The Jaguars drilled the hapless Ravens. Rashee Rice files for Bankruptcy. LIV Golf is done. And across the pond, Celtic finally won a game in Europe while Bournemouth stayed perfect in Europa League play. And in local news, the big 24 Hours Of Lemons race at MSR Houston is this week. I hope y’all wish the #65 car and its team of crack drivers (including me and Mad Scientist) lots of luck as we take on 124 other cars for 14 hours of racing. And that’s it for sports.
Uh, maybe you ought to move or get insurance. Because on a long enough timeline, you’re eventually gonna see water. And no, it’s not because of climate change, dummy.
I didn’t see this coming. In a just world, this would lead to a lot of investigations. In California it will result in nothing.
Florida keeps winning. Must be nice.
Now he can turn his life around. I guess that was the retarded judge’s logic. Who the hell knows.
Somebody explain this nonsense to me. The evidence was basically a couple people saying “he did it.” But I guess that’s enough in England. Sadly that will probably be coming back to the US soon. Or maybe it never left.
Welcome to the present! This will undoubtedly end in corruption.
Damn you, ICE! It was only supposed to be torts, not hoochie mamas.
Nice timing, shitheads. Should have done this months ago.
Then go outside, you lazy fucks. I assume this will either be Trump’s or Big Tech’s fault.
I hope they all had fun. But seriously, I guess all the parents saying something like this would happen for at least the last 50 years are finally vindicated. But not the ones who scared us with the “razor blades in apples” stuff. They can’t ride this one.
Something fun for you this morning. Well, fun for me anyway. But hopefully it is for you as well. Enjoy them both.
And have a wonderful Friday and weekend, dear friends.
whaddup doh’
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So say we all
Always makes me think of Pump up the Volume. Silly youth rebellion movie but I was the right audience for it.
Rhywun knows what’s coming
I was actually expecting something else but yours is the obligatory.
The obvious response for Rhywun
Ausgezeichnet.
you and me both, NA. ate that shit with a fork
Who didn’t like Happy Harry Hard-on? On a re-watch, I don’t know how it would hold up, but the music in it was excellent. My favorite piece was the Beastie Boys song that I don’t believe has ever been released on an album.
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No mention of the ballot dump that got her into the general or the ballot dump that won her the election.
What happens at democrat election cheating club, stays at democrat election cheating club.
Bass and Raman became frontrunners after the primary election when they rallied ahead of third-place candidate Pratt.
BWHAHAHAhahahahaha
“Somebody explain this nonsense to me. The evidence was basically a couple people saying āhe did it.ā But I guess thatās enough in England. Sadly that will probably be coming back to the US soon. Or maybe it never left.”
Woke 2.0.
They didn’t feel comfortable coming forward with their stories until he became a Christian conservative commentator.
Meanwhile Paki rape gangs are free to do as they please.
It never left. A civil jury in Manhattan convicted Trump of sexual assault with no evidence at all. Because OMB.
Who needs a statute of limitations? When regret sets in, it is all HIS fault.
Statute of limitations? Hell, just some actual evidence would be nice.
NYC mom vomits as āmonsterā friend who stabbed her 22 times with young daughter in next room receives light sentence
What are the odds that NYC mom votes Democrat?
The LA mayor election is funny because the new commie mayor was almost knocked out in the primary but they vote harvested her to keep Pratt out of the main election.
The idiot had even conceded before her communist backers had completed manufacturing enough votes to get her past Pratt.
She didn’t make the same mistake in the general. Not that anyone is going to look into any of it.
So now that the idiot “won”, we are gonna get us some real fireworks?
She’ll be competing with Brandon Johnson, Katie Wilson and Mamdani.
Por que no los dos?
I can’t wait to see how the Dems try to punish Elon for supporting Republicans.
A lot of them literally want him dead and have said as much.
I keep hoping that when the push to nationalize Starlink starts gaining ground, is when we find out that those Starlink satellites have targeted de-orbit capability…
De-orbit in Mayflower moving vans.
They can just be switched off, or all deorbited. Elon has enough of a John Galt vibe he might just do it. I hope so.
Now, when they come for SpaceX, he doesnāt have a realistic option for denying them that asset. Although just bricking every computer might do it.
“I canāt wait to see how the Dems try to punish Elon for supporting Republicans.”
His crime was to buy Twitter and end their monopoly on the lies. And for this they need to destroy him. No matter the cost.
Tergeted deorbiting – using the falling satellites to take out individuals on the ground.
Texas governor vote tallies are insane.
Abbot pulled in his average number of votes and still lost by 7 pts.
Beto got 3.5, this chick got 5.2
Nearly 2 million swing. That isnt a republicans not voting, that is a demographic shift.
Republicans are mean. Women (especially the collection of Cluster B personality disorders that makes up modern feminism) won’t vote for people they think are mean.
This puts the Republicans in a very uncomfortable spot – in order to win elections, they need to emulate what the Spanberger democrats do. Campaign as kindly, reasonable moderates, then swing hard right after the election. Also, consolidate their power after being elected so they don’t get kicked out next term.
This is also the reason why ‘punishing the Republicans for being squishes, by not voting or voting for Democrats’ is stupid and self-destructive. The lesson the Republicans will learn from such a loss is, ‘…we need to squish harder to attract the voters who think we’re too mean!’
Of course, campaigning as kindly reasonable moderates won’t get them support from actual right-wing voters who have little reason to trust them.
*sigh* In conclusion, Democracy is a profoundly stupid and self-destructive system of governance.
Of course, mean only goes one way.
British blogger David Thompson likes to point out how “woke” is so often a fig leaf to be mean to people you disagree with and claim you’re the good guy.
Scott Galloway is pushing mean with no pushback (from the left) or the Cluster B cunts.
Democracy is a profoundly stupid and self-destructive system of governance.
Which is why the founders established a constitutional republic, and only people with actual skin in the game could vote. They considered democratic universal suffrage to be nothing better than mob rule.
Something, something 100 year storm.
Then go outside, you lazy fucks.
Holy fuck – the lead pic? From the major news source for women who love The Handmaid’s Tale?
That’s… wow. I wonder what the one dude in there is up to.
Somali – so he must be someone’s brother.
Take it to the hoop, y’all, and Me. Hope to get to 400 today, but last Fri we all got moved to the Vault after we finished our in-house work. That’d be a chill way to end the week, if that’s regular.
You know who’s regular? Me. Dad? The Depends are ordered en masse. Be more like Me.
Excellent music choices today, they’re usually good, but these were top notch picks.
Especially mine.