Spoooooky Links

by | Oct 31, 2026 | Daily Links | 49 comments

Halloween in college towns has a special meaning. Like in most places, the little kids have fun, get sugared up, the parents steal the best candies and get buzzed off hot alcoholic drinks, plastic kitschy decorations everywhere… but we also feature college girls wearing the sluttiest outfits they can muster. It’s a great holiday. Sadly, I’m going to miss it, since I’ll be chez Prime tonight, where the locals are not quite the same demographic.

Speaking of kids, many people were born on this date, including a guy who inspired Scarlett Johanssen’s shittiest movie; a guy who liked (((us))) and hated Jebbies; a guy known for never taking the extremes; a piece of shit who caused suffering that we still feel today; Abbott to Mao’s Costello; a singer who understood the climate we have here; a woman who was often Triggered; a guy with a real cn-do attitude; a guy whose name wasn’t actually Kenneth; the only American to inspire a Jethro Tull song; an example of Jewish cowboys; a guy who inspired the shittiest made-for-TV-movie ever; a guy who anticipated the MyPillow; a guy with some interesting ideas but badly in need of an editor; and proof that shitty food columnists make even shittier op ed columnists.

And since I’m shitty at both, I’ll merely toss out a few links to gnaw on.

“…and give it to them, good and hard.”

I shouldn’t laugh as hard as I did about this.

“Well, see, Team Red was even worse!”

Wait, Obamacare was an economically unsustainable bad idea which increased health care costs? Huh.

A guy who represented everything that is wrong with the world of wine.

How about fire them all and hire people who want to work?

It’s soccer, which isn’t even a real sport. And women’s soccer, which makes it an inferior non-sport. Deal with that, ladies… errr… whomever.

I have an idea of how to fix this.

Her OnlyFans page is coming soon, featuring her removing her Pampers.

“Why did the Polack fly to Senegal?” Punch line contest.

“You promised me dog or higher!”

PMJ is always fun. Like this one.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

49 Comments

  1. Gender Traitor

    an example of Jewish cowboys

    Happy Birthday, Kinky Friedman!

      • Gender Traitor

        Have you tried today’s Squaredle yet? The letters are invisible! 😵‍💫️

  2. Chipping Pioneer

    A whole lotta red flags in that picture.

  3. PieInTheSky

    A guy who represented everything that is wrong with the world of wine.

    I give this article 82 points

    • Old Man With Candy

      To anticipate your inevitable question, we’re going to an Italian restaurant tonight and I don’t know what’s on the list. Our afterwards drink will be Het Anker Gouden Carolus Christmas, since it’s gotten pretty chilly out.

      • PieInTheSky

        Eeewwww belgian style beer

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Belgian monks let you taste your bananas

  4. PieInTheSky

    Wait, Obamacare was an economically unsustainable bad idea which increased health care costs? Huh.

    The alternative was mass dying.

    • rhywun

      Premiums will jump by 13 percent for next year, though much of the price increase will be offset by subsidies.

      Donald’s fault of course but if he is so evil why am I still subsidizing it?!

    • juris imprudent

      We don’t understand – why is it so expensive to give everyone all of the healthcare they want???

      • Drake

        I want my old HMO back.

        I never understood what was supposed to be so bad about it.

  5. PieInTheSky

    “Why did the Polack fly to Senegal?”

    For the sausage?

    • Trigger Hippie

      Couldn’t read the article. I’m not paying $75 a month to read the Financial Times. Get the fuck outta here.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Honestly, who in their right mind pays that much for an online mag?

  6. PieInTheSky

    Rain rain rain and more rain

  7. PieInTheSky

    This is not an accident; it’s a sabotage delivered straight to the address.
    The fact that this accident occurred after Israel threatened Spain
    shows that Israel is the enemy of all humanity.

    https://x.com/avibrahimberk/status/2116227140748247257

    We finally know (((what))) cause the spain train crash

    • rhywun

      I need a shower now.

  8. Common Tater

    “a guy who inspired the shittiest made-for-TV-movie ever”

    I like that movie. It also had the n-word with a hard r on broadcast television.

  9. PieInTheSky

    So what is Pie drinking?

    https://www.cellartracker.com/m/wines/3440904

    I bought this with a good discount without properly.looking at the bottle. It is a quite good wine that is somewhant ruined by the 16% alcohol. Had i read the bottle i would not have bought it. As such it is a shame, though drinkable, not a sink wine.

    • Homple

      “It’s a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I believe you will be amused by its presumption.”

  10. Common Tater

    ““Why did the Polack fly to Senegal?” Punch line contest.”

    Goes to a paywall.

  11. Common Tater

    “The lawsuit, filed by four consumers in December, alleges that McDonald’s designed the McRib patty to resemble a rack of pork ribs despite containing no actual rib meat.

    The plaintiffs argue that the sandwich’s name, appearance and marketing mislead customers into believing they are purchasing a more expensive cut of pork.”

    These people have nothing better to do?

    • Trigger Hippie

      It’s a glorified hotdog. I’ve known that since I was ten.

    • rhywun

      ‘Tis the season. Doesn’t this happen every time they bring it back?

    • Grummun

      RIbs, like brisket, is an example of taking a shitty cut, improving it with preparation and technique, and then it catches on among the affluent and suddenly it becomes a “premium” cut.

    • Nephilium

      It’s a shaped sausage patty. Get it without any sauce, and you’ll see.

  12. Common Tater

    “And most important: The general admission seats — first come first served — were next to the section reserved for the Rose City Riveters, an official fan group of the Thorns.”

    Probably don’t know Rosie the Riveter was fiction.

    • Common Tater

      “Opponents of the initiative say the process of verifying an athlete’s sex would be the most extreme policy for sports participation in the country and would all harm girls because it is so invasive.”

      Bullshit.

      • juris imprudent

        Whereas creating a situation where girls will lose to boys-pretending-to-be-girls is just hunky-dory.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Yeah, I used to weigh in for boxing matches in nothing but my underwear, sometimes nude if I was close to not making weight, before every fight. I got over it pretty damn quick.

      • rhywun

        Opponents of the initiative are radical Marxists who hate actual women but none of this was ever an issue until they somehow managed to cause normal people around them to lose their goddamn minds and here we are.

        At the stage where you are not allowed to state plainly obvious facts.

  13. rhywun

    How about fire them all and hire people who want to work?

    Because people who want to work don’t provide a means for Hamas terrorist sympathizers to take them over and spread their message.

  14. PieInTheSky

    Calling £126k “an enormous amount of money” is crazy. That’s like 180k USD.

    I have a hard time wrapping my mind around how poor the Brits are.

    https://x.com/jlippincott/status/2116290818805837971

    Official glibertarian position: is 180k per year an enormous amount of money?

  15. Common Tater

    “Rep. Ilhan Omar apparently didn’t know what her name was when applying in 2009 for a Minnesota marriage license to her alleged brother Ahmed Elmi, according to the document obtained by The Post.

    A certified copy from the Hennepin County, Minn., government shows that the Democratic congresswoman’s surname was initially written as Omar, before being crossed out and replaced with Elmi. A final edit reverted it back to Omar.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/10/30/us-news/ilhan-omar-crossed-out-info-on-marriage-application-to-brother/

    The feds started investigating this under the Obama administration.

      • rhywun

        Turns out she was the one bringing the hope and change and change.

  16. rhywun

    Like the Riveters, the pro league is also known for its progressive values on L.G.B.T.Q. issues.

    Sitting amongst radical “supporters group” members in a radical sports league in the most radical city in the country… which circle of hell is that? Brave souls, those haters.

    • juris imprudent

      It is funny that they were accused of “staging” it – by those who are all theater-kids.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, all those lefty “allies” waving their tranny flags… that’s not staged at all. 🙄

  17. Common Tater

    “A kid-hating crone has turned a luxury Upper East Side building into a living hell for her upstairs neighbors — driving at least three families out of their apartments all while racking up nearly $88,000 in unpaid rent, a new lawsuit claims.

    Anne Stockton, 72, is being sued by the owner of 85 East End Avenue for allegedly tormenting the family of five currently living in the unit directly above her cushy, $1,775-a-month rent-stabilized apartment on the 10th floor.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/10/30/us-news/nyc-tenant-from-hell-wont-stop-terrorizing-young-families-owes-88k-in-rent-lawsuit/

    They can’t evict someone who has paid rent in four years?

    • rhywun

      Saw that. I was impressed that the apartment above hers rents for many times what the vicious old bag pays.

      The wonders of rent control. Why the fuck would anyone rent in a controlled building? You’re just paying way above market to support freeloaders like her.

  18. Common Tater

    “A transgender bus driver for a Canadian school was canned after wearing a skimpy schoolgirl’s outfit and dubbing their route the “Lolita Line” — and is now suing over the firing.

    The driver — identified only as L.Z. in court papers — was booted from their gig with Ontario’s York Catholic District School Board in 2025 after outraged parents reported the situation, the National Post reported.

    Stunning images appeared to capture L.Z. in full get-up at the door of the bus — wearing a short pink skirt, a frilly white top and knee-high stockings.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/10/30/world-news/canadian-trans-bus-driver-fired-for-wearing-skimpy-dress-is-suing/

    No name, face blurred out, another anonymous lawsuit.

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