I have to say, my new employer has a nice perk: I get Veteran’s Day off. Now my old employer technically let me have a floating holiday but I don’t like to use those, and the tradeoff was that I would also get the day after Thanksgiving as a paid holiday. Which is nice, but it did bother me that everyone was running around the house except for me that was stuck working.
Anyways, I guess that means I need to take time off for the day after Thanksgiving. Whatever.
¡Enlaces!
R2D2 arrested in Mexico with a warrant for extradition to the US. Fortunately, they learned that since there were no life forms detected on the escape pod doesn’t mean you don’t need to pursue it.
CNN for whatever reason thinks what American ex-pats living in Mexico think is important.
The pope tells Milei people matter more than the economy without the obvious understanding that people are the economy. For a nice overview of the Argentine economy, here is a nice article.
King Chuckie apologizes. I refuse to put in the effort to find the correct photo of him online and instead use in the media folder.
The surprising part about El Presidente Dudebro’s invasion of Haiti? They were actually greeted as liberators. Okay its not so surprising. The Marines always are, but disappoint the island for not annexing it to the empire.
Here’s a tune, have a great Tuesday!
I read that as King Chuckle.
Same thing. Because he’s a joke.
Chuckie?
Chuck E’s In Love – Rickie Lee Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeWKfVkNla4
1. Kidnap soldiers
2. ???
3. Profit
Okay, hear me out. What if the El Salvadoran Special Forces became something like the “Western Hemisphere Anti-Gang Task Force,” with the same ROE that they have in Haiti. Only a country’s leader could call them in to clean up when the local government was unable or unwilling to do so.
Sic the Salvadorans on Sao Paolo, Kingston, Minneapolis, Baltimore… pay them for services rendered and start the gentrification of the former shithole neighborhoods as soon as the bodies are buried.
Could be a win-win for everyone involved.
If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire, The El-Team.
Besides, everyone needs a hobby.
Could be a win-win for everyone involved.
Damn shpip, I was expecting juan-juan.
Me quiero cuando un plan comes together.
Bury the bodies?
Naw. They lose their impact when they get carted off n
Erik Prince is also there and has a contract with the transitional government – good times.
I see they’ve made a slight change to the stylebook: instead of reflexively calling him “far right,” they label the democratically elected guy a “strongman.”
Say what you will about El Presidente Dudebro, but a Daniel Ortega he ain’t.
I thought that is acceptable for any one right wing. Used for variety.
“El Salvadore’s
strongmanarm wrestling champion Bukele”The father of King Chuckie’s daughter-in-law is a prolific child molester.
Maybe he should apologize for that, considering that it happened during his lifetime.
Under his watch?
Maybe that explains her.
She made sure that he never got to meet his grandchildren, so at best, she was well aware of the situation (and did nothing to help bring him to justice).
Huh. He just got re-arrested for trying to cut off his ankle monitor.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/thomas-markle-father-meghan-cut-ankle-monitor-doj-says-rcna608626
He’s just an older person who enjoys children.
For real I wonder if the mind went and he forgot about the storage units.
“The economy must serve the person, not the person the economy,” Leo told officials, diplomats and civic leaders upon his arrival in Buenos Aires from Uruguay.
Really?
Oh,
brotherfather. 🙄Now do the church, Leo.
The Church has never liked the competition.
King Chuckie apologizes.
It’s about time. Nobody has said one word about slavery in at least 100 years.
https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2026/11/10/congress/john-thune-reelected-senate-leader-01159523
Where’s my shocked face at?
Thought the same.
Looks like the writers at the Bee get another easy week.
He led us to glorious defeat!
They’re going to go balls to walls to pass everything that they didn’t in the last two years and firewall the incoming Dem majorities. Sure, Jan.
But the Dems can use the filibuster, so shucks, nothing can be done.
https://x.com/nayibbukele/status/2120182485015474372
Strongman posting BDAs on Twitter. In Haitian Creole too according to auto translate.
Seems like they let a lot of people get away.
I thought the United Nations had already brought peace and order to Haiti.
If anyone has tomorrow off an would care to enjoy some light alcohol abuse…
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/87821224358?pwd=eW55MTRDbDNtQkh2aHd3M1Nmenlzdz09#success
King Charles has described the transatlantic slave trade as a “shameful chapter of history” that filled him with “profound sorrow” as he opened a summit of Commonwealth leaders in the Caribbean.
Sigh. His response should have been, “Fuck off, the Royal Navy ended the slave trade.”
Out of my league
The 2026 Top Shelf Awards has announced its winners, and World’s Best Bourbon is a new take on a classic recipe. After scoring 99 points from judges, Elijah Craig 15-Year-Old Single Barrel Bourbon earned a trio of titles: Best Single Barrel Bourbon 11 Years and Older, Best Overall Single Barrel Bourbon, and Best Overall Bourbon. Launched earlier this year, the 108-proof, $150 whiskey is the newest expression from a brand that dates back to 1986.
I drank a lot of Wild Turkey in college.
Gobble gobble!
I wonder what other historical atrocities His Kingly Majesty Chuckles would like to apologize for.
Agincourt? The Boer War?
https://x.com/taffy3islegend/status/2120176351206617220
I went to a job fair and got some leads. There’s a chicken farm for eggs a few miles away that’s hiring. I like animals. It’d be fun to work with them.
I am the eggman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkNsQPFhivY