Thursday Morning Links

by | Aug 13, 2026 | Daily Links | 226 comments

Myself and 3 of 4 boys have a pleasant little stomach bug. Pretty sure the tiny one had this Tuesday. It has been a long night of retching. Pardon if the linking is subpar.

fucking Limeys. Count Binface?

Scam marriages? Like AOC?

SPLC fraud arrests? Yes, I do wish to see my enemies driven before me. To hear the lamentations of their women.

About The Author

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Brett L

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

226 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    “American citizens were paid thousands of dollars to marry Chinese nationals who wanted to obtain green cards and a path to U.S. citizenship”

    Always up to no good.

    • R.J.

      It’s not like this is new. Russian mail order brides were a thing a few decades ago.

      • Common Tater

        It’s a slow news day.

      • Not Adahn

        I thought mail order brides were a two-year-live-in prostitute arrangement?

    • Nephilium

      Lookin’ to make trouble in the neighborhood?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Applebee’s manager?

        (I kid)

  2. Ted S.

    Justice officials described it as a sweeping fraud scheme that resulted in hundreds of sham marriages.

    Only hundreds?

  3. Not Adahn

    Why isn’t Count Binface in the House of Lords?

    • Ted S.

      He’s actually a hole in Blackburn, Lancashire.

    • UnCivilServant

      A couple of reasons, NA.

      First, he’s not a real count.

      Second, they cut down the number of seats in the House of Lords such that many people holding titles are not seated.

      Third, England doesn’t use ‘Count’ as a title, because it sounded like cunte, so they use Earl.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Yeah, I was going to say he isn’t real gentry. He is just real rich.

        House of Lords does not let Have Bins in.

    • R C Dean

      I thought the punchline in that story was the furry, pardon me, “animal rights activist”.

    • DrOtto

      They should have kept their sham marriages in-house like Illin’ Omar.

      • DrOtto

        This was not supposed to be a reply, dammit.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Portland in NYC?

    • Not Adahn

      Studies PROVE housing first is da wei! Studies!

    • DrOtto

      That article seems to think the behavior is because the clinic isn’t yet open and all this will go away once the clinic opens. I got news for you, it isn’t going away. Not when they get 100 mil a year to keep the charade going (that’s only $500,000 per bed, they should be begging for more funding).

      • rhywun

        I would bet good money that there will be no clinic.

        The operators knew exactly what was going to happen and by opening this without the promised services they – and by extension the pols – are just fucking with the voters. On purpose.

      • Fourscore

        1500 square feet? So about 30k per foot? Seems fair

      • R C Dean

        I suspect the plan is to open without the promised clinic, then get another $100MM to add the clinic.

    • Chafed

      This will turn out to be a California level grift. I’d like to know how much the executives are being paid.

    • The Other Kevin

      Yes, but the important part is the clinic is well funded.

  4. Common Tater

    ““Do you want to be using the urinal and have another human blasting your bits with insanely hot air?” he said.”

    No kink shaming.

    • R.J.

      Which link is this?

      • Common Tater

        That’s a quote from Binface.

  5. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    Count Binface is just more leftist wanking. They hate that Brexit won, they hate that Trump won, and think that Baby Trump balloons are the height of humor, not realizing that the reaction to all of their other wanking BS is what is causing things that they hate.

    • rhywun

      Count Binface is just more leftist wanking

      Didn’t read the article but that was going to be my guess.

      • UnCivilServant

        From my limited internet sources what I gather is he’s a perrenial joke candidate that bounces from election to election.

      • Not Adahn

        He definitely put more effort into his costume than did Vermin Supreme.

  6. UnCivilServant

    I do wish to see my enemies driven before me. To hear the lamentations of their women.

    Are those actually ‘women’?

    • R.J.

      This time it is.

    • Nephilium

      :Let FEAR explain it for you.

      • R.J.

        Thanks! That made my day.

    • EvilSheldon

      Every single one of these people should be publicly crucified. I do not mean that figuratively – nail them to a handy cross and let them die of exposure.

      • (((Jarflax

        Tied not nailed. Nailing despite how it sounds is the kinder option. Tied crucifixion lasts longer

      • DEG

        Maybe we can mix in a little scaphism?

      • Michael Malaise

        “Tied crucifixion lasts longer”

        So tied, then.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Well, it is the internet age, so it should be e-scaphism.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        They should not be crucified. That’s too dignifying.

    • rhywun

      Kaitlin and Tara were in a four-way open relationship with Kirby Rankin (left) and Nessa Keaney (right) – court records seen by the Daily Mail indicate both are biological males

      Because of course 🙄

      Is there an actual female anywhere in this story? I could not be bothered to tease out all the crazy.

      • Common Tater

        “Kaitlin Elizabeth Evans, 38, who is charged, is the child’s biological mother.”

    • UnCivilServant

      Mentally ill people are mentally ill.

    • Nephilium

      There’s been other coverage of that by local media and Ngo.

      It’s disturbing, sick, and I’m in favor of the boats for all involved.

    • Chafed

      The kid never had a chance.

  7. Sensei

    Do you want to see my shocked face?

    U.S. and Ukrainian Forces Went Head-to-Head in an Exercise. Ukraine’s Drones Won.

    Both the military brass and our politicians despise weapons that are cheap, readily available and effective. We only want multimillion dollar weapons that have limited supply.

    https://www.wsj.com/politics/national-security/u-s-and-ukrainian-forces-went-head-to-head-in-an-exercise-ukraines-drones-won-cc3663d5?st=rkKDT4&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • EvilSheldon

      The funny thing here is that the US is on the cutting edge of development with regard to short range drones as well. I have an ex-SOCOM buddy who’s down at the Space and Missile Defense Symposium in Huntsville this week, and he’s been sending back pics of stuff that would curl your hair. Like man-portable self-directed attack swarms that will cluster around a target, ECM attack to degrade opposition sensors, then vector attack drones to HVTs. All fully autonomous, up to 100km range from launch. $4k per bird.

      Why aren’t these in the field right now? Dunno…

      • Sensei

        Because they are cheap and effective?

      • R C Dean

        Maybe we don’t want to tip our hand in war games?

      • EvilSheldon

        As opposed to tipping our hand in an UNCLASS open-to-the-industry marketing symposium?

        Although, that does somewhat imply that the *really good* is still kept under wraps, so maybe?

      • EvilSheldon

        ‘Pon reflection, I do recall from my aborted IC career that many of these war games and joint training exercises are really intelligence gathering tools in mufti – both getting an eyes-on idea of non-US technical capabilities, and often looking over foreign personnel to see who might make a good source. None of these operational cases require the US team to ‘win’ the engagement – in fact, sometimes it’s better if you lose.

        But who knows? Those doors are closed to me these days, thank Enkidu.

      • Homple

        Anyone who has seen a drone show could quickly grasp the military uses of swarming drones.

      • Threedoor

        Because group bets to bypass the standard procurement BS but big army likes it slow and spendy.

    • PieInTheSky

      Just don’t ask Palmer Luckey to do anything because he is one of those icky non woke billionaires.

    • Nephilium

      Do cops still walk beats in the U S of A?

      Pretty sure that’s gone from nearly everywhere at this point. At best you’ll have meter maids patrolling.

    • EvilSheldon

      His article on The Sweeney was on point. I fucking love that show.

    • rhywun

      Pretty much only in NYC.

      Everywhere else it’s cars circling around, if there is any sort of patrolling at all.

    • EvilSheldon

      I just subscribed to that Substack. Dude is sharp.

      From a different article:

      I sometimes wonder if DEI was a canny mutation whereby the HR / Consultancy industry sired a bastard child with left-wing academia. It certainly combined the profitability of the former with the craziness of the latter.

    • Threedoor

      Only time I see cops walking is at the Halloween event we take the kids to. And they do t stray far from their booth.

  8. PieInTheSky

    Count Binface – the thoroughly establishment “anti-establishment” candidate. By midwits for midwits.

    • juris imprudent

      By midwits for midwits.

      That is an expansive class for politicians.

    • Nephilium

      Drippy?

      That seems to be making wasting water cute and approachable. Won’t someone think of the children!

    • EvilSheldon

      Doesn’t Japan have a pretty long tradition of this kind of thing?

    • PieInTheSky

      I would not say I dream of island hopping in greece. Must be an american thing.

      • Fourscore

        Lake of the Woods?

        Seems like the ocean at times but fishermen gotta fish.

      • (((Jarflax

        I can see wanting to visit historic sites, same with the Holy Land, but as far as places I want to be for fun, neither is on the list.

    • Sensei

      Sea! Autocorrect for the win!

      • Ted S.

        Mexican Sharpshooter heads out to ¡sí!

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        We sea what you did there.

    • Ted S.

      Heading out to see what?

    • R C Dean

      Love the video clip at the end. Mom is stroking out, the littlest kid is fast asleep, the bigger kid is chillin’ by the window.

    • rhywun

      I don’t dream of it but it sure it purty down there.

  9. PieInTheSky

    Goddamn the first days at work after 3 weeks vacation are tiring.

    • R.J.

      I hope you had fun.
      I returned in late June after a long break. I still am tired at work. Then I realized that work just sucks.

  10. Not Adahn

    I’ve been watching Dark Skies, an adaptation of Tony Hillerman books my mom loved.

    It’s set on a Navajo reservation in the 1970s so when one of the characters bought Royal Basmati brand rice at the local whatever-they-call-bodegas-in-Navajo it yanked me out of the immersion.

    However, even though the stories have gone downhill, the continuity has gotten much better.

    The most recent series started with a closeup of a single-stack magazine which then was loaded… with 9mm. I immediately thought this was an error until it turned out that the gun was a no-shit P-08. Likewise at the scene of a gunfight I was wondering why in addition to casings from the aforementioned P-08 there were “ejected” .38 casings on the ground a flashback did in fact show a guy dumping and attempting to reload his revolver. I have no idea if the electronics are period appropriate since my family did not have a cassette tape player in the 1970s.

    Good job, new continuity person!

    • UnCivilServant

      Audio cassette tapes were introduced in 1963. CDs started their takeover in the 1980s, so the 1970s would be prime cassette years, though not ubiquitous

      • Not Adahn

        I meant the specific unit on camera.

        Notably it did not have the now-standardized control configuration which was the case for a lot of things back then.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, the specific unit would be too far in the weeds for me unless you had the name to do internet research on.

        A nonstandard control layout does imply an early device though.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I do remember cassette players back in the ’70s.

      • CatchTheCarp

        I recall very few cassette decks in the 70’s, the players and cassettes were expensive. AM/FM 8 track players ruled the 70’s. I remember a stereo system I bought in the late 80’s that had a dual cassette deck that allowed you to copy one cassette to another and record mix tapes. I never bought many cassettes but I recorded a lot of music from FM radio. On Sunday nights the local FM station would play entire albums uninterrupted and urge listeners to record them.

      • rhywun

        Similarly, it took a long time for CD’s to dominate over cassettes. The 80s were definitely dominated by cassettes even though CDs came out in the early 80s. The players were crazy expensive and the discs cost extra too.

      • DEG

        Similarly, it took a long time for CD’s to dominate over cassettes.

        I remember tapes still being common into the early 90s because of how expensive CDs were. By the mid-90s, CDs dominated.

      • R C Dean

        By the mid to late ‘70s cassettes had displaced 8 tracks. I had a cassette player in my car and a dual cassette rig for my stereo by (probably) 1978. Maybe 1979.

      • Threedoor

        The 72 GM pickup could be had with a tape player but I’ve never seen one. My 76 Blazer has one.

    • juris imprudent

      The ’70s were the transition from 8-track to cassette.

    • Drake

      Wearing their Satanic flag outfits. Nobody tell them this absolutely repels conservative Protestant, Orthodox, and Catholic voters.

      • rhywun

        They only have to win 50% + 1 vote.

        The days of broad appeal are long over.

    • rhywun

      Talarico has also described himself as a “Christian who hates Christianity,”

      Points for honesty, I guess.

      If only the rest of the weirdos pictured there were so honest.

      • Threedoor

        I’m guessing Lutherans Methodists and Unitarians.

        None of which I have considered Christian for decades.

  11. DEG

    a plan to punish scofflaw cyclists by making them ride unicycles

    It’s not the worst idea.

    • Nephilium

      At least in Ohio, you cannot get an OVI (Operating a Vehicle under the Influence, our DUI) on a unicycle.

      • Not Adahn

        That is remarkably sensible.

      • Nephilium

        NA:

        It’s a quirk in how the law is written, you also cannot get an OVI in a wheelbarrow. But you can get one in a wagon or in a carriage (every couple of years, some Amish gets an OVI in their buggy).

      • UnCivilServant

        What about riding a horse who knows the way?

      • Sean

        you also cannot get an OVI in a wheelbarrow.

        Ohio vacation next year!

      • Not Adahn

        What if you’re sober, but the horse is drunk?

      • UnCivilServant

        Depends if the horse is causing a scene.

  12. Not Adahn

    For those of you who watched the four hour “balanced and thoughtful” podcast on the Charlie Kirk shooting, WTF did it discuss since the shooter confessed multiple times including in their plea to the court?

    • Common Tater

      Which podcast?

      • Not Adahn

        I thought it was linked yesterday but a quick once-over isn’t finding it.

      • Common Tater

        Who was the host?

      • DEG

        This one. It was either linked yesterday or the day before.

        I haven’t watched it, though I queued it up.

    • (((Jarflax

      When people announce that they are having a fair and balanced debate about something where the truth is fairly obvious and well documented that is a signal that what you are about to watch is going to be batshit crazy.

      • slumbrew

        ^^ QFT ^^

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        So, is it a Spike Lee Candace Owens joint?

    • juris imprudent

      You just want to collapse our modern economy, don’t you?

    • UnCivilServant

      Why are the concepts of silent, decentralized boycott, substitute goods, and loss of market share so hard for people to grasp.

      • Michael Malaise

        Socialism/Communism is never the answer but there are serious issues with government-enabled corporatism/monopolies that need to be addressed.

        For example, software companies now renting ‘cloud-based’ applications where you cannot actually buy a physical copy of the program that gives them the right to alter/change fundamental aspects about the software that can have destructive effects on people’s livelihoods. (Looking at you, Adobe)

        It’s funny to me how the anti-capitalist left cheered on the Covid policies that killed thousands of small businesses but yet still post memes like this.

      • UnCivilServant

        What I saw when Adobe sstarted pulling shit was a bunch of customers dumping them like the hot garbage they’ve become.

        I still hang on to my permanant licenses on the last local install versions of InDesign and Photoshop I have from when they started trying to push subscriptions because I don’t like changing workflows.

      • Ted S.

        Lefties, when conservatives complained about online censorship: start your own company!

        Elon Musk does the next best thing by buying Twitter.

        Lefties immediately turn on Musk for *not* censoring people.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I kept InDesign for a while after that as my printer hadn’t upgraded to a software that would accept Inkspot, but they were working on that when Covidicy hit and killed my business.

        In other words, people hate the subscription model, and quickly learn to work around it. Corporations are slower at this, as they have different sets of priorities.

      • Nephilium

        Michael Malaise:

        I feel the same way about the ‘digital sales’ for books, videos, music, and games. Even more so when companies (looking at you WB/HBO) start delisting shows and taking tax write offs for them. On the plus side, my massive graphic novel for the final chapter of Final Space.

        The first 2 seasons became available to stream on HBO Max on March 1, 2021, ahead of season 3’s premiere.[47] Season 3 was released on HBO Max on November 13, 2021.[citation needed] On July 1, 2022, the series was removed from HBO Max, as well as all content related to the series from Adult Swim’s official website and YouTube channel on June 21.

    • rhywun

      Meanwhile under dreamy communism, all the lemonade is piss and you are forced to drink it or you get a bullet in the back of the head.

      • UnCivilServant

        On the plus side, the lemonade is out of stock and won’t be here until next week.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        And be black marketed off the back of a truck anyway.

    • Grumbletarian

      Capitalism: You can have a BMW, a Porsche, or a Volkswagon.

      Socialism: You can have a Trabant, but there’s an 18 month waiting list.

      • UnCivilServant

        I think it’d be funny to put a Trabant shell on a chassis with a good engine.

      • PieInTheSky

        just 18 months???? that is luxury communism right there

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I have seen people in Poland do that, UCS, and I am guessing other former Comblocks do too.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Holy shit, that was a wormhole of stupidity.

  13. Michael Malaise

    I’m an advertising Creative Director. I guess that makes me part of the problem, since marketing is evil.

    I have a full-time gig at a semi-large agency in the Midwest, but I also love to do freelance work for small brands that need help but not an entire agency. I often work for little fees and more creative control. I also like bartering depending upon the goods or services advertised.

    If you or anyone you know might need some brand assistance, check out my site at Davis Creates

    Now, back to our regularly scheduled insanity.

    • EvilSheldon

      Being evil obviously isn’t a problem for me. 😈😈😈

      I’ll certainly keep you in mind – more than a few times I’ve told people, “If you’re trying to roll out a new side hustle into something bigger, do yourself a favor and hire a real grown-up marketing person, especially for things like your logo design.”

      • Michael Malaise

        AI can offer smaller businesses ways to enhance their marketing/advertising/design but it comes IMHO at a pretty steep cost.

        You lose a singular identity and voice since AI optimizes for average nearly every time, so you end up looking like everyone else.

        Example – for a small skateboard shop I bought x-rays of broken bones from Amazon, affixed stickers with their logo and QR code to their Instagram (much better than a website for most small biz) and another sticker with the tagline DIE WITH STYLE on them and put them in places (Guerilla-style) where light would pass through so people could see them.

        This gives them something truly unique to attract customers. It’s worked really well over the past few weeks to drive interest and business.

        This is the kind of work I do beyond the normal logo/identity/ads stuff.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Wrapped vehicles with certain type of colors and anthropomorphic animal characters.

    • Ted S.

      Can you market UCS’ books?

      /jk

      • UnCivilServant

        /jk

        I was trying to word inquiries on how the process works and what the rates would be.

        I don’t know how to market, so the assistance of someone who does would help.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Bigger author name is what you need on the cover. Tells everyone that you are someone worth reading and that they should already know who you are!

      • (((Jarflax

        You need to find a hook. Some unifying theme that can bring you a reliable following. Have you considered going the Chuck Tingle route? What sells now is inanimate sodomy.

      • Michael Malaise

        UCS- I’ve never done books but I’m certainly open to the challenge. People DO judge books by their covers. And I see time and time again (just click on a Sarah Hoyt link on Instapundit) so many books in the self-publishing space that have absolutely dreadful covers that make them look cheap (not in a good way) and don’t really sell the story.

        I still want to try to hire book cover designers as art directors in my shop because the best of them really understand how to distill a complicated story down into simple, attention-grabbing imagery. That’s what art directors have to do.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Book cover art, especially F&SF is a wonderful world with great production and some incredible artists. I know a ton of people who buy vintage copies just for variations of the art and design.

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      No cat pictures, please.

      Dik pics are OK?

    • UnCivilServant

      Nonsense.

      The invaders need a bullet to the brain pan.

    • EvilSheldon

      Why would they want brothels – they already get all the little girls they can rape, for free?

      And I’m sure the prostitutes in those brothels would be perfectly happy with being fucked and beaten up by functionally retarded third-world refuse. Won’t someone please think of the sex workers?

    • rhywun

      Better than raping the native girls, I guess.

      • R C Dean

        Por que no los dos?

    • Michael Malaise

      Radical problems deserve radical solutions!

      • Threedoor

        Eliminating an invasion is not radical.

  14. PieInTheSky

    A Disney adult TikToker has been accused of stalking Peter Pan performers at Disneyland for 10 years

    Her videos show her bringing the actors gifts and following them around the park

    https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2087640272452669535

    • EvilSheldon

      Disney adults are fucking weird, and TikTok just makes it worse – but this particular example seems fairly low on the depravity totem pole (pun intended).

      • UnCivilServant

        I still feel sorry for the employees.

      • (((Jarflax

        I’m pretty sure the enthusiastic fan that brings gifts is low down the list of things that suck as a Disney performer.

      • slumbrew

        When EvilSheldon is calling you weird…

        (I’m in total agreement)

    • Michael Malaise

      This is weird but it’s not textbook stalking is it?

    • Nephilium

      Dude’s a moron as well. If you really want a smoke flavor in the glass, you put the glass in a freezer, pull it out, and invert it over the smoker. The condensation and cold glass will help capture the smoke flavor.

      Now, the presentation and build of the cocktail is pretty. I’m curious about the bruleed sugar on grapefruit and the flavor impact that has. The cassia (it’s not real cinnamon) stick won’t do much in the short time it’s in contact with the liquid.

      • DEG

        I recently had a bourbon cocktail with a similar attempt at smoking.

        I got no smoke taste off of it, which won’t surprise you based on what you said.

        The cocktail included some tobacco bitters, which was the closest I could get to anything resembling a smoke flavor in it.

      • R.J.

        I am curious about the sugar trick too. I have a few sugar in the raw packets, but I wouldn’t do grapefruit. I would do an orange. In fact, I may do it this weekend. Maybe even Friday, when I will make an attempt to Zoom.

    • slumbrew

      Some sort of old fashioned made with blended scotch?

  15. Shpip

    GlibsCruise Eclipse Day:

    I woke up a little after nautical sunrise to find the boat shrouded in fog. Fortunately, that burned off in a couple of hours.

    What wasn’t going to burn off was the weather front approaching from the south. As it turned out, it had mostly passed us by the time festivities began… mostly.

    So we didn’t get to see the spectacular light show that a total solar eclipse offers when it’s a cloudless day, but it was still a sight to behold.

    Today is a sea day, and the vessel is just tracing a racetrack off the western coast, far enough offshore that the casino and duty-free shops can operate.

    Tomorrow we dock for an overnight stay in Reykjavik, bringing opportunities for sightseeing and shopping (the wife’s ears just pricked up at my mere typing of the word). I’m game to try the Hakarl challenge, with a shot of Brennivin. Look it up.

    Will continue to report as circumstances dictate.

    • rhywun

      So we didn’t get to see the spectacular light show that a total solar eclipse offers

      You should get your money back.

    • Threedoor

      Three possum eclipse shirt is the bomb.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Extraordinary benefits

    The concern extends beyond privacy. Policymakers are increasingly asking whether foreign governments could gain access to sensitive mobility data, exploit software vulnerabilities or use connected vehicles as entry points into broader transportation and communications networks. As automobiles become more connected, they also become potential targets for espionage, cyberattack and strategic disruption.

    These are legitimate concerns. The U.S. would be making a serious mistake if it ignored the security implications of embedding foreign-controlled software into millions of vehicles operating on American roads. But it is equally important not to lose sight of the extraordinary benefits that connected technologies bring to consumers, manufacturers and the broader economy.

    A giant swarm of attack drones controlled by the Chinese! Now with Amazon VIP shopping.

    • Grumbletarian

      Meanwhile they will mandate that the US government have access this data with no warrant required. For national security reasons.

      • Nephilium

        Because everyone knows a backdoor only works for one group!

      • PutridMeat

        Because everyone knows a backdoor only works for one group!

        There are just too many ways to go with this one…

        Let’s just leave at “Phrasing?”

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        That certainly bears repeating!

  17. The Late P Brooks

    At the same time, Congress should recognize that this debate is about far more than keeping dangerous technology out of the U.S. It is also about ensuring that America remains at the forefront of automotive innovation.

    Software, artificial intelligence, advanced sensors and digital connectivity are becoming as important as engines, transmissions and steel. Competition is no longer determined solely by manufacturing efficiency; it increasingly depends on software capability, cybersecurity and digital ecosystems. In that environment, competitiveness and national security are not competing priorities; they are mutually reinforcing objectives.

    Sign me up for this glorious world of subscription mobility services.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Technology is evolving too quickly for static legislation to remain effective for long. Congress should view this debate as the beginning of an ongoing partnership with industry, one that protects Americans from genuine security threats while preserving the innovation and competitiveness that have long defined the North American automotive sector.

    Stop it. You’re killing me.

    • (((Jarflax

      No, Static is a non-negotiable characteristic of legislation. We’re not doing outright variable laws. The damn agency written regulations, and creative interpretation by the courts are bad enough.

      • EvilSheldon

        Dude is literally advocating for technocratic fascism, and he probably doesn’t even realize it.

        Damn to hell all fragile knowledge…

      • ron73440

        It’s not fascism when we do it!

    • juris imprudent

      ongoing partnership with industry

      Wait, I’ve heard this one before…

      Everything within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state

  19. The Late P Brooks

    The damn agency written regulations, and creative interpretation by the courts are bad enough.

    When I think “nimble and innovative” the NHTSA comes immediately to mind.

  20. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    Zwak had a very nice day at the range yesterday, taking the Browning HP and putting many holes in paper, and ringing steel with ease. I used up the last of my late fathers reloads, which is both sad and would make him very happy. I was also going to shoot my .22 hornet, buy I realized that I was out of ammo at home for it, and no shop locally had any. Will need to reload a few boxes. Also, I was able to swing by and pick this up, having arrived at my receiving FFL:
    https://postimg.cc/23S38rSn
    A very nice, early ’30s German combination gun, 16ga over 8×57 rimmed. I know, there is a crack in the fore end, but that is the only way I could afford something like this, which I have wanted since I saw one in a gun shop when in college.

      • EvilSheldon

        It’s spelled ‘Purdey’.

        I also hit the range yesterday with a few friends I hadn’t seen in a while. Gotta do that more often. Consistency is king.

      • UnCivilServant

        What you wrote would be pronounced “Purr Day”

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        No, a purr dei is how you bump up your paycheck, while a Purdey is how you destroy it.

      • ron73440

        I always spelled it purty.

    • DEG

      That’s a nice looking gun.

  21. The Other Kevin

    Post-storm update:
    About half of customers are still without power. My mom got it back at her house, but my brother, sister, and sister-in-law did not. The gym is without power, but I worked out today and the floors are dry with no damage. We want to run fans and a dehumidifier for a while after the power comes on before we put things back together. But surrounding businesses are coming online so that’s a good sign.

    I have heard it will take until the end of the weekend for most people to get online, but I’ve also heard 2 weeks. This is a lot like a low-level hurricane.

    https://wgntv.com/northwest-indiana/northwest-indiana-residents-dealing-with-largest-outage-event-on-record-after-waves-of-storms-nipsco-says/

    • DEG

      Best wishes.

      • The Other Kevin

        Thanks. I am still considering myself blessed, and we are able to have some relatives stay here. It’s good to be able to help.

    • Gender Traitor

      Hope your gym and your relatives’ homes get their power back ASAP, and I hope your area was spared the flooding that hit east central IN, especially Cambridge City. A chunk of westbound I-70 buckled and was partially washed away.

      • The Other Kevin

        There was some flooding here but they got the worst of it. Unfortunately more rain is forecast for 6 of the next 7 days. Hopefully nothing intense.

    • EvilSheldon

      Take care of yourself, bro. Natural disasters are stressful, even if you and yours didn’t get the worst of it.

    • Nephilium

      If you have a chest freezer, and are trying to ice it down. Dry ice. It helped save my chest freezer full of food when the tornado came through here a couple years back.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Also, don’t open it, and, in the future, get a generator. Run that and power your phones off of it also.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Wanton destruction

    The National Parks Conservation Association strongly opposes the administration’s plans for construction through Big Bend, which could inflict irreparable damage to Texas national parks, iconic wildlife, and tight-knit gateway communities like Terlingua.

    Five border security infrastructure projects are currently underway in the Big Bend region, impacting not only Big Bend National Park but nearby Amistad National Recreation Area and Big Bend Ranch State Park. The administration has waived bedrock environmental laws designed to protect national parks that would require extensive review for these types of projects.

    ——-

    Tiernan Sittenfeld, National Parks Conservation Association President and CEO, said: “Bulldozing Big Bend National Park is an unconscionable attack on one of America’s greatest treasures. The administration is slashing through miles of this wild landscape, threatening access to recreation and harming sensitive wildlife habitat.

    Luxury recreation for the elite.

    • rhywun

      Fuck border “security”, right?

      environmental laws designed to protect national parks that would require extensive review prevent any change whatsoever

      FTFY

    • R C Dean

      Their big argument is that nobody goes through there, so they don’t need any security infrastructure.

      Guess what? Once that’s where the holes in the fence are, that’s where people will cross. And migrants trash up everywhere they go.

      And of course, somehow the park survived the roads and buildings that were put in 100 years ago. Under their approach, that wouldn’t have happened either.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        But the free movement of People-of-Color ™ is more important than the environment!

    • Threedoor

      I want all of those people released in the desert with no supplies.

    • ron73440

      That’s perfect.

      • Trigger Hippie

        “There’s nothing new under the sun.”

        Some asshole from somewhere during some time-frame under some context.

  23. Sensei

    Controllers are typically given a three-minute warning by Marine One crews to clear the airspace of civilian traffic. The FAA review said it wasn’t clear whether the garbled transmission on Aug. 4 was Marine One’s three-minute notification.

    Procedures before the episode didn’t require Marine One crews to get confirmation that Reagan National’s tower heard the three-minute warning, according to some of the people familiar with the matter. The FAA is also looking at backup means of communication for presidential helicopter crews and controllers.

    Well now we know what likely happened. Nice that it’s buried in the middle of the article.

    FAA Plans Antennas, Communications Fixes After Incident With Helicopter Carrying Trump

    https://www.wsj.com/business/airlines/faa-plans-antennas-communications-fixes-after-incident-with-helicopter-carrying-trump-e25d7767?st=6MJ1Zo&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • UnCivilServant

      I just got a notification that I’ve been named the eternal God-King of the Kuril Islands.

      Not sure how I got that job. I thought I was out of the running.

    • Ted S.

      Who is islands are they?

    • EvilSheldon

      I’m angry to the extent that it gets me something.

    • creech

      No, the important story to cover is that OMB snuck away from Turkey in a catering truck. Or is it AOC’s eggs? I can never keep the important stuff straight.

    • Ted S.

      Got a text version of that?

  24. The Late P Brooks

    What will the newly minted SpaceX millionaires be snapping up?

    Like the stock market, however, the headline strength of the classic car market hides growing volatility and a massive market rotation below the surface. A new generation of millennials and Gen Zers is taking over the collecting market from baby boomers. Rather than buying the 1950s and 1960s cars favored by older generations, new buyers are bidding up modern supercars from their own youth.

    Models like the Ferrari F40, F50 and Enzo, the Bugatti Veyron, Ruf Yellowbirds, Koenigseggs and Paganis are seeing parabolic price gains, with many doubling in price over the past two years, according to industry data.

    The most expensive car coming up for sale in Monterey is a 1996 McLaren F1 GTR, estimated to fetch $35 million at RM Sotheby’s. A 2023 Ferrari Daytona SP3 could also be in the top 10 this year, estimated at more than $10 million at RM Sotheby’s. In previous years, the vast majority the top 10 sellers in Monterey were models from the 1950s or ’60s.

    Maybe I can finally afford something like this.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    How about that? Two links, one comment.

  26. Trigger Hippie

    “The most expensive car coming up for sale in Monterey is a 1996 McLaren F1 GTR, estimated to fetch $35 million at RM Sotheby’s. A 2023 Ferrari Daytona SP3 could also be in the top 10 this year, estimated at more than $10 million at RM Sotheby’s. In previous years, the vast majority the top 10 sellers in Monterey were models from the 1950s or ’60s.”

    Overindulgent Assholes Spend Money on Overpriced Nonsense to Impress Their Peers. A Story as Old as Recorded History…More News At 11pm.

    • kinnath

      if you have to ask, you can’t afford it . . . . .

  27. The Late P Brooks

    The younger market has brought new risks. Some classic car experts and dealers say prices for modern supercars are unsustainable and defy traditional collecting metrics, such as proven race histories, scarcity, enduring value and global appeal.

    Many millennial and Gen Z collectors also view collector cars as speculative trades rather than long-term stores of value. Young collectors rarely drive the cars, to avoid adding mileage, dealers say. And they often flip them for quick profits.

    “There is a huge amount of speculation in that part of the market,” said Simon Kidston, the classic car dealer and advisor. “It’s been very frothy and created some inexplicable price imbalances to anyone who has long-term experience in the market.”

    In January, a 2003 yellow Ferrari Enzo sold at Mecum Auctions in Kissimmee for $17.9 million – nearly triple the previous record price for an Enzo. In March, at Broad Arrow’s auction at Amelia Island, a 2003 black Enzo went for $15.2 million and a 2005 Porsche Carrera GT sold for $6.7 million, more than doubling the previous auction record for a Carrera GT.

    Kids these days.

  28. Not Adahn

    Why am I picturing someone walking by the servers at WordPress and giving them a Fonzie-style whack?

    • UnCivilServant

      Because nobody wants to fix the cracked solder joins.

    • Gender Traitor

      Because that’s apparently what it will take to get MLW’s scheduled article to post? 🙁

      • Fourscore

        I thought my subscription had expired.

      • UnCivilServant

        Good news! You can renew for the low low price of $0.00.

        Domations are accepted though.

      • (((Jarflax

        Is a Domation a gift of a spotted dog?

  29. Not Adahn

    Might as well ask it now.

    Q for Neph, Richard and drink/maple producer types:

    Whenever I see the maple syrup making process, it’s always done in an open pan heated by a wood fire. Why doesn’t maple syrup tase smokey?

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      It can.

      /remembers the too-smokey maple syrup I made back in ’93.

    • Fourscore

      Locally it’s an outdoor (often homemade) stove with a stovepipe that vents the smoke away.

      Speaking of which, as an added incentive Richard has been very kind to HH Glibsters again this year.

      • ron73440

        Speaking of which, as an added incentive Richard has been very kind to HH Glibsters again this year.

        That’s good to hear.

    • DEG

      Big maple syrup producers use evaporators.

      • UnCivilServant

        Do they need protocol droids to talk to them?

  30. Sean

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