cartoon medley #16
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I don’t know precisely what should happen to the Moslems in France. I know the general direction. I just hope that whatever it is that they end up with generational trauma from it.
They’re already feeling pain. Macron says that a curfew is in order. A curfew!!
To be serious for a moment, can the ethnic French fix this? After fifty or sixty years of voting for communism and other degeneracies, I have serious doubts.
I, too, think they don’t have it in ’em to resist. To do so, they’ll have to support and do things that really are what Nazis would do. Loading up on trains, not death camps, but still, and they’d have to do it fast and there’d be MUCH internal and external pressure against ’em doing *anything.*
After being trained to consider Trump the next Hitler, and feeling the need to do even ‘worse’ things, I think the cultural pressure alone will be a live example of suicidal empathy in motion. Whoops. I don’t cheer for this. I hope the UK’s paying damn good attention.
The Camp of the Saints predicted all of this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Camp_of_the_Saints
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The immigrants make their way north, having no desire to assimilate to French culture, but continuing to demand a First World standard of living, even as they flout laws, do not produce, and murder French citizens, such as factory bosses and shopkeepers, as well as the ordinary people who do not welcome them. They are also joined by the immigrants who already reside in Europe, as well as various left-wing and anarchist groups. Across the West, more and more migrants arrive and have children, rapidly growing to outnumber whites. In a matter of months, the white West has been overrun and pro-immigrant governments have been established, while the white people are ordered to share their houses and flats with the immigrants.
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And then it gets even worse.
Thanks, totally not-biased Wikipedia! I shall investigate no further lest I become contaminated with wrongthought.
Wheel in the sky keeps on turning?
Linkie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxGEVIvSFeY&list=RDMxGEVIvSFeY&start_radio=1
That fro…. It’s magnificent….
I didn’t think cracker-fros made it to 1978. Zounds.
#1 is Jesus in heaven with a roulette wheel.
Jesus plays bingo, not roulette.
1 – Jesus replaces Jaye Davidson in Stargate? I got nothing.
2 – IT’S A COOKBOOK
3 – I’m not saying it was ancient aliens…
4 – Yeah yeah, if we were ever contacted by intelligent life, we’d probably kill it before we learned anything important from the visitation.
5 – Spiritual vs. literal. I think there’s a theme to these…
#2 is a scene that was cut from the excellent movie They Live!
The Human is Roddy Piper in disguise.
It’s time to kick gum and chew ass…. and I’m all out of ass
#3 the filthy Grey has watched too many Farting Preacher videos, and is trying to start his own television ministry.
#4 is a filthy Grey used saucer salesman trying to sucker the rubes into buying a lemon.
There’s nothing he won’t do to make the sale.
#5 is a highly stylized yet truthy painting of Kamala Harris convincing Independents to vote for her.
Way too pithy to be Kamala.
Crucified alien is best, but I didn’t translate the Hebrew or Latin. These were a bit over my head. You seemed to be in a particular mood when making these, really, and me thinky not (just) the alien theme.
I tried to make the lights give Starship Wave Alien a boner or otherwise to no avail. It *almost* looks like it’s in a floating, floaty toilet and it’s blasting its gas all up the place. That’s pretty cool, but they don’t quite line up. š”
I got:
Your translation to me is yet another wheel inside those others.
It’s gyroscopes all the way down.
In the interest of clarity, that was a machine translation. I don’t read Latin beyond a few legal phrases and the engraving I had done on my left inner forearm.
I prefer to think of it as an old Journey song.
Is it “Carthagio delende est”?
Ezekiel’s wheel
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It looked like they were wheels within wheels, like a gyroscope.
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https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%201%3A1-48%3A22&version=MSG
Tucker Carlson among others has suggested UFOs are demons or angels. I decided to flip it back to the Chariots of the Gods theory.
Ezekiel’s Wheel is also the name of the Brotherhood of Nod stealth tank from the original Command and Conquer video game.
That isn’t Hebrew in #3 – it’s a distorted version of “saviour”.
Derp. I should have picked up on that. 15 years of weekly church attendance wasted.
That was what I thought, but I didn’t want to say so and then be wrong.
I had to go and check the translation, because I was like… “Wait a second, wasn’t the gyroscope invented in the 18th or 19th century?” (1743, apparently). It’s from The Message modern translation, so that makes sense.
“New America” doesn’t even make sense. How can New America be a state in America? That’s like saying New Zealand is a town outside of Amsterdam.
Just rename it Trumpland and call it a day.
Honey Harvest 2027 booked.
On the appearance of the messiah:
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Isaiah 53:2 ā āHe had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.ā
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grey alien jesus
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Revelation 1 12Then I turned to see the voice that was speaking with me. And having turned, I saw seven golden lampstands, 13and among the lampstands was One like the Son of Man,f dressed in a long robe, with a golden sash around His chest. 14The hair of His head was white like wool, as white as snow, and His eyes were like a blazing fire. 15His feet were like polished bronze refined in a furnace, and His voice was like the roar of many waters. 16He held in His right hand seven stars, and a sharp double-edged sword came from His mouth. His face was like the sun shining at its brightest.
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Xenomorph Jesus? The only thing missing is acid for blood.
So much sci-fi is Christianity in disguise. It gets really heavy-handed in The Day the Earth Stood Still, Star Wars, The Terminator, and The Matrix.
It’s lookin’ like Rays v Brewers. Oooh. That pleases me perhaps most, other than, you know. (It’s remarkable how far the Cubs went, and how good they were, given our three best pitchers, Steele, Horton and Brown, were out all year.)
Early in Game 6, true, but Cleveland just looks outclassed. (They are.)