I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am… a Senator!
“Heel mee,” Dianne groaned through the working section of her twisted mouth.
“No, I don’t think so, Dianne,” Hillary said, barely looking up from her pubic topiary.
“All-wahs loyul,” Dianne said effortly. “I desherve…”
“You deserve nothing,” Hillary said. clip clip clip “We needed you in the Senate and you let us down.” clip clip clip
“Nannncy,” Dianne said, the word coming out in the creek of a tomb opening.
“She can’t help you either,” Hillary said. clip clip clip “In fact, she’s on her way out too. Some health scare to keep her from running again. Breast cancer, probably. That’s always a good one.”
“Roooth…”
“Ruth is as dead as dead gets. Her ancient pussy is full of worms.” clip clip clip
Dianne strained to stand up, her paralyzed hand and drooping face contorting with hideous will. She collapsed back into her wheelchair, tried to make herself cry, failed, and shook as another convulsion took her.
Hillary stood, lifted her gunt and showed Dianne the roaring lion face she had carved into the gray afro of her quim.
“I am not your Savior, Dianne. Or Nancy’s. Or Joe’s. Or Kamala’s. I am Hillary! Your feculent fecklessness has forced me to save myself too many times. I won in 2016 and you Congress-cunts let Trump steal it from me. And instead of supporting me in 2020, you let an elderly dementia patient that SHITS HIMSELF in front of dignitaries become president and stole the honor of defeating Trump from me. From me!”
Hillary walked over to the window and pressed up against the glass, displaying herself to Harlem.
“You all like fucking me over,” Hillary growled, bending backwards to press her mangled labia against the glass. Tires squealed on the streets below, the bangshatter of cars colliding, screams, gunfire.
“Do your fucking worst,” Hillary snarled at the people in chaos below. Her labia came away from the glass with a wet slurp, a smear of ancient yellow pus remaining, as she turned back to Dianne.
“Do you think this is the worst, Dianne?” Hillary asked as she crossed to the wheelchair-bound crone.
She caressed the palsied features of Dianne’s face: the deep runnels of age, the sagging lower lid of her purblind eye, the grimace of pain and fear frozen on her face.
“Do you think there is no more misery to mine from what is left of your life?”
*turns dead eyes toward readership*
I…I am sorry we published this. I am going to go try to find opium now.
I’d like to speak to a manager.
Sorry. This is abuse.
There is no balm in Gilead.
🤢🤮
I used to like that song.
Wow, Just wow.
“You all like fucking me over,” Hillary growled, bending backwards to press her mangled labia against the glass. Tires squealed on the streets below, the bangshatter of cars colliding, screams, gunfire.
Author! Author!
Perfect after the quotes from Feinstein in the morning links.
Hillary’s kind of a bitch, isn’t she?
If that’s not the understatement of the year, it will do until a better one comes along.
This calls for a Terry Gilliam animation. The Capitol standing on end and disappearing into the bowels of the earth, like a great ship holed below the waterline and sinking.
Cracks in half as it sinks, like the Titanic.
Sucked into a singularity like the house in Poltergeist
Then Hell spews it back out, as Satan shouts “I will have none of that here”!
“We have standards, you know!”
The Event Horizon, dwindling to nothing as it passes through the swirling maelstrom into Hell.
To think I was looking forward to Joemala today.
Joe’s not here man.
If, in 1992, you showed Feinstein photos of herself from 2023 and news clips of her statements, do you think she would still make the same life decisions?
Show her a statement of her net worth in 2023, and the answer is “yes”.
In 1992, she’d already had Moscone and Milk eliminated. Granted, not Clinton level but still.
“You all like fucking me over,” Hillary growled, bending backwards to press her mangled labia against the glass. Tires squealed on the streets below, the bangshatter of cars colliding, screams, gunfire.
Wow.
So she turned Harlem into the hell scene from Event Horizon.
https://screenrant.com/libera-te-tutemet-ex-inferis-event-horizon-latin-quote-translation/
I was thinking of the Whimper of Whipped Dogs, or In the Mouth of Madness.
I just realized I have never seen The Mouth of Madness. I seems impossible since I thought I saw all of Carpenter’s movies.
I love In the Mouth of Madness. To me, it’s the movie that most perfectly encapsulates a Lovecraftian feel and theme throughout it. Sam Neil seems to get a lot of roles in films based on world ending insanity and cosmic horrors.
Another vote for In the Mouth of Madness.
Yes, great film.
Sutter Cane speaks.
I particularly like how the descent to gunfire is immediate.
Grand theft auto used to have a cheat code to make all of the NPCs go insane. If you bumped one on the street they would shoot others, run and scream, cars would start running people over, a insanity chain reaction. Old ladies beating up street thugs was my personal favorite.
Come to think of it, I think the 4th dimensional being running our simulation might be using this mode for the past several years.
Riot mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuEaSUR73kQ
Those were suicides.
Well that was… something.
*splashes holy water on monitor*
[sniff, sniff] sulfur?
What the…wait…uhhhh….OH MY G – *HHHUUUUUUURRRRRKKKKKK!!!!!!*
Um, Bravo?
I ate a medium rare burger while reading.
I feel like St. George after he killed the dragon. Bring it, Satan!
I forgot it was Wednesday and had a spicy chicken ranch sandwich just before reading.
It is not sitting well.
*munches on piri piri chicken, wonders what the uproar is all about*
“Her labia came away from the glass with a wet slurp, a smear of ancient yellow pus remaining…”
I read it, looked up at the dressing of the chicken salad I was eating, and pushed it away. Perhaps later I’ll have an appetite.
Chicken salad, with a mustard dressing?
HipBurger chicken bowl. Kind of a thousand island dressing. More orange than yellow, but close enough for nausea.
Do you think there is no more misery to mine from what is left of your life?
Sure, it was funny up until that point.
Ok, I thought the Cheetos movie was a joke.
But this is funny.
OK, I have something equally disturbing to share. A little while ago I had a phone call from the Social Security Administration regarding my upcoming retirement, and the person was pleasant and helpful. Lest you think I was just swindled, I did vet the call to make sure it wasn’t a fraud (and received the follow-up e-mail). I’m still a little weirded out, so SF‘s vibe doesn’t really unsettle me today.
Were you weirded out by the call or the fact that you are nearing retirement?
Helpful courteous SSA employee – yes, that weirded me out. Not stressed at retiring – exceedingly happy about that. I really wouldn’t wish to be a younger man today; I’ll be lucky to make it to my grave without killing someone and if you gave me an extra 30 years I’m pretty sure I would not get through it clean.
My friend works at SSA. She is amazed at how unhelpful, slow, and shitty her peers are. She is a really hard worker in all aspects of her life. A job like this was a godsend for her. HS education, mother of 4, this job is really her first career after being a STH mother other than part time work.
We are but a few in the Leviathan that actually take the Oath seriously and truly try to be a servant to the People.
I should confess I’ve felt the same odd way.
When my Dad died in the summer of ’21 and I was dealing with everything (including his SS “survivor’s benefit” or whatever it is, and Mom’s), the SS agent I dealt with was frankly great.
Granted, location probably mattered – the nearest office was a coupla counties away in a medium-sized college town in Georgia, so I got a lot of the local/small-town benefit, but either way, she was among the most happy and helpful people I’ve ever talked to.
So it did feel really weird to have good vibes about the SSA.
Colleague who is turning eligible for Medicare phoned SSA office to square away some issues, had similar experience. Was dreading it but got a helpful friendly person who fixed the problems right away.
Tangential, but this is shitty and not merely local news:
https://www.cbs8.com/article/news/investigations/san-diego-has-collected-over-3-million-in-social-security-payouts-from-foster-children/509-24dcea25-ff7a-4192-bb78-f5ff2de6e42d
Cunts
https://imgflip.com/gif/7m4u9k
Bravo.
👏
“Quim” for the win.
Her labia came away from the glass with a wet slurp, a smear of ancient yellow pus remaining, as she turned back to Dianne.
I feel guilty and dirty that I like that as much as I do.
barely looking up from her pubic topiary
I like the early warnings that we’re headed for horrifying depths.
I loled and that one.
Then it got weird.
bangshatter
Nice.
It wasn’t so bad reading this after lunch with a work meeting going in the background.
Is it too late to cancel my subscription?
Holy shit, that was something else.
I think the last few lulled us into complacency.
I bet you regret installing your cameras in Hillary’s office.
That’s what he does. He gives us a few mild ones to set up that contrast, and then…
As if I didn’t already have enough trouble sleeping.
I started reading faster and faster in order to get to the end without absorbing the entirety of it.
I think I failed.
They cropped Macbeth and the other two witches out of that pic of Feinstein, didn’t they?
She ate the liver of the blaspheming Jew all by herself.
So the other day I was wondering how many hotels my mayor has removed from tourist business and given over to “asylum seekers”. The answer appears to be 123.
Yup. Walking to Penn it became obvious what happened to the Stewart Hotel.
I hand no idea it was so many however.
I’m also reminded of the Seinfeld episode with the car rental reservation.
https://www.foxnews.com/media/couple-wedding-guests-kicked-out-hotel-make-room-migrants
It’s unbelievable. He’s destroying the tourism industry and forgoing millions of dollars in taxes and revenue in return for paying millions in hand-outs.
Bringing in reliable new Donk voters – check.
Wrecking what’s left of independent freedom in the hotel industry and driving dependency (on him) – check.
Sticking it to the yokels – check
So, I think you misspelled “totally expected”.
So are the illegals going to live in these hotels until their court dates in 2030?
Well, they can’t legally get a job…
Why would you bother when you’re getting room and board for free?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just imagine the logistics of this.
Who is feeding all these people?
How does housekeeping clean the rooms when none of the occupants have anywhere to go all day every day?
What do all these people do all day?
I’d be curious to see the condition of these hotels 1 year from now.
6 months – biohazard sites.
Turn left just before you get to the gates of Hell
Three Colorado cities along the Front Range ranked in the top 25 in U.S. News and World Report’s annual “Best Places to Live” report on the 150 largest metropolitan areas in the U.S.
Boulder’s “blissed-out” vibe, endless outdoor recreation nearby and many wellness and alternative healthcare opportunities earned the city the No. 4 spot on the list, which also puts it as the No. 1 best place to live in Colorado, according to the report.
“This blissed-out enclave attracts young professionals, families, academics, scientists, transplants from both coasts, old guards who insist it was way cooler in the 1970s, and, above all, lovers of outdoor recreation,” the report states. “Trail runners, hikers, climbers, cyclists and more move here to live in this perpetual playground, where the answer to ‘What do you do?’ is often one’s activity of choice, not occupation.”
Stop it. You’re killing me.
Detroit Free Press had an article about that list also.
Detroit #114
Flint #130
https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2023/05/16/michigan-best-cities-u-s-news-world-ranking/70223794007/
Cleveland #97.
We’re Not Detroit!
That was just ranking cities in Michigan, right?
Utter.
Horseshit.
Not at all. I find that the area starting about 10 miles straight west of downtown is quite lovely!
Physically, yes. I lived in Colorado for thirty years and there is still a lot I love about the state. Come November, loyal sidekick Rat and I will spend our usual deer/elk season mooching around up in Grand County, one of my favorite places.
But there isn’t enough money in the world to get me to move back there. The state government has been captured by lunatics.
The Akron paper had an article complaining that Akron (and Canton) got lumped in with Cleveland for that report.
I don’t put much faith in it as they cite Youngstown as a good place to live. I do not know anyone who was hoping to move to Youngstown.
It’s a great town for Family Businesses!
Exactly the same impression I’ve got about Y-town. I’ve known quite a few people who were from Youngstown, none of them seemed to be in a hurry to move back.
The Ukrainian bloggers who filmed about 30 Patriot missiles being launched before the system was brought down have been arrested.
https://www.reddit.com/r/UkrainianConflict/comments/13k1nvl/the_security_service_of_ukraine_sbu_announced_the/
Contradicting the official story is not allowed. The real problem is that many American sites pointed out that the video has up to $150 million (price of individual Patriot missiles is not clear) worth of American tax-payer bought missiles being blasted into the night before a Russian missile gets through anyway.
Gonzalo Lira is also back in Ukrainian custody and will supposedly be charged with saying things not allowed.
No need to use the ordinance judiciously when it is being given to you for free.
American and Ukrainian military people keep saying that the Patriot can’t intercept hypersonic missiles while the politicians keep bragging about how many they have shot down.
Guessing they got swarmed with decoys and cheap drones. Once the launcher was located, at least part of the system was hit.
This is war. As soon as new tech was introduced, it became someone’s job to figure out how to neutralize it. They weren’t going to say “They have patriot missiles now, oh well, guess we can’t launch our own missiles anymore.”
Sure. Maybe put a pause on starting new wars until it’s figured out.
This is some bullshit.
It’s up to parents to keep their kids from seeing pr0n.
It’s up to kids to find a way around their parents.
Apropos of nothing: I love this song – I’m running in a wheel and I don’t know why.
I am disappoint. I expected Hillary to don a strap-on and rape Dianne in every orifice and add in a little squicking and clutching of shingles scars. Then maybe we’d get within a mile of how evil Hillary really is.
Stop giving him ideas.
Imagine how evil Feinstein’s family has to be to send her back to DC in that condition. I would never do that to my wife or mother.
Is there any better proof that these people value nothing more than their own power?
Imagine how much of an evil bitch SENATOR Feinstein has been to her family over the decades.
Then you’ll know why they’d be perfectly willing to send her back.
Imagine having the other option being to put her into the spare bedroom?
You all have weak stomachs.
If you are going to Hillary a song, something by John Cougar Mellonball is almost as fine a choice as Bruce Stringbean.
John Cougar Mellonball
Local AOR DJs called him “John Whoosier Mellonhead”
Please. Just stop.
https://twitter.com/DrewHLive/status/1658893668739342336?s=20
Well, certainly the electric ones are…
*sigh*
Morons who don’t understand their customer base (or just don’t fucking care).
Chevy Silveraydo
A great parody of how trucks were marketed 10 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfHtcUZXljw
Diane’s final thoughts:
“The end is near. I hear a noise at the door, as of some immense slippery body lumbering against it. It shall not find me. God, that hand! The window! The window!”
.
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HP Lovecraft.
My first thought: I need to send this to NPR Lady and watch the nuclear explosion.
You could have your Travis Bickle moment with Betsy at the 42nd street “Movie Theater” .
Do it, Old Man!
NPR ladies come and go. They’re just like streetcars.
From that twatter thread:
Elon Musk apologizes to Magneto for comparing him to George Soros.
Ford should make a commercial with a flaming homo interior decorator loading a Ming vase in the back of his Raptor.
Damn, SF, if I was managing a baseball team you’d be batting clean up.
The most disgusting, repulsive thing I’ve ever seen. A bonus for Hillary using her fake accent, “You all”.
Now do Fettermann and Shumer together, equal opportunity