Well, I waited what feels like two full years for this to finally hit streaming. This probably had some odd licensing agreement that meant it only went to school libraries for over a year before hitting popular streaming platforms. Tonight we are watching this on Pluto as well, which is always dicey. Pluto yanks stuff without a moment’s notice all the time, whereas it is only an occasional hazard on Tubi.
This is a very odd film in the sense that there is no dialogue, just vignettes from the lives of sasquatches.
So what is it about? Today’s summation comes from… Olisilumea:
In the misty forests of North America, a family of Sasquatches-possibly the last of their enigmatic kind- embark on an absurdist, epic, hilarious, and ultimately poignant journey over the course of one year. These shaggy and noble giants fight for survival as they find themselves on a collision course with the ever-changing world around them.
Makes it sound like a normal film, right? Well it isn’t. This has less dialogue than Caveman with Ringo Starr. Also the actors had to perform through think masks and makeup, so emoting took extra effort. And the realistic nature scenes turned people off. One commenter who posted a reviews said “What the Hell is this? Why was it made?” Indeed. It wasn’t made for that guy.
But it might have been made for Glibs. Here are the highlights: Sasquatches! Sasquatch crap! Sasquatch sex! Sasquatches eating grub worms off logs! Avoidable death! Will this movie go down in Glibs lore, or is it just another Sasquatch movie? Only you can decide!
So watch! Or don’t! Everything is voluntary! I will figure out something for next week – there is a lot of different films in the hopper. Maybe a showing of original Robin Hood with the accompanying Bugs Bunny cartoon? Remember there are no rules on Thursdays! If you hate the film, talk about your garden, or your lumbago.
Bonus Content
Casablanca – or is it?
*presses play*
*Crosses chest
I’m not even going to try to use Pluto.
That’s not a bad idea. The commercials really take you out of the zone.
I will not tolerate bad talking PlutoTV. Between Star Trek and Baywatch they meet most of my TV needs.
Will this movie go down in Glibs lore, or is it just another Sasquatch movie? Only you can decide!
Hmm……
diving in
Hey, I didn’t know this was going to be porn.
STEVE SMITH must be satisfied. He found the new house so it was play some Sasquatch porn, or get a fecal log on the new carpet.
Lost of people playing the sasquatches:
Jesse Eisenberg
Riley Keough
Nathan Zellner
And
Christophe Zajac-Denek as the kid
Lost=list. Already with the typos
“Riley Keough”
Bit of a waste putting her in a mask. Kind of like having Jessica Alba play the Invisible Woman.
This was a big labor of love. She signed up because she wanted to make this. True dedication.
Because I care about your happiness, I grabbed the Alamy photo stream of Riley. Shutterstock’s photo stream was not good.
https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo/riley-keough.html?sortBy=relevant
Thanks, Here she is in a confederate flag bikini:
http://ancensored.com/nude-appearance/american-honey/Riley-Keough/#&gid=1&pid=1
Just learned: Riley’s the granddaughter of Elvis. Mother, Lisa Marie.
Just a reminder, UnCivil will do a crossover with this film on Sunday and post his review.
Why does this feel like a rerun. Have I seen this before?
Oh, right…
What the Hell is this? Why was it made?
You love it.
for you
Many commercials on Pluto. It’s taking me out of the moment.
They don’t seem any more numerous than on Tubi. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
At least the election propaganda is quiet for now.
I don’t see ads on Tubi. Pluto just freezes and fails when it hits the first commercial.
Maybe a smaahht TV thing. The ads are equally frequent on both.
Steve Smith put the moment back in you.
Pluto is bad, but TNT is worse. I’ve counted up to 12 commercials on TNT before turning off in disgust and finding something else to watch. Pluto is up to I think 6 at a time, but seem to space it out further than TNT. Tubi seems to base commercials on popularity of what is being watched. Lesser watched material seems to draw fewer commercials breaks. Not sure if this is truly what is happening, but it seems to be.
Does TNT stream? I only know it from cable, so I would expect them to just fill whatever available time they have with commercials.
Plus commercials are mostly 15s now so it seems like there are way more of them.
TNT is on Hulu Live. It’s unwatchable. Aside from the commercials, there’s the censorship.
Sasquatch penis!
Don’t do it!
Sticking your hands into a cougar’s den.
Sounds like potential trouble.
Maybe a little.
Or a lot.
Road shitting imminent…
Crunch
Caviar is classy.
That’s what I do when I eat a fish.
And then there were two.
But with the mirror there are three…
and the water broke… so more
This seems like good news:
https://thelibertydaily.com/lauren-boebert-thomas-massie-introduce-surveillance-accountability-act/
No way it will pass.
AAAAHHH! NEW WAVE MUSIC! DESTROY EVERYTHING!
Who’s Tony?
We never meet Tony. I suppose that couple was ofd hiking.
Wait until you get to the Hungarian New Wave concert in Grizzly II: The Revenge.
https://tubitv.com/movies/100016369/grizzly-ii-revenge
I know I’ve mentioned the movie several times here, but I don’t recall whether you did a dedicated post on it.
Such whiny complainers, y’all. According to experts, this film “received generally favorable reception from critics.”
‘Specially with the cast, seems like a ‘Go out and get fucked up with folk and have fun.
No one has complained. Yet.
Is that why you didn’t ask to read a copy of my review early?
No. Part of the fun is seeing if you loved or hated it.
“No one has complained. Yet.”
Eh, I was joke-jabbin’ at the commercial remarks.
This is who watches movies with me now. Every time.
https://www.glibertarians.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/IMG_4411.jpeg
Awwww. Xe looks like xe is enjoying this more than I did – I tapped out.
I will show something fun next time. You have suffered enough.
🙂
Your chicken?
That chicken kind of vanished after the trap scene.
And yes, he is my chicken.
I have to assume the squches got salmonella.
That’s the best TV partner.
Nice pussy.
That was different.
I show a lot of avant garde stuff to you folks, but this was one of the most unusual. So far. Many unusual films to come this year.
I’m heading off to bed. I’ll be around Sunday to see UCS’s review.
Thanks RJ!
Finally, a documentary. Very interesting
Thanks RJ
Short on dialogue.?
Uptil now Valhalla Rising is the movie I think of when limited dialogue comes up.
VR is minimalist and brutal, but I still liked it.
I can’t wait for this. 2.5 hours to go.
Also, Sasquatch Sex… is that what we’re calling STEVE SMITH style now?
YOU WILL KNOW STEVE SMITH STYLE AND BY STEVE SMITH STYLE
That’s what I was afraid of.
I’m start to think that glibs keep checking my browser because it is using third-party cookies.
Why is your browser using off-brand cookies?
The forum seems to be unreachable. Where shall I post my weird memes?
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEit4zwmk-BhfY4b87-0pDxg7zTS7wqqAjepCxLg3pFYsTmpJVPeFIReyyechFOqcvfFTzJhUjbrc62K2XmXvVKvqpLR2T2AmKXy0j-xNBQ53XGhyBezAkfkXGiq4IYLME-sA9MHZ6qiZFK_2rd_pxj1lLQwKy0mljEnywXmH6o2hBzr1fdDZMNOrA/s798/IMG_2646.jpeg
Ooo… let me pass that on. It is not working for me either.
+1
I was trying to use it last week & no luck
A slew of Robin Hoods arrived today.
As I rip them, it seems wrong to Not be pirating them.
I found the Donald Duck cartoon but not the Bugs Bunny. I may try to post the Errol Flynn version with the Warner Brothers cartoons. Although I feel I owe Rhywun a silly comedy.
Slapstick or wit?
Oh hon, you don’t owe me anything.
That Casablanca short was amusing. It’s too bad the comments are off. That’s the sort of thing that attracts funny ones.
Totally does not look like me at all.
It appears every Democrat political consultant has told every Democrat candidate at every level of California government to run against Trump. It’s one of the most brain dead strategies I’ve seen.
They can run on their record.
“can” = “can’t”?
Every Democrat everywhere has been running against Trump since approximately 2016.
Since Nov 9, 2016, specifically. After all, it was her turn, and they never saw Nov 8, 2016 going any other way.
Someday Russia will pay for Donald’s evil.
Speaking of, heard anything about the Wizard of the Kremlin? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wizard_of_the_Kremlin_(film)
Jude Law, Paul Dano (no prob with either, particularly the former, for me)
“It follows the fictional government official Vadim Baranov (Paul Dano) during the final years of the Soviet Union and the turbulent start of the Russian Federation, while a young Vladimir Putin (Jude Law) rises to power.”
Could be fun. Putin at his KGB Intel/spy gig is very interesting. He was *good* at it, IIRC. Not a fucking dumb man. (Reviews not great.) “A dryly witty yet overwrought slow burner, The Wizard of the Kremlin can’t overcome its thin characters, sluggish pacing, and repetitive storytelling.”‘
The Democratic political consultants know their base. The TDS infection is both real and powerful. It blinds reason. So? Keep fanning the flames. And their reliable blocs will be oh-so damn proud to further RESIST. And as publicly as possible. Yay.
Trump’s current favorability numbers are only marginally higher than neurosyphilis’. It’s not a bad strategy, especially in Cali.
Yup & it’s been working well for them everywhere. I think that says more about Dem voters than about Trump but whatevz.
Says a lot about the judiciary, as well. I can’t think of anything some judge *hasn’t* ‘overruled’ via injunction or through other suing for whatever to clog every executive action.
The only things he *has* been able to do are unilateral actions, without real (Constitutional) authority. Leading to the judiciary shrieking about executive takeover … as they puke over separation of powers line themselves. Yay.
I put a disc in the DVD drive and tell MakeMKV to start reading. The drive begins making this awful noise, so I eject it trying to figure out what went wrong.
I’d forgotten to remove the previous DVD.
I think I need some sleep.
Or less to drink…
I hope you’re all set for breakfast! 😉
I was brainstorming a snarky “what is the carbiest breakfast I can concoct?” So I came up with this abomination:
Pepperoni bagel sliced and filled with chicken alfredo, battered and deep-fried, smothered in maranara and mozzerella. With a side of home fries drenched in sausage gravy and a cheddar biscuit. And a second side of a pair of belgian waffles with strawberry preserves in between battered and deep-fried, dusted with powdered sugar and heaped with whipped cream, topped with chunky strawberry sauce. Served with orange juice.
I wanted variety in the fake carb coma rather than just sugar or starch.
In reality, I’m having a breakfast salad with cheese curds. 🥗🧀
Pepperoni are carbs?
No, they’re there for more flavor.
Do you even cook excess bro?
Is there really such a thing as a pepperoni bagel??
If not, there should be. just dice some pepperoni and add it like they do with berries or raisins.
Do you even cook excess bro?
I make leftovers, but try to avoid eating to excess. I’m poor and don’t want to get that fat anyway.
If it is a breakfast dish maybe throw some extra carby cereal in with the pasta filling.
FaceTiming your wife on speakerphone in a restaurant should be more than adequate grounds for revocation and deportation. Want to act like a savage? Enjoy your home country, asshole.
Well shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Muldoon#Death
RIP
Happy national Arbor Day.
🌳🙂☕️
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twM4KF99yd0
🎶🎶
Good morning, Sean, Ted’S., and all you trees!
Morning, GT.
Good morning, U! How are you today?
I stayed up too late, so I woke up behind schedule and had to skip early commenting to commute on time. But I’m in the office now.
🎶👍
Apparently we’re getting a Chick-Fil-A:
https://www.dailyfreeman.com/2026/04/22/ulster-town-chick-fil-a-work-begins-with-red-lobster-removal/
I went by the place on Monday and saw the demolition work going on and was wondering what was going to replace it. There was a Sonic just past the Red Lobster that lasted maybe a year.
We often sit at Culver’s watching the drive-through line at the Chick-Fil-A across the street wrap around the building. Of course, that’s right off I-75 just south of I-70. Your results may vary.
I never really got the hype. I’ve had it a few times. It was okay. But the long lines basically negated any desire to return.
Before a second opened, the CFA near me had lines that wrapped the building, went past neighboring businesses, and backed up onto the street. The second CFA is about a mile away on the other side of the Interstate.
Which is why we’re at Culver’s instead.
It’s the Buc-ees of fast food?
Yeah, the last time I tried it it wasn’t really any better than a Wendy’s chicken sandwich.
It’s better than a Chick-Fil-B
Nice. We don’t even have one in Ithaca. Closest one appears to be an hour away.
Oh, yeah. OGS decided to take one of the garage elevators out of service. How do you think they did that?
A: Put a sign on each floor and disable the elevator so that it did not respond to call buttons.
B: Disable the elevator so that it did not respond to cal buttons.
C: Put a sign on each floor.
D: Put a sign only on the lobby floor, ignoring the fact that people often arrived in the morning from the garage levels and would first encounter the sign from behind when the elevator doors opened.
Of course it was D. I didn’t know I’d used an out of service elevator until I ducked under the sign to get out and read what was on it.
🤔
We are over cautious here in ATC land because well….controllers will have to climb a tower to get to work. Vegas was brutal when the elevator went out as that was a 340′ climb (total tower height is 352′)
So elevator maintenance in my world is efficient and well coordinated.
Of course we had a lb extreme walker who would climb it two times a day with a weighted vest. I believe right now he is on a walking tour of Norway
I don’t think there are stairs from the garage levels to what I’ve been calling the lobby.
I worked in a commercial building that locked after hours. The lobby doors were locked and elevators didn’t run to upper floors. You needed a fob to override. When I arrived early I entered the garage level, took the elevator to the lobby, and went up the unlocked stairwells to my floor.
I have a door code to get into the building after hours, but they put out a barricade to prevent access to the garage after hours.
E: Send an after hours alert to your work email.
🤣
They don’t use computers if they can help it.
GM 🙂
suh’ fam
yo whats goody
TALL PAYDAY CANS!
“At the height of the 2020 riots, a book was published entitled “In Defense of Looting.” At the time I asked a bookshop in New York, which was prominently displaying the work, whether I could walk out with the book without paying. I was told not.
But a friend did download it and publish the work for free online before being served a copyright notice by the pro-looting book’s publisher.”
https://nypost.com/2026/04/23/opinion/dems-favorite-podcaster-hasan-piker-says-stealing-and-murder-are-ok/
“A lefty New Yorker writer who lives in a $2.5 million Brooklyn brownstone has kicked off fury from real hardworking New Yorkers after she claimed it was just fine to shoplift on a podcast praising “microlooting” — a trendy new term for stealing from big companies such as Whole Foods.
On the New York Times opinion podcast, New Yorker writer Jia Tolentino describes the “several” times in which she swiped items such as lemons from Whole Foods — adding that she “didn’t feel bad” because it was a big corporation.”
https://nypost.com/2026/04/23/us-news/real-new-yorkers-furious-over-microlooting-writers-shoplifting-at-local-whole-foods-she-is-rich-i-am-not/
Someone should kill these people and take their stuff.
The desire to live like a 1st world nation while acting like a 3rd world peoples is fucking weird.
I want to live in a 1st world nation where acting like 3rd world peoples is prosecuted harshly.
How are these people even capable of tying their shoes let alone driving the Narrative for half the country??
Loot the drugs coming out of Hasan Piker’s ass, too?
Get more coffee, Ted.
There are about a dozen apple seedlings waiting for me to plant. Maybe tomorrow. They’ve been inside their whole life but a couple days ago they went into the elements. Windy and rainy but looking from the inside it looks like they have survived their first 2 days in the real world.
Happy Arbor Day it is!
🌳🌳🌳
HAD!! 🙂
I wish I had fruit bearing trees. Then again, my sister has one but wildlife get to it first.
Mornin’