Thursday Afternoon Links

by | Jul 23, 2026 | Daily Links, Florida | 70 comments

Happy Thursday, y’all. I swear SugarFree definitely didn’t ask me to do the links yesterday, and I definitely didn’t forget. It all went down just like Tonio said. I was so hoping this was the last week in July, but no, there is more suffering to come before we get to August and sending the kids back to school.

Let’s do some… links!

In 2000 years compression will lead people to believe that because Jesus loved the lepers and Florida was a hotbed of leprosy, that Jesus could love even Florida Man. If you come down here, remember: Jesus loves you, we see you as prey.

I wish somebody buried $2M worth of gold coins in my house. Best I’ll find is some crackhead who crawled under the foundation and died.

I name this guy an honorary Florida Man. When a man is chasing people around with nothing but a machete and khaki shorts, I figure he’s not out collecting for the Red Cross.

I’m considering using this trick for work to catch the people who use AI to respond to my emails without reading.

But if you’re not aggressive, the squirrels get them first. Florida Woman, you are not an iguana.

These guys would have been the best if they just had decent singer

About The Author

Brett L

Brett L

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

70 Comments

  1. Sean

    I’m on the professor’s side here.

    • Shpip

      Alcorn State, so a gaggle of aspiring midwits who are going through the motions for a credential.

      Future public schoolteachers, most likely.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, I’ve heard of similar tricks. Kids these days… SMDH.

    • Sensei

      On my team we get internal emails that were obviously written by AI demanding things.

      We respond basically “no”, but have AI craft the reply as well.

      For legitimate things written with thought and care we respond accordingly.

    • EvilSheldon

      [A YouTube commenter] wrote, “The teacher is the problem here. why are you trying to set your students up to fail? why are you trying to trick them? AI is a part of life now. you should be teaching them how to use it properly.”

      Listen, you fucking dimwit, and try to understand if there’s anything left of your brain that’s capable of it. You are literally criticizing a teacher for trying to force his students to think. Do you want everyone to offload their capacity for rational thought to a computer model (programmed by someone else)? Can you maybe envision a few of the downsides of this trend? Is that the kind of world you want to live in?

      I sincerely hope that this commenter accidentally falls into a vat of powerful acid.

      • The Other Kevin

        AI is a part of life now. you should be teaching them how to use it properly.

        Ok. Using AI to take tests for you is not using it properly.

  2. Shpip

    A Broward County woman was picking mangoes from a tree when she fell and died, prompting an investigation on Monday, according to the Miramar Police Department.

    I wonder if someone will name a baseball team for her.

  3. DEG

    While renovating a Vienna villa, he caught a glimpse of such a rope sticking out of a basement floor, and after digging through the concrete it protruded from, he was, well, floored. The rope was attached to a real-life treasure chest full of gold worth an estimated $2.4 million.

    Dear Jesus, I have seen what you have done for others and would like you to do the same for me.

      • The Other Kevin

        They imposed a wealth tax, now he owes $3 million.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    The economy is so bad there’s nobody left to fire!

    The number of Americans applying for unemployment benefits in the week ending July 18 declined by 22,000 to 187,000, the Labor Department reported Thursday. That’s the fewest number of weekly applications since the week ending Sept. 6, 1969, according to Labor Department data.

    It’s also well below the 215,000 new applications forecast by analysts surveyed by the data firm FactSet.

    ,/em>

    Rock bottom. Elon Musk will be selling Estes rockets from a pushcart before long.

    • R.J.

      Fie! What about the 120 million people not working?

  5. The Late P Brooks

    The EU hasn’t declared that to be Nazi gold, and seized it?

    • R.J.

      I may switch over to using Firefox entirely, and enable Monocle. Brave just keeps going downhill.

      • Brochettaward

        Firefox is still the best to me. Most customizable and best extensions.

        I’m on Chrome because my old laptop broke through combination of puppy power and age. Not a fan, though usable enough.

  6. The Other Kevin

    Don’t fall out of the mango tree
    With anybody else but me

    • R.J.

      Crazy broad,
      Up high in the mango tree…

  7. The Other Kevin

    My 3yo niece takes a nap in a pack and play, and we keep an eye on her with a video monitor. Right now she’s awake and she looks like Steve McQueen in The Great Escape.

    • Sean

      Needs a couple ammo cans in the background.

    • EvilSheldon

      Coming up on fifty years, and we still don’t have a better bullpup-layout assault rifle. Thank you, Die Hard!

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Ransom

    A Florida teen whose lawsuit claimed Meta’s platforms were to blame ⁠for his depression ⁠and anxiety ​dropped his case against the company just days before the trial in Los Angeles was ⁠set to start, his attorneys said on Wednesday. It was the latest in a series of high-stakes lawsuits against social media companies for allegedly designing addictive products that lead to the harm of children.

    The lawsuit, brought by a 15-year-old boy known as ⁠RKC, originally named four defendants, Google’s YouTube, Meta’s Instagram, Snap Inc’s ​Snapchat and ByteDance’s TikTok. YouTube and TikTok ‌settled in June and Snap reached a tentative settlement in the case, Bloomberg ‌reported on Monday. The terms of those settlements were confidential.

    RKC, who started using social media when he was about eight, said he became addicted to it, losing sleep and suffering from depression and anxiety, according ‌to court filings.

    “In light of the overall successful result of the litigation and his concerns about ​enduring a grueling weeks-long trial, he has elected to withdraw his claims against Meta,” attorneys for RKC said in a statement. “He’s ready to close this chapter and focus on his recovery ⁠and engage in therapy as he aspires to have a ​normal life.”

    A ​spokesperson for Meta said RKC had dropped the claims ​without receiving ‌any payment.

    </em?

    The overall successful result of the litigation.

    It's too bad Meta couldn't crucify him and his attorneys in court.

    • EvilSheldon

      I don’t care what the supposed cause is – anxiety and depression are your problem to solve, not mine, and not some faceless corporation’s.

      • Brochettaward

        Just watched a Youtuber who is obviously left wing, obviously progressive and anti-corporation. He does cover some interesting shit and hit on some good points.

        He went on a screed about boycotting fastfood corps. I’m fine with people voting with their wallets. That’s what I like about markets to begin with. Everything about the last decade or so in that industry is fucked.

        Regardless, he had to talk about people who oppose minimum wage laws and how he can’t comprehend why anyone would do that. Like the only arguments are anti-human and pro-corporation. The morality of his position is so utterly apparent to him that there can be no counter. Whatever, day that ends in y when talking to a proggie.

        But yea, the basic concept of what is or isn’t a right and the fundamental role of government in society or what government actually is has been so warped that most people in the West no longer even ask if something is a valid role for government let alone whether they are actually even trying to accomplish what they claim. Then we get to honestly assessing whether they achieve the stated goal at all (rarely do, and the solution is always regulate harder and faster daddy!).

        It’s a lost cause. Statists have so thoroughly won with pro-democracy propaganda that the way nuts like the people here approach problems is foreign to even people who aren’t completely retarded.

    • Michael Malaise

      I’m kind of sick of his and Nerdrotic’s schtick. There’s plenty to bitch about but they piss all over everything.

      • Brochettaward

        They actually don’t, but most of the shit being made today genuinely does suck and is lower quality compared to what came even just 10 years ago.

        What’s the last modern Hollywood blockbuster you cared for?

      • EvilSheldon

        That’s not true at all – at least not for the Drinker. He’s frequently very complimentary towards movies/shows that a lot of other critics haven’t liked (Obsession, The Backrooms, Project Hail Mary just off the top of my head.)

      • DEG

        I’m struggling to think of where the Drinker pissed on everything in “The Odyssey”. In other words, he actually said some good things about it.

      • DEG

        And, full disclosure: I have no plans to see “The Odyssey”. I’ve only seen one Nolan movie, “Dunkirk”, and I liked “Dunkirk”. Once I heard about the use of modern American English in “The Odyssey”, I lost all interest. I have the book and I’m fine with that.

      • Michael Malaise

        I am generalizing. It’s more Nerdrotic than Drinker. I’ve also been inundated with horrible takes on this particular movie on X lately. Also by a lot of people who haven’t seen the movie — they are just abiding by a narrative that they want to believe.

        I actually liked stuff like One Battle After Another (since it’s a farce) but it feels like you have to be forced to not like anything that doesn’t fit your political worldview.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’d been looking for that review. He was traveling and had some delays so we had to wait. It was an interesting take, everyone has been focusing on the race-swapping and his take was that wasn’t the issue, it’s that it was just dull.

      • Brochettaward

        I suspect he just didn’t bother to harp on it. People were already out in the wild saying they couldn’t stand seeing the bigots, specifically Drinker, be right about Supergirl recently.

        The movie is flawed enough to where you can dismiss its greatness for a variety of reasons.

        And at the end of the day this needed to be great given the budget and talent involved and the state of the industry as a whole.

        You can try to paint this as an issue of people shitting on everything, but it’s hard to objectively argue that movie making is in a good place. They should have some stuff that was on the backburner built up coming up soon from Covid and the strike. We’ll see.

        But they’ve genuinely been producing slop. Don’t need Drinker or Nerdrotic or anyone to beat that point in at this point. The box office tells the story. People aren’t bothering to watch this shit anymore and it goes beyond an aversion to going to the overpriced theaters.

      • The Other Kevin

        And at the end of the day this needed to be great given the budget and talent involved and the state of the industry as a whole.

        There has been this long-standing paradox in Hollywood, where having a ton of stars in a movie usually means it’s going to suck.

  9. R.J.

    Beloved TPTB: Tonight’s post, “Dirty Tiger, Crazy Frog” is in pending.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Lawyers for RKC said they achieved what they set out to do by bringing awareness to social media’s alleged harms.

    “RKC came into this process wanting to hold social media companies accountable and push for changes to protect young people like himself,” the lawyers said. “He did that.”

    Extortion in a frilly dress.

    • Fourscore

      I’m suing the liquor companies for the same reason, not protecting me from myself

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Tuping is hsrd,

  12. Brochettaward

    You want my First in and around your lips. You want to be violated by it. It’s only natural.

  13. Sensei

    Florida Man. DSA style.

    EXCLUSIVE – Far-left Democratic congressional candidate Oliver Larkin of Florida says he supports abolishing the U.S. Senate, agrees with socialist New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani that Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu should be arrested during his upcoming trip to the U.S., and refers to Israel’s ruling coalition as a “religious supremacist regime.”

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/candidate-who-wants-abolish-senate-arrest-netanyahu-offers-dsa-shot-swing-seat-breakthrough

    • Gdragon

      “In a follow-up video, the professor revealed that he gave students the opportunity to contest their grades. According to him, only two students came forward, with one providing what he described as a legitimate explanation for why the word “Madagascar” appeared in the assignment.
      ———-

      At least we figured out who the biggest/best bullshitter in the entire class is.

      • Brochettaward

        His little test is the sort of thing that worked once, but is real easy to defeat by simply creating your own prompt or just actually reading what you copied when pasting it over.

        Or even just editing the paper the AI writes for you.

        It’s basically a cute little trick easily defeated back in return.

      • Gdragon

        Oh sure. But I am still quite curious to hear the one “explanation” that somehow passed his smell test and reversed his decision. The odds of one student just innocently using “Madagascar” in a natural and normal way seem awfully low to me. I almost wonder if it was an ethical student who figured out the trick and played a trick on the prof in response.

  14. Brochettaward

    The AI shit in upper education is 100% real. No a female psych major who is going to try and get her masters. Graduated with all of her shit being done by AI.

    It’s going to be a credentialed class of morons who reportedly can barely read and don’t even try to understand what it is they are majoring in themselves coming up. It’s going to be fun times and doesn’t bode well for humanity’s ability to win the war against AI. She even got caught once or twice and was just allowed to make the work up.

    Think about this for a moment. No matter how grossly overhyped AI is, if the people with credentials are somehow less accurate than it is, what is the argument for keeping the humans in charge of the profession?

    Only solution is to get rid of the computers and tech. Online schools sounded like a decent idea to control costs though every online course I ever saw was filled with cheating already.

    Pens, paper notes and tests etc. Actual physical books. It’s how shits gotta be or college degrees will be even more useless than ever.

    • The Other Kevin

      There is a lot of hysterical BS out there, but months ago I asked Grok to list some people who correctly predicted what would happen with social media. Then I asked what they thought about AI.

      The dumbing down of us all was a big concern. Not just in schools, but programmers and even doctors have been proven to quickly lose their knowledge and critical thinking skills when they rely on AI too much. Some are predicting a “lost generation” of people who just don’t know anything.

      • DEG

        “Welcome to Costco. I love you.”

    • Brochettaward

      I mean, maybe I’m crazy, but there’s probably a legit market for “dumb” cars that get you from point A to point B reliably without everything being computerized in every respect.

      I think many people would prefer basic and cheaper than the slop being put out these days. Bonus points if it actually looks nice.

      And machanics can actually work on it freely that way, too!

      Crazy shit.

      It’s really hard to argue corporate America is more competent than the government these days. Not meant as a compliment to the feds.

      • Fourscore

        I would contemplate buying a new truck that comes equipped the same as my ’02 F150.. Could even be the exact same style. Enough convenient things and no touch screen to distract me.

        If not. I’ll keep on with what I have now. A low mileage V8.

      • EvilSheldon

        https://reotrucks.com/

        A sub-25k body-on-frame truck with a naturally aspirated I4, a six-speed stick, mechanical 4WD, and minimal electronics would be right up my alley.

      • Michael Malaise

        They should make a Speedwagon.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Micron said in 2023 that the average vehicle used 90GB of DRAM and NAND, and it’s expecting this combined requirement to jump to 278GB by 2026, with high-end models requiring up to 2TB.

    Carburetors and magnetos, FTW!

    • Fourscore

      And jack it up and spin a rear wheel to get it running.

  16. Shpip

    Something I was reminded of today: Harry Carey and Paul Harvey worked together at WKZO in Kalamazoo, Michigan back in the 1940’s.

    HOLY COW!

    Good day!

  17. The Late P Brooks

    I think many people would prefer basic and cheaper than the slop being put out these days. Bonus points if it actually looks nice.

    The manufacturers could have made an effort to fight the idiotic and completely unrealistic regulations, but they didn’t. They dug their ditch, let them lie in it.

  18. Necron 99

    OT good news. My oncologist said he believes my lung cancer is stage 1 and can be treated with a lung resection, and no chemotherapy or radiation. I will have a PET scan to ensure there isn’t anything hiding from the previous scans, and if good to go I’ll likely have a video-assisted thoracoscopic lobectomy. Recovery time is likely to be 2 or 3 days in the hospital, and a week or two, up to a month, before returning to “normal.” There is a chance for targeted therapy afterwards, but we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.

    On a side note, I texted my sister this news, she was happy to hear it. Then I asked how she was doing with her pancreatic cancer. She is going to in-home hospice care and they are stopping all treatment. True blue to the end, this is all RFK Jr.’s fault because he hasn’t approved daraxonrasib for use yet. I didn’t have the heart to tell her the precautionary principle has been well in effect way before RFK Jr. ever set foot in the FDA.

    • DEG

      I am happy to hear about your cancer and very sad to hear about your sister. I think it best to let her RFK, Jr. comments go.

      • DEG

        your cancer treatment.

      • Necron 99

        Yes, of course I’ll let it go, my love for my sister exceeds my disdain for her politics. If she needs to vent I will let her. Just wish I could go see her but I can’t see that happening anytime soon.

        Thanks to you, one and all, for your support. This is the most functional dis-functional support group on the innerwebs.

    • Sensei

      Seems odd to respond to a cancer diagnosis with “that’s great news”, but that’s great news.

      • Necron 99

        Indeed, could have been much worse. My stoicism was tested imagining the worse while hoping for the best. This is the best, but good enough.

    • The Other Kevin

      Whew, good. And bad. Sending prayers for you both.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    I’m suing the liquor companies for the same reason, not protecting me from myself

    I watched a movie recently which featured this little exchange:

    “I don’t drink.”

    “Bad for you?”

    “Bad for the people around me.”

    *My Old Lady. Not my usual thing, but a good movie. Kevin Kline is in it.

    • The Other Kevin

      We’ve been watching Pennyworth lately. One line last night stuck out at me. Spoken to a guy with a drinking problem:

      “If you’re going to kill yourself, do it quick. And don’t make us watch.”

  20. The Late P Brooks

    The dumbing down of us all was a big concern. Not just in schools, but programmers and even doctors have been proven to quickly lose their knowledge and critical thinking skills when they rely on AI too much. Some are predicting a “lost generation” of people who just don’t know anything.

    Long before AI there was “expertism” which is people being taught to surrender independent thought and follow the “guidance” of the credentialed priesthood.

    AI is just another step.

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