Hat and Hair Cartoon Rerun II: Ep 8

by | Oct 21, 2026 | Hat and Hair | 12 comments

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  1. Fourscore

    Trump’s spacey, for sure.

    2 weeks and the political adds disappear, 1/2 the candidates will win, all of the people will lose.

    • rhywun

      6 more weeks of Medicare ads and they’re way more numerous and annoying.

  2. Evan from Evansville

    To be fair, Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize after starting, like, seven wars. Obama’d get one for invading Iran, specifically when the protesters were still out on the streets. (If Trump’d done that, the Committee would flip Ignore Mode on.)

    Revealing, Trump seemingly cares so much. Sucker in so many ways. No Wars in Trump 1.0 was the best card he had.

    • rhywun

      The Peace Prize committee did the world a favor the day they granted that guy an award for being brown, for making it plainly obvious (again) what a laughingstock they are.

  3. Evan from Evansville

    Had an odd 50/50 day. The first half went great, even talked to two of the cuties (particularly the one I’m most interested in lookin’ at) on our smoke break. Work went just like it always did, smoothly. Looking for work in the second half, I asked my former trainer and she gave me a stack of FedEx ‘envelopes,’ and I took more from a coworker who had some to spare. Like 15 or so. Well, I got in some confusion with the tracking numbers. Asked for help and kinda panicked when my ‘boss’ asked me what was up.

    So, I’m gonna have to downplay that tomorrow, but I didn’t reveal too much. She asked what problems I was having learning shit, and I did mention the disability word, which I don’t approve of myself doing. *slaps self* Really, the only tricky bit was NEEDING to have the tracking numbers. Something went wrong scanning, and in the process of ‘fixing” it, I muddled it a bit. I only answered her that way cuz I’m way, way too honest and talkative without thinking about it, in professional settings.

    I gotta think about how the fuck I say this shit. Thinking of how to type it has my left-hand shakes rattlin’ away. Under control and no worry of otherwise, but it’s the *normal* response now for when I get nervous. Like, when *you* feel really nervous… but— huh.

    I’m not sure other people feel this way, in this sense, kinda a physical nervous tension. Well. I’m not concerned, and sorry to type this all out, speaking honest and talkative, but feel a moment to vent. Tomorrow, I’ll just let her know it was the first time I’d ever dealt with separate packages before, especially 10+ and one with an error. Someone shoulda checked me, semi-frankly.

    Especially to rhy: Go Sabres! (positive Distraction Dust is always nice)

    • rhywun

      I’m sure you can find a way to calm your nerves 🤨 and I hope your employer is understanding.

      No idea what’s going on with the Sabres anymore now that I live in the NYC market. Watching Star Treks tonight anyway.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Just walked the pup for the night and feel good to have that off my head. The moon’s been rather pleasant recently; it was hiding for longer than its newness once claimed.

      NYC by Interpol to end the night. It came up semi-randomly earlier and it felt a perfect time to give it the rightful re-attention.

  4. creech

    For all you hockey fans, Tru TV has “Slapshot” on tonight. “Scouts?”

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