Welcome to the final Thursday of July. Only seven more weekdays until school starts and the absolute chaos of Summer ends. Thank the Lord! My older two are with their grandparents in NorCal. The went to see Alcatraz. I wonder if they are too young to see Phil Hartman’s fantastic performance as tour guide in So I Married an Axe Murderer…
Someone thought it would be a good idea to pair a 16 year old girl with a single male cop for an explorer patrol. It appears he explored her quite thoroughly.
I’m not sure I want mushroom clothes. No matter how much you wear them, it still can’t make you a fun guy.
We must protect John Connor at all costs. I’m also willing to father him as long as it is 1984 Linda Hamilton.
I think we know how these cults from California end…
In their defense, you really shouldn’t *have* to think “Of course a 32 year old male cop is going to try to fuck the 16 year old police explorer.”
Look itâs Dieago and Doraâs culture.
Donât be racist. She was past her quinceaĂąera.
Don’t worry, it’ll grow on you eventually.
My question is, if you wear them, will you be kept in the dark, and fed only horseshit?
I’m sure there’s morel to the story.
Sounds pretty shiitake.
Well, we have this all buttoned up!
Like this?
One of their biggest boosters becomes governor twice?
Also, she doesn’t look bugfuck nuts at all…
I get that I’m subnormal, but I have no idea how people find crazy to be charismatic. She looks like a younger, tranny version of Kenneth Copeland.
lol’s
Crazy eyes for sure. Still would.
âhow these cults from California endâŚâ
A nice cup of phenobarbital and vodka should help with those shakes. If you lack the faith to choke it down just mix it with some Kool-Aid.
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The country needs more tent show snake handlers.
We cant all live in Florida.
At least the music slaps:
https://youtu.be/tcPnYA4y3Bw?is=lVDZC4Cg4TxXFkel
My third-favorite t-shirt. I wear it to reptile conventions: https://www.nerdywave.com/products/appalachia-pentecostal-t-shirt
And for your hot take of the day: Sonic Youth was a bunch of overrated, pretentious nepo babies. No wave and alt rock had better representatives who lacked the trust fund to purchase themselves a career.
I like Daydream Nation a lot but never paid attention before or after that.
Pretentious maybe. I had no idea they were nepo babies, though I guess when your name is Thurston that kind of comes with the territory. I still like them.
And Pat shows himself to be ded rong. EVOL is a bomb album, Death Valley is also great. And, like the Velvet, they influenced so many other bands it is not comparable (except to the Pixies.)
I neither love or hate them. Not a huge fan of Kim Gordon’s voice, but that’s matters of taste. It’s not to say they’re necessarily bad, or poorly representative of their genres, just that they probably wouldn’t have been as influential or received as much industry praise had they just been a bunch of schmucks in the NYC avant garde scene and not the offspring of hippie academics.
Did anyone consider those shaking folks at the book signing were good old fashioned plants? Younger people these days think they invented everything, they’ll probably fall for the old parlor tricks.
“Pastor Chris Rosebrough has similarly accused Krick on YouTube of accepting an unhealthy level of admiration from followers that should be reserved for Jesus alone.”
I’m getting a good chuckle out of this line, after reading excerpts from Fauci’s diary this week.
One of my pet peeves:
“US GDP increases by 1.5% in second quarter”
Is that an annualized 1.5% growth rate, or an actual 1.5% increase?
As long as number go up we good
In either case, it’s driven entirely by government spending and therefore only “growth” in an inflationary sense.
We must protect John Connor at all costs.
I for one welcome our new AI overlords
It helps that you record that sentiment long before they take over.
On the whisky front i could not bring myself to spending 100 for a pour of george t stagg and setteled for 55 for a pour of Thomas Handy Rye, their cheapest BTAC offering. I quite liked it. It was good. They had two offerings and i took the lower abv 125 and i did not feel it hot. The other was 135
Handy is amongst my favorite brown spirits. I have an unopened bottle from 2010 in my cabinet. I’m sorry I’ve missed your North American adventures, as I could’ve hooked you up with some good bourbons.
Eh, everyone likes a Handy.
Well who knows what the future may bring đ
A rich orange guy could become president of Romania, and Pie might have to leave for his own safety, and to preserve democracy.
Not judging, and I do enjoy bourbon and rye, but for over fifty bucks that pour had better be from Scotland.
It feels strange to see two sets of links when only one exists when I am back home.
You’ve had so much to drink you’re seeing double?
He’s out hunting when the second set publishes in the middle of the night.
It is fun to see you all over this PM links post.
I think he’s wearing sunscreen.
Vampire powers deactivate.
“The good news is it wonât turn you into a zombie. ”
That’s exactly what they would say if it did.
100% safe and effective!
Scotlandâs grotesque male-breastfeeding experiment
Not even just wankers, but colonized by wankers…
Complete bug-fucking madness. And “the west” is completely powerless to stop it.
What would you expect him to say?
Ferrari is pleased with the launch of the Luce all-electric vehicle despite significant criticism upon the carâs debut, according to CEO Benedetto Vigna.
He said Thursday that the famed Italian automaker âwould not change anythingâ about the vehicleâs launch this spring, which caused a notable decline in Ferrari shares amid negative reactions to the car, including from former Ferrari executive Luca di Montezemolo.
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The Luce was designed by former Apple design chief Jony Ive and is a departure from the aesthetic of typical Ferraris, with a minimalistic interior design, screens and a bubbly exterior. It is Ferrariâs first all-electric vehicle.
It mwqkes all those old jalopies look like shit.
đď¸ He and Shepard Fairey should see if some company will give them a billion dollars each to do a “I’ve had exactly one idea in my entire career” collaboration.
We finally got the Apple car and are surprised itâs not white.
They could have at least made it the translucent colors of the old iMacs.
Readers of a delicate disposition may wish to stop reading now
If only I had listened.
I was not even aware of the extent of the mental illness spreading among that crowd.
WRT the article on the cult.
Is this proof that there is no God and the atheists are right? Because there needs to be some serious smiting going on, and much to my regret, it isn’t happening.
Some rabbi 2,000 years ago.
*grumbles*
At the least could we get a plague of locusts?
Cascadia subduction zone and SanAndraus may be linked.
Hopefully they are as they are both hugely overdue.
Ok this one was good.
Spain Turns To Experienced Border Czar Kamala Harris For Help With Migrant Invasion
https://babylonbee.com/news/spain-turns-to-experienced-border-czar-kamala-harris-for-help-with-migrant-invasion
School starts crazy early in your parts. Itâs three days into the third week of August round here.
After Labor Day in New York.