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WaPo Reporter Makes up Fetterman Quote to Obscure the Senator’s Incoherence, Gets Roasted and Deletes

As RedState reported, Sen. John Fetterman is back in the US Senate, and things are not going well. During a hearing on Wednesday, he attempted to grill the former CEO of the now-failed Silicon Valley Bank.

I’ll post the video in a moment, but first, let’s look at how Washington Post reporter Jeff Stein transcribed what was said. This comes via a screenshot because Stein was ratioed so badly that he eventually deleted his original tweet, but we’ll get to that shortly.

Now, you might read that quote and think “Well, I guess Fetterman is doing just fine.” You might even think that he’s making a stellar recovery from the massive stroke that he had in 2022 before refusing to drop out of the race despite clearly being incapable of fulfilling the duties of a senator.

But like most things that come from the mainstream media, Stein’s “quote” wasn’t heavily, how do you say, slanted. To be more clear, the “reporter” completely wrote what Fetterman said to hide his condition.

Here is the actual quote of everything Fetterman said along with the video, and consider this a fair warning if you get migraines easily.

The link in the last paragraph is to Sloopy. Even if you are a big Twitter fan, the comments are amazing as the flail to make excuses, whatabout Trump, attempt to shame him for writing own Fetterman’s own rambling nonsense, and just get plain butthurt.

For those that refuse to use Twitter or banned, here is Sloop’s transcription:

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I transcribed it. It’s nonsense. Enjoy:

Is. Is it staggering? Is it a staggering a res uh responsibility that ju that a head of a bank could literally could literally crash our economy? It’s astonishing. That’s like if you have I mean like uh uh and and they also realizes that that that now they have it’s in-, in- guaranteed, a guaranteed way to be saved again by a no matter, by no mat, by, by how? You know, so it’s, it’s, you know isn’t it appropriate that the uh that those kind of controls should be were stricter? To prevent this kind of thing from willing? Or should we just go on start bailing and sailing whoever bank regardless of how, how raaaare rare theirs their conduct is? Who you know I’ll give you an example. Uh, the republicans want to give a work requirement for SNAP. You know for a uh uh uh uh a hungry family has to have these this kind of penalties or these some kinds of wooooord or working uh require shouldn’t you have some kind of working required suu after we sail your bank uh billions of your bank? Because you seem we were preoccupied uh when uh then SNAP uh requirements for works for uh hungry people but not about pro, protecting the tax, tax papers you know that will bail them out of whatever does about a bank to crash it. ::shrugs:: Chair.

 

Honestly, just fuck everything. Fuck it all. Burn it all down. I’m done.

This is the story of Cinthia, a video game character who, after defeating the last enemy, finds herself facing one much more important battle.

Also, is this how they think video games are made?

This sweet kicker at the end is [chef’s kiss]:

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