Friday Morning Links

by | Apr 24, 2026 | I Am Lame | 190 comments

The Draft got underway yesterday. Four Buckeyes in the first 11 players taken. Not too shabby for the scarlet and gray. Unfortunately for one of them, he got taken by Dallas. Oh well. In the NHL playoffs, we might get three sweeps in the first round. But one thing I’ll note, the referees sure are letting them beat the shit out of each other, which is how the game should be played. And across the pond, we go into another weekend of EPL matches with hopes that everybody in North London somehow loses and the hilarity continues. Also, Stuttgart won an absolute classic of a game to reach the Pokal finals where they hope to repeat. And that’s it for sports.

I suppose the left will come out against pot now. That’s usually what they do whenever Trump announces something.

Talk about insider information. What a goof. You have somebody else place the bets and hope they don’t stiff you, buddy.

Sometimes you get what you deserve. Good and hard.

How does he still have a license? Not that I care, because I think speed cameras are bullshit. But still, how does he still have a license, or his job for that matter?

I’m sure people will cheer this guy’s death. Stupid people who have no idea how conservation gets funded. Still, gotta keep your head on a swivel, man.

Explain how they’ve become “increasingly independent.” Seems to me they’re just complaining while remaining solely dependent on us for their protection. Because stroll words can’t go to sea, warships can.

This should surprise nobody. Identity theft is an all-too-common thing when people come here illegally. The only way this got discovered was because the asshole killed a bunch of people.

Don’t forget to take your vitamins. I guess the “Guinness is good for you” campaign for hears was scientifically correct after all.

Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along.

This is what I like to call hypocrisy. It’s also about as surprising as the sun rising in the east.

Here’s some good electronic music. Gets the toes tapping. And here’s another. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Friday and weekend, dear friends.

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190 Comments

  1. Ownbestenemy

    I was hoping the LA Kings could have found some fight in them, which they have, but just cannot score.

    Anze Kopitar will go down as one of the greats and probably one of the greatest ambassador of the game.

    Sadly his last years were 1 and done in playoff runs. At least it wasnt against the Oilers.

  2. Common Tater

    “I suppose the left will come out against pot now.”

    The NYPost hasn’t stopped whining about it.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Further, cannabis use disorder — which affects about 3 in 10 people who use pot, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention — has been on the rise, she said.

      Is that the part where it makes you giggle? Given the widespread use of pot, that would indicate that probably 45 Million people are “suffering” with this “affliction”.

  3. AlexinCT

    I DID NOT COMMIT SUICIDE!

    Especially not by double tapping myself in the back of my head before hanging myself…

  4. Common Tater

    “Over the decades he has hunted elephants”

    They never forget.

  5. AlexinCT

    I suppose the left will come out against pot now. That’s usually what they do whenever Trump announces something.

    Already heard the “People that smoke pot no longer realize the machine is enslaving them and that they need communism!!!” trope..

    • The Last American Hero

      I imagine TOS will be rethinking their opposition to all things Orange Man.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I’m sure that Sullum or Dalmia can come up with a tortured path of reasoning as to why this is the worse thing to happen to freedom since slavery.

    • Threedoor

      I’m consistent.
      I’ve always been against dope.

  6. DEG

    Alcohol-free lagers and wheat beers were found to contain notable vitamin B6 levels, with alcohol-free lager showing amounts similar to wheat beer.

    I like the comparison of different types of beer in the second part.

  7. Shpip

    Polymarket said in a statement on X: “When we identified a user trading on classified government information, we referred the matter to the DOJ & cooperated with their investigation.”

    Yeah, you can’t get away with that stuff as an E-8.

    You have to get elected to Congress first.

    • AlexinCT

      I am despondent that Pelosi is not heading the house anymore. I made bank following her and her husbands stock trades.. Since she lost the seat I went from 300% returns to about 10% returns annually… Catastrophe!!

    • RAHeinlein

      Bingo – I thought the best take on this was Rep. Anna Paulina Luna saying she wanted the guy released since Congress gets away with this…

    • Threedoor

      O8 and above would have gotten away with it.

  8. Ted S.

    Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along.

    As tedious as the conspiracy theory over food processing facility fires from a few years back.

  9. Ted S.

    Here’s some good electronic music.

    Nope. Yaz were so much better.

  10. Common Tater

    “FILE: Tom Steyer, third from right, pictured alongside President Bill Clinton, far left, and Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, second from left, at a 2006 event in San Francisco.”

    Who is guy in dress?

  11. Shpip

    ‘Ernie had booked a hunt for dwarf forest buffalo and duikers, in particular the yellow-backed duiker and, under strict licensing laws, he could not take along his own guns.

    ‘The hunting company would supply a shotgun and cartridges for the duiker hunt.

    Yeah, if you’re hunting sub-200 lb antelope in the forest with a shotgun and suddenly stumble upon multiple 6000-lb pissed off elephant? You’re in for a bad day.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Yes, you would be in big, big trouble.

      Your life span will be severely trunkated.

      • (((Jarflax

        Tusk, tusk, tusk, what would Swiss think if this reached his ears.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Well, if Swiss hears of this, what with his big, Dumbo ears, he will stamp it out!

      • Gdragon

        Why don’t you ask him if he’s going to stay?

        Why don’t you ask him if he’s going away?

        Why don’t you ask him why he’s in our forest?

        Why don’t you ask me why I wrote this chorus?

        Tusk!
        Real savage like…

      • Bobarian LMD

        Swiss will never forget.

      • juris imprudent

        Appears Swiss has gone rogue.

      • Threedoor

        Can Swiss hear it at all?
        Isn’t he busy gnawing holes in chease?

      • (((Jarflax

        Appears Swiss has gone rogue.

        The Swiss are noted for doing as they musth when events require it.

  12. Not Adahn

    East Village residents who voted for New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani by a 40-point margin are now suing to stop a building in their neighborhood from becoming a temporary homeless shelter.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • rhywun

      “Mamdani’s far-left supporters turn on him over homeless shelter”

      It’s going to get even more delicious when he supposedly closes Rikers and floods multiple neighborhoods with violent criminals and their “friends and family”.

    • Threedoor

      Fools built a 170 bed facility in my little town. Weird drunk/drugged/skitzo crime is already increasing. And it’s just down the hill from one of the most expensive neighborhoods in town. It’s quite delicious.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      It looks like the Nuggets were…

      (puts on sunglasses)

      Chicken.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Not in this series. You’d have to watch the OKC Thunder play if you enjoy flopping.

      • Nephilium

        Pope Jimbo:

        Surprising EVERYONE, our Woman’s Sports bar (as in they showed women’s sports on the televisions, not that they only allowed women in) closed. But they MAY reopen!

      • Evan from Evansville

        Check out the bs on Sidney Crosby for a bullshit call of “Embellishment.” I fucking didn’t see anything like it.

      • PutridMeat

        bs on Sidney Crosby for a bullshit call of “Embellishment.”

        I thought I was watching the Lakers. That was LeBron James level of embellishment.

  13. WTF

    This is what I like to call hypocrisy. It’s also about as surprising as the sun rising in the east.

    To fight the oligarchy, you have to be the oligarchy.

    • rhywun

      successfully shedding his venture capital baggage

      JFC. The hatred communists like the writers at that rag have for “the rich” is unreal.

      • Pope Jimbo

        All those writers are getting paid peanuts.

        They are all convinced that they are way smarter than those stupid rich businessmen that they report on. Drives them nuts.

        Communism is based entirely on envy. Capitalism is based on greed.

        Neither of those emotions are admirable, but at least greed gets shit done.

    • AlexinCT

      Sounds like something the modern left would assert in their “How to be a cuck marxist training”…

    • DrOtto

      The guy who set up private prisons is the good billionaire and the guy selling EVs is the bad billionaire? Makes all the sense in the world.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I bet his prisons were woke as hell!

        He probably insisted on installing urinals for the prisoners at the women’s prisons he built to make them trans friendly. That is how you know he is a good billionaire.

      • (((Jarflax

        There is nothing more woke than having absolute control over the lives of those in your charge.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Ooh! Pope and (((Jar for an alleyoop!

        Nice.

  14. Not Adahn

    Re: hunter getting enstompenated,

    I will permanently eliminate threats that have an unacceptably high chance of injuring or killing me (much to ES’s chagrin, though copperheads are so far from being endangered it’s not funny). I don’t begrudge other mammals doing the same thing.

    • Common Tater

      Copperheads are extremely shy. People only get bit when someone reaches in where they are hiding.

      • Not Adahn

        Lol, wut?

        You must have some subspecies of copperhead where you live that has a completely different psychology than those in eastern OK. I only ever beheaded the ones that came within axe range.

      • Rat on a train

        The copperheads here are not aggressive. Their instinct is freeze or flight. They only strike if you get too close. I’ve encountered them in the yard and a neighbor’s garage.

      • Not Adahn

        I spent ten summers at a camp near Tahlequah, and I carried an axe for the first two weeks because the copperheads considered being on the same trail as me as “getting too close.” After the campers came in they were not a problem. Was this because there was enough noise to drive them away from the trails? Because the aggressive one had self-selected themselves out of the population during those two weeks? Because that part of summer coincided with birthing season and an excessively large population that was expanding outwards? No idea. They are the only snakes that have ever given me shit though. I had a cottonmouth under my back porch (central TX, not eastern OK) that was less aggressive than those fuckers.

      • EvilSheldon

        Eastern Copperheads (Agkistrodon contortrix) are a different species than Broad-Banded Copperheads (Agkistrodon laticinctus). But neither species is the least bit aggressive to humans. As the other rat states, if you get close to a Copperhead they either freeze or flee. They’ll bite if you step on them or if you try to grab them, and that’s it.

      • Not Adahn

        You know I respect you Evil, but that was not at all the behavior I personally observed across that decade. I promise you I was not chasing those guys down so I could get close enough.

      • EvilSheldon

        Snake behavior is easy to misinterpret. I’ve seen many ‘aggressive’ snakes who were clearly just trying to get to the closest cover. Unfortunately the fastest route to cover was between someone’s legs.

        Just from a midbrain-level ‘survive or perish’ view, no snake could ever prevail in a physical confrontation with a human. If the most venomous snake in the world (there’s some debate, but let’s go with the Inland Taipan) bit me and dumped a full venom load, I’m still gonna last long enough to stomp that snake into paste.

        Snakes survive predators by hiding, fleeing, or bluffing. They can’t fight.

        So, I don’t doubt what you saw, but I do think you mistook some bluff behavior for aggression.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Rattlers are the same way, only attack when their space is invaded.

        But, I will always be in a Rush to kill them.

      • Common Tater

        “Just from a midbrain-level ‘survive or perish’ view, no snake could ever prevail in a physical confrontation with a human. ”

        Not sure. Huge constrictor against unarmed human?

      • UnCivilServant

        @CT – Only the most extreme largest examples of the largest Constrictors have any record of taking down a human.

      • Not Adahn

        Obviously, a snake the size of a copperhead has nothing to gain by engaging with me. Neither does a hymenoptera, (and when a bee stings stings me it’s gonna die no matter what.) That doesn’t mean (to the extent that there’s any thought going on) that inflicting pain won’t drive me away from the space it wants me away from.

        If I fell for the bluff, well, it did a good job of convincing me it was a threat. Unfortunately its theory of the mind was insufficient for the situation.

        The dearly missed straffinrun had a theory about those [cute animal] islands in Japan. His theory was that the Japanese are less aggressive than USians so such human/animal reactions could become possible. I’m not sure the history of Japan supports that, but maybe. There were green grass snakes in that same camp that seemed to be acclimated to people to the point of using us as warm rocks.

      • UnCivilServant

        Eusocial insects should really be treated more as if the hive was the organism rather than the individual. It is how they operate.

      • Not Adahn

        Be that as it may, “inflicting pain as a deterrent” is a pretty typical animal adaptation.

        I have been told that hemotoxic venom is particularly painful.

      • EvilSheldon

        @CT – Only the most extreme largest examples of the largest Constrictors have any record of taking down a human.

        This, and also – it was never an adult human. There have been a few (less than five, ever) recorded occurrences of a very large Reticulated Python killing and eating a small child. Theoretically a large Green Anaconda could do the same, but it’s never been recorded.

        If I fell for the bluff, well, it did a good job of convincing me it was a threat. Unfortunately its theory of the mind was insufficient for the situation.

        Well, when bluffing is your last-ditch means of survival, you’re probably gonna get pretty good at it. Snakes as a whole have some of the most unique and well-developed threat behavior of any vertebrate animal. Tail-shaking in Rattlesnakes (and many others – the little Racer that I posted a pic of tried vibrating his tail to scare me off), Cobras hooding up, the mobile epiglottis in Bullsnakes that allows them to hiss like a steam engine, and don’t even get me started on Hognose snakes…

        There were green grass snakes in that same camp that seemed to be acclimated to people to the point of using us as warm rocks.

        You see the same behavior in captive-raised pet snakes. A snake will probably never be affectionate towards humans like a dog or cat, but they absolutely can get used to humans once they figure out that we’re not going to kill and eat them.

      • UnCivilServant

        Sheldon – I believe there was at least one recorded case of a small adult woman being killed by constrictors in Southeast Asia.

        And there are cases where the was a fatality but no swallowing because an oversized pet got entangled around the owner’s neck, etc. But the numbers are still vanishingly small.

    • Threedoor

      TNA this is why I suggest humanity make chimpanzees extinct.

  15. Evan from Evansville

    The Cubs have won 9 in a row. Their game over the Phillies yesterday was, uh, a handful, but damn. Fans got their money’s worth.

    I get off at 4 today, completing my first regular-sched week in a bit more than two years. Best bit of remote work in my Hobbit hole: I can wake up and be at work in under two minutes. (I’m not doing that, exactly, but I could. *arms folded, toddler proud-frump face*

    Have a merry day, y’all.

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      I get off at 4 today.

      T.M.I.

      • Evan from Evansville

        I get off ‘work’ at 4. *I* get off at 4:02 or so.

        Keep it straight. (At least til 4:03.)

      • Rat on a train

        You get off at work?

      • Threedoor

        If you have never experienced a company yank you have never lived.

      • Threedoor

        Damn it combat yank.

  16. Not Adahn

    My favorite stern scientist lady had a video where she decided that the “someone is killing scientists” thing was actually happening. Unfortunately, she showed her work and she had estimated the population who has access to classified information was only 20k. That seems at least an order of magnitude (possibly two) too low.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Its getting a bit coincidental but still falls in line of shit happens IMO

    • EvilSheldon

      I’m not gonna make any comments on the trend, but this particular case really feels like a suicide to me.

  17. Common Tater

    “Lily Allen splashed $50,000 cash on diamond jewellery during a shopping spree in Atlanta this week, after previously revealing she was seeking treatment for her spending addiction.

    The songstress, 40, who is currently touring the US following the release of her West End Girl album, visited Ice Box jewellers just hours ahead of taking to the stage.

    In a clip shared by the store to Instagram Lily paid for her pricey purchases with huge wads of cash that she was carrying in her $14,000 Hermès Birkin handbag.

    While shielding her eyes behind $500 YSL shades, the hitmaker bought a $15,000 tennis bracelet, $25,000 earrings as well as a mystery $20,000 gift for a pal.

    The salesman revealed her total was $54,450 with taxes, but he was happy to accept $50,000 due to that being the amount the singer was carrying in cash.”

    https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15761465/Lily-Allen-spends-50K-CASH-cdiamond-jewellery-shopping-spending-addiction.html

    Sounds stupid and illegal.

    • R C Dean

      Stupid? Maybe.

      Illegal? Hell no. I’m making a concerted effort to use cash more.

    • EvilSheldon

      Why’s she wearing such cheap-ass sunglasses?

      • Not Adahn

        She left her rhinestone shades at home?

      • EvilSheldon

        Apparently sunglasses as a means of conspicuous consumption haven’t inflated as much.

    • (((Jarflax

      Why would it be illegal?

      • Not Adahn

        For her? no idea. The store could be in trouble depending on how they reported the sale and the taxes paid thereon.

      • (((Jarflax

        Yes, and if the photographer raped a goat after taking the pictures that would also be a crime, but it seems odd to claim that the entirely legal actions reported upon sound illegal on that basis doesn’t it?

      • Pope Jimbo

        He gave a discount to a woman. Obvious discrimination based entirely on gender.

        Would the salesman have given a trans or a man that discount?!

      • Fourscore

        Jimbo, most folks discount everything I say or do.

        However, I’m not tuned into a five finger discount, as some folks. At least that’s what I’ve read.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Fourscore,

        Are you telling me that you aren’t into Dining & Ambling Slowly Away?

      • Fourscore

        Seems like the proprietors are always happy to see me leave, something about my departure makes for a religious experience.

        I hear an undercurrent of “Thank God, he’s gone”

      • Grummun

        He gave her a discount because a pile of cash 1) means no worries about a check not clearing, or saves the 3-4% CC processing fee, 2) she bought multiple items in one purchase and 3) they’ve got enough margin on their prices they still made a shitload on the deal. And now this story is free publicity that they treat their high-dollar customers well.

    • The Last American Hero

      Somebody should ask her what she thinks about income inequality.

      • Ted S.

        The first baseman.

  18. Shpip

    “The relationship with the United States will depend very much on what we contribute to the alliance,” Robertson said, amid forecasts that Germany is on track to spend twice as much on defence as the UK by 2029 if both countries maintain their current plans.

    Nice to see someone acknowledge that the limeys aren’t pulling their weight anymore.

    • R C Dean

      “The relationship with the United States will depend very much on what we contribute to the alliance,”

      Umm, yes, of course it will?

    • (((Jarflax

      Once the UK is fully under sharia they will up their military spending. The money will be spent in Gaza, but it will definitely be military spending.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I guess it is sort of funny that by the time the UK is fully under Sharia law their navy will be less capable of delivering arms to Gaza than one of Greta’s Flotillas.

      • UnCivilServant

        Sily Jar, they won’t have any money. The UK is already poor, and its former wealth was created by Western Civilization’s ethics and behaviors.

      • (((Jarflax

        They will raise funds the old fashioned way, by selling infidels into slavery.

    • rhywun

      Translation for all of that: They are not our bitch anymore, and they refuse to throw any more money into that fucking meat-grinder that we want to keep churning.

  19. R C Dean

    “But still, how does he still have a license, or his job for that matter?”

    I’m guessing, and stick with me here, its because he’s a unionized cop in NYC.

    • Grummun

      In all, he’s accumulated $36,650.02 in fines, and it’s not clear if he’s paid the amount in full.

      Also guessing, fines paid is a number approaching zero.

  20. Common Tater

    “”Zera Lola Zombie, a biological male who has been housed in the women’s Coffee Creek Correctional Facility since April 2025, won the $295,000 settlement stemming from the 2021 lawsuit, according to The Oregonian.

    Zombie, whose birth name was Daniel Lee Smith, was convicted of first-degree manslaughter after pleading guilty to beating his girlfriend, Samantha Lee Brown, to death in 2014. Zombie received 20 years in prison for the killing and 15 more years for a first-degree assault after a violent attack on a fellow inmate. Zombie won’t be released from prison until 2049.

    The Oregonian reported that Zombie came out as transgender in 2020, and began taking sex change hormones. In 2022, Zombie began the process of seeking a sex change surgery in prison.

    According to the report, Zombie will receive $95,000 from the settlement, while Zombie’s attorneys will receive $200,000 to cover their fees.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/04/24/us-news/trans-killer-zera-lola-zombie-housed-in-oregon-womens-prison-wins-high-dollar-legal-settlement-in-sex-abuse-suit/

    CWAA

    • Grummun

      Ima try channeling my inner UCS:

      “There should be no prisons. Penalties for crimes should be limited to 1) fines for restitution, 2) exile or 3) execution.”

      • UnCivilServant

        Oh, no, that would not reflect my stance at all.

        I do not regard exile as an effective punishment, as there is no mechanism for suffering. I’m also okay with warehousing people who have done harm as a form of punishment. Reopening the asylums would be a good step for those with real mental problems, but there’s no way they should be back out on the street any sooner than a sane person who committed the same act.

        I just don’t believe we’re enforcing our laws properly, or harshly enough, especially against recidivists.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I agree that exile today isn’t the punishment it used to be.

        In the Olden Days, being exiled to the frontier was a punishment. No cushy civilization to make your life easier. It was also a practical solution for the locals. They didn’t have the resources to feed/house prisoners. Sending them on to the next town might not be “justice” but at least they wouldn’t have to deal with the asshole.

        I read an article once that said a lot of the Mountain Men were sociopaths who had been driven out of polite society and had to go live in the wilderness. One of the reasons the local Natives were so scared of them is because Liver Eating Johnson was the rule, not the exception.

      • (((Jarflax

        Execution for felonies, pillory or lashes for misdemeanors.

      • Pope Jimbo

        (((:

        Don’t forget about branding.

        Make it easy for people to see who is a criminal. A nice T branded on your cheek for any thieves.

      • Nephilium

        Pope Jimbo:

        I’m at the point I feel that every elected official and any executive at an NGO needs to get a very large face tattoo saying GRIFTER.

      • EvilSheldon

        There’s something to be said for public flogging, both as a cheap and effective punishment, a deterrent, and a useful outlet for lonely sadists.

    • R C Dean

      What exactly is it going to do with $95K in prison, anyway?

      • DrOtto

        That buys a lot of 8oz orange drink at the commissary.

    • Not Adahn

      Was this attack on a “fellow inmate” when xey were in a mens or a women’s prison? I’m trying to understand how someone so obviously competent with violence could be considered “vulnerable.”

      • rhywun

        The vicious murderer pretending to be a “female” is vulnerable because bigots like you refuse to celebrate her womanness.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Its feels were hurt, verily!

    • B.P.

      I know the devil is always in the details, but manslaughter for beating someone to death seems a little light in the charging department.

      • juris imprudent

        Obviously she provoked him, ehrm, her.

  21. Shpip

    I know that birthdays are a weekend thing around here, but one from today caught my eye (or stuck in my crawdad).

  22. Pope Jimbo

    Speaking of hypocrisy and prediction markets…

    Minnesoda DFL pol – who is a co-author of a bill banning prediction markets – was booted from Kalshi for betting on his own primary race

    State Sen. Matt Klein, a Democrat from Mendota Heights, was suspended from Kalshi after the prediction market company discovered the candidate for Minnesota’s 2nd Congressional District had bet on the outcome of his own election.
     
    Klein, who is a Democratic-Farmer-Labor candidate for the seat currently held by U.S. Rep. Angie Craig, agreed to a five-year suspension and a $539.85 fine as part of a settlement agreement, according to a notice of settlement of disciplinary action from Kalshi.
     
    In the statement to the Reformer, Klein said he placed a $50 bet last October that he would win the 2nd District DFL primary election.
     
    “I heard from friends that there was a prediction market site with wagers on my primary race. I had never wagered on a predictions market previously. I was curious about how it worked. I set up an account and bet $50 of my own funds that I would win the primary,” Klein said.
     

    “This was a mistake, and I apologize,” Klein said. “My experience, like many other Minnesotans, points to the need for clearer rules and regulations for these types of markets.”

    • R C Dean

      Not sure why it’s against the rules to bet on yourself.

      Bet against yourself? Sure. That’s the traditional “throwing the game” fraud.

      • Rat on a train

        You can still have insider knowledge that aren’t reflected in the odds.

      • EvilSheldon

        I think that was Pete Rose’s excuse.

    • Rat on a train

      I should run and bet against myself.

    • Common Tater

      I guess he’ll be banned from the retard hall of fame.

    • (((Jarflax

      Demi Rose cries about your betrayal every day!

    • R C Dean

      Not a Euphoria watcher at all, I’m wondering if the OnlyFans plot line (which sounds pretty insulting/degrading) is because the showrunners hare Sweeney because of her well-known non-wokism.

      • Ownbestenemy

        And read the script and thought…more of my willingness to use my sexuality to make more money? Sure.

  23. rhywun

    Stupid people who have no idea how [anything] gets funded

    Like the mayor of NYC?

    The guy this disgusting pig is trying to drive out of the city just donated $400MM to a cancer center there, as one example.

    • R C Dean

      Being doxxed by the mayor telling everyone where you live is probably as off-pissing as the tax itself.

    • AlexinCT

      He knows that rich people steal money from the poor (whom have nothing worth stealing) and thus, you need to fleece those rich – social justice, you know!! – and THAT is how you fund shit…

      Speaking of… I am loving Hasan Piker, a grifter that makes Bernie Sanders and Michael Moore – both of whom became rich selling communism to stupid people and becoming rich – look like the proverbial pikers… Epic right?

      This guy is the modern democrat. Evil as fuck and pretentious about it.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Give him credit. It takes real vision for this kid to think “One day, I’m going to be rich and famous for trashing the rich”.

      • rhywun

        That twit is funny as hell. “Fat little rich kid” FTW.

      • EvilSheldon

        Somebody ask him why he was wearing a women’s show jacket?

    • Not Adahn

      That $400MM should have been given to TOP MEN to use for the common good rather than channeled to the billionaire’s pet vanity “charity” project!

      • Rat on a train

        Only they know how to best use the funds. Won’t somebody think of the children that need grooming?

      • Not Adahn

        Barbers seem to be doing ok, at least around here.

  24. Pope Jimbo

    C’mon Minnesoda! Don’t let our CoCoRaHS numbers slip.

    Minnesota has a bit of a reputation to defend. The state has won the national “CoCoRaHS Cup” six years running for recruiting the most new volunteers during the annual spring drive. This year’s “Rain Gauge Rally 2026” runs through the end of April.

    The Community Collaborative Rain, Hail and Snow Network needs to work on its grift. They make their volunteers buy their own rain gauge. That isn’t how it should work! They should sign up and get a tax payer provided rain gauge that cost $8K each.

    • Pope Jimbo

      If you contribute to CoCoRaHS during their pledge week, you get some awesome merch (it will make those NPR totes look like shit).

      • Fourscore

        Cocorah high school? Must be a native school from the Upper Range.

  25. Ownbestenemy

    Looks like my thoughts on the accident at LGA were mostly correct.

    Trucks called for clearance basically departing the Firehouse on a call. That is probably about 500-600 feet from where they were cleared to cross. The ASDE-X (surface movement radar) couldn’t produce high-confidence tracks due to multiple vehicles converging to a different accident. A transponder would have helped here as the priority for ASDE is ADS-B then radar to determine movement direction and speed.

    Communication was terrible and people stepping over each other. “STOP, STOP, STOP” means nothing to anyone listening on the radio because it directed no one to stop. Second transmission finally said “TRUCK 1, STOP, STOP, STOP” but by that time they were on the runway.

    Truck 1 did blow past the REL (runway entry lights; they illuminated because the ASDE detected an aircraft landing on that runway)…

    One thing that struck me in the pictures was that LGA tower has their ASDE-X display that we certify for AT use to assist in the safety of flight and a third-party web-based website that uses SWIM data, data we sell to the world, in a much more prominent position.

  26. Pope Jimbo

    Graceland Safe To Visit Again

    Data from the Memphis Police Department shows violent crime is down over 40% so far in 2026 compared to the same period last year, following President Donald Trump’s establishment of the Memphis Safe Task Force — a coalition of local, state and federal law enforcement agencies and the Tennessee National Guard.
     
    See how much Memphis crime has dropped in 2026 vs. 2025:
     
    Overall violent crime: -40.52%
     
    Aggravated assault: -28.14%
     
    Arson: -33.33%
     
    Burglary: -28.06%
     
    Homicide: -36%
     
    Larceny: -39.07%
     
    Motor vehicle theft: -63.98%
     
    Robbery: -44.96%
     
    Sexual assault: -27.43%

    Has anyone seen Don (escaped from Memphis) recently?

    • rhywun

      I am skeptical that flooding a city with NG has the impact Donald will claim – I bet just keeping violent criminals locked up instead of letting them loose has a greater effect.

    • creech

      Related: local newsrag headline on Sunday was all about NG “ROAMING” the streets of D.C. The actual article, if you took time to read it, used words “patrolling” and “walking”, had no incidents of excessive force or other injustices or unpleasant encounters. A few people complained about the “look” of armed soldiers present in the nation’s capital.

      • The Last American Hero

        The same people that complained had no issue when Biden parked more soldiers than Lincoln in DC and had them string up barb wire all over town.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Awaiting judges order to remove fixes…

      • Not Adahn

        Obviously Cheeto Hitler illegally bypassed Union rights. Therefore not only must the improvements be removed, but the aggrieved union must by paid triple to do the removals!

  27. Not Adahn

    Question for the pop-music Glibs:

    What’s the earliest band/performer that had a mythos/fictional backstory?

    • (((Jarflax

      Gilgamesh played a flute.

      • Not Adahn

        I’m thinking more like ICP/Puddles/Bowie/GWAR/Monkees

      • B.P.

        ? and the Mysterians comes to mind…

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%3F_and_the_Mysterians

        “Question Mark was an eccentric figure, publicly stating that his soul had originated from Mars and that he once walked on Earth with the dinosaurs.”

      • B.P.

        Bad thread…

      • Mad Scientist

        Elvis is living in a retirement home and fighting mummies while an impersonator plays his shows. I saw the whole thing in that documentary “Bubba Hotep.”

    • Gender Traitor

      Don’t know if it would be the earliest, but Robert Johnson had the legend that the Devil gave his his musical ability at a crossroad.

      • Gender Traitor

        (… gave HIM his…)

      • EvilSheldon

        Hmm. Robert Johnson’s considerable myth seems to have been created mostly by others – he apparently lived a very private and reserved life, save for his weakness for whiskey and women and his fondness for the road.

        He certainly had a myth, but I don’t know if it was the same kind of myth as the promotional stories from Gwar, ICP, Ghost, or Buckethead…

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        The group describes itself as a “mantra-rock Dada Pythago-Cubist orchestra” composed of “space-time voyagers”, reflecting their fusion of technical complexity, hypnotic repetition, and absurdist aesthetics.

      • Threedoor

        Reminds me of Phish

  28. Common Tater

    “The city of Los Angeles has a major street light problem. Thousands of the lights are out because thieves strip them of copper wire which they then turn around and sell for cash.

    To deal with this problem and fix the lights, the city government is proposing a new TAX on the law abiding citizens who did not steal the copper wire.”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/04/say-what-los-angeles-proposes-new-tax-pay/

    Prosecuting the thieves would be racist.

      • Not Adahn

        See, now I’m wondering why bullets sols in Cali aren’t required to be engraved with a Prop65 warning.

      • UnCivilServant

        Because the cartridge isn’t the retail packaging. The Prop 65 warning goes on the box.

      • (((Jarflax

        Assassins dispensing single rounds retail should be required to engrave the warning on the projectile!

      • EvilSheldon

        Jesus, don’t give them any ideas!

        It amazes me that handloading ammunition hasn’t yet come under the baleful eye of the Gun Karens…

      • Not Adahn

        Pretty sure they don’t know reloading is a thing.

        I’d bet they’d believe that you could 3D print ammo though.

      • UnCivilServant

        I would never 3D print ammo. It isn’t suited for the sudden shocks of things going BANG.

      • EvilSheldon

        While I was playing with Dad’s 3D printer this past weekend, I didn’t find any ammo .STL files. But I did find several silencer packages, right out there on MakerWorld. Some of them were pretty sophisticated.

    • rhywun

      They have mouths to feed and microlooting the taxpayer is only ethical.

    • Mad Scientist

      Prosecuting the thieves would be racist.

      Fine. Summary execution works for me.

    • The Last American Hero

      Yikes. It gives real insight into the lefty hive mind. At no point does anybody go “Wow, that landlords have rented those houses to college kids for over 20 years and suddenly they all want out of the landlord business at the same time, what changed?” They just assume all the landlords got super greedy at the same time.

      • Gustave Lytton

        They have rights! Landlords have to give notice and buyers can’t just terminate current tenants not under lease. Also, the student group is paying lawyers for off campus housing…

      • Ted S.

        No, the university is paying through your taxes.

        Every landlord is dishonest and there’s never been a bad tenant if you believe these people.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Also, one of those greedy landlord selling is a Glib. Buried lede.

    • Threedoor

      Because the landlords are moving to Post Falls Idaho.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Steyer has spent the past six years arguing that he’s a good billionaire and that his current policy positions, including his support this year of a wealth tax and single-payer health care in California, speak louder than his previous actions.

    /em>

    Sweet nothings. Who could be a better followup to Newsom?

    • EvilSheldon

      “My words speak louder than my actions,” doesn’t sound like a winning message. But then I’m not a progressive, so maybe they know something I don’t…

      • Rat on a train

        They don’t care about eco-celebrities’ jet-setting to conferences at luxury resorts either.

      • rhywun

        He hates all the right things – that’s all Dem voters care about.

      • B.P.

        Same with, “I’m one of the good ones!”

  30. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    Steyer has been running ads about abolishing ICE. He owns a couple homes in SF that my grandfather built. I’m trying to figure out a way to claim residence in those homes. After all, no one is illegal on stolen land even if you bought it, so he wouldn’t dare kick me out, right?

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Business as usual

    Jeanine Pirro, the top federal prosecutor in the District of Columbia, announced the decision to abandon the Powell probe in a post on X, which came three days after Warsh testified before the Senate Banking Committee on his nomination.

    Pirro said the Federal Reserve’s inspector general would investigate cost overruns in the multi-billion-dollar renovation of the central bank’s headquarters in Washington. She had claimed the renovation was her reason for investigating Powell.

    He and others had said that the real reason for Pirro’s probe was to pressure Powell and the Fed to lower interest rates as Trump wanted.

    You wouldn’t want the Federal Reserve working in a dump.

    • UnCivilServant

      You wouldn’t want the Federal Reserve working in a dump.

      That would trash the place up.

      Make them meet in the worst homeless camp in the country.

      • creech

        That Applebee’s in Alexandria has a private area they could use for meetings while they gorge down on Bourbon Burgers and Onion rings.

    • (((Jarflax

      I don’t want them working in a dump. I want them buried in a dump. I don’t want them working anywhere.

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