Saturday evening, no pants Saturday links

by | Aug 20, 2022 | I Am Lame | 114 comments

Psych! That isn’t me, just some rando on the subway.

It took an extra cup of coffee for me to make the decision, but this is an official “no pants Saturday” in the Spud household. I pity the solicitor that rings the doorbell today.

 

How about some depressing links?!?

 

I got an idea. How about y’all stop shooting at it?

 

The ’80s called, and they want Ortega back.

 

Colorado rejoices.

 

Take a jacket, it’s going to be chilly.

 

I’m sure OMWC can fix her.

 

I really don’t think the e-mails were necessary to figure that out.

 

That’s good for today. I’ve got high hopes for the evening.

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Spudalicious

Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

114 Comments

  1. rhywun

    The ’80s called, and they want Ortega back.

    Stop giving Joe’s handlers ideas.

    • Spudalicious

      I already had the links primed when that popped up.

    • Fourscore

      What’s that got to do with it?

      Ageist

      • Sean

        😛

    • C. Anacreon

      Gary Busey was red hot after being nominated for the Best Actor Oscar for The Buddy Holly Story and landed a gig hosting Saturday Night Live. They had a funny bit going that night where John Belushi, still in the SNL cast at that time, resented Busey for supposedly getting the last Best Actor nomination, stealing the spot away from Belushi for Animal House. What a different time. And amazing how the lives of Belushi and Busey turned out after that.

  2. Fourscore

    So if the US is Columbia’s biggest customer in the illegal trade will that translate to improved quality, packaging and price? With the government involved in the wet dreams I can’t believe anything besides quantity will change.

    What’ll all the boys at DEA do, won’t someone think of them?

    • rhywun

      I have a feeling the idea will be quietly dropped after a little talking-to from the Americans.

  3. Ted S.

    Show the Ortega article to people with TDS, then sit back and watch the cognitive dissonance.

    • Shpip

      Harsh measures are necessary sometimes when dealing with turbulent priests or associates of Bad Orange Man threats to democracy.

  4. Shpip

    Nicaraguan police on Friday raided the residence of a Roman Catholic bishop critical of President Daniel Ortega’s administration, detaining him and several other priests in a dramatic escalation of tensions between the church and a government increasingly intolerant of dissent.

    The pre-dawn raid came after Nicaraguan authorities had accused Matagalpa Bishop Rolando Álvarez of “organizing violent groups” and inciting them “to carry out acts of hate against the population.”

    Just wondering: if the Church took a bunch of their “liberation theology” priests and reassigned them to Nicaragua, would the priests a) become shills for the Ortega regime, or b) speak out against oppression and risk going toe-to-toe with the Escuadróns de la Muerte?

    • Chafed

      A

      • MikeS

        C

      • slumbrew

        D

      • MikeS

        C

        ☝🏻😈☝🏻

      • slumbrew

        Minor foul for you posting twice but, for once, we actually completed one of those threads properly

      • Nephilium

        L

      • MikeS

        I agree, but as they are my favorite band I couldn’t’ stand to see it not completed properly.

        https://youtu.be/3f2g4RMfhS0

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Bitchin’ music.

  6. Mojeaux

    Commanders Redskins took no scalps today.

    • KK of the Lesser Glibertarians

      LOL…goooooood.

      At least I live somewhere where I don’t need to listen to hours’ long analyses of why they lost, again.

      • dbleagle

        How long does it take to say, “They suck from the owner down.”? Hell, the last time they won the Division it was with a 7-9 record.

      • Shpip

        They’ve always been that way. When George Preston Marshall owned the team, they had a stretch from 1946 (when the NFL integrated) to his death in 1969 where they only had three winning seasons. Then Jack Kent Cooke acquired the team, and the ‘Skins were perennial contenders, going to four Super Bowls and winning three. Then some weenie with a Napoleon complex named Daniel Snyder bought the team. Since then, the Redskins / Football Team / Commies are 56 games under .500 over 23 seasons and have two total playoff wins.

        It all starts with ownership. There was a reason that Culverhouse’s Bucs were the laughingstock of the league, and that DeBartolo’s 49ers were the cream of the crop.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    It’s a radical turn in this historically conservative country, one that could upend its longstanding — and lucrative — counternarcotics relationship with the United States. U.S. officials past and present are signaling concern; the drug was responsible for an estimated 25,000 overdose deaths in the United States last year.

    Wait, what?

    • rhywun

      I paused at that but who knows. It sounds like BS to me.

      • C. Anacreon

        Agreed. I seriously doubt many deaths from solely using cocaine, unless the use caused a heart attack or stroke. More likely the “overdoses” were from multiple substances together, and it was actually an opioid OD that was responsible for the deaths.

      • rhywun

        Yup. Probably speedballs. I have some experience and/or knowledge in this area.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Facebook wasn’t partisan enough for them

    • R.J.

      Really? You are surprised? The man is owned by China.

    • Mustang

      There’s nothing in that article or the source material that actually shows Biden teaming up with Tik Tok specifically. It just says Biden reversed Trump’s ban (true) and that Tik Tok will be moderating election content (also true). The author then connects the dots but doesn’t actually show where Biden is specifically teaming with Tik Tok. Don’t get me wrong, the CCP (and probably Biden) will obviously mess with content during the elections, but this is clickbait.

      • R.J.

        I am far too easily triggered lately. I need more bourbon and less outrage.

    • Don escaped Texas

      https://tccimfg.com/market-applications/

      These guys have their products on several NATO fighting platforms (AFAIK), and all of it is made in China (AFAIK).

      Why don’t we start buying our 5.56 from China while we’re at it?

      Milo Minderbinder lives

  8. db

    “She was able to figure out how to put a round in it, put it on fire, and she fired approximately 10 rounds at our deputies and a civilian,”

    Yeah, that’s *real* difficult.

    • EvilSheldon

      Keep in mind who probably wrote this article.

      • R.J.

        The hard part was getting out of handcuffs. That’s a fair talent.

      • EvilSheldon

        Not that I would ever recommend such a thing, but discreet, readily concealable handcuff keys and shims are available at https://tihk.co/.

      • robodruid

        We are on so many lists….

      • Ted S.

        They’re for when your significant other ignores your safe word.

      • R.J.

        “RIMLAPPER! RIMLAPPER DAMMIT!”

      • Sean

        I might. Just for the novelty.

  9. westernsloper

    ……about a strange woman crawling around on the ground and barking at people.

    Would.

    • SandMan

      Sounds like a bitch.

  10. westernsloper

    The linked music, like spud, sucks.

    • MikeS

      It doesn’t suck. It’s not good, but it doesn’t suck.

      Spud however, does suck.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Credit card companies? Seized records of direct orders? Those scumbag fucks have their ways.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        “This can go real easy or this can go real hard. You have a choice. All I need is your customer list.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “ adding the federal agency had received customer information from Authorize.net and Stamps.com to track people who’ve bought 80% lowers from gun parts kits manufacturer Polymer80”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Authorize isn’t even a credit card company. They’re basically an API provider for processors. They handle almost everything that doesn’t go to Paypal or Stripe.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Well, there goes 80% Arms as well.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I can’t wait to see all of those sort of companies bend over backwards to provide information in tracking down aid to antifa criminals, illegal aliens, or, eventually, those seeking to evade abortion restrictions in their home states.

  11. LCDR_Fish

    Still buzzed from 4 beers at 3 different locations even after a 2+ mile walk home.

    Darker than I expected – first time I’ve walked home this late at this location.

    Head lamp recommendations – no smaller than AAA – go!

    • Gustave Lytton

      Linked from the article

      https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/1097030/Russia.pdf

      The justifications under many is straight out of Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia, not a supposedly free country.

      Stood as a candidate in the so called ‘elections’ of 2 November 2014 to the post of the ‘Head’ of the so called ‘Luhansk People’s Republic’. These ‘elections’ are in breach of Ukrainian law and therefore illegal. In taking on and acting in this capacity, and in participating formally as a candidate in the illegal ‘elections’, she has therefore actively supported actions and policies which undermine the territorial integrity, sovereignty and independence of Ukraine, and to further destabilised Ukraine. Remains active in supporting separatist actions or policies.

      Gee, how many separatists or illegal elections has HM government supported over the past thirty years? Fucking Roperites pissing away any pretense of principles.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I choose not to link the Sun article on the bombing as it is completely over the top in its description of Dugin

        The guy gets a level of vitriol in Western outlets that’s almost unmatched.

      • rhywun

        Thank you for choosing not to link to a Sun article – any Sun article.

    • EvilSheldon

      False flag? Nothing like whacking someone’s daughter to justify going completely off the rails…

  12. Brochettaward

    EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT I *UUUUMMMM* FIRST SHORT

  13. C. Anacreon

    I have to thank this site for helping me out with my job. This past week we were on an executive retreat for our medical group, and we were discussing the key principles of our “democratic partnership”. We got to discussing the “democracy” principle of our organization, and the question arose whether pure democracy is always a good thing. I spoke up and said “not necessarily, recognize that (here’s where I borrowed from Glibs) democracy can also mean two wolves and a sheep voting on what’s for dinner. ”

    Clearly my colleagues are not readers of this site or familiar with that idea, because the whole crowd broke out laughing…but then they also realized it was an important aspect to consider for our principles. So it clearly influenced how that particular principle waa defined in our group’s published core beliefs.

    The next day, in his opening remarks to the crowd, the CEO specifically called me out for my comments the previous day, and how valuable he thought my insight and humor helped our discussion. It felt good, and probably won’t hurt for the future.

    So thanks, commentariat, for getting me in good with the boss! Just another example of how much I appreciate all of you and your wise and witty banter that keeps me coming back ever day.

    • slumbrew

      That is great to hear!

    • rhywun

      two wolves and a sheep voting on what’s for dinner

      That seems so self-evident it’s hard to believe I didn’t come across it outside (g)libertarian circles.

      But I was a political naïf until the early aughts so it’s possible.

    • Brochettaward

      Imagine how much more impressed they’d all be if you started Firsting at work. You’d be running the place by the end of the week.

    • CPRM

      Start quoting The Hat and The Hair and the sky is the limit!

      • MikeS

        zooming?

      • MikeS

        nevermind

    • Grumbletarian

      Obviously we’ll expect a percentage of your imminent raise to go towards site maintenance.

      • C. Anacreon

        Great idea! I’m due for another contribution as it is. I’ll drop some in tomorrow when I am on my computer next.

  14. one true athena

    We went to watch the Chargers-Dallas game at the new stadium in LA tonight (SoFi – where the Superbowl was), mostly to see the stadium and let my kiddo see an NFL game before he leaves for college. Getting in was a bit confused, I thought it was poorly marked, at least for first time visitors, I’d be okay to navigate it now, probably, but I feel for people who are gonna come for the Olympics and wander around helplessly. Feels much bigger in person than on the tv, that’s for sure. Very nice on our level near the field and of course it’s all super new, so the seats are comfy and not gross. The fancy floating overhead screen thing wasn’t working for the first half which made it feel a bit old school. The parking is just stupid there and needs a multilevel structure, not tiny flat lots.

  15. DrOtto

    She Hulk, Attorney at Law – dumber than the cavemen sitcom based on a GEICO commercial or not, discuss.

    • one true athena

      Haven’t watched it, though I don’t think I will either from what I’ve read. Sad. I enjoyed the first batch of issues of her solo comic series back ~ 15 years ago . It can be pretty funny to imagine law cases within the Marvelverse (but then I’m a law nerd who wrote an entire article about all the California Penal/Vehicular Code provisions Batman breaks, so ymmv) and Jen was always green back then, so that was sort of innately comedic too to have this giant green lady in the courtroom. Such an easy concept and then they had to muck it up with dumb hashtag feminism. Because girls graduate from law school more than boys, see how oppressed I am! God, so insufferable.

      • DrOtto

        So, this is a vote for Cavemen, or …?

    • CPRM

      Will watch (I hate myself) and will complain. But I didn’t watch yet.

    • Shpip

      I’m sure it’s tasty, but I’m not bothering to flour, egg wash, and bread goddamn SPAM, let alone deep fry it.

      I cut my cans of SPAM into straws the way she does, though. Pan fry the whole lot, getting a good crust on all four sides. Serve next to eggs, with a dollop of sriracha on the side for dipping.

  16. Sean

    Mornin.

    • Not Adahn

      *lifts coffee*

      • Sean

        We’re gonna try to hit the range today. I want to dial in/function test my APX carry.

      • Not Adahn

        Nice to see it getting some love. I’m a bet of a Beretta fanboi.

      • Sean

        $100 rebate until the end of October.

        https://rapid-rebates.com/apxa1carry

        I haven’t gotten my rebate yet.

        Trigger feels pretty good for a small carry gun.

    • EvilSheldon

      Good morning!

      • Sean

        ☕🥞🥓

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Someone with that little impulse control just needs to be put down.

    • EvilSheldon

      Nope. Security is difficult and expensive and requires competent leadership and regular training.

      I’d bet you a cold beer that there are still outside security doors propped open at Uvalde.

      • Not Adahn

        I’mma kicking myself after seeing the scores today. Nice thing about hard copies is you have your HF’s readily available.

        NY shooters suuuuck. I finished in the top half of 7/8 stages.

      • Not Adahn

        And that’s overall — Open/PCC/CO/L10 etc.

      • EvilSheldon

        So you’re saying that I had a real chance of coming in second to Phil Strader? Goddammit…

    • rhywun

      A lot of these pub-sec types are going to discover that the well is dry. God willing.

      • Sean

        “There’s still checks in the checkbook.”

    • Gender Traitor

      One year when I was in high school, there was a strike to start the school year. I went the first day with all the scab subs (scubs?) and determined it was even more of a waste of time than with the regular teachers. Stayed home the rest of the strike and painted my bedroom.

    • Lackadaisical

      Eh, they’re just janitors and bus drivers, so they’re probably the most moral adults at the schools.

  17. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    yo whats goody yo

    • Sean

      Save the 🐢🐢

  18. Gender Traitor

    Good morning, Sean, homey, rhy, EvilS, Scruffy, and NA! (Shpippy too, if you happen still to be around!) We’re getting a gentle rain here at Tranq Base. Good thing we had our andouille-nee roast last night!

    • Sean

      Good morning.

    • Gender Traitor

      Would that be an undeserved gift to the GOP? Or just make the cheating more of a challenge?

      • Sean

        The second one.

      • Ted S.

        Both.