IFLA – The “What now?” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of September 27

by | Sep 27, 2026 | IFLA | 21 comments

Still haven’t recovered from the travel nonsense.

Today, Leo gets a boost from Mars, which is a synergistic pairing. Tomorrow has an annoyingly ambiguous sign. It could mean your house catches some stray bullets, or it could be an auspicious time to do plumbing work. Wednesday is an outstanding time romance-wise (Venus, the Moon and Mercury!) and the aforementioned mercury (magic, luck) enters Scorpio (ruler of the genitals), so take advantage of that. The day after that brings “news of war” or potentially a change in an ongoing war, which should result in news about said war so it’s all one happy closed circle. Saturday brings a screeching halt to all the happy fun times from earlier in the week as Venus goes retrograde in Scorpio, the significance of which has already been explained.

This is one of the worst draws I’ve seen in a long time. Wear a helmet.

Libra: 4 of Coins – Holding on to that which one has, gift, legacy, inheritance.

Scorpio: The Sun reversed – The slowing, ending or reversal of growth, happiness or luck.

Sagittarius: Strength reversed – Despotism, abuse of power, weakness, discord, disgrace.

Capricorn: 7 of Cups – Lies, bad faith, achievement reversed, sales pitches.

Aquarius: 7 of Swords –  Design, attempt, wish, hope, confidence, also quarrelling, a plan that may fail, annoyance, unnoticed risks. 

Pisces: The Hierophant – Marriage, alliance, captivity, servitude, mercy and goodness, inspiration.

Aries: Death – End, mortality, destruction, corruption.

Taurus: 3 of Swords – Removal, absence, delay, division, rupture, dispersion, grief, heartbreak.

Gemini: The Chariot – Succor, providence, war, triumph, presumption, vengeance, trouble.

Cancer: The Tower – Misery, distress, indigence, adversity, calamity, disgrace, deception, ruin, unforeseen catastrophe.

Leo: Judgement reversed – Weakness, pusillanimity, simplicity, deliberation, decision, sentence.

Virgo: 2 of Cups reversed – Broken promises, acts contrary to one’s nature, warranted punishment.

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Not Adahn

Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

21 Comments

  1. juris imprudent

    I don’t know about DEG but this is more than sufficiently shitty for both sides of house Imprudent.

    • DEG

      It’s sufficiently shitty enough that I feel I got my money’s worth.

  2. Gender Traitor

    Scorpio: The Sun reversed – The slowing, ending or reversal of growth, happiness or luck.

    Can we say it’s “growth” and that it means I’ll lose some weight?

  3. Sean

    “ Cancer: The Tower – Misery, distress, indigence, adversity, calamity, disgrace, deception, ruin, unforeseen catastrophe.”

    I’ve got your tower, right here…

    🍆

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: Strength reversed – Despotism, abuse of power, weakness, discord, disgrace.

    KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

    • UnCivilServant

      Zod was actually complaining that he was early, as his friend Neal was supposed to be there first.

  5. Ownbestenemy

    Off to MIL who…has been so cold with the death of her husband that is is near driving Mrs OBE insane.

    Making her a seafood late lunch/early dinner.

    A mix of “I have mac-gen but eye doctor said I have 20/20 vision” and “oh I hurt so much but I’ll drive to Louisville”.

    Its a struggle. Mrs OBE is only child whereas with my parents we get to spread it among 6 of us.

  6. Ownbestenemy

    My first lap dance was in Montreal to Garbage’s #1 Crush.

    • slumbrew

      Club Super Sexxx?

    • Threedoor

      You gave or recieved?

  7. SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

    “Leo: Judgement reversed – Weakness, pusillanimity, simplicity, deliberation, decision, sentence.”

    But what is the length of the sentence? Probation, imprisonment, execution? And if the last what in what form?

  8. Sean

    Thinking about going to the 1:45 showing of Resident Evil today.

    • UnCivilServant

      I have heard not great things about the quality. Caveat – these were random opinions.

      • Sean

        I’ve seen good reviews online. 🤷🏼‍♂️

      • Trigger Hippie

        I’ve heard it’s decent but doesn’t really have anything to do with RE outside a few Easter Eggs. Basically skin suited the IP for fun and profit.

    • rhywun

      “reboot”

      No idea this existed. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  9. Trigger Hippie

    Taurus: 3 of Swords – Removal, absence, delay, division, rupture, dispersion, grief, heartbreak.

    One must first have a heart to feel grief or heartbreak.

    … checkmate.

  10. kinnath

    I luv Garbage.

    Way back when, we were at a family gathering.

    One of my young nieces was browsing through my CD travel case: “You like Garbarge ?!?!” “Why yes I do. It’s a perfect mix of 60’s pop music and GenX anxieties” She responded with totally confused look on her face. Oh, well.

    • Threedoor

      They have some great stuff.

  11. Evan from Evansville

    Taurus: 3 of Swords – Removal, absence, delay, division, rupture, dispersion, grief, heartbreak.
    —
    Yeah, ya see how I always reverse this shit? Well. Mostly! In six days, I’m removing the absence of (paid) work from my life, a necessary diversion unnecessarily delayed by the “glacial” background check it required. This will lead to the di$per$al of funds, leaving me heartbroken because I won’t be tangled in ‘out ‘o work’ grief. (That grief is now employed by knowing the Cubs may be screwed playing the Padres 3 in their yard. Without our two best pitchers all year, it’s remarkable we got this far. We can hit.)

    How ’bout ‘dem apples?

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