Monday Morning Links

by | Oct 5, 2026 | Daily Links | 99 comments

The Braves tied their series up with the Dodgers. The Brewers went up 2-0 on the Padres. The NFL day was absolutely crazy from start to finish. Sadly the Ravens won. Jim Harbaugh has to be on the hot seat. Max Verstappen won a crazy Bahrain Grand Prix that was held in Malaysia. The streak of seasons with a win is now at 11. But the new cars are still ass and he wasn’t afraid to say so post-race. And in soccer news, Paddystan tied Israel and half the country seems to be losing their freaking minds that the game even took place. A couple more days of this ridiculously long international break and we can get back to league games. And that’s it for sports.

It was damn near a clean sweep, but they’re going to a runoff for the top prize. Two things: interesting what keeps happening in latin America after USAID had its nuts cut off. And I wonder if that crazy judge down there will throw a bunch of the winners in jail to prevent them from taking office.

Well this doesn’t speak highly of our allies. One might think they’ve lost control of their own country’s security.

I foresee several 6-3 or 5-4 rulings in the court’s near future. And there will be some big ones in this term.

He just wanted better schools. At least that’s what much of the media are trying to claim about him and the rest of these violent assclowns.

Wonder why they’re being so open about this. My guess is because our NIH wasn’t secretly funding it.

Yeah, no shit. Was the writer of this piece in a coma for the last couple of decades?

What if it still identifies as a hurricane? This bigotry must not stand.

This will be an interesting case. I know it will take a while and the surveillance state will seek for it to get overturned on appeal, but this needs to get resolved.

Let me clear this up for them: people were shitting in the lettuce fields in the third world farm. There, I saved the government bunch of money.

Take that, Orange Man! What a brave stance…that will fuck a bunch of people out of jobs, lower the state’s tax receipts, and raise energy prices. Way to go, Gavin.

This was such a goofy band. But they had a few good tracks. And their videos were pure 80s greatness. Enjoy two of them.

And enjoy this lovely Monday, dear friends.

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99 Comments

  1. AlexinCT

    Chihuahua boosters?

  2. Shpip

    It is not too early to predict another good term for defenders of the Constitution, thanks to an originalist majority that takes its text and history seriously.

    Every “results-based jurisprudence” law professor stomps her little feet in impotent rage.

    • WTF

      Kavanaugh and Barrett are quite unreliable in that respect.

    • juris imprudent

      Just a friendly reminder that Justice Thomas thought strip-searching a girl for drugs (aspirin) in a school was peachy-keen.

      • AlexinCT

        Yeah, if she was hiding them aspirins where you had to strip search her to find them….

  3. Common Tater

    “On Sept. 27, five men, all British nationals in their 20s and from London”

    No names yet?

    • R C Dean

      Oi, mate, you got a license for that question?

      • AlexinCT

        The bobbies will show up to arrest you for asking that question online. The globalists have wrecked the UK to punish the British people for voting themselves out of the criminal EU cabal.

    • sloopyinca

      I’m going back to England in a couple weeks to watch a rugby game (Bath v Gloucester) and soccer match (Liverpool v Brighton). I already feel like it’s gonna be wildly different than it was when we were there in June.

      • bacon-magic

        Erase your online profile or wear a hijab.

      • sloopyinca

        Ha! I probably should hide my apps when I go through customs. Or open my business profile on everything.

  4. AlexinCT

    “Two things: interesting what keeps happening in latin America after USAID had its nuts cut off. And I wonder if that crazy judge down there will throw a bunch of the winners in jail to prevent them from taking office.

    Not just Latin America. In Asia and Europe too. At this point it should be obvious the biggest funding of the globalist marxist cabal’s agenda was the US tax payer through USAID and other NGOs that got their money from the tax payer. For those that claim Roy Singham or George Soros are spending their money financing the criminal left, I remind you we had absolutely none of the usual summer rioting and shit either. That tells you even these billionaires were spending US tax payer funds, not their own.

    Europe is lost at this point. There will have to be blood to repel the invasion their elite straddled the people with using our money. And I do not see that happening with a disarmed and pussified people. The entities they call far right there are just a skosh to the right of Mao. There is a reason the US Air Force pulled bombers out of the UK: they can’t be trusted anymore. At this point assume the islamists will get ukes from their conquest of France and the UK, and that we will have to trade blows with them in the future unless they annihilate themselves first.

    Asia and Central/South America are a different thing. Kicking out the CCP and helping buttress these nations against the CPP and the globalists pays off. People that hate Trump don’t realize this is the biggest thing he has given us: visibility into the globalist movement, exposure of the political and bureaucratic government class in the US as its supporters and financers, and the disdain these people have for their own country and system of government, because the CCP and how it rules its serfs, is easier and what thy want. Rolling this shit back is existential if we want to keep a semblance of the little freedom we had as Americans compared to the rest of the world. Everything else is incidental.

    • Common Tater

      “globalist marxist cabal’s agenda”

      How many Scrabble points is that?

      • AlexinCT

        If they win, all of them.

    • sloopyinca

      Europe is lost at this point.

      Spain’s far left government just collapsed and this morning they scheduled a snap election. Curious to see if this has a cascade effect in Europe.

      • sloopyinca

        I’d have added it to the links, but I didn’t see it reported until I was finished.

      • Ted S.

        Shush you. Don’t interrupt the adults in the room talking about globalist cabals of corruptocrats!

      • AlexinCT

        I would like the people of Spain to be able to reverse course Sloop, but they did to Europe what Biden’s Obama handlers tried to do to us by importing a large number of new voters (ho came illegally) to rig the votes in their favor. Between the stupid empathy suffering women and soy boys and the Spanish culture hating imports, elections seem useless there.

        Now don’t get me wrong. I would love to see the reversal we see/saw in latin America happening in Europe, but at this point I see Western Europe as a lost cause.

      • R C Dean

        My concern for Europe is demographics. At a certain point, mass remigration has to happen, and they have so many unassimilable migrants that it will require a genuine ethnic cleansing. I don’t know that Europe is still capable of that. If not, then in the long run, yes, Europe will devolve into a second world zone, maybe high-functioning third world.

      • Common Tater

        There is no solution that wouldn’t look like “fascism”.

      • sloopyinca

        maybe high-functioning third world.

        They’re gonna be there anyway in short order unless they roll back their idiotic energy policies and dramatically cut the spending on welfare programs.

      • EvilSheldon

        There is no solution that wouldn’t look like “fascism”.

        Well, Europe has plenty of experience with this.

        Anyone in Spain out in the street waving pictures of Franco yet?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I really don’t think the Europesants will give two shits if what they end up having to do looks like fascism.

  5. AlexinCT

    Has anyone else noticed that team blue is never telling you what their policies are in general? Sure they have internal docs and occasionally get caught spilling the truth, but otherwise, it is all “FIGHT DA EVIL ORANGE MAN” shit with these mentally disordered cucks.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Listen, yo. It’ll be “affordable,” kapisch?!

      • AlexinCT

        I would hate to have an accidental fire happen to my livelihood, yes… Take whatever you want from me?…

      • rhywun

        Yeah, other than OMB the only thing they blather about is “affordability” by which they mean higher taxes and deliberately making everything more expensive.

    • creech

      Getting lots of attack ads about approval of data centers which is boogeyman flavor of the month.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Yeah!

      You’ll have to remind me though, what are team red’s policies?

      • AlexinCT

        To stop team blue’s crazy shit?

  6. Common Tater

    “That news sparked outrage in Oakland, and in 2016, the City Council banned the storage and handling of coal”

    Someone could lose an eye.

    • (((Jarflax

      Black rocks matter!

    • rhywun

      “outrage” 🙄

      I suppose it might be possible that every resident of Oakland is a far-left klimate hysteria lunatic, but it seems unlikely.

    • Nephilium

      They were angry at Santa for disproportionately distributing coal to children of color.

  7. Evan from Evansville

    It’s been a bit, but it’s my first day of work in two months and first at my new gig.

    Should be an interesting day. Onward, Upward, folk!

  8. AlexinCT

    “Wonder why they’re being so open about this. My guess is because our NIH wasn’t secretly funding it.”

    Global Reset 2.0?

  9. rhywun

    Boulder wants Colorado law to punish these companies for emissions in every state and around the world

    Must be more of that “affordability” platform I keep hearing from the Dems.

  10. Common Tater

    “Mikhail Favorov, a senior Russian epidemiologist, dismissed the broken test tube explanation, according to the Moscow Times.

    Favorov said: ‘It’s laughable. Someone working at the Anti-Plague Institute in Irkutsk wears a protective anti-plague suit.

    ‘If you break a test tube, the likelihood of infection is actually very low. In short, it doesn’t matter to the general public – they’ll believe the “broken test tube” story.’

    He added: ‘It’s absolutely hair-raising. We will not be told what really happened.'”

    Who knows?

    • AlexinCT

      Check when the last time any WEF people were out that way?

      • Ted S.

        Considering this is Russia, and the WEF types support Ukraine, not bloody likely.

        But don’t let logic get in your way.

      • AlexinCT

        Your assumption that they don’t all want that globalist world order, and are just debating about whom ends up on top, seems illogical to me.

    • R C Dean

      “very low” =/= zero.

  11. Evan from Evansville

    Braves Dodgers game was outstanding. This post-season has been solid, other than the Cubs losing. (We deserved to. *sad face*)

    • Evan from Evansville

      That We were that good this year WITHOUT Steele, Horton or Brown is fucking remarkable. Our three best pitchers lost for the year, perhaps more, and our offense was fucking solid. Craig Counsell is very good at his job.

  12. rhywun

    The young protesters are complaining about poor facilities, overheated classrooms and excessive staff absences.

    Mostly-peaceful protests.

    JFC.

    • sloopyinca

      Nobody “complains” with a homemade blowtorch. The reporting on this by the US media has been shameful and disgusting.

    • R C Dean

      What an utter load of steaming tripe that is.

  13. Ted S.

    Don’t get tatted up, reason 836482548:

    https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/news/20261005de54747/index.html

    Police in Okinawa say they have found a wallet in the backpack of a robbery-murder victim. A US Marine has been arrested on suspicion of killing and robbing the local woman.

    20-year-old Devin Jacob Ballard, stationed at US Marine Corps Air Station Futenma, was arrested on Sunday.

    […]

    Security camera footage shows a person entering a hotel room with the woman and later leaving with items. The hair and tattoos of the person in the video reportedly resemble those of Ballard.

    • EvilSheldon

      Also, don’t leave your wallet in the backpack of the person you just robbed and killed. Seriously, what the fuck?

      • (((Jarflax

        TV law enforcement: We examined the chemical makeup of a fragment of earth found in the wound and traced the criminal by a rare combination of pollen grains and pollutants.

        Real law enforcement: Quantavious and Cletus livestreamed the murder and left their pants with wallets at the scene. We are pretty sure they did it, but the DA says we need more for a search warrant because the judge is an Open Societies guy.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Obviously, the unintended uses of this feature are extremely funny, and frankly to be expected from the sort of country that produced a comedian like Jim Jefferies.

      Can you get it to yell profanities in Jim Jefferies’ voice?

  14. Common Tater

    “Pressure is building on Gov. Kathy Hochul to call the state legislature into emergency session to close a key legal loophole that favors accused rapists such as the “Cornell 7.’’

    The so-called “voluntary intoxication loophole” refers to how current New York law does not allegedly adequately protect rape victims who chose to drink or get high before they were attacked, even if they were too incapacitated to consent to sex.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/10/04/us-news/hochul-urged-to-call-emergency-albany-session-to-tighten-rape-law-over-cornell-7-scandal/

    This is the new “good people on both sides”. Anyone can go read the law.

    • Drake

      I thought they were going to repeal the whole “innocent until proven guilty’ thing.

      • rhywun

        “gender-expansive people”

        Oh brother

      • WTF

        So, that means intoxicated men can’t consent either, right? And if both parties are intoxicated it must be either mutual rape, or mutual lack of responsibility.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        No WTF, intoxicated men should be tried on social media sites, gelded, and shot at dawn. Women, as we know, have no agency so they’re good no matter what they do.

    • rhywun

      favors accused rapists

      JFC what a load of shit. The non-stop lying propaganda around this even from sources that should know better is disgraceful.

      • WTF

        favors accused rapists

        Oh yeah, you might have to prove your case with evidence before sending someone to jail. The horror, the horror.
        Although men’s lives can still be destroyed on nothing more than an accusation even when evidence is lacking.

      • AlexinCT

        “Oh yeah, you might have to prove your case with evidence before sending someone to jail. The horror, the horror.”

        Women want their accusation to be good enough to destroy other’s lives. And we as a society have not just allowed and encouraged that, and done so knowing full well most women lie as easily as seals take to water, to the point where we have this sort of shitshow.

        This woman was a slut. During the height of the 2024 election campaign where the woke went into overdrive, Cornell, a bastion of wokeness, decided not to prosecute at all. Now she wants a civil payout, and Cornell didn’t want to comply, so we are getting a massive leftard shitshow where this women is suddenly the victim.

        Shit, they want to change the laws in NY to allow this crap. I tell you the left wants society to be crushed by general criminality and no accountability for women.

    • Q Continuum

      Once they “close the loophole” they can also change the law so it can be applied retroactively! Even better, they can reinstate capital punishment for rape and have it apply only to white males! That’ll show em!

      • EvilSheldon

        That would actually be tough – though I’m sure they’d like to. It’s a core principle of jurisprudence in the United States that you can’t prosecute someone for something that was legal at the time they did it.

        https://legal-resources.uslegalforms.com/p/principle-of-legality

    • Trigger Hippie

      The obvious solution is to ban women from consuming alcohol. One drink and they lose all control and agency, right?

      • juris imprudent

        Women must also be banned from going to frat parties. What possible good could come from attending?

      • (((Jarflax

        These half measures won’t cut it! Require all women to remain in a secure section of their father’s house unless accompanied by a male family member until marriage. Then switch to the husband’s house with the same rules. Probably ought to cover her with a blanket when she is out just in case.

      • Trigger Hippie

        And a social worker must be in home at all times to supervise mothers lest they get a case of the sadz and start killing their offspring.

      • (((Jarflax

        Why? We don’t need those babies. We’ll just import our population from Somalia, Afghanistan and the Congo.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        And as always, why do we encourage women to attend these colleges and their rape dungeons?

    • Chipping Pioneer

      They can call it Train Ho’s Law.

  15. Evan from Evansville

    Waiting now in the lobby. Good nervous but nervous. Should be a cake-y, chill day.

    Hope yours are, too! 🤗

    • bacon-magic

      Have your cake and eat it too.

  16. AlexinCT

    Just want to leave this here: The enemy of socialism is not capitalism. Don’t let the people claiming that, calling capitalism evil, and saying socialism is awesome, fool you. No, the enemy of socialism is reality,

    • Q Continuum

      This is why leftists are constantly at war with objective reality and truth. This is why fat and ugly people must be called beautiful, why men who lop off their genitals must be called women and why vice must be called virtue; because objective reality proves over and over that communism is untenable. So the only way to try and build a philosophical foundation for it is to destroy truth itself.

    • creech

      Socialism’s enemy is human nature. We can’t have real socialism until we wipe out human nature.

      • juris imprudent

        Socialism’s root is human nature – envy.

      • AlexinCT

        Not disagreeing with you, creech, but human nature IS part of reality…

    • juris imprudent

      Reality huh? Just like all of the shadowy conspiracies that only the cognescente can detect.

      • AlexinCT

        Funny how all those many conspiracies have basically been revealed as really happening, though, huh?

  17. Common Tater

    “Nearly 22 hours before a former Cornell student alleges she was drugged and sexually assaulted at the Chi Phi fraternity house, the Cornell University Police Department made a drug-related arrest at the same house and referred an individual to the Office of Student Conduct, according to CUPD’s Daily Crime Log.”

    https://www.cornellsun.com/article/2026/10/cupd-made-drug-arrest-at-chi-phi-22-hours-before-the-alleged-sexual-assault

    Doesn’t say who or which drug.

    • Q Continuum

      Men are currently 31% of all college attendees; let’s see if we can get that down to single digits!

      • Common Tater

        Source? I haven’t seen a number that low.

      • AlexinCT

        I actually would like that number to drop to near zero. College is a waste of time and money at this point. Yes, even in the non-Liberal Arts departments. It is mostly indoctrination into marxist theology and massive bullshit. And at an exorbitant price, to boot. Men are better off avoiding college and finding a new means to getting accreditation for the fields that still require them. let these colleges all go broke already.

    • AlexinCT

      If she had just done Only Fans, it would have been empowering, though..

  18. Common Tater

    “Brazen tourist ignites fury after flouting Hawaii beach restrictions as she issues groveling apology amid backlash

    North Carolina tourist Nuri Abdullah filmed herself brushing aside restrictions at Waiʻānapanapa State Park on September 26, despite the beauty spot being closed after severe weather battered the islands….

    ‘You see this? Guess what. I don’t care about it. I’mma go down anyway,’ she declared in the TikTok video as she ventured beyond the closed sign….

    ‘Black sand beach, we got some waves,’ she said. ‘Look at these beautiful black rocks. Black sand that has minerals and s***.'”

    https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16182769/tourist-Hawaii-beach-restrictions.html

    It’s got electrolytes

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