¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Aug 11, 2026 | Daily Links, I Am Lame | 147 comments

Not content with the non-stop nationalist soccer tournaments all summer long, they will apparently host yet another game in October between the US and Mexico at the Bird’s Nest. That’s the Cardinals Stadium for those unaware. My uncle was telling me all about it last weekend. He was very excited being from Mexico, but said the tickets were obscenely priced. He isn’t wrong:

I will need to knock off a couple liquor stores first (I’m not serious NSA).

¡enlaces!

Avocado Wars, Episode 3: The Pitting

Maybe we finally reached a turning point in Canada’s war on burning trees.

Its funny because they can just do what Mexico does by working as a pass through to California.

The (((conspiracies))) will continue until the CIA can prove to be more competent at regime change.

Here’s a tune, have a great Tuesday!

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147 Comments

  1. kinnath

    Thank you for the recurring content Mr. Sharpshooter.

  2. Ted S.

    Is there a link about avocados?

    • slumbrew

      We have no bananas avocados today.

    • Rat on a train

      They have migrated north.

      • Sean

        Global warming.

    • Aloysious

      No. They failed to prove that they are not a robot.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      As any Italian will tell you, if you ask for a lawyer they will hand you an avocado.

  3. Ted S.

    The US shouldn’t be playing Mexico in Glendale, but in somewhere that could get cold, like Buffalo.

    • rhywun

      Not a chance. The crowd needs to be overwhelmingly Mexican so the commentators can crow about how it is a “home game” for the Mexican team.

    • Michael Malaise

      Columbus is the official DOS A CERO location. Four times the USMNT has beaten Mexico 2-0.

  4. slumbrew

    Someone on this all-hands call just used ‘learnings’ instead of ‘lessons’.

    *urge to kill rising*

    • Sean

      They be edumacated.

    • UnCivilServant

      “When will you be taking lessons in remedial English? Because you’ve clearly failed to learn it the first time around. Piss off now.”

    • kinnath

      The word “learnings” is a plural noun used to describe insights, takeaways, or conclusions gained from an experience or project. While common in business and tech jargon, it is often criticized by grammarians who prefer traditional alternatives like “lessons,” “insights,” or “findings”

      This is the first that I’ve heard of it. It’s totally shameworthy.

      • slumbrew

        I’ve only heard it from business-bros. Annoying AF.

      • UnCivilServant

        Whoever wrote that is an apologist for people who don’t speak english.

        The word is improper and users of it should be whipped.

      • Sensei

        But are the learnings actionable?

      • slumbrew

        *twitches*

      • kinnath

        Whoever wrote that . . . .

        Google AI summary. It’s just going to parrot back what is in the public domain.

        It told me what I was looking for.

      • Timeloose

        I’ve been hearing learnings in management meetings for so long I’ve caught myself saying it.

        Once my wife picks up on it I know I’ve been indoctrinated.

        She started using “circle back” and I had to parking lot my lingo.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Well, you might need to bubble that one up to higher management, so they can trickle it down across the board.

        Its the best way for learnings.

      • Fourscore

        You get your learnings at a lear(n)ing center. Everyone knows that.

    • Rat on a train

      At least it’s not learings.

    • JaimeRoberto feckful & gruntled

      Are they on a journey?

      • Ted S.

        Steve Perry was on a journey.

    • Gustave Lytton

      If you want it fixed, you need to increase the spend.

      *dead eyes*

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      They should have used leerings, am I right, huh? huh?

      and I am switching to leanings from now on, just to learn you people!

  5. Sean

    So, I watched 80% of this movie yesterday.

    13 13 13

    Don’t waste your time. Holy moly, was it bad.

    There was one “oh shit!” moment towards the end, but not worth your time. EVER.

    • UnCivilServant

      The coding on IMDB borked my ability to see it. Is the title actually “13 13 13”?

      • Sean

        13/13/13 (2013)

        Actually.

      • UnCivilServant

        So… what is this mythical 13th month of 2013?

      • Sean

        For a thousand years man has been adding a day to the calendar every 4 years and in doing so violated mankind’s interpretation of the Mayan Calendar’s prediction that the world would end in 2012. On the 13th day of the 13th month of the new millennium, survivors confront a world of demons. On 13/13/13 the entire human race (with the exception of those born on a leap day) go insane. Those who were born on a leap year are stuck to battle the demons.

      • UnCivilServant

        Oh, that sounds particularly stupid.

        Thanks for the warning.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Sounds like someone needs to do some learnings about 13 to the 3.

  6. DEG

    In Pereira, in Colombia’s coffee-growing region, 66 people died.

    Why do I suspect it’s actually a cocaine region?

    • JaimeRoberto feckful & gruntled

      How dare you impugn the good name of Juan Valdez. And his mule.

      • Fourscore

        Donkey

      • Nephilium

        Ass.

      • Gender Traitor

        Burro?

  7. Ownbestenemy

    Whew….just got home and straight to basement for tornado with 3 minutes to spare.

    All good here. More wind than last time but no damage.

    • Sean

      That’s plenty of time. You coulda made a quick sandwich.

    • Tonio

      Glad you (and presumably the Missus) are safe.

      • Ownbestenemy

        She made the list

    • Pope Jimbo

      Glad to hear that it didn’t do any damage.

      Passing wind can be very distressful to people trapped in a basement.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Warning, skipped watch, funnel just SE of us.

    • Nephilium

      Warning, watch, or funnel?

    • slumbrew

      He is indeed, fucked. And deservedly so.

    • rhywun

      I knew it was some shady shit like that from the moment it was revealed that the operator was unrelated to all the riders.

      It’s like the waterborne version of those jitneys that undercut the express buses to NJ.

    • Ted S.

      So not a three-hour tour?

  8. slumbrew

    Monocle users:

    If the ‘new server comment’ count were just replaced with a plus-sign (or whatever), would that still meet your needs?

    Is anyone in love with knowing exactly how many new comments are on the server?

    I realized I could have just indicate ‘new comments’ and then stop polling which, I suspect, would cut down on the bot-detection being triggered.

    If nothing else, I’m going to kick the starting poll period up from 5 seconds to 10 and add some jitter between polls.

    • Sensei

      No problem here. Nice to have but not necessary.

      • Beau Knott

        Agreed. Nice to have, could live with a plus sign.

      • R.J.

        I didn’t know that existed. Now that I do, I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT IT!!!

        I kid. Go ahead and remove it.

    • Sean

      I kinda like it with the count…

    • kinnath

      I don’t worry about the actual new comment count. I’m just interested in a yes/no answer on new comments.

    • Tonio

      I don’t use Monocle (even though I probably should), but wish to recognize you for keeping this up.

    • Michael Malaise

      What could cause Monocle not to work on Chrome even though it says it is installed.

      • slumbrew

        Chrome recently changed something – most recent version of Violentmonkey prompts ‘Please enable “Allow User Scripts” in details for Violentmonkey in chrome://extensions’

        Perhaps that.

        Worth looking at the console: View… Developer… JavaScript Console

      • Michael Malaise

        I tried moving to Firefox fully (Monocle works there) but the whole importing of stuff was fraught with labor. I may try again later. Thank you.

    • rhywun

      Good idea. I just like knowing there is something waiting, I don’t care how many.

    • slumbrew

      I’m leaning toward leaving the existing code and adding a ‘low bandwith’ version that just indicates new comments and stops polling (I kind of like the count myself).

      That’ll let users toggle between if they’re getting tagged as a bot.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Is there a link about avocados?

    Being held for ransom by the cartel.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    The word “learnings” is a plural noun used to describe insights, takeaways, or conclusions gained from an experience or project. While common in business and tech jargon, it is often criticized by grammarians who prefer traditional alternatives like “lessons,” “insights,” or “findings”

    One thing we can be sure of; it’s not knowledge.

  11. Threedoor

    Out of surgery.
    Still have the foot.

    Dazed
    And confused.

    Alive.

    • Sean

      <===

      • Evan from Evansville

        ^^^^^

    • UnCivilServant

      Good News.
      Good News.

      You’ll get better.

      Good News.

      • Threedoor

        Oh man.

        So much better feeling than the 2018 ankle surgery which was the worst pain I had ever had in my life.

        Nerve block still operating so the pain hasent kicked in at all. I’m sure tonight won’t be pleasant but I have oxys.

    • RAHeinlein

      Glad to hear it – wishing you a speedy recovery!

    • Sensei

      Nice.

    • Tonio

      Congratulations. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Huzzah! The sharpie marker worked?

    • Drake

      Good to hear – in the waiting room for an MRI on my ankle.

      • Threedoor

        Avoid the total ankle as long as possible Drake. Worst medical call I’ve ever made. I should have held out a decade or longer on it but was tired of the pain. To be replaced wit pain, less mobility, more pain, an inability to run, and failure followed with another surgery.

    • DEG

      Excellent.

      • Fourscore

        You’ll be out and about in no time. Sounds like all went well and square dancing Friday

      • Threedoor

        I think square dancing lessons were on Wednesday during gradeschool PE.

        Memory is fuzzy but was a while ago.

        Parachute days were a blast.

    • rhywun

      🤘

    • bacon-magic

      Yay!

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Guess who is going to get learnings to walk again!

      • Threedoor

        Is Ilhan Omar going to come and give me I home care?

  12. Rat on a train

    The cat caught a skink in the house. The skink escaped under a chair frustrating the cat.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    The coding on IMDB borked my ability to see it.

    Is it just my imagination, or do imdb listings have no information whatsoever regarding what in the fuck the movie is actually about?

    *This is why I link to wiki, plus wiki links contain the name of the movie

    • Threedoor

      They suck.

  14. JaimeRoberto feckful & gruntled

    Are those ticket prices in pesos?

    • Sensei

      Yen.

      • Rat on a train

        Iranian Rial

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        ROAT, keeping it rial!

  15. DEG

    TOO LOCAL NEWS: Uhhh….

    Michele Flynn of Hillsborough nearly had a heart attack when she saw her recent property tax bill. After the town’s revaluation of her property in 2025, she learned earlier this year that she would be paying $4,000 more in property taxes.

    “Where am I going to get this?” Flynn said. “It’s scary.”

    I spent a bunch of time earlier today looking through property tax records and what I could find of Hillsborough, NH’s town and school budget.

    I found her property tax records. She paid about $4K total on her last tax bill which was lower than her previous tax bill. Her valuation barely changed (slightly up) in the recent revaluation. The state DRA might have released new tax rates based on the new valuations, but even if they did, the next tax bill with the new rates based on the new valuation won’t come until later this year. Based on what I could find of the current approved town and school budget, municipal and school spending is up so the tax rate will be higher assuming total valuation for the town stayed the same.

    • DEG

      Should have included the previous tax bill. It is about $4.5K.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Doesn’t see anything wrong with the level of spending, just wants the state to pay for it. WTF does state funding come from, dumbass?

    • rhywun

      They wouldn’t have to raise property taxes if all the billionaires paid their fair share on their pieds-à-terre.

    • Threedoor

      Stop paying.
      Buy pews.
      Go to budget meeting.
      Make appropriate corrections.

  16. DEG

    Centralia, PA

    The town burned from beneath by the coal that created it has all but vanished.
    Its ZIP code has been stripped, its name ripped from the municipal building. All but a handful of homes have been razed. Thick vegetation covers much of what remains, making it seem as if Centralia never existed at all.
    Yet people keep coming.
    Nearly 65 years after the mine fire ignited beneath the Columbia County borough, journalists, documentary crews and curiosity seekers from around the world continue making pilgrimages to this isolated patch of Pennsylvania coal country.

    • Gustave Lytton

      At least 100 underground fires burning, maybe more. One in Colorado from the 30’s.

    • Sean

      Watch out for Pyramid head.

    • Threedoor

      Centralia is in Washington. It or known.

      There can be no other.

    • tripacer

      Centrailia is certainly no Chehalis.

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s Utica, no shit nobody wants to live there. No jobs, no prospects, no upsides.

      • EvilSheldon

        They need a data center.

      • Sensei

        Yeah – what’s the industrial electricity situation there…

      • rhywun

        They need a data center.

        lol

        One thing they probably do have is “activists” condemning that very idea.

      • UnCivilServant

        Fun Fact – Utica has a data center – it’s where the state’s DR datacenter is located.

    • Grumbletarian

      Did a check on Zillow. Those houses are on barely any land, and are either very small and/or need work.

      https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/707-Spring-St-Utica-NY-13502/443993443_zpid/

      5br, 1ba, 1050 square feet of living space, 1500 square foot lot. $90k.

      https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/176-Hobart-St-Utica-NY-13501/31570105_zpid/

      6br, 2 ba, 3300 square feet, 3500 square foot lot, but the inside is a wreck. Also $90k.

      https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1409-Erie-St-Utica-NY-13502/31567059_zpid/

      3br, 2 ba, 1100 square feet inside, 1300 square foot lot. Pretty clean though. $100k.

      All of these are at least two story houses and the stairs look steep AF.

      • EvilSheldon

        5 bedrooms and one bathroom in 1050 square feet, is ringing some alarm bells.

        The third one looks pretty nice though.

      • Brochettaward

        My apartment is bigger than 1050 feet and I have no clue how you’d fit 5 bedrooms in a house or space that size.

      • UnCivilServant

        A closet sized kitchen and a closet sized bathroom, and tiny bedrooms with no designated living room.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ya and split sqft between levels. They sacrificed kitchen space for a large master it looks like

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        That second one has serious potential, as long as the photos hold true for the rest of the place. Serious work, but that place will be a banger.

        As far as Utica goes, it needs to get a rep as an antiques town, which can work as the prop value is so low. The goal is to get money to come in on weekends, and keep it decent during the week.

      • Fourscore

        Looks like someone started cleaning #2 up. Need to fix that leaking roof first. That’s a real challenge, a handyman special with a lot of time.

    • rhywun

      It’s hard to believe Utica is any shittier than Binghamton. Holy crap that town is scary.

      The same story repeats hundreds of times across upstate NY.

    • Brochettaward

      I was curious and looked up the demographics. It seems like the place’s population has been propped up by an influx of foreign born to begin with. 20% of it is foreign born right now, though mostly white European stock.

      The income per capita is 27k and the poverty rate is 27.5%.

      I’m not a city person. Haven’t been to the NE in 20+ years to begin with. But if people buy homes to gentrify certain other neighborhoods, why the fuck not here?

      • Brochettaward

        I mean, I’m guessing there’s reasons. I don’t know the geography or how disconnected it is from the places young people want to live or the economic hubs.

      • Michael Malaise

        There is a pitch to made to rehabilitate some of these towns for younger family-oriented couples looking to bust out of high-priced urban centers, but it’s got to a bit sweeter than what is shown here.

        A lot of upstate NY is pretty country, and offers a lot of outdoor things to do.

        It would take a pretty savvy marketing plan to make it happen though.

        I worked with an agency that had a Upstate NY tourism account that was looking for relocators. We designed installations in NYC, Philly and Boston that featured fun stuff like a kayaking machine, fresh air vending machines, etc. Not sure if they ever implemented any of it.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I would, like I say above, get it working towards an antique/art town, while pushing hard for outdoor sports: mountain biking, skiing in winter, kayaking, etc. Keep the town size the same for the feels, while making it a destination. Tax breaks for restaurants, B&Bs, open up air B&B laws, get up and coming bands, and so on.

        Industry isn’t comin back, uni’s are done, but the kids in the city will come for the weekend.

      • slumbrew

        So, Asheville with worse weather 😉

      • rhywun

        There’s plenty of artsy places like that already around the Finger Lakes area. Skaneateles, for example. It can work with small towns but the bigger cities of the area are mostly beyond repair.

        Tax breaks or relaxing regs is probably out of the question anywhere, though.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Justice at last

    The milestone ruling by a New Mexico court last week that found Meta contributed to a youth mental health crisis could serve as a blueprint for other states — and individuals — to mount lawsuits seeking to hold tech companies liable for harms stemming from their platforms.

    New Mexico Judge Bryan Biedscheid ordered the parent company of Facebook and Instagram to make significant changes to its product features for users in New Mexico and pay $567 million to mitigate the negative impacts of its platforms on schools, hospitals and police. Thursday’s ruling marks the first time a court has ordered a broad package of user-experience changes to a major social media platform based on a final judgment about harms to users.

    Just make them give everyone in America 100 million dollars and a pony.

    • Rat on a train

      All you get is a brony.

      • Threedoor

        Narrows gaze.
        Tosses mane.

    • Threedoor

      No

    • rhywun

      the negative impacts of its platforms on schools, hospitals and police

      JFC. Why not just say you’re using them to reward the pubsec grifters who apparently control your state now.

      • Threedoor

        Can I sue to get a FB account back so I can feed the algorithm
        And use marketplace?

        I trade with one of those who it’s “harmed.”

    • Raven Nation

      Australia says, “you’re welcome.”

  18. The Late P Brooks

    The hefty financial penalty comes in addition to the $375 million in civil fines that jurors levied against Meta in March for endangering young users and misleading the public about risks associated with the products.

    The state of New Mexico will spend that money wisely.

  19. Brochettaward

    Social media can always cheer you up and help restore your faith in humanity:

    PSA to bigots who accuse transgender people of their transitions being sexual fetishes:

    When we transition and our bodies start getting features in line with our genders, it’s normal to feel excitement. We’ve gone our loves hating our bodies to suddenly loving them. We feel joy and often want to express it.

    Not all joy and excitement is sexual. Trans women sometimes dress provocatively because for the first time we like our bodies and want to show them off. Many transitioned later in our lives and never got our “slut” years. So……we do it now.

    The tech bro’s need to be sodomized by the smelliest, largest Arab man we can find (not because it’s my fetish or anything) until they can no longer walk and then dragged by a chariot around the country so people can pelt them with shit collected off the streets of San Francisco.

    Social media will pay the fines and settlements, but it’ll never for any of the actual societal harm they caused or actual mental health problems it fueled.

    • Brochettaward

      I know I’ve made this point and occasionally others have as well, but it’s fairly comical that the left talks out of both sides of its mouth. This or that thing isn’t inherently female or male. Yet how do we know someone is trans? Well they liked girly things. And then when they transition they adopt the trappings of the most girly things they can think of (often hypersexualized versions of it all).

      Pink isn’t just for girls, but if your little boy likes it, it may be a sign they were born in the wrong body. And if a girl doesn’t like it, maybe she’s really a dude.

      Christ, trans identity isn’t even tied to who you want to fuck. You can be a guy who becomes a woman only to continue to try and sleep with women. Or vice versa. Which begs the question of how the health community can really justify playing along and pumping that person full of fucking hormones and give them expensive surgeries.

      Like let’s look at what they consider to be signs of dysphoria in children:

      Play and Preferences: A strong, consistent preference for toys, games, clothing, or peer groups typically associated with a different gender.

      Verbal Expression: Explicitly stating or daydreaming about being the other gender, or wishing they could wake up as one.

      Role Discomfort: Feeling awkward, distressed, or detached when forced to act, dress, or present in ways expected by their birth-assigned sex.

      What the hell are we affirming here? A man who wants his own pair of tits? Because they spent decades telling me that all these things were social constructs and that there was nothing inherently masculine or feminine about the preferences of either gender.

      • Threedoor

        Boy loved pink.
        Girl loves black.

        They are normal kids.

  20. Fourscore

    Depending on their birth order farm kids are doing whatever has to be done at a given time. Gender in only important on Saturday night.

    Mostly the gender confused are also academically confused when it comes to choosing a major, economically confused about how loans and interest work.

  21. Brochettaward

    Piker calling for “Marxist-Leninist punishment” for Dems who don’t fall in line…

    You get the politics you deserve.

    • Threedoor

      I’ll wear my beret with all the Soviet pins on it and bring my backhoe and AK with Bakelite mags. Hasan can buy me ammo and I’ll promise to put him in the ditch last.

    • rhywun

      Sometimes I wonder if that person is a GOP plant.

      • Threedoor

        I think he actually that stupid.

        Western adjacent Muslim with luxury beliefs.

      • Ted S.

        You think the GOP are bright enough to do that?

      • Brochettaward

        He has been a lolcow for years honestly (as the kids say).

        He appealed to a fringe but growing part of the retarded Gen Z variety. The ones who can barely read to begin with and whose brains have been rotted by too much screen time.

        It says everything about the culture that he’s a thing now and associated with actual political candidates.

      • Evan from Evansville

        He’s like an O’Keefe, Veritas plant for targets to reveal all sorts of shit to ‘voters.’ Discussed before, a hatred of America itself has been long-taught, and that is *the* bizarrely unifying ‘platform’ of the splintered Left. Bonkers, yet. Here we are.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    More:

    Meta has said it plans to appeal the ruling. Still, New Mexico’s winning legal strategy, which cast the platform’s effects as a “public nuisance,” and Biedscheid’s analysis, which compared those effects to a “polluting factory,” are likely to influence other plaintiffs dealing with ongoing and planned litigation. Biedscheid’s orders to make specific changes to Meta’s platforms could also draw attention from judges and legislators working to regulate social media and other online platforms.

    Can I sue NPR for polluting the public discourse?

    • Threedoor

      I want a big bird thigh.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    I’ll promise to put him in the ditch last.

    “As ranking political officer your place is here at the end, so you may have an unobstructed view, comrade.”