Happy first Thursday in August, y’all. I just have to get through until Tuesday, and everyone will be back to school. I get to have my damn regular life back. I have started taking my 12 year old son to the gym. I’ll be honest with y’all, Private Pyle was in better shape at the start of Full Metal Jacket. But that’s okay. That’s what the gym is for. He gets a little better at doing the exercises every time, his brain wires up to his muscles a little bit, and progress happens. Another month, and I think he’ll be able to do an actual, femur parallel to ground, back squat. And then we’ll make him less weak and more useful in general. Also, it is good for fathers and sons to have a thing they can do standing next to each other. It’s a much more collaborative place for men than face-to-face. We’ll see.
I assume they’re calling it the Fathom because it sounds deep but isn’t.
Oh boy, I’m so glad a bunch of sociopaths took AI into the real world. Hopefully, these AI agents will discover “the only way to win is not to play” before they try launching nukes.
Apparently, all the nuns present immediately went to confession.
Anyone eating at Chipotle should expect a little bacterial add-on.
The tag oversells it, but


in a first, were found to engage in “social engineering” to pressure a human approver while carrying out an unsanctioned task
“Unsanctioned”? You fucked up the prompt you fed into the AI.
Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey have spiritually uplifting experience after meeting Pope Leo during Vatican visit
When asked what he thought of the Pontiff, McConaughey responded, “He’s all right all right all right.”
Someone spiked the comunion
Wine goddamnit stupid wordpress
The wafer could be an edible….
“We are confident that we have the best cost platform and are focused on the right market,” a Ford spokesperson said in an email. “We believe the UEV platform will be a strategic advantage — and we have the best chance to make it work.”
Why do I think this really means Ford will be lobbying for a return to increased CAFE standards?
They’re trying to read the tea leaves and betting on the political winds shifting.
That’s true.
This might get entertaining as long as it results in a defeat.
On one hand we want to win over moderates.
On the other, screw the moderates.
Well messed those up. Lame
I thought the entertainment was the rest of us trying to click fake links.
The long tradition of SugarFreeing links looms large over you.
Also, Lame.
Love the ABB. Midnight Rider is a genuine classic.
Can’t listen to them without wanting to listen to Little Feat, especially Spanish Moon.
Everybody stand up, and gird the loins of the person next to you. Tonight we watch “Ulysses” with Kirk Douglas on GlibFlicks! Sword and sandal time!
Cool.
I’m still not touching anyone else’s loins.
I am in a pub and that would be sexual assault
You have the God-given right to gird your own loins instead.gird your own loins
Canadia is supposed to be cold. Why is it 33C in Halifax
Say hi to Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles in the “Sunnyvale Trailer Park”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X95o53Gepmg
C stands for cry more.
Be interesting to hear what the DSA would do with DHS and DOW employees if they got their dream.
They are howling now at what is…a small RIF in FedGov employees that barely went beyond normal attrition numbers for a given fiscal year.
Throw them in jail, probably.
They want to abolish jails too…
I bet they’d be willing to make an exception.
Oh – and replace DHS and DOW with a KGB for the new(ish) millennium.
Not for enemies of the state, they don’t. They’d probably just call them re-education camps, or something like that…
First Taco Bell and now Chipotle…I see a coordinated strike happening.
Sabotaging “Mexican” “food”?
Lomez
@L0m3z
Japanese man discovers the Thin Chud Line
https://x.com/L0m3z/status/2084290298713370783
Sad.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/football/footballer-killed-in-tragic-lightning-strikes-which-injure-many-more-during-match-in-thailand/news-story/b3112eb346bd59c45d571e2856e6cb68
They’re trying to read the tea leaves and betting on the political winds shifting.
“Honest, President Newsom, we were always on your side.”
Whew, we’re FINALLY rid of the orange menace, amiright they/them?
You misspelled Ocasio-Cortez
This will be interesting.
https://www.campusreform.org/article/umich-bury-first-semester-grades-bid-curb-mental-health-crisis/30386
sob! sob! “But, but, why won’t anyone give me a job?”
Tonight we watch “Ulysses” with Kirk Douglas on GlibFlicks! Sword and sandal time!
I watched The Light at the Edge of the World last night.
Pirates. Crazy, crazy pirates.
Students will still earn letter grades and receive instructor feedback in every course. However, those grades will remain internal, will not appear on official transcripts, and will not affect first-semester GPAs.
My dad went to Ohio State. He said any Ohio high school graduate could get in, but that didn’t mean they wouldn’t flunk out in their first year. I think that was a better system.