Monday Morning Links

by | Jul 20, 2026 | Daily Links | 243 comments

Spain won a pretty awful and boring World Cup final. Some Kiwi won the British Open. The Red Sox are on a hell of a run. And football is a mere few weeks away from training camp.And I guess that’s it for sports.

The Yookay has a new Prime Minister. I bet he can’t possibly be as retarded as the last one. But I’ve been known to be wrong about these things in the past.

That was years ago!!! Did these dumbasses think they’d just never have to pay back the money they borrowed?

So it was just Taco Bell? I find this all confusing, but the government is involved, so anything is possible.

She seems sane. She needs to take a page out of the Lina Hidalgo book and claim exhaustion to avoid prosecution.

And speaking of “sane.” This dude is definitely not.

There are so many things about this piece that make me shake my head. How are these people allowed to vote?

This is a weird case. And a weird couple of guys.

“The permanent bureaucracy should run things!” Yeah, that’s what got us into this bloated mess of overspending, dumbasses.

I’ve been saying this for years. I’m sure a lot of you have as well.

Hold that L, California. Put it with all the other ones you’ve taken the last several years.

Some girl power this morning. And Clem Burke just wailing on the drums. This one is great too. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Monday, dear friends.

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243 Comments

  1. UnCivilServant

    I bet he can’t possible be as retarded as the last one.

    Labour: Challenge Accepted!

    • AlexinCT

      And they will set new records in evil and stupid..

    • rhywun

      Yeah, all signs point to “as bad as” if not “worse”.

      UK is going to have to wait to take out the trash.

      • (((Jarflax

        I fear they have waited too long.

  2. UnCivilServant

    “The permanent bureaucracy should run things!”

    A few years back I determined that the form of government most of the western world uses is Totalitarian Bureaucracy.

    • AlexinCT

      Why do you think the globalist movement decided that they would put the CCP at the top of the food chain and adopted globalized marxism? It is the quickest way to create a hereditary aristocracy of incompetent assholes that will be the only ones with wealth while they squander all the work of those that came before them. And don’t forget the piles of podies. Piles and piles and piles…

    • EvilSheldon

      Technocracy. The word for it has been around for a long time now.

      • UnCivilServant

        No, that implies some level of competence.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Imperial China and the Ottoman Empire are the two classical examples of this.

        Soon to have the EU and US added to that list.

      • EvilSheldon

        Implies falsely, maybe.

  3. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    Die Totenhosen! The Death Pants!

    • Threedoor

      My German teacher in highschool had a poster of them in the classroom.

  4. DEG

    He is promising to deliver a “circuit breaker” for a system he says has taken wrong turns since the 1980s.

    Somehow I doubt he’s going to go back to Margaret Thatcher style government.

    • sloopyinca

      The circuit breaker is a snap election. But I doubt he’ll call for one.

      • (((Jarflax

        Elections require time! Time to import enough votes for Labour to win, and time to jail anyone supporting Reform or Restore for objecting.

    • R C Dean

      No, according to him, the Original Wrong Turn was Thatcher. He wants to completely undo any remaining vestiges of Thatcherism, and most definitely wants to start nationalizing industries again. So, I’ll take this bet:

      I bet he can’t possible be as retarded as the last one.

      Not retarded in the sense of Starmer’s deer-in-the-headlights ineptitude and vacancy, but retarded in the sense of repeatedly-touching-the-hot-stove-to-see-if-it-hurts.

      • R.J.

        The dude looks like Starmer, believes all the same shit as Starmer. There is absolutely no change in direction.

      • AlexinCT

        And that’s the agenda… fool the serfs for as long as possible as they keep getting shafted…. If they catch on, just replace the idiot at the top and keep at it…. The serfs will be punished by their betters for voting for Brexit.

      • R.J.

        How can anybody be fooled by that clown?

      • AlexinCT

        Have you met the average Euro? They have YUGE egos and believe they are schmarth, but in reality they are nothing but lazy dolts that are easily lulled to sleep if they get told they will get more free shit. You don’t have to deliver. Just promise. And you get at least 3 or 4 or so years to screw them over…

      • rhywun

        Labour doesn’t have to call an election so naturally they’re going to take another swing at imposing communism. It might be their last, best opportunity to do so.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        rEaL SoCiALiSm HaSeNt BeEn TrIeD!!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        A Starmer with brains or at least less no brains is not an improvement.

    • AlexinCT

      Looks like the idiot strategy to play for the penalty round instead of scoring goals, cost them the cup. What an idiot strategy against a team of the caliber of Spain.

      • rhywun

        St. Messi held to 0 shots.

        🤣😂

        Outclassed from start to finish.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        They tried everything to make soccer the new US sport, and Messi the new hero.

        Both failed.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Fun to play and boring to watch.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        indeed, Stinkey. Soccer is the ulitmate in low cost sports, as all you need is a ball and a field, while the US already has three major sports that cover most of the year. There is no room and too much money for it to work in the states.

    • rhywun

      And LOL the WaPo comes to the rescue to tell us what the game was really all about.

      “Trump loomed over the World Cup, up until the awkward trophy ceremony”

      • AlexinCT

        Is there a greater legacy than to live rent free in the heads of all these idiots for Trump? I mean, I am now really jealous of the guy despite the fact I know envy is a real bad thing…. What a legacy. I wish it was mine…

      • Rat on a train

        “Trump makes everything about himself.” – people who make everything about Trump

      • slumbrew

        Went to a watch party, which was fun, but the local populous had to be sure to start booing when Trump was on the screen. You know, just in case anyone thought they might be OK with him.

        Children.

      • rhywun

        Children, indeed.

        Just pathetic.

      • The Other Kevin

        He just keeps looming. LOOMING! It’s terrifying!

  5. AlexinCT

    That was years ago!!! Did these dumbasses think they’d just never have to pay back the money they borrowed?

    While I am absolutely opposed to government making tax payers bail these idiots out, I do not believe we ever will get justice or a solution until the colleges and universities are made to suffer and pay for their chicanery. And at a minimum, we should have a rule that tells people that if they go to a college that charges upwards of $40K a semester for a BA degree, whether that will involve nothing but DEI shit or not, that said students are disqualified from all loans. At this point all BA degrees are drastically overpriced unless they are under $5K a semester.

  6. rhywun

    And speaking of “sane.” This dude is definitely not.

    Fail going along with the Pronoun Play. Pass.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’m curious why this is headline news, considering that the incident happened over a year ago.

      I’m all for pointing and laughing at public displays of emotional incontinence, but doing it a year afterwards feels a bit off.

      • DEG

        Slow news day.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Clicks is clicks, just be glad it’s not AI.

      • DrOtto

        Bodycam footage just got released because this was winding its way through a criminal case.

  7. Evan from Evansville

    Natural nervous, cuz I’m sure I’ve ‘forgotten’ a few bits of new work, and I haven’t learned nearly everything, yet, but feeling okay cuz I/we aren’t expected to yet. It’ll fall into place, I have no fears. Just feels so strange, still! (In a gloriously positive way. (But, uh. No, not *that* way. (Yet? (No, not ‘ever.’)))

    I hope everything falls into place for y’all, particularly TOG. Worrisome.

    Go out and do Big Things, all.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      It’s your second week. Just pay attention, ask questions when you aren’t sure of what is what, and don’t fuck up twice.

      • DrOtto

        “…don’t fuck up twice.” – don’t fuck up the same thing twice.

    • Threedoor

      It always took me about three months to get into the groove of a new job that had a different skill set and feel confident

    • Evan from Evansville

      I kinda love how vigorously they’re ripping the Mask off. Killing the Senate –> More POWER to the PEOPLE.
      Sounds good, means the opposite.

      Govt Schools are doing a helluva job teaching the Yutes to adore communism. Vents their childhood frustrations into a reliably useful voting bloc. Yay.

    • Rat on a train

      The Senate is fulfilling its intended role to resist mob rule.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He does realize that senators are no longer appointed by state legislatures, right?

      • rhywun

        Considering how stupid every one of them is, I wouldn’t bet on it.

    • Threedoor

      They effectively got rid of the senate with the 17th amendment.

      Certainly got rid of the republic and permanently destroyed how judges are approved.

    • The Other Kevin

      In light of other news today, this makes sense. They want a system like the UK, where it’s just one socialist POS after another.

  8. rhywun

    It’s the Guardian. “Bloated mess of overspending” is catnip to their radical leftist readership.

  9. Common Tater

    “Vick then demanded that the officer refer to her using the correct pronoun, which prompted the cop to instruct the student to get down on the ground while deploying pepper spray.

    The threat then spooked Vick, who screamed to be left alone and tried to flee the scene. The student could also be heard cursing at cops.”

    They both sound like assholes, but not sure what law was broken.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, other than laffing at the ridiculous blue hair person, there really isn’t anything there.

    • DrOtto

      The cop was there to investigate a car theft and the tard wasn’t behaving rationally from the start and pulled him from that duty. I can certainly see why a further conversation was warranted. Someone stepped in to help and the officer seemed ok with that (which in itself seemed unnaturally reasonable for a cop). Disturbing the peace is still an infraction in most jurisdictions and yelling in an enclosed building like that could certainly constitute that. Would the yelling have happened without the presence of the officer, I don’t know, be I have my suspicion this person has a low threshold to take it to 11. The cop also stated something about “Baker act” detention which is mental health related, so maybe criminal charges weren’t warranted but a state sanctioned time-out probably does this entitled lot some good.

  10. rhywun

    I’ve been saying this for years. I’m sure a lot of you have as well.

    Communists lie. Starting with the word “democratic” and continuing with every other word coming out of their ratfucking mouths.

  11. rhywun

    Hold that L, California.

    To be fair, driving away “shadowy billionaires” is a plus in their book.

    Who is going to pay for the communist utopia they’re building… well, I’m sure they’ll think of something.

    • Rat on a train

      Hershey Highway

    • EvilSheldon

      At least they’re considerate enough to clean up their messes…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Stop it with the kink shaming.

  12. Common Tater

    “Emma McClendon, 39, is a fashion historian with a specialty in pants.”

    https://archive.is/5diCY

    I continually amazed as what is a paying job.

    • R.J.

      But is it a living wage?

      • Threedoor

        Is she dead?

    • Common Tater

      “Once the workday finished, she took an Uber from her office to her mother’s home, where her mother immediately hemmed the pants. Mclaren was surprised that 12 centimeters — almost five inches — needed to be cut off for the hemline to hit at her ankles.”

      So they were too long, not too wide. Otherwise, 90’s ravers wouldn’t have been able to dance.

    • Rat on a train

      Fashion historians specializing in socks don’t do as well.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I have a PhD in history with a concentration in pants myself, glad she’s able to make a living at it.

      • Common Tater

        So it’s true that Charlemagne went commando?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        No idea, my 200 page dissertation was about how Carhartt sucks now.

      • R.J.

        “Dickies: Colonialist Oppressors with Incorrect Waistline Measurements:

      • Threedoor

        Carhart sucks now.

        Correct.
        I tear the crotch out of them and the fronts wear out years too soon. Also the color choices are not what they used to be and the fabric is thinner.

      • Common Tater

        So who makes good duck pants now?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Dickies aren’t bad (for the money) but they don’t look very good.

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        So who makes good duck pants now?

        Duluth Trading Co’s Firehose pants. I don’t like how they fit ME, but other people swear by them.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      As the English would say “that’s pants.”

    • Threedoor

      Fought in global warming and covid as an explination of why the pants are how they are.

      Too the salt mines.

      • Ted S.

        Also the salt mines what?

      • Threedoor

        Where the author belongs.

    • KSuellington

      The best work pants are not Carhartt, they are Truewerk. They truly take a beating, are comfortable, have lots of pockets, rain resistant and last. Love them.

      • Threedoor

        I’ll have to look into them.

        I bought theee pairs of Carhartt double fronts the other day at a store going out of business. For $45 each in my size I couldn’t go wrong.

        I wish I lived close to an army base for the Korean women with sewing machines. I have so many pairs of pants than need mending

      • Threedoor

        Looks like it’s a seven hour drive to try a pair on…

      • KSuellington

        Mr Bezos site has them in all their configurations. Ms Bezos needs more cosmetic surgery, help do your part.

    • The Other Kevin

      Finally, FINALLY, this moment was her time to shine.

    • Gdragon

      She seams to be an expert.

  13. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “I bet he can’t possibly be as retarded as the last one.”
    Yeah, right…prepare to be surprised, guvnah.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, as mentioned above – the new guy is on record that he wants to nationalise industry again.

      He is actually worse than Starmer. Hopefully he doesn’t do too much damage before the voters get a chance to kick him out.

      • Rat on a train

        They get another 3 years before forced elections.

  14. DrOtto

    My daughter dragged us to one of those “stunning and brave” bookstores this weekend that had a “banned” books section along with “I read banned books” bumper stickers and socks. Yet oddly, they had no copies of Dr. Seuss’s And to Think I Saw it on Mulberry Street available. They had other Seuss and several mock titles such as And to Think I saw it on MLK Street. Seems strange I thought, since they’re so open minded.

    • Rat on a train

      Search the store for Huck Finn, To Kill a Mockingbird, … and put them in the display.

      • DEG

        “Lady Chatterly’s Lover”

      • DrOtto

        Seuss only came to mind immediately because someone here had linked an article to that title the other day.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      And to Think I Saw it on MLK St could be a good one if the PC nonsense was dropped.

      • Rat on a train

        “I don’t give a fuck where you are in America, if you on Martin Luther King Boulevard, there’s some violence going down.”

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Did they have The Turner Diaries, or a few copies of original text Huck Finn?

      • Fourscore

        “Do you have a copy of the Anarchist’s Cookbook? With all the pages?”

    • KSuellington

      Did they have the Roald Dahl kids books that are being sanitized for modern consumption?

  15. Michael Malaise

    That Guardian article reads like an op-ed.

    Krieger’s was one of the first R-01 grant cancellations in the country – one example of the chaos sown by the billionaire Elon Musk’s “department of government efficiency” as the group ripped apart federal grant-making infrastructure under the banner of ending “woke” research on gender, race, equity and a slate of other keywords the administration found objectionable.

    • slumbrew

      I notice every time that it’s “Elon killed funding” vs. “Elon’s group made suggestions…”

      • R C Dean

        For all the funding DOGE supposedly killed, sure seems like spending kept going up.

    • R C Dean

      I would not have expected a pro-DOGE op-ed from the Grauniad.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Heh.

    • rhywun

      ending “woke” research on gender, race, equity and a slate of other keywords the administration found objectionable

      Or, you know, evil and unconstitutional.

      • The Last American Hero

        Also not part of the NIH’s mission. Funding to understand bioweapons, infectious disease, and epidemics makes sense. Funding to understand and possibly treat cancer, diabetes, immune disorders starts to trend into mission creep but most Americans aren’t mad the government spends money on those things.

        Funding projects to study “the long-term psychological impact of living in a racist, sexist society as a transhuman” is bs.

      • Threedoor

        I’m fairly pissed off that the NIH and CDC exist at all.

  16. Common Tater

    “A United Airlines worker erupted at a Mexican-born US citizen during a wild airport showdown in California, threatening to call ICE on the passenger before snapping, “You don’t act like a citizen.”

    The stunning exchange was captured on video Tuesday at San Francisco International Airport, where passenger Julio Varela was trying to get a ticketing issue resolved before flying to Montreal with his wife and two daughters….

    The employee’s badge appears to indicate she is a union steward with the International Association of Machinists and Aerospace Workers, which represents United passenger service employees….

    “As depicted, the comments made in the video do not reflect the views or values of the IAM Union. Any potential matters arising from this incident will be handled through the appropriate processes established by the collective bargaining agreement.””

    https://nypost.com/2026/07/19/us-news/united-airlines-worker-threatens-to-call-ice-on-san-francisco-flyer/

    Why all the angry black women at airports never get fired.

    • DrOtto

      He called her lazy and rude, that sounds like a racist trope as well. Sounds like racism all around. Now they have to shuffle it all into the race card shuffler and see how it all comes out of the shoe.

    • rhywun

      Oh JFC don’t care don’t care.

      “You don’t act like a citizen.”

      lol There is a lot of that going around.

    • Threedoor

      Why come they don’t be fired?

      • slumbrew

        Union + melanin forcefield.

      • Threedoor

        Just like the army’s hood to E6 program.

    • Threedoor

      Thell put you in prison and never name the accuser.

    • (((Jarflax

      Women are not children.

      Objection: assumes facts not in evidence

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Charisma gap

    But for many former Platner supporters, their concern isn’t Jackson’s views — it’s his campaign style. In conversations with dozens of Democrats across the Pine Tree State this weekend, one theme came up repeatedly, even among Jackson’s supporters: He might just not have the charisma needed to beat Collins.

    Less charismatic than Susan Collins. Is that even possible?

    • rhywun

      These people thought the Nazi fake “oyster farmer” was “charismatic”. So whoTF knows.

      • EvilSheldon

        The fake oyster farmer *is* charismatic. That’s part of the problem.

      • rhywun

        He is?

        I guess I am not a good judge of character because I didn’t fall for that fake shit for one second.

      • AlexinCT

        Your assumption that other people are good at reading the queues from a psychopath is what gets you here, rhywun..

    • Fourscore

      Susan who? From around here?

  18. Common Tater

    “A Tennessee mother shot and killed a man she found hiding under her 13-year-old daughter’s bed, according to cops — and now she’s facing first-degree murder charges.

    Kendra Scott was arrested after police found a 20-year-old man dead from a gunshot wound in the back of his head outside her Memphis home just before 2 a.m. Thursday, according to an arrest affidavit obtained by The Post….

    The deadly incident unfolded after Scott’s teen daughter told cops she invited the man, Rodderius Morton, to the family’s home at around 1 a.m., according to the court document and Scott’s lawyer…

    “Get out of my house bitch,” she allegedly screamed, and followed Morton out the front door.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/07/19/us-news/memphis-mom-killed-a-man-she-found-under-13-year-old-daughters-bed-now-shes-charged-with-murder/

    Everyone in this story is an asshole.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yes, everyone is and I can understand why she was pissed but popping someone in the back of the head is murder. She’s screwed.

      • kinnath

        In the face, in the house. She’d be fine.

      • EvilSheldon

        She’ll probably catch a plea to some lesser offense. I’m fine with that.

        I know nothing was proven, but a 20-year-old man ‘visiting’ a 13-year-old girl at home, in her bedroom? I’m trying to think of innocent scenarios and I’m not coming up with much…

      • kinnath

        at 1 am no less

      • R C Dean

        Is it common for 13 year old girls to be that stupid?

      • kinnath

        yes

      • kinnath

        Girls develop emotionally earlier than boys.

        There is a time frame (typically junior high roughly) when young girls start looking to older boys for emotional fulfilment. It can be a “dangerous” time frame for them.

        “Older” can mean high school and beyond.

      • AlexinCT

        Girls develop emotionally earlier than boys.

        I used to hold that opinion as well…

        Now I realize that what really happened is that girls learn manipulation tactics far easier and earlier than boys.

      • kinnath

        I would argue that learning to manipulate people requires some non-trivial emotional development and ability to read other people.

      • EvilSheldon

        What kinnath said.

        ‘Empathy’ isn’t about warm fuzzies. Spies, con artists, and interrogators generally have very high levels of empathy, if they’re any good at their work.

      • (((Jarflax

        Which is the reason women tend more empathic than men. Manipulation skills are the equalizer to male strength and aggressiveness.

    • Threedoor

      First degree may be over charging but it’s manslaughter at the least.

    • EvilSheldon

      Dude had no chance at a normal life. None.

      That said, you do something like that to one of my pets, and you’re going to finish your life in several different garbage dumpsters.

      • Threedoor

        Yeah. That’s wild. I’m sure plenty of us here have killed plenty of cats and dogs, it’s a thing that sometimes needs to happen. It’s not done willingly or with malice.

  19. Shpip

    Sausalito’s new city manager was arrested early Saturday on suspicion of felony burglary after Marin County sheriff’s deputies responding to a noise complaint found her aboard a yacht that authorities say belonged to someone else.

    Elaine Forbes told deputies she was having “a bad morning” and insisted they leave what she claimed was her boat, the Marin Independent Journal reported.

    I’d say that’s nuts, but it’s Sausalito, so it’s more likely nuts mixed with milk chocolate chunks.

    That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    It was a late Friday afternoon in Boston when Harvard School of Public Health professor Nancy Krieger, a social epidemiologist, received an email that would reshape the next year of her life.

    It was from the National Institutes of Health (NIH) – her nearly $1m grant to study how discrimination affects population health was canceled.

    *outright prolonged laughter*

    • slumbrew

      “Take your fucking hand out of my pocket.

    • rhywun

      I can spin identical piles of bullshit for a lot less than a million dollars.

      • dbleagle

        A million? That’s not even a “real” pile of taxpayer money.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      False advertising or just let herself go?

    • EvilSheldon

      What the fuck is with Tennessee lately? Mass immigration of Florida people?

    • EvilSheldon

      Where can I find that slide deck? I want to keep that training handy if I ever wind up on a jury for a gun or drug or tax evasion case…

  21. The Late P Brooks

    “Americans expect their taxpayer dollars to be put to research that has the best chance at delivering a breakthrough or cure for a disease, not wielded like a cudgel to punish the president’s perceived enemies and score political points.”

    Nice bait and switch. If we don’t fund every half baked crackpot “research” project submitted, millions will die. It’s genocide, I tell you.

    • AlexinCT

      At this point, if you don’t yet get that practically all of these entities involved with some cause to save or cure something are nothing but huge rackets that collect a ton of cash, of which more than 90% is distributed to the administrators and top people that make bank. Defund it all if anything over 10% of that money is going to pay anything but direct action or actual immediate research.

      • The Last American Hero

        Um, hate to break it to you but running a research lab incurs a fuckton more indirect cost than 10 percent, especially with the NIH’s fucked up rules of what constitutes an indirect cost.

      • AlexinCT

        So lets get rid of the rules…

    • R C Dean

      Of course, public health has zero to do with curing diseases, much less . By this criteria, the research should absolutely have been defunded.

    • Threedoor

      Fund none of them.
      Problem solved.

      • Common Tater

        It causes skin cancer.

    • kinnath

      Bill Gates worse than Stalin — coin toss I suppose.

  22. AlexinCT

    So how many people are understanding that the globalists, feeling they have lost in taking over the US, now plan to use the ICC as their tool to defeat those opposing their marxist takeover? And it looks like their plans are already being blocked

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Predatory lending

    Some borrowers are so overwhelmed by their debt and changes to the federal student loan system that they’ve stopped paying.

    Barbara Howaniec, a 63-year-old psychiatric nurse practitioner from Auburn, Maine, already has defaulted. She borrowed around $62,000 for her master’s degree from New York University, graduating in 2001. But after two decades of payments, she still owes around $67,000 with interest. She had put her loans in deferment for short stints while her children were young, unaware that interest would continue to accumulate.

    Howaniec had hoped to have her loan forgiven after 25 years under an income-based repayment plan. But then came a letter saying the repayment schedule had changed and she owed 355 more payments. By the time she finished paying, she would be 91.

    If only Elizabeth Warren knew. She would put a stop to this ruthless plunder of innocent truth seekers.

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      unaware that interest would continue to accumulate

      How can you be an adult and not understand how loans work?

      • PieInTheSky

        if this person gets debt relief it should come with no more voting.

    • EvilSheldon

      Now in default, she hopes she might one day qualify for Public Service Loan Forgiveness.

      Of all the government programs that I hate, I might hate Public Service Load Forgiveness the most. Someone explain to me why a poor credit risk should be allowed to borrow even more money, just because they’ve spent ten years twiddling their thumbs in some government/nonprofit sinecure?

      • slumbrew

        It’s enraging.

      • Threedoor

        Government employees, nurses cops and fire guys are heros.

        You OWE them.

    • Fourscore

      “They wanted to give me the money and now they want me to repay it? Guess I’ll get a loan and pay them back. ”

      /Liberal Arts Major

    • PieInTheSky

      what was that masters in and how much did it increase her income vs cost?

      • Common Tater

        APRN’s make more than RN’s. Don’t know the difference though.

      • Threedoor

        Median income for a nurse practitioner in the U.S. is around $130,000

    • PieInTheSky

      also I cannot believe these people acted in good fate since most hoped the loan would be forgives. Maybe it is the uncharitable side of me but it seems they specifically didn’t pay cause they expected not to have to.

      • slumbrew

        That’s a good point – she never intended to pay the money back.

        Zero sympathy.

    • Threedoor

      Nurse practitioner.

      Let them prescribe.
      They are smart and educated.

      • Common Tater

        They can prescribe, but not controlled substances.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I have an NP as my neurologist, and she proscribes, including controlled. In fact, I like having NPs a lot better than an MD for much of my medical needs. They are much more conducive to being an actual partner in health, as opposed to being a dictator.

      • Common Tater

        Maybe in your state? Or she gets an MD to sign.

    • The Other Kevin

      Is is just me, or are the rest of you noticing a lack of civil engineers, surgeons, and IT professionals in these sob stories?

      • PieInTheSky

        there is great complaining recently among the junior programmers of the world. The market seems dead for many,

        Then again there is an issue that the ones who have jobs do not spend time talking on the internet about it, so the internet comments may be skewed.

    • R C Dean

      Psychiatric NP should be pulling down six figures. Not paying off a $60K loan in 25 years is all on her. And I bet she could pay it off in a lot fewer than 355 payments.

      If she actually wanted to pay what she owes, that is.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Or, she took a lot of time off/was fired for missed work due to “issues”, and is now in the lowest tier of hirable nurses in her field.

  24. Shpip

    I found this rather enlightening:

    Not the post itself — that’s just a regurgitation of Snoopy’s earlier link about student loans.

    But there is apparently a new coordinated reply among the NPC-sphere. “People spent money they didn’t have to get a degree, then watched as those goddam furriners all came in and undercut the market, leaving no jobs.”

    I don’t think the data support this in most cases (though it probably does in a few).

    • PieInTheSky

      I would think there was a degree of undercutting for useful degrees, not so much for useless ones.

      • Fourscore

        Starbucks hardest hit.

      • Threedoor

        That’s why the price of a 20oz black coffee is over $3 now.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’ve been noticing the same thing. I think those goddam furriners taking all the jorbs is probably more than a few cases, but it’s tough to say how many. I’d be interested in reviewing the data, especially with regards to H1-B fraud and the like.

      • rhywun

        I think it’s more than a few too, and I think that a lot of people on all sides are heavily invested in hiding that information from the general public.

    • kinnath

      I spent every day that I was in college worried about how we were going to pay back the money we borrowed.

      Apparently, it never crossed the minds of the youngsters that they actually pay off their debts.

      • Fourscore

        I went to school on the GI Bill, actually took home money every month.

        There are tradeoffs to avoid having the student loans.

  25. Common Tater

    “The disturbing rise of ‘gooner’ assaults at Dollar Tree stores: ‘They find it funny to degrade women’

    Over the next several weeks and months, MR would learn not only that there had been reports of similar incidents at the same store in the same timeframe – one that had been shared on social media and at least one other she heard about anecdotally from shopping center employees – but that masturbating in front of female customers at branches of Dollar Tree was fast becoming a national phenomenon, a disturbing new form of sexual assault that men were documenting and bragging about in dark corners of the internet.

    It even came with its own specialized vocabulary. Masturbating in public and surreptitiously ejaculating on random women was known as “tagging” or “sharking” – or even “cum-sharking”. Online forums praised perpetrators for being “low inhibition” or “low inhib”, and users contributing to the discussion said they wished they could summon the same fearlessness in themselves….

    One common trope of the pornography that these gooners consume has men ejaculating over women’s bodies, faces and hair – acts that, Lankford said, have no basis in evolutionary biology and are difficult to interpret as anything other than demeaning to the women….

    Over the following months, the term “dollar store gooner” became a meme on the internet that spread far beyond the closed world of the gooners themselves. A “Dollar Tree gooner” crypto coin launched in January 2025, followed by an unofficial Pokémon card and a song released on SoundCloud by an underground noise band from Tennessee named Mukus.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/jul/20/dollar-tree-sexual-assault-gooner

    WTF??

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “have no basis in evolutionary biology and are difficult to interpret as anything other than demeaning to the women”

      Shhh, don’t let that guy know about blowjobs. That being said, jizzing on random women is rightly a no-no.

      • Fourscore

        All we ever had was the exhibitionists and they ran out before being exposed.

      • EvilSheldon

        Everything that the Guardian knows about evolutionary biology could be written on a postage stamp with a Sharpie.

    • AlexinCT

      Stop kink shaming, Potato…

      • Threedoor

        He has so many eyes he sees everything and dosent want to catch random jizz in one.

    • PieInTheSky

      there is a meme going around the interwebs called toaster-fucker meme. several variations but the gist of it

      “I blame the internet. Back in the days before it, we had to learn to live with those around us, now you can just go out and find someone as equally stupid as yourself.

      I call it the toaster fucker problem. Man wakes up in 1980, tells his friends “I want to fuck a toaster” Friends quite rightly berate and laugh at him, guy deals with it, maybe gets some therapy and goes on a bit better adjusted.

      Guy in 2021 tells his friends that he wants to fuck a toaster, gets laughed at, immediately jumps online and finds “Toaster Fucker Support group” where he reads that he’s actually oppressed and he needs to cut out everyone around him and should only listen to his fellow toaster fuckers.”

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Someone should start a toaster fuck challenge trend, it’d help clean up the gene pool.

      • (((Jarflax

        That would just end up with ‘common sense toaster regulation’ resulting in $7000 toasters that will not make bread crispy.

    • rhywun

      Given the source, it could be entirely made up.

      • slumbrew

        Yes, that reeks of bullshit and/or a 4Chan op.

  26. PieInTheSky

    Britain’s net zero economy is booming, CBI says

    “There are huge costs to not seeing this transition as an economic opportunity.”

    “There is no tradeoff between economic growth and net zero. Quite the opposite. Net zero is the industrial opportunity of the 21st century.”

    https://x.com/ProfStrachan/status/2078917974660923675

    there is never any tradeoff just stupid people not seeing the great opportunities the wise bureaucrats see. In fact net zero is a rare infinite growth hack.

    • AlexinCT

      That knife in your back feels GREAT! And if you say otherwise…

    • (((Jarflax

      Labor theory of value. It takes vastly more labor to accomplish the same production without reliable power. Therefore more value is created! The fact that the measurable effect is more effort for less production is just more Capitalism induced false consciousness.

      • PieInTheSky

        you seem like the kind of guy who wants to take honest digging jobs from people with shovels.

      • slumbrew

        They should from shovels to spoons – think of all the jobs created!

      • PieInTheSky

        spooning aint what it was.

      • (((Jarflax

        I did honest digging work with a shovel one weekend when friends were building a swale around an outbuilding. This was obviously not enough to make me an authority on the work, but it was absolutely enough for me to decide that digging with a shovel sucks.

      • PieInTheSky

        did you at least get a few cold ones part of the deal?

      • Fourscore

        Mixing concrete in a wheelbarrow isn’t a mental challenge but it’s what the newest guy on the job does.

      • (((Jarflax

        Yes, I got cold ones and pizza. In the interest of not hating my friends I won’t try to calculate the wage that works out to lol.

    • rhywun

      Just look at the success that Germany and New York are experiencing after ruthlessly limiting conventional energy. The growth is off the charts.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    But there is apparently a new coordinated reply among the NPC-sphere. “People spent money they didn’t have to get a degree, then watched as those goddam furriners all came in and undercut the market, leaving no jobs.”

    And that’s why we need to abolish ICE, right?

    • PieInTheSky

      no ICE catches the poor uneducated. you need to ban H1B for this one.

    • The Other Kevin

      I think we solved the tainted lettuce mystery.

      • AlexinCT

        HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES!!!

        YO QUIERO TACO HELL!!!

  28. PieInTheSky

    Dale Vince
    @DaleVince
    Equalising Capital Gains Tax with Income Tax – is not a wealth tax. It’s an equalisation of two very different rates applied to the same thing – making money. Income tax is for those with a job, capital gains for those with money to invest. This is the first step we should take to creating a more fair tax system. Been arguing for it since 2020, in my book Manifesto – have my fingers and toes crossed.

    https://x.com/DaleVince/status/2078901943951294906

    sensible policy for a happier Britain.

    But porque no los dos?

    Seriously Britan show the world whats what

    • slumbrew

      Because people with jobs don’t invest?

      • PieInTheSky

        they do but they just don;t pay enough tax.

      • Threedoor

        Without taxes you don’t have a society!

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Innovators

    Thieves stole thousands of dollars’ worth of copper wiring from a rooftop air-conditioning unit at a Pasadena business, leaving the system extensively damaged and requiring a full replacement, according to the Pasadena Police Department.

    ——-

    HVAC technicians were sent to inspect the unit later that day and found that it had been extensively damaged.

    According to police, a technician determined that approximately half of the copper wiring had been removed from the unit and said the entire system would need to be replaced.

    The technician estimated that about $4,000 worth of copper wiring was stolen. The damaged air-conditioning unit is valued at approximately $11,000.

    Commodity trading; not just for CME brokers.

    • PieInTheSky

      the world is enshitifyin

      copper theft is third world shit, we had in in Romania but it was greatly reduced the past 20 odd years. i expected to make a comeback like everywhere else.

      • rhywun

        copper theft is third world shit

        I was going to say the same.

        The US is very much becoming third world and the Left could not be more pleased about it.

    • slumbrew

      Adam Carolla has his “Rich Man, Poor Man” bit – things that both rich people and poor people do, e.g.,

      “Shower outside”

      A recent one:

      “Knows the price of copper”

      • Common Tater

        “He’s waiting in his trailer”

      • Michael Malaise

        A couple of mine:

        Your neighbors have live-in help

        Doesn’t want to leave California.

    • Threedoor

      Copper thieves likely only got $3 a pound for the copper.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    How will we access the free power from off shore wind generators without repurposed copper wire?

  31. Threedoor

    Just had a bum walk by me in walla walla WA.

    “Holly shit man. I need cigarettes. I’m gonna kill somebody.”

    Crazy people that say crap like that need to be put down on the spot.

      • Threedoor

        I’m sitting and he approached me from behind. I’ll be sitting inside the Starbucks next time I’m through or with my back to the windows outside.

        The number of bums here is crazy. Makes sense as Spokane is dumping them in my hometown, especially after the Union gospel mission built a big facility to warehouse them, and Walla Walla is the next stop on Highway 12 west of us.

    • Threedoor

      Interwebs say #1 copper is going for $3.17 where I’m at.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    “Here, boy. Take this shovel and put ‘er to some good use.”

    • Fourscore

      That was my first day working in an open pit mine. Officially I was the blaster’s helper.

      Foreman brought me down in the pit, introduced me to the blaster.

      Blaster said, “That shovel and wheelbarrow are yours”

      I filled blast holes after they were primed. Next day I was a driller’s helper, same pay scale

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