This Has Nothing to do with Pam Anderson

by | Jan 28, 2023 | Beer, Food & Drink, Licensing | 190 comments

Hiring standards are often dumb, as they are far too often arbitrary.  Far too often the result of regulatory capture or a barrier to access within the industry in question but every once in a while one comes up that seems like a no brainer.

This is my review of Brooklyn Brewing Co Black Ops Barrel Aged Stout:

The City of Philadelphia is facing a few issues in their attempt to recruit applicants to man their lifeguard towers at community pools.  Before I elaborate on this any further I will post this obligatory link to everyone’s favorite scene in The Sandlot. Enjoy.


In 2020 the city didn’t open its pools at all, due to the hysteria. While they had a few issues recruiting in 2021, it wasn’t as big a deal because they didn’t open all of the pools. So now that they are opening up the issue is finding enough lifeguards.

So they removed the requirement the lifeguard know how to swim:

So for the 2023 pool season in Philadelphia, the city has started recruiting early. And if you can’t swim, you can still apply. That’s right. According to representatives of the city’s Parks & Recreation Department I spoke with, the city is actively recruiting lifeguard candidates who would sink like a stone if you threw them in the deep end today. The city will provide free swimming lessons at Lincoln High School in Mayfair to anybody who doesn’t know how to swim, assuming they are committed to testing into the lifeguard program this summer.

This harkens back to the mid-00’s when the Army began to relax their recruiting standards to allow recruits with criminal records.  Except its not.  Does this one go a bit too far? Maybe, but at least it removes a barrier to entry.

 

I don’t come across Brooklyn Brewing too often, but I haven’t come across a bad offering.  This one is slightly different in that is begins as a Russian Imperial Stout (rather than something much sweeter) and aged in repurposed Four Roses Whiskey barrels for nine months.  The result is something a bit easier to drink, rather than being reminiscent of eating an entire box of liquor cordials.  Nicely done. Brooklyn Brewing Co Black Ops Barrel Aged Stout: 4.2/5 11.5% abv

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190 Comments

  1. EvilSheldon

    The idea that there are grown-ass adults out there who can’t swim, is the biggest black pill I’ve ever taken.

    • MikeS

      Why should that be a skill every single person possesses?

      • Chafed

        Have you ever been attacked by a Minnesota lake?

      • juris imprudent

        Normally I’d say “80 percent of the Earth’s surface” – but hell, there are plenty of people that will never come within miles of a body of water you could (or would) swim in.

      • MikeS

        Not to mention many people don’t really have any inclination or desire to go on/in the water. And even if they do, there are things like boats and lifejackets that make the ability to swim optional.

      • Nephilium

        Eh… if you’re on a boat and don’t have a life jacket, you should know how to swim.

        /remembers the South Park homeschool boy who had to wear a life jacket everywhere.

      • MikeS

        if you’re on a boat and don’t have a life jacket, you should know how to swim.

        Didn’t say otherwise and it doesn’t disprove my point.

      • MikeS

        Akshully, you shouldn’t be on a boat without a lifejacket. Regardless of your ability to swim.

      • Nephilium

        Agreed. Just commenting on:

        things like boats and lifejackets that make the ability to swim optional.

        I wouldn’t consider a boat alone something to make swimming optional. With the lake right here, I’d be surprised if the majority of people in Cleveland didn’t know how to swim. Hell, I wouldn’t expect someone to be on the breakwall fishing if they didn’t know how to swim.

      • MikeS

        Of course boats make it optional*.

        *optional =/= wise

    • slumbrew

      I had an ex who didn’t know how to swim. Having grown up on the shore, the idea boggled my mind. She grew up in Utah, but still…

    • Mojeaux

      I totally agree that knowing how to swim is a basic life skill. I admit I forgot to get my kids swimming lessons when they were very young. I barely got XX in just under the age limit at the local community center. I completely missed the age requirement for XY. He half-assed learned in Boy Scouts. He got a couple of private lessons from retired swim instructors. XX can swim. XY knows how not to drown, but my failing there is cringe.

    • MikeS

      What Percentage Of The Population Can Swim?

      Eighty percent of Americans in the United States claim that they could swim but underperform when tested. Skills that are tested for basic swimming proficiency include:

      Floating or treading water for 60 consecutive seconds
      Jumping or diving into deep water and being able to come up for air
      Rotating 360 degrees in the water before finding a way out of the water
      Getting out of a pool without a ladder
      Swimming a full pool length without stopping to rest

      The percentage of Americans who can perform all of the above swimming skills is closer to 56 percent.

      I could probably do all those. Depends how long a “full length pool” is.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I used to swim two miles a day before my neck started giving me problems.

        I miss it.

      • slumbrew

        I can do all of those things. I think I _had_ to do all those things when getting scuba certified (never did the open water portion, so I am not, but did the pool and the written exam)

      • Gustave Lytton

        Getting out of a pool without a ladder

        Higher edge/lower water level, no spillover to climb, and look like a shipwreck survivor flopping into a lifeboat.

      • Grosspatzer

        I can still do all of that and I am a decrepit old fuck. But i might forget how to swim if Wendy is lifeguarding.

  2. LCDR_Fish

    Some random thoughts – back home while I pack to fly out tomorrow morning to NOLA. Gonna be on orders for most of the next 2 months.

    Is OMWC running the Glibs twitter account or Webdom? Was a little surprised to see this show up in the feed for our Family Friendly site ;p (Very NSFW). Interesting thread though.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      If I told you who ran it, it would make total sense.

      • R.J.

        Has to be Q.

      • juris imprudent

        Someone sucrose deficient?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        That describes several of us. You have any idea how long Warty goes without eating carbs of any kind?

      • Mojeaux

        So, a way long time ago in the Single Times, I was low-carbing pretty seriously. I was at 20 grams per day for about a year and a half, all cruciferous veggies or lettuce or cheese. I felt good pretty much all the time, and I always tell people Dr. Atkins saved my life.

        I need to get back to that.

      • Sean

        *raises hand*

      • Grosspatzer

        Whoever it is, is my hero.

    • db

      I’ll be in MS east of NOLA on and off over the next few months for work, if you’re interested in meeting up maybe we can make it happen.

  3. DEG

    I don’t come across Brooklyn Brewing too often, but I haven’t come across a bad offering. This one is slightly different in that is begins as a Russian Imperial Stout (rather than something much sweeter) and aged in repurposed Four Roses Whiskey barrels for nine months. The result is something a bit easier to drink, rather than being reminiscent of eating an entire box of liquor cordials. Nicely done. Brooklyn Brewing Co Black Ops Barrel Aged Stout: 4.2/5 11.5% abv

    🙂

    • Swiss Servator

      This year’s offering was an abomination. It was an offense against Man and Nature. It stinks in the nostrils of God.

      Thin/weak. The closest it came to any flavor of the Four Roses was if someone tripped and broke a bottle near one of the casks.

      1.4/5

  4. Chafed

    I love The Hof. He is second only to The Shat.

    • Mojeaux

      I’m wondering what I did with all my teenage scrapbooks of The Hof. I was very pathetic.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Wait….his work as a thespian or a musician?

      • Chafed

        I’d be lying if I said I like The Hof’s music. But there is something endearing about the way he went out and did it. The Shat has a just say yes attitude. He can do no wrong.

        Final answer The Shat > The Hof as a thespian and musician.

      • Chafed

        I can’t imagine what it’s like going through life preoccupied by so much terrible music.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I mean, Nightrider was cool.

  5. juris imprudent

    Just came back from a run to the local brewery for something that’s probably similar. They haven’t done a release for a couple of years (shit – 5 really?), so I wanted to get there as soon as it was released.

    • Chafed

      Looks good and will get your drunk on.

      • juris imprudent

        Picked up 4 bottles. One a session is about it.

  6. juris imprudent

    Oooohhh – special unit!

    The five police officers who have been fired and charged with second-degree murder and other crimes over Nichols’s death were all part of the specialized Street Crimes Operation to Restore Peace in Our Neighborhoods, or Scorpion, unit.

    Turns out to not be the A-Team.

    • Gustave Lytton

      In 2023, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a court for a crime they did commit?

      • Chafed

        They are definitely crack commandos.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Scorpion… sound so friendly.

      • Ted S.

        They rocked Tyre Nichols like a hurricane.

      • MikeS

        I didn’t think you knew any good music.

      • Chafed

        I’m just as surprised.

      • Ted S.

        ALL the music I know is good!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Riiight, keep dreamin’ Ted

    • Rebel Scum

      Street Crimes Operation to Restore Peace in Our Neighborhoods

      They are doing a wonderful job*.

      *I haven’t seen any of the video of the incident if there is any. So I don’t have an opinion yet. But I noticed that it is apparently apparently a “racist, white-supremacy” problem even though the skin pigment composition is all wrong for that narrative.

  7. CPRM

    Meh. They’ll train you. Fine. But, I’m sure you can’t raise a family of 4 on the pay of a life guard, so the job shouldn’t exist either! #Equity #LivingWage

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Just give ’em a pool chain and they’ll be ready for anything.

    • Michael Malaise

      All pools should be designed to be drown-proof!

  8. Grummun

    I’ve got a bomber of Black Ops in the basement from … ten years ago? The bottle is not dated, I think it was the first run. Cork stopper, wired down.

    I bought two at the time, $20 each. Split the first with my brothers, didn’t really care for it, never bothered opening the second.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      If you don’t want it…I’ll take it off your hands.

      • Grummun

        Email me details. My addy should be in the Glibs system.

      • Chafed

        It’s good to see MS get paid for his work.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I wasn’t totally serious, but perhaps I can look you up.

  9. kinnath

    Sandlot was a brilliant fucking movie.

  10. Rebel Scum

    This Has Nothing to do with Pam Anderson

    What about her tits?

    • Hyperion

      Meh. Fake fakishly round boobs on a cookie cutter body. I’m a pass.

      • Chafed

        You are spending too much time with Tres Cool. She was gorgeous.

      • Hyperion

        Meh, she was OK for a cookie cutter blonde.

      • Chafed

        Look past her breasts. She was in fantastic shape.

    • MikeS

      Flotation devices

      • Hyperion

        Well, she did play a lifeguard on TV.

  11. Hyperion

    Eveyone Should Want One

    You know why? Because if you wear this thing, you get the hair and hands of a girl and the hairy legs of a guy. Who doesn’t want that? Imagine if you wear one on both arms!

      • MikeS

        Ah. Now Hyperion’s babbling makes sense. A dude with painted nails and a chick with leg hair. Sign me up.

      • Hyperion

        Hyperion’s babbling always makes sense.

        WTF? How many times do you see that? Who is their target audience? That ain’t no dude, those hands are of a girl. The legs are a guy’s legs. I think it is photoshopped for max wokeness effect. Sometimes you are too woke for your own good.

      • rhywun

        Nah, just trying to beat Apple at their own game.

      • MikeS

        I know it’s long been a dead thread, but the painted nails part of my comment was referring to the black guy with his hands clasped behind his head.

      • R C Dean

        Nah. Fat chick who doesn’t shave her legs, is my bet.

      • Hyperion

        Ewww!!!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Gross

      • Hyperion

        What I thought. And I was looking at it because I might buy a Google Pixel 7 phone and my wife knew that and sent me that link because I wear a FitBit and I’m not too happy with it, maybe time for an upgrade. That’s when I saw the half man/chic thingy.

      • Nephilium

        You know FitBit is owned by Alphabet (the parent company of Google) now, right? There’s not that big of a difference between your FitBit and the Pixel watch.

    • kinnath

      I had to buy a new phone when my LG died. So I went with Samsung. I hated that phone for a couple of years and ditched it for a Google Pixel. I’m quite happy with the Pixel so far. So, I guess I am the target market for that pixel watch. But, that’s gonna discourage me a whole bunch.

      • Hyperion

        Which one do you have? I have a Samsung A50. I’m not unhappy with the phone. I’m switching because I want to switch my phone plan to Google Fi.

      • kinnath

        Pixel 7

      • R.J.

        Forget the smart watch. I use a quartz watch with solar power. Best use of modern technology for a watch. Casio provides an excellent mechanism you see in a variety of watch brands now. Nobody is tracking your old-school watch.

        Also, in response to this discussion overall:

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CxZy3Tr2wQM

  12. Sean

    New neighbor day. 😞

    Apparently they’re fucking stupid. They broke out a front window moving in. Now it’s cardboarded up.

    I hate them already.

    • UnCivilServant

      Is the window the only evidence you have? Accidents happen. Did you have to interact with them?

      • Sean

        Yes and no.

        Their window, just to clarify.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Anti-vivisection bill

    Utah is likely to become the first state to ban gender-affirming medical care for transgender minors this year.

    The Utah Senate approved a bill Friday that would bar minors from receiving gender-affirming surgeries and place an indefinite moratorium on their access to puberty blockers and hormone therapy.

    The bill, which the Utah House of Representatives approved Thursday, would be prospective, so minors who were diagnosed with gender dysphoria before the bill’s effective date, May 3, 2023, would still be able to receive care if they meet a list of requirements.

    “Gender affirming”

    Fuck off.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I don’t think banning is the right way to go, like banning abortion. Limited and specific care under tight and consice regulations maybe..but banning is just more foder for a larger voting age group

      • R C Dean

        Banning is right, electoral effects be damned.

      • rhywun

        Unlike abortion, I doubt very many people are voting on this issue.

        But the Dems having made it arguably their top issue after abortion means it won’t go away unless you convince majorities to stop voting for Democrats for all the reasons the vote for Democrats like free shit and inertia.

    • R C Dean

      Utah takes the controversial position that cutting off a 14 year old’s dick is child abuse.

      So hate. Much bigot.

      • Fourscore

        Damn, I suffer when I get caught in the zipper on my pants. I don’t want to beyond thet.

    • Rebel Scum

      for transgender minors

      Letting this be a thing is child abuse.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    State Sen. Michael Kennedy, a Republican who sponsored the bill and a family practice physician, told colleagues in a hearing last week that gender-affirming treatments “lack sufficient long-term research,” according to local radio station KUER.

    “But still, our country is witnessing a radical and dangerous push for children to enter this version of health care,” he said.

    State Sen. Daniel Thatcher, one of Kennedy’s Republican colleagues, disagreed and was the only Republican to speak out against a previous, though similar, version of the bill last week, KUER reported. He argued that though he and his colleagues might not understand gender-affirming care, “every credible medical organization on the planet says that that is the safest, best and most appropriate care to save those lives.”

    Every credible medical organization; that’s an awfully short list.

    • R C Dean

      So I guess if every credible medical organization told Sen. Thatcher to chop off his dick and balls, he would?

      • Chafed

        There is a bunch of good reporting (see Jesse Singal, Leor Sapir, and Wesley Yang) documenting the lack of long term research, the flimsy research some of these medical organizations rely on, and how European nations are going in the other direction because of the adverse consequences on their youth.

    • rhywun

      “to save those lives”

      WTF they’re just making shit up now.

      Where is the evidence for this? Where are piles of dead girly-boys and tomboys been hiding all these years?

    • juris imprudent

      …to save those lives

      Oh so that explains the above average suicide rate for transitioners. Republican – stupid fuck, but usually stupid about something else.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    I don’t think banning is the right way to go, like banning abortion. Limited and specific care under tight and consice regulations maybe..but banning is just more foder for a larger voting age group

    As usual, the devil is in the details. But for minors, absent actual physical manifestation (as in hermaphroditic organ development), ban it. When they are 18, and fully informed… it’s the patient’s call.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I agree there.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Where is the evidence for this? Where are piles of dead girly-boys and tomboys been hiding all these years?

    Suicide. An epidemic of self-harm as the direct result of refusing to accept and humor delusion. That’s what they’re going with.

    • rhywun

      Oh, I know. Not buying it.

    • Rebel Scum

      And yet, curiously, the suicide rate for trans persons, especially the ones that mutilate themselves, is many times the average.

    • Spudalicious

      And the rate goes up for those that have transitioned.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      “I love my dead transgender son.”

      From the new, updated Heathers. Or maybe it will be called Heaths.

      • Nephilium

        It’ll be Chads. It’ll be stunning and brave.

    • Animal

      At some point, fools and their money deserve to be parted. These people have found that point.

      • Ted S.

        Did I hear you say that there must be a catch?

    • Fourscore

      Price reduced. These readings are only available from a small place in India near the Ganges River and will never be seen again after supplies are exhausted. Don’t wait!

    • Gender Traitor

      RIP Miss Cleo.

    • Hyperion

      Homeless in Cali cause can’t pay the $5000 rent on my one bedroom apt. Ain’t the right color to get no $5 million reparations. Let me see if a Pychic can sort this shit out for me…

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Here’s a weird little factoid I just learned. There are a grand total of four CVS drugstores in Idaho. None of them are in Pocatello. Multiple Walgreens, but no CVS. Every other place I have lived, Walgreens and CVS are pretty much evenly distributed; across the street from one another, more often than not.

    I prefer CVS.

    • R C Dean

      I’ve noticed that you generally see CVS and Walgreen’s stores very close to each other. I don’t recall seeing all that many of them without the other nearby (but it would be easy for it to not register).

      It seems weird that two direct competitors would be all up in each other’s grill like that, rather than trying to find places where the other wasn’t.

      • rhywun

        Walgreens and CVS desert here. We have Rite Aid and a bunch of independents that I will only use in an emergency.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I dropped the national chains when they refused to fill my ivermectin prescription. Support your local pharmacist.

      • Ted S.

        I thought every pharmacy in NYC was a Duane Reade.

      • rhywun

        Not outside Manhattan.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        It seems weird that two direct competitors would be all up in each other’s grill like that, rather than trying to find places where the other wasn’t

        Most of their revenues for both chains come from the pharmacy or clinics, right? Different health plans contract with either/or so it may not be like putting a BK next to a McDs.

      • Nephilium

        From chatting with a Walgreen’s exec many years back (at the time Walgreen’s was the leader, not sure about now). CVS would specifically target locations near any Walgreens’, and start scouting once an opening was announced. At least locally, you used to always see Burger Kings and McDonalds near each other as well. Now BK has been closing stores and one of the larger franchisees declared bankruptcy.

      • Gender Traitor

        That may explain the virtually brand new BK down near UD Arena (and right across from McD’s) that has already closed.

      • Nephilium

        Link about the bankruptcy filing. For some reason they filed in Akron (although they’re based out of the Chi-town area), which is why it popped up in my news feeds when it happened.

      • Gender Traitor

        Yup. Turns out six BKs in the Dayton area closed recently, all owned by that franchisee.

      • Mojeaux

        That sounds like more than a competing-with-McDonalds problem.

      • kinnath

        A long time ago I read an article that said Mac D’s spent enormous amounts of money on research to decide where to open new stores. BK just waited until Mac Ds built a new one, then BK built a block away.

      • Nephilium

        That was the thought process the exec said that CVS was using as well.

      • Mojeaux

        The only thing worth eating at BK is the sausage, egg, and cheese croissanwich.

      • kinnath

        Correct.

        Jimmy Dean’s frozen sandwiches are pretty good. So I never need to fine a BK to get my fix.

      • Mojeaux

        Last time I went with Jimmy Dean’s (admittedly a long time ago) they were a little more expensive (per sandwich) than BK’s and much smaller than BK’s.

      • kinnath

        I buy 12-packs at Sams’s Club. They’re available whenever I want one. But, you are definitely paying for convenience. On the hand, the closest BK is 15 miles away.

      • Mojeaux

        Ah. Mine is 5 mins away, 2 doors down from the bank where I pay my rent, but I MIGHT get one every other month or so.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Yeah…the last time I set foot in a BK was because every Air Force base had one, except for Peterson AFB. Which incidentally was my last station.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I hate them both. I use a small independent pharmacy.

      His name is Skeeter.

      • Mojeaux

        When we took XY to South Dakota, we found out the CVS is in a Target store.

  18. R C Dean

    Back to the post: I am not good with lifeguards who have only been in the water and able to swim for a few weeks or months. A lifeguard needs to be comfortable and capable in the water.

    You fucked up, Philadelphia. That means you can’t reopen all the pools. Sucks to be you. Don’t fuck up again, and shit like this won’t happen. Ya feckin’ morons.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    It seems weird that two direct competitors would be all up in each other’s grill like that, rather than trying to find places where the other wasn’t.

    I have always wondered about that. Maybe it’s easier to poach the other guy’s customers if people don’t have to alter their traffic pattern.

    • R.J.

      CVS started that. They moved in next to Walgreens to poach customers. Might have worked too, if they didn’t suck so bad. Don’t try to compete with a big chain if you ban cigarettes and take an hour to get a prescription in the drive through lane.

      • Brochettaward

        CVS actually surpassed Walgreens as the top pharmacy chain years back. Not saying it’s great service, but CVS is quite a bit larger now.

      • Brochettaward

        No expert here, but when you include all of CVS’s total business, it has a net worth four times the size of Walgreens. I think things flipped entirely when they purchased Aetna. They own 24% of the market for prescriptions compared to 18% for Walgreens.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        And they are firmly part of the medical industrial complex. I won’t use them for anything if I can help it.

      • Mojeaux

        CVS sucks a big giant donkey cock. I was so mad when they bought Aetna (our carrier). Walgreen’s is awesome.

      • Nephilium

        Walgreens also gets quite a large amount of sales from online items, which includes… marital aids.

      • Chafed

        It’s a medical device!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Shop at both auto parts store then buy the cheapest, pretty common vuainess practice.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Business practice,
        /buzzed Yusef

    • Gender Traitor

      Years ago, when CVS and Walgreen’s stores seemed to be popping up everywhere here in Ohio, someone told me each chain was trying to get the state’s Medicaid contract (I think it was Medicaid rather than Medicare,) and whichever one had the biggest market presence would win. Many of those stores have progressed in their life cycle to become “dollar” stores of one chain or another.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Right, or just collect on the stragglers in the area on a competitor’s Medicaid plan.

  20. Sensei

    Today’s Idiots In Cars.

    1. No idea what happened, but with a BMW driver all bets are possible.
    2. Would not be surprised if there were fatalities.
    3. As a Tesla owner I recognize the color tone and location as coming from one the side cameras on the car.
    4. Given the angle and speeds its worthy of a Bruckheimer movie. It’s rare you’d catch a crash from this angle and location from either a fixed camera or standard dash camera.

    BMW goes high speed and crashes

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      That’ll leave a mark.

    • Grosspatzer

      Yowza.

      2. Would not be surprised if there were fatalities.

      Would be surprised if there weren’t.

      • Sensei

        Yeah, I put that in as a bit of a warning. Some people don’t knowingly want to see videos that show fatalities.

        For example when those crowds were crushed to death in South Korea I felt no need to see any videos. Reading about it was about all I could take. Mind you if somebody sent me a video and I watched it I wouldn’t have freaked, however.

  21. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Just about done with my 2022 books. A couple of review items and off to the accountant they go.

    That was an excruciating process, but very necessary.

    • Gender Traitor

      Just in time to balance and close January! 😃

    • Sensei

      May the family situation improve in 2023.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Thanks. One can hope, but I think I’ve probably seen my sister for the last time outside of funerals.

    • Mojeaux

      Just got my husband’s W2 and realized how much we spend on health insurance. Nowhere close to your tragedy, but DAYAMMNNN. I’m kind of sitting here in shellshock. (Husband takes care of the bills. I pay the rent and do the taxes.)

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Thanks Obama

    • Fourscore

      Why I never wanted to go into business with my brothers. I’d be hearing the wives’ bitching about how things weren’t being distributed correctly.

  22. Sensei

    How the hell does this just “fell off the truck”?

    Tiny radioactive capsule lost in Australia triggers search

    Great reporting too. No description of the element of how it was packaged. However:

    There are concerns the solid capsule may have already become lodged in another vehicle’s tyre and potentially be hundreds of kilometers (miles) away from the search area.

    WTF? It’s not in a container of any size or structure? Good thing procedures were followed.

    • Fourscore

      A mini Nuke power plant.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      cesium 137

      The article is not clear, but I’m guessing it’s a calibration standard.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      “10 X-rays in an hour”

      That’s barely above flying at altitude, but I wouldn’t want to put it in my pocket. You’d get a nasty little burn.

    • Chafed

      Australian Spider-Man here we come.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Italian Spider Man is the best Spider Man

      • Tres Cool

        “Get me a macchiato, pussycat”

    • Mojeaux

      I’m not terribly curious about Japan or wanting to go there, but I LOVE that they have vending machines everywhere for everything.

      • Sensei

        If you’d like to visit Asia with amazing customer service it’s the place to go.

        OTH, it’s expensive although less so with the rise in the dollar compared to yen.

        But nobody in my family has an interest visiting there either!

  23. The Late P Brooks

    CVS vs Walgreen’s location tactics.

    The most predatory thing I noticed about WalMart, long ago, was their tendency to build a store across the street from Kmart, in small to midsize cities. The obvious intent was to capitalize on established traffic. I first noticed it in Ashland, Ohio, which was the nearest “shopping town” to my grandparents’ farm. I started looking after that, it it was extremely common to see a shiny new and very busy WalMart in close proximity to a run down Kmart.

    • Gender Traitor

      Ah, but does Walmart have that stale popcorn smell that hits you in the face as soon as you walk in the door??

      One local ex-Kmart is now a Rural King, and I swear I can still smell the stale popcorn/rancid liquid butter/whatever the heck it was by the entrance.

      • Tres Cool

        The popcorn smell I always remember came from either Rink’s or Goldman’s when such a place was on Salem, c. 1977

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Hmm…

      I am old enough to know what KMart is. Then again, if you throw out Foley’s, Montgomery-Ward, Robinson-May, Best, Circuit City, that will probably throw my dates off even more,

  24. The Late P Brooks

    No idea what happened, but with a BMW driver all bets are possible.

    That’s a big WTF? Maybe something ran in front of him like a deer or coyote.

  25. R.J.

    Just watched an ad for Flex-Seal flood protection. That stuff is amazing.

    • Gender Traitor

      I get the impression Flex Seal now owns Super Glue.

      Today, Super Glue. Tomorrow, the world!

    • Sensei

      That’s on CNBC all the time at work. Favorite bit is the fish swimming around after they flood the place.

  26. Tres Cool

    I had no idea “redditspeedbot” was a thing. Ive just wasted too much time there.
    Took Tres Ver 2.0 driving today. The boy needs Adderall and I need Xanax.

    “Stop looking at me and watch the road”
    “No, it doesnt need to be in “sport mode”.
    “Stop looking at me. Pay attention.”
    “Dont fuck with the radio”
    “Jesus, can you focus for 1 minute?”

  27. Brochettaward

    This is a reminder that dry land is not a myth.

  28. Sensei

    I’m responsible for needing to fire you and I’m awesome for having the courage to do it.

    “I am reminded in moments like this, of something Martin Luther King said, that ‘the ultimate measure of a [leader] is not where [they] stand in the moments of comfort and convenience, but where [they] stand in times of challenge and controversy,’” Tejada wrote.

    Remember, it’s always about me and how awesome I am.

    ‘Tone deaf’ PagerDuty CEO Jennifer Tejada ripped for quoting MLK in layoffs memo

    • Brochettaward

      Last month, PagerDuty reported that it generated revenue of $94.2 million for the most recent quarter — a year-over-year increase of 31.3%. The company also said that its net loss for the same quarter amounted to $32.8 million — which was higher than the year before.

      “We expect to finish the year strong — in fact, we have reaffirmed our guidance for FY23 today — and those results, combined with the refinements outlined above, put PagerDuty in a position of strength to successfully execute on our platform strategy regardless of what the market and the macroenvironment bring,” Tejada wrote in the email earlier this week.

      1. Retards in positions of power extends well beyond politics.
      2. I love the silicon valley business model where you can just lose money every year and crow about it.

      • Gustave Lytton

        3. And $2M/yr plus another $11M in stock equity for someone with basically zero experience other than having a pair of tits and ability to market herself.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        $13M for a revenue base of $94M and an operating loss of $33M.

        I’m doing it wrong.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      “she sent a lengthy, 1,669-word email”

      OFFS

      This is someone who has never been properly coached, supervised, or trained. She’s probably been on the diversity ladder from day one with everyone kissing her ass. When in reality, she’s incompetent. I’m reminded of that idiot Fiorina.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yep.

        It’s a trick she first learned at Proctor & Gamble, where she spent seven years after graduating from the University of Michigan with both a liberal arts and a business management degree. In fact, in her first tech job out of P&G, working for the bubble-era supply chain management startup I2 Technologies

        after spending four years as the VP of global marketing for I2 — four years during which the dot-com bubble expanded wildly, then popped — Tejada quit her job, went home for the holidays and, while her baffled family looked on, booked a round-trip ticket to Australia to get away and learn about yachts.

        She left the experience not only with her skipper certification but in a relationship with her now-husband of 16 years, an Australian with whom she settled in Sydney for roughly 12 years.

        There, she worked for a private equity firm, then joined Telecom New Zealand as its chief marketing officer for a couple of years, then landed soon after at an enterprise software company that catered to asset-intensive industries, including mining, as its chief strategy officer. When that private-equity backed company was sold, Tejada took a breath, then was recruited to lead, for the first time, another company: Keynote Systems, a publicly traded internet and mobile cloud testing and monitoring company that she steered to a sale to the private equity firm Thomas Bravo a couple of years later.

        Zero real experience and zero experience actually staying in one place and developing personally. Jump to another opportunity before the past catches up. Just like Carly.

      • juris imprudent

        Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Professional Management Class.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    I was just watching some live in car video from Daytona on IMSA.tv. I just happened to catch a pit stop driver change from one of the Mercedes AMGs. The thing has a tilt/telescope steering wheel to make driver changes easier. I hadn’t seen that before. I wonder if everybody has them.