC it’s similar to Aussie Rules which I like a lot. I have even seen them play each other with “merged” rules.

    • Rat on a train

      There is one American team from New York that competes through the Connacht Province.

    • Pat

      The team called Mayo

      That’s racist!

      By at least 2000, mayonnaise–occasionally shortened to mayo–emerged as a slur against white people, presumably a riff on the condiment’s color.

  15. Sean

    Ok, so this is a pretty new hotel and it has some interesting features. We’re in a “concierge” room, which allows access to a “concierge” lounge. Which provides free food, snacks, beer, wine, coffee, tea, candy, etc. As such with free booze, no one under 21 is permitted on this floor. The elevator won’t even allow access without first scanning your room card.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    LA to Sydney was plenty long enough.

  17. Pat

    London’s ‘Trans+ Pride’ was a festival of violent bigotry

    There are protests that expose injustice, and there are protests that expose the protesters. The ‘Trans+ Pride’ march in London was firmly the latter. On Saturday, around 100,000 people – mostly fake men and fake women – marched in search of fake rights.
     
    They cheered a speech by Sarah-Jane Baker, a violent ex-convict who reportedly ate his own testicles. They professed love while holding placards calling for violence against TERFs. Legions of men proudly exposed their hormonally swollen chests, while bearded women bound theirs down to reveal their ‘authentic’ selves.
     
    True to the inverted logic of transgenderism, the organisers celebrated these shameful scenes as a triumph. Lewis G Burton, a founding member of London Trans+ Pride, was jubilant. He told ITV: ‘Every single person who marched today is proof that we are not going anywhere, that our joy is louder than their hate, and that London Trans+ Pride will keep fighting, keep loving and keep growing until every trans person is safe, seen and free.’
    […]
    Let them march by all means, but no sane society should celebrate this pantomime on its streets. For years, trans activists preferred to wield power behind closed doors, lobbying institutions while avoiding public scrutiny. Now journalists are reporting what they say and do, and the law is beginning to reassert the sex-based rights they sought to erase. The activists have mistaken equality before the law and reasonable pushback from opponents for oppression.

Submit a Comment