Friday Morning Links

by | Mar 13, 2026 | Daily Links | 233 comments

The college conference tournaments are getting pretty wild. Poor Miami (OH) finally lost a game, but I think they’ll rob a bubble spot, hopefully from Auburn. Of course Duke won even though they shouldn’t have. Ohop State will take on TTUN after beating Iowa. And a bunch of other quality matchups are on tap today. That’s about all I’ve got until I get a chance to watch the Chinese GP practice and sprint qualifying. I assume it’ll just be Mercedes running away with it again. And that’s it for sports.

And why, exactly, was this asshole not still in prison or stripped of his citizenship and deported once he was released? Fucking shameful. Glad the students stabbed and beat him to death, at least. But people inside of our government have some answers to give about this fucking guy.

With all the craziness at home and the Iran stuff, this is slipping under the radar. And they’re making a rare public announcement this morning and nobody knows what it’s about.

I wish they could start getting rid of the sand. Because this sounds absolutely amazing.

Why not just shovel it into a furnace? I’m talking about the money, btw. However…no, never mind. I’m talking about the money.

I assume this is a lot of homes. Which is why I’m surprised to just be hearing about it now.

I’m really confused what’s happening here. An offer was made, the offer was rejected, isn’t that it?

A fucked up law that violates rights is being exploited? Well knock me over with a feather.

Would these people rather the dogs have died? Apparently so, because politics has taken over the mind of a lot of retarded people.

A hate crime? That might be a bit over the top, even if all the accusations in the story are true.

I wish this stupid, crazy woman would just go away. Or the judge over her fraud cases would just stop letting her get away with “mental health and exhaustion” excuses that have held up her sworn testimony.

Here’s we go. Such an underplayed part of their catalog. As is this one. Just lovely. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Friday and weekend as we get into spring break.

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233 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    “And why, exactly, was this asshole not still in prison or stripped of his citizenship and deported once he was released?”

    Equity justice?

    • sloopyinca

      I really don’t know. Apparently he was given early release into some program used for people who have drug addictions.
      But if you’re gonna let him out early, why not just strip him of his citizenship and send him on a plane to some shithole aligned with his politics?

      • AlexinCT

        The left has decided that the true victims are the criminals, and that the victims of criminals are entitled well off people. so they are hard at work reshaping society to serve the will & cause of the criminals (after all, practically every democrat pol out there is a criminal). That is why they hate what this guy says..

    • rhywun

      That is almost certainly exactly why.

      He was on supervised release, which is …

      … useless, obviously.

      • Not Adahn

        I wonder if the “supervisor” will even take the tiniest hit on his/her annual eval.

  2. Common Tater

    “The ancient city, known as Alexandria on the Tigris, is located in southern Iraq, near the Persian Gulf.”

    So not as bad as Los Angeles?

    • AlexinCT

      Nothing is as bad as Los Angeles although NYC is running hard to get there..

      • Not Adahn

        I was just thinking the other day: is there much music celebrating NYC written after the invention of television? I can think of at least a few musical celebrations of LA. (“Under the Bridge” was on the corporate radio playlist during my Houston-Saratoga Springs drive)

      • Ted S.

        New York, New York was written for the 1977 movie. (Originally sung by Liza Minnelli, not Frank Sinatra.)

        There’s also this ditty.

      • Not Adahn

        @d.a.elliottjr.367
        2 years ago
        I heard this a couple times on radio in 1977 & never heard it again until I bought it on CD 30 years later.
        3
        Reply

        @BarkerMalloy
        2 years ago
        I never knew they released any songs other than “More More More”! This one isn’t nearly as good but still sounds pretty decent.

        Alol.

      • Ted S.

        And a lot of the Billy Joel œuvre is New York-centric.

      • Not Adahn

        Is he? I got the impression that his stuff is near-but-not-NYC like Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi.

        “Uptown Girl” probably refers to NYC, but where is the bar in “Piano Man?” Obviously “Allentown” isn’t about NYC.

      • slumbrew

        He’s a Long Island guy but there’s a lot of NYC stuff, AFAIK.

        e.g., Moving Out

        Sergeant O’Leary is walkin’ the beat
        At night, he becomes a bartender
        He works at Mr. Cacciatore’s down on Sullivan Street
        Across from the medical center

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Piano Man is about a bar in LA; damned if I can find the name.

      • Ted S.

        He walked through Bedford-Stuy alone in “You May Be Right”.

        There’s also the line about Channel 13 in “Pressure”.

      • Ted S.

        And of course “New York State of Mind” is clearly about New York.

      • EvilSheldon

        I was just thinking the other day: is there much music celebrating NYC written after the invention of television?

        Empire State of Mind.

        Fairytale of New York should probably count.

      • EvilSheldon

        A Heart in New York – this was a fixture of youth road trips with my parents.

        I think for the first ten or twelve years of my life, my parents had exactly three cassette tapes: Simon and Garfunkel’s The Concert in Central Park, Alan Parson Project Eye in the Sky, and the Highwaymen album.

      • rhywun
      • Not Adahn

        Fairytale of New York should probably count.

        Wut?

        Not only is it not a celebration of NYC, it’s not even about NYC. It’s about a couple having a fight that happens to be set in NYC, but the setting is irrelevant and could have been anywhere.

      • EvilSheldon

        It’s about a couple having a fight that happens to be set in NYC, but the setting is irrelevant and could have been anywhere.

        You’re being too particular. By that standard, Under the Bridge is about Anthony Kiedis OD’ing under a bridge that happens to be in LA, but could have been anywhere (with bridges.)

      • EvilSheldon

        I have a soft spot for that tune, just because I discovered it on AudioGalaxy my junior year of college, a solid decade before the fucking hipsters discovered and ruined it.

      • Not Adahn

        You’re being too particular. By that standard, Under the Bridge is about Anthony Kiedis OD’ing under a bridge that happens to be in LA, but could have been anywhere (with bridges.)

        No, because that song specifically calls out how great a particular city is, it loves him, it’s his only friend etc. The attitude of the singer to the city is a core part of the song. “Fairytale of New York”‘s core is the two singers, their regrets, their relationship. Sure the fight come to a head but I think anyone would assume it’s the stress of the holidays and not because the city they’re fighting in is awesome.

      • sloopyinca

        What about The Lovin’ Spoonful’s “Summer In The City?”

        Also, about half the songs the Beastie Boys wrote were celebrations of NY.

        And there’s NYC by Interpol.

      • Not Adahn

        I have shame for not thinking of the Beastie Boys.

        I now have a theme for this week’s IFLA music!

      • Gender Traitor

        Love “Summer in the City” but never considered it specific to NYC. 🤔
        ::thoughtfully refrains from linking to “NYC” from Annie::

  3. Not Adahn

    Shoveling 3 gigabux into the furnace would have some positive effect on inflation by reducing the money supply.

    • rhywun

      So the migrant hotels are turning into bum hotels. I never saw that coming.

      I wonder how many of them the migrants already destroyed in the last few years.

      • DrOtto

        Reminds me of what happened to the hotels used in Houston to house Katrina refugees…

  4. UnCivilServant

    I wish they could start getting rid of the sand. Because this sounds absolutely amazing.

    They clear it slow in case ther’es anything in the sand that is of interest.

    I just wish Alexander had been more creative in naming cities. I knew it was another Alexandria when I read it was associated with him.

    • AlexinCT

      Why bother naming anything something as awesome as Alex-whatever? 😎😎

  5. Not Adahn

    I am having a bit of faith for the new generation that they took the guy out.

    • Grumbletarian

      Yep. Bravo to those cadets. I’m anticipating the CNN hitjob piece though. Some of them might be straight white men after all.

      • Grumbletarian

        “Devout Muslim visits historic college campus for quite reflection AND THEN SUDDENLY…”

      • Ted S.

        Austere scholar.

      • DrOtto

        What could have been a normal day…

  6. Not Adahn

    Jalloh then tried to buy an AR-15 assault rifle from a Virginia gun store

    *starts to go on useless pedantic rant*

    *gives up, accepts descriptivism*

    • Rat on a train

      Don’t worry. Even the non-assaulty version will be banned soon.

    • EvilSheldon

      I don’t mind the descriptivism.

      With the exception of two dedicated gaming guns, all my AR15-pattern rifles are specifically designed and intended for assaulting people. If you consider criminals and politicians people.

      • Threedoor

        And communists.

  7. Common Tater

    “But even with the ebbing influx of migrants, the city is still grappling to shelter more than 100,000 people a night — the highest level since the Great Depression of the 1930s, according to the advocacy group Homes for the Homeless….

    “The City’s use of hotels to serve as emergency shelters is obviously far from ideal. But given that the City has both a legal and moral obligation to provide shelter to all in need of such, they must make sure that they have enough beds,” said David Giffen, executive director of the Coalition for the Homeless.”

    I’m seeing the problem here.

    • Not Adahn

      Set up those triple or quad-bunk hammocks like they had on USN enlisted berths in some abandoned warehouses. Burn barrels for warmth.

      • The Last American Hero

        Quonset huts for all!

        And I’m not joking.

    • Grumbletarian

      Maybe Abbott and DeSantis can send NYC a few more busloads of ‘migrants’.

  8. UnCivilServant

    Anyone else getting responses where glibertairans alternatively returns this site and “Hostinger” parked domain pages?

      • UnCivilServant

        I would sometimes get a different page from a hosting service provider.

        The issue could be at my work proxy, I wanted to rule out this site as having problems.

    • R.J.

      No. Now earlier this week the website would just “pop” out of existence and have to be reloaded. I got a database error.

      • (((Jarflax

        I experienced that one also.

    • (((Jarflax

      it’s glibertarians not glibertairans. 🙂

      • UnCivilServant

        .|..

        The link was generated from this site so id not have my signature typographical errors.

  9. Common Tater

    “That might be a bit over the top, even if all the accusations in the story are true.”

    If something happens to a black person it is because they are black. Cue riots.

    • (((Jarflax

      That is victim blaming! It’s not because they are black, it’s because white people are inherently and inevitably racist!

    • rhywun

      The media will lie, distort, and omit as needed to keep ramping up racial animus in the US. The Narrative requires it.

      Therefore, I don’t believe the story as presented.

  10. Ted S.

    A hate crime? That might be a bit over the top, even if all the accusations in the story are true.

    Note the bullshit of capitalizing the blackness of the supposed victim, but not the whiteness of the alleged assailants.

    • AlexinCT

      They need some business advice from Somalis running daycare centers?

    • Threedoor

      It’s been a disaster in Washington as well. So much so that they even designed it to include payees that live outside of the state that work in WA and can never use the program. They knew they would be spending more than the program brought in and with the outside cash it’s still hermraging.

  11. R C Dean

    “An offer was made, the offer was rejected, isn’t that it?”

    According to the Supreme Court, that land can be seized by the state and given to the data center company, which will undoubtedly pay more taxes than the farmers. Because generating revenue for the state is the fundamental purpose of, well, everything, right?

    • Not Adahn

      *RBG nods from beyond*

    • Rat on a train

      The wants of the many outweigh the rights of the few.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ya and I think this story is important because these companies are probably putting high pressure on the land owners so this is one way to combat against them.

      Also the whole secrecy shit needs to stop. Cities/Counties allowing that should all be taken out back and beat with a rubber hose

    • Suthenboy

      …and just like that I went from having a fine Friday morning to being pissed off and wanting to kill someone.

    • Threedoor

      $60,000 an acre.
      More than 10x what very productive farm ground is going for here in Idaho.

      I’d sell in a heartbeat.
      You would be a fool not to.

  12. R C Dean

    In total, 21 tickets were provided to her across those visits, including for the J Balvin, [Dwight Yoakam] and Luke Bryan concerts with a total value of close to $9,000.

    Chute seats are among the most premium experiences at RODEOHOUSTON, with tickets priced at approximately $425 each.

    Sounds like bribery to me. Everyone involved should be indicted.

  13. rhywun

    I’m really confused what’s happening here. An offer was made, the offer was rejected, isn’t that it?

    The left has turned against that industry for some mysterious reason. Probably Elon.

    Same story is repeating everywhere.

    • Rat on a train

      They also hate Bezos.

  14. Not Adahn

    So, due to customer demand that we increase our security, all badge readers now require PINs. I selected my PIN, and the security office sent me a confirmation email with my PIN in it.

    This is going to crimp what’ernames’s style in Leverage.

    • WTF

      NYC is just getting what they voted for.
      Good.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      I can’t believe how shitty her art is.

    • Suthenboy

      Whoa. WTF? A trail of soap?

    • (((Jarflax

      I think this may be a simple confusion between are and have.

    • Grumbletarian

      “participants with penises”

      OFFS

    • The Last American Hero

      Trust me, the it’s the biggest, classiest, most gorgeous thing you’ve ever seen. You’re not gonna believe it.

      -Every guy in Queens

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      My buddies at deer camp have already standardized this:

      Start with the tape measure at the middle of the taint,
      wrap twice around the sack,
      then to the tip.
      Round up to the next inch.

    • PieInTheSky

      the women in these poly relationships do not look like the women you would want to be in poly relationships with.

      • (((Jarflax

        They look bad but they also look like their looks are probably the least annoying aspect of being with them.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Lindy already counts as two people.

  15. Drake

    I work in mortgage servicing for a large bank. There absolutely is not a “mortgage tsunami” sweeping the country.

    On the contrary, one of my current projects is onboarding a new post foreclosure claims vendor. We’re getting them set up but currently have almost no work to send them.

    Back to Gell-Mann Amnesia state on other topics.

    • R.J.

      Agreed. I have one friend moving back to Texas (from Florida) and there was absolutely no delays or issues getting the loan processed, nor did anyone seem under stress.

  16. rhywun

    A fucked up law that violates rights is being exploited? Well knock me over with a feather.

    Chumps who work deserve a living wage and generous time off.

    Someone’s gotta pay for everyone else to milk the system.

    • Rat on a train

      He’s no gator whisperer.

    • PieInTheSky

      no good deed goes unpunished.

      also I am not sure that account credits the original creators of the video / narration

  17. rhywun

    Apparently so, because politics has taken over the mind of a lot of retarded people.

    People Magazine is just doing its part to further The Narrative.

  18. PieInTheSky

    I have purchased on of your American rye whiskies for great discount, 30 of your American dollars. It is… weirdest thing I had in a minute. Starts smelling like rye, starts tasting like rye, but then you swallow and mid palate / finish you get this weird funky not, I cannot even describe what it tastes like besides funky. I don’t love it but I don’t dislike it either. Never tasted that before in whisky. It is much less pronounced on the nose but you can feel it if you give it a real good sniff.

    • EvilSheldon

      There are a lot of outfits doing weird shit with rye these days.

      • PieInTheSky

        well Kentucky Owl, LLC is one of them.

      • Not Adahn

        I have not had that one. I’ll stop by the local “high selection” store and see if they have it.

      • PieInTheSky

        its called The Wiseman or somesuch

      • Sean

        $34.99 in PA.

      • Not Adahn

        I hate New York so goddamn much.

  19. Pope Jimbo

    Last week, a couple people from King Walz’s administration skipped a Fraud Committee meeting because they were too busy. As the Fraud Committee was decamping to let a different committee use the room, the two “busy” people showed up to testify. Fraud Committee chairwoman not happy.

    King Walz not worried.

    [T]he Walz administration’s stance is that diagnosing the problem is played out.
     
    The Legislature cannot “just continue to have hearings that should have happened five years ago,” Walz said at a press conference Tuesday. “That’s not getting us any closer.”

    Typical journalo. Doesn’t ask King Walz why the legislature didn’t do this 5 years ago. Especially since the DFL controlled both houses during that time.

    • Pope Jimbo

      King Walz’s plan to “fix” fraud is to strip counties of their Medicaid responsibilities and centralize it to the state gov.

      Walz seeks to erase the nonprofit insurers known as managed care organizations that have ruled Minnesota Medicaid since the 1980s.
       
      Currently, 80% of the state’s Medicaid enrollees find health care providers via several different managed care organizations like Blue Plus and Hennepin Health. Doctors and clinics bill these managed core groups, and these groups, in turn, get payments from the Minnesota Department of Human Services.
       
      Under the governor’s plan, the Department of Human Services would directly reimburse providers who care for Medicaid patients.

      • The Last American Hero

        The MCO’s were set up for a reason. This is gonna be a shit show, most likely the state just paying hospitals whatever they want.

      • Threedoor

        It’s going to be MORE of a shitshow than it already is.

    • PieInTheSky

      there is no fraud. move on.

    • Fourscore

      Walz must have taken down all the mirrors from the mansion.

      I’m not sure how he can look at himself in the morning.

      Although he quickly got over not going with his troops to the Middle East.

      Anyone with any amount of self respect would have resigned over the Somali affair. OTOH how else could Walz make that kind of paycheck?

      • UnCivilServant

        I doubt he has the concept of shame, nor thinks he did anything wrong.

      • R.J.

        ^This. It’s part of the mental illness of the left. A complete lack of self-awareness and shame.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Sadly, I don’t think Walz made a dime off of the Somali fraud.

        Walz’s payoff was them voting for him and making him governor. He gets off on the public “adulation” of being governor. Look how he acted when he was running for VP. He was creaming his pants (while shaking his jazz hands) when the big crowds were clapping for him.

      • Pope Jimbo

        RJ:

        The Clintons were the pioneers in shamelessness. It was their superpower.

        There wasn’t any law that said they had to leave office when they got caught in their scandals, so they just gutted it out. Everyone watching was impressed and learned from it.

        It is similar to Trump teaching everyone not to ever apologize. Don’t listen to the political consultants. Stick to your guns and the “controversy” will go away.

      • Drake

        I get my Walz news from Sugarfree. Waltz doesn’t just feel shame, he loves it more than life itself.

  20. Common Tater

    “Food influencer Ben Wood has died aged 43 after attempting to rescue a young woman from drowning….

    Around 7pm, a 26-year-old woman was swept out into the ocean, which sparked a series of attempted rescues, according to local outlets.

    The woman’s partner, Wood, Wood’s wife Maria Jose Duarte Ureta, 47, and Wood’s father Norman Ray Wood, 77, rushed into the water in an attempt to save her but all four were also quickly swept out by large waves.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/lifestyle/article-15640193/food-influencer-ben-wood-dies-aged-43-rescue-woman-drowning-wife-father.html

    yikes!

    • Ted S.

      It would have been more ironic if he had died trying to save a woman from choking.

    • AlexinCT

      Respect and understand the currents, or pay the price…

      • PieInTheSky

        Experience Drone-Eye Views Of Emily, Minnesota Like Never Before – no need to mention like never before, no one would expect any ever before for Emily, Minnesota

      • PieInTheSky

        at least it has a lake nearby that makes it pretty unique

      • WTF

        A lake nearby is not unique in Minnesota.

      • PieInTheSky

        wow they have more than one lake there? Utah only has the one

      • UnCivilServant

        Do they really count as “Lakes”? to fit that many in such a small area, they’d be more like ponds.

      • PieInTheSky

        most of those polar plunge guys certainly made sure they have a ehm thick layer of insulation.

      • Fourscore

        Jimbo, I didn’t detect any dialect, sounded like regular ol’ locals to me.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        “That ain’t Lake Minnetonka.”

    • Threedoor

      I’m a minute in and I’m ready to start looking at properties.

    • Threedoor

      It’s only a 30 min trip to a city of 145,000!?

      It’s takes me 25 min to get to my hometown of 32,000

      Makes me want to move even more. Granted I would have a hell of a time even being conversational in Japanese. I’ve tried German and Spanish and I can order beer and ask where the bathroom is, poorly.

  21. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. This tariff stuff is quite the pickle.

    Hormel wants its money back. With interest!

    I’m open to the idea that tariffs collected illegally should be returned. However, my sympathy for Hormel is tempered by the fact that Hormel passed those increased costs on to their customers.

    Shouldn’t the people who paid more for a can of Spam get the refund? I doubt that Hormel has any plans to pass along the remitted tariff money to their customers.

    Also, what if Trump’s other efforts to legally justify those tariffs succeed? Will Hormel be OK with sending back the tariff money? (and interest)?

    • PieInTheSky

      people pay for Spam?

      • R.J.

        When I visited Hawaii, one of the gas station snacks was a cut of spam on rice, served like a big sushi.

      • R.J.

        I have a buddy who was in the Marines who is addicted to that.

      • ron73440

        Spam is disgusting and wrong.

        My wife, being from Okinawa loves it because that’s what she grew up with.

      • PieInTheSky

        give her some slightly poisoned spam and she will get violently ill and associate that with spam and never eat it again. It is what a loving husband would do.

      • ron73440

        That’s diabolical Pie, I love it.

        It doesn’t bother me that she eats it and she doesn’t try to feed it to me anymore.

        In the early days of our marriage, she would try to sneak it into curry or something, but quit once she realized I could taste it in there.

    • UnCivilServant

      Tell me, why is Spam subject to tariffs? Everything you need to make it is in the US.

      The people who offshored any part of production should pay the customers the tariff costs out of their own pockets.

      • UnCivilServant

        Okay, so it wasn’t tariffs on spam, but other crap.

      • R.J.

        Spam spam spam spam….

    • Threedoor

      FedEx is doing it too they are double dipping.

      They are paying your tarrifsnupfront with a $15 fee.

      Then they mail you a bill and tell you it’s a service they provide. Without you ever agreeing to such a service.

      My guess is most people tell them to do pound sand. Fees is trying to get the feds to pay all of those bills.

  22. Pope Jimbo

    Feeding Our Hamas scandal coming soon!

    Human Development Fund, an upstart Islamic charity touted by the National Football League and various Muslim influencers, professes to provide “hot meals” to orphans in Gaza. But a Washington Free Beacon investigation found the group’s founders have an array of links to the Feeding Our Future fraud, in which more than 80 people conspired to steal $250 million from a federal program designed to give free meals to poor Minnesota children.

    Gotta hand it to our vibrant new Somali neighbors. Scamming money meant for Hamas kids shows some real balls.

    • EvilSheldon

      Generally scamming money from Hamas results in someone getting their head cut off with a chainsaw.

      This sounds more like ‘dividing the loot.’

  23. Common Tater

    Lobstergate? GTFO

    • AlexinCT

      History..

      And from what I hear, the real reason for all this shit is that 2 dnc connected companies that used to make bank serving the military with crappy shit pushed for this when the DoW dropped them for obvious fraudulent behavior…

      It is always donkeys mad that someone affected their ability to stela tax payer money…

      • AlexinCT

        Details

      • Threedoor

        KBR fed us like kings downrange.

        Volume and quality was much better than stateside where military cooks prepared the food.

    • AlexinCT

      And it will only go up in cost?

    • The Last American Hero

      The left literally has screeching autistic teenagers making policy.

    • AlexinCT

      Commies always dream big… Even when it comes to body counts and misery…

    • Sensei

      I read the first 5 paragraphs.

      It talks about Fl, flood risk and naturally “climate change”.

      Not a single mention that FedGov writes the flood coverage and it is only administered by private insurers.

  24. slumbrew

    Monocle update

    Just dropped v4.10.2, codename “rhywun”

    The one change is binding ‘1 to ‘next unread’ as an accesskey – we desktop people can now just hit + 1 to jump to the next unread comment.

    depends on your browser and OS:

    https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTML/Reference/Global_attributes/accesskey

    While cool, accesskeys can conflict with OS-level key-combos, so I’m just doing the ‘next unread’ for now – others can be added if there’s great demand.

    • rhywun

      codename “rhywun”

      lol thanks

      I actually bind whatever the shortcut is in Safari to “F4”.
      “F3” is bound to next search result and “F5” is refresh.
      That is my basic glibbing workflow.

      • slumbrew

        I contemplated making it configurable, stored in a cookie, but that’d be awkward as it’d need a reload after a change, etc.

        Maybe I’ll revisit that.

        Also may look into how gmail and the do their keyboard shortcuts (which don’t use accesskeys) – unless you’re typing a comment, just being able to hit ‘n’, ‘p’, ‘r’, for next/previous/mark-read should be do-able.

        But further down the list.

    • AlexinCT

      It’s always commies hoping to enslave and murder…

      Always.

    • Not Adahn

      I have no problem with the Communists collectively owning the gympie-gympie trees, redbacks, boomslangs, comb jellies, sea wasps etc.

      • PieInTheSky

        boomslangs are from Africa you racist

      • EvilSheldon

        He means the Tiger snakes, Taipans, Eastern Brown snakes, and Red-Bellied Black snakes.

        Also probably the Carpet Pythons (not venomous, but generally tends towards bitey asshole-ness…)

      • Not Adahn

        Huh. Such a silly name made it seem a lock to be strayn.

        Yes, Dutch and the nordic languages are also very silly, but it’s not spelled “bumeslaang,” and it’s too cold up in fennoscandia for snakes.

    • rhywun

      Globalize mein Kampf.

      While we’re using words to mean whatever the fuck we want them to mean.

  25. The Other Kevin

    Police on my Back is a banger.

    Happy Friday everyone.

    • PieInTheSky

      how will that affect the price of rum and cigars in Romania?

      • UnCivilServant

        We will tax both more heavily to fund the Cuban restoration project.

    • UnCivilServant

      I would laugh it weren’t so pathetic.

      What the hell, I’ll laugh anyway.

      *mad cackle*

      /Joker

    • ron73440

      I never heard of her, but I looked her up and read the plot summaries for her books.

      Seems like a very vapid writer.

    • EvilSheldon

      It just amazes me that so many people can’t find a productive hobby to occupy themselves with. It’s much more enjoyable than screaming your existential anguish about how bored you are…

      • PieInTheSky

        shooting guns is not a productive hobby. It is deeply uncivilized.

      • UnCivilServant

        Spoken like someone who hasn’t tried it.

      • Not Adahn

        My Shadow 2 is an elegant weapon. Not as random or as clumsy as a WASR-10.

      • EvilSheldon

        It is deeply uncivilized.

        If I have ever displayed a desire to be civilized, I assure you that it was an accident.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, “vanity project” pretty much sums it up.

      None of them gave two shits about that place before 2016 or between 2020 and 2024.

  26. PieInTheSky

    I got annoyed about how bad yesterdays wine was and I poured it down the sink. Then I realized it could have probably be used for cooking or somesuch.

    • R C Dean

      I thought that was what you served when you had guests over.

    • EvilSheldon

      Maybe make vinegar out of it?

      • PieInTheSky

        well its already down the sink so not an option.

    • Ted S.

      It could be worse. My dad got a bottle of White Merlot once.

    • The Last American Hero

      I hear the James Bond theme in my head while I see that clip.

  27. Not Adahn

    Alas, homemade jam does eventually go… not bad exactly, but no longer the glorious confection it once was.

    Cleaning out the house I rescued my mom’s last batch. The seals were intact though the color had darkened. It had been strawberry but not longer tasted of the same.

    I now have an idea of the limits of home preservation — eight years.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Berry poignant. 😔

    • The Last American Hero

      Still only half of what GM wrote off.

    • R.J.

      Just blows my mind. Automotive writers have no concept of the business of making cars. Crap like this is on Autopian too, like “Oh! They are missing an opportunity to sell electric cars while gas prices are up! The fools!” Nobody was making a dime on electric cars then or now. Every sale is a loss or barely break even.

    • Drake

      EVs might become way more popular in the near future. Still prefer hybrids or plug-in hybrids.

  28. Not Adahn

    Q for people living in non-English speaking areas:

    OMB called some unnamed Iranians “scumbags.” Did that get translated as the local “generic guy I dislike” or did it reference the deprecated meaning of “condom” or something else entirely?

    • PieInTheSky

      I have no fucking idea. But no way it was linked to condom, Romanian journalists do not really have much understanding of the nuances of English.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Some of us in English speaking areas just learned the origins of scumbag.

      • Threedoor

        Used condom isn’t it?

  29. PieInTheSky

    Question: it may have been asked before. After the site update I see the archive went away. Is it permanently gone?

    • ron73440

      Should be at the bottom of the screen.

      • PieInTheSky

        HOLY SHIT I DID NOT SEE IT

  30. PieInTheSky

    Here’s a question on a strange legal case in Romania.

    A local doctor ran a red light and hit two people. The people did not die, but were gravely injured. They got to the hospital in serious condition. One of them got a hospital-acquired infection and combined with the accident injuries, died. The prosecution charged the doctor with wrongful death. His lawyer says he did not kill her, the hospital infection killed her and that is not the drivers fault and it should be just bodily harm, not involuntary manslaughter.

    So should the driver running the red light be held accountable for the subsequent death due to hospital-acquired infection ?

    • UnCivilServant

      The victim would not have been in that situation but for the actions of the driver running the red light.

      I know you don’t fall under common law, but the general principle is that if the death would not have happened had your actions not have happened, you are liable for at least manslaughter. It’s no different than if the victim bled out in the hospital. The driver put the person in that situation.

      • Not Adahn

        IANAL but ISTR a concept of “intervening action” or some such thing. I guess it would depend on if they consider the hospital infection something that just was downstream of admission or something that the hospital actively caused.

      • UnCivilServant

        I would say it would depend on whether the hospital was particularly negligent on hygene and cross-contamination prevention measures.

      • (((Jarflax

        It would need to be superseding not just intervening and you have stated the gist of the difference

      • creech

        In Penna.. where I was on a jury once, the answer would be: “Who has the deepest pockets?”

      • Threedoor

        Maybe wrongful death civil suit?

        Juris would probably know.

  31. J. Frank Parnell

    Glad the students stabbed and beat him to death, at least.

    Yeah, except the Soros DA is going to give them the Daniel Penny treatment.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’m sorry to say this, but for the long-term health of the Commonwealth that might be the best possible action.

      Everybody in Virginia needs to have their noses rubbed in what horrible, awful shitbags progressives are, over and over again until the lesson finally sticks. When I say ‘everybody,’ I include myself.

      • (((Jarflax

        Accelerationism assumes that people will correctly attribute the disastrous results. History does not tend to support that idea.

      • EvilSheldon

        There has to be some point at which the blame gets correctly assigned…

  32. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    “Would these people rather the dogs have died?” yes, they would. If Trump cured cancer they would be against it.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      That was kind of him to host it considering he doesn’t like animals.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        I think it was arranged by Noem before she got fired.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Lou Reed wrote songs about NYC.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      He should write a new one.

  34. J. Frank Parnell

    Regarding the hate crime link, these rich kids on e-bikes are a fucking menace. My neighborhood is full of these hoodlums and they really need to get off my goddamn lawn.

    • Sean

      Have you tried land mines?

      • J. Frank Parnell

        No, those are banned by the HOA.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Don’t take the law into your own hands. Leave it to the proper authorities.

    Will the ACLU be filing a lawsuit against the members of the vigilante lynch mob?

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Is this the year Texas turns blue?

    Yes, that is the question at the forefront of my mind.

  37. rhywun

    As previously mentioned, auto-update currently is disabled on Apple devices (not that this script update really applies) and you need to repeat Step 4 to get new versions until the Userscripts maintainer fixes things.

    FYI the update button in Userscripts works now

    • rhywun

      PS. I don’t recall if it is supposed to auto-update (it has never done that for me) but at least the manual update works now.

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