I should be getting home from the ol’ colonoscopy by the time these links post. A joy of getting older, I guess. But my neighborhood takes these things seriously, as one of our best neighbors died of colon cancer at 48.
Enough of that – have some Links;
- Why should they be paid if they never show up?
- Just go here and drink the tears, read the excuses and laugh.
- Fingers crossed for Yes.
- This better not interfere with the production of batons kirsch.
No time for music or videos this week – you guys have it.
Comments are open and all yours.
Happy colonoscopy!
I misread that as “Hippy Colonoscopy” and then dreaded to find out what method they’d use…
A hemp rope with a hacky sack on the end.
😱
A camera attached to a long piece of kelp that you swallow over three days and then pull out the other end?
THC colonic.
One good thrust with a First would have cleared the colon for this.
You have come out of the closet. That’s a First!
Firster’s are not bound by your feeble and rigid sexual categories. A Firster does not engage in anything for pleasure besides, but only to be First.
STEVE SMITH, M.D., Gastro-enterologist get real good look.
And you will be awake whole time.
Good ol Antharopost
I’m technically due for one this coming year due to family history, but I don’t think it’s covered by my current insurance, and I also don’t have anybody I could ask to drive me to and from so it’ll probably have to wait.
Bro’ll do it for you.
I think I have some rubber gloves lying around somewhere if it makes it feel a little more official for you.
Right there in your bath-tub.
The gloves would be more comforting if there weren’t two hands on my shoulders…
you guys have it
Sen. Samra Brouk, Assemblyman Brian Maher, Assemblyman David G. McDonough, and Assemblywoman Vivian E. Cook tie at 1st as the most absent lawmakers in Albany
I noted the parties. Bipartisanship in action!
Does anyone really *want* them doing the job they’re getting paid to do?
Maher is a reservist who’s been deployed since last November, so I’ll let that go.
Who should have resigned.
Who should have resigned.
Yes.
Fingers crossed for Yes
We’re all rooting for Rick Wakeman.
https://youtu.be/V-6n4c0hrQs
Lechner, aged 65, had worked for Lindt & Sprüngli for 33 years and had taken over as CEO at the start of 2022. The company did not provide any further details regarding the circumstances of the departure.
A third of a century with the company and they just kick him to the curb. No wonder there’s no such thing as loyalty these days.
How is this guy supposed to start over from scratch at his age?
Probably didn’t even get a gold swatch.
In the violent clashes that erupted, law enforcement officers and protesters were wounded, public buildings were set ablaze and businesses were looted, raising significant questions about the French police’s approach to public order.
Sadly, none of those questions are in the line of “What’s wrong with using water cannons and live ammunition?”
What’s wrong with using flamethrowers and live ammunition?
Flamethrowers and .50 cals. Though honestly small arms seemed to scare the browns more. Point a machine gun at an unruly pack of feral children? Nothing. The M9 comes out and they scurried leaving behind a trail of stolen MRE crackers and pop-tarts.
I just got out-Firsted by UCS and I can tell you that is every bit as shameful as it sounds.
.50 or Minigun?
Why not both?
Supplement these half-measures by tasking a squadron of A-10s to Lakenheath. It’s only about twenty minutes’ flight time to Paris, and any unruly mob would only need about two seconds of BRRRRT! to get their shit together.
The French will be left to pick up the pieces (literally!) and they’ll be thankful for it.
You, this is Me.
Call for Fire, over.
HE, White Phosphorus in effect. Out.
Overall I think the AC130 would be a far more efficient and effective platform for that kind of target than an A10.
Switch from tear gas grenades to mustard gas. Maybe warn people first.
France has a longstanding history with mustard gas.
Try a mix of Adamsite and skunk oil before hitting the hard stuff.
I was really surprised not to see water cannon already – do they no longer have those?
Had to sell them all to fund pensions.
I’m getting a little sick and tired of the “mass protests against the rising cost of living and in support of high school students’ demands over education funding” narrative. Believe what you see with your eyes and what they are telling you, folks.
Not that pesky 13% at it again is it?
Or 10% when it comes to France. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_France
Tbh, The Stone Roses made French student protests sound awesome.
🎶 My favorite tune of theirs. 🎶
But I was expecting, “I Wanna Be Adored” from that lot of narcissists.
Oops
Cecil Abels announced he’s ending his campaign for the New Hampshire state Senate in District 6, saying he believes he does not meet the residency requirement.
Abels, a Democrat known in the community as the owner of MrSippy BBQ in Rochester, was challenging Republican incumbent Sen. James Gray of Rochester, who is seeking a fifth term.
Abels stated in a social media video that New Hampshire law requires seven years of residency before the election, adding he spent nine months living in Kittery, Maine, in 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic.
If I here in Hollis, NH, I would be voting for Liz Barbour. You don’t need to sell me on her.
Liz Barbor responds.
“If I were in”
That reads like an endorsement to me.
*Gasps*
Scandalous! Where is my fainting couch?
You ever notice no such breathless articles are ever written about actual, unironical, no-shit Marxist and Marxist-adjacent pols? As if plotting to take over the world and leave you alone were a great terror than an ideology responsible for over 100 million deaths last century.
We’re really not going to be able to vote our way out of this neu wave of commie ideology are we?
https://www.foxbusiness.com/fox-news-travel/united-airlines-ceo-scott-kirby-wealth-inheritance-tax