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  1. Ted S.

    3 Dead, 3 Others Sick From Suspected Hantavirus Outbreak Aboard Cruise Ship: WHO

    Not-so-glib cruise.

    • rhywun

      Yeah I saw that yesterday and thought, “bad timing for our Fun Department”.

  2. R C Dean

    Even Democratic New York Gov. Kathy Hochul has acknowledged the bleeding. She publicly urged wealthy residents to come back in March, warning that the loss of tax revenue threatens the state’s social safety net.

    Talk about tone-deaf. It’s the bloated social safety net that is driving people away, both the taxes that it costs to fund and the dysfunctional people that it draws and maintains.

    And, of course, she reveals that, like most politicians, she sees people as nothing but tax cattle, and the economy as nothing but a way to fund government.

    • Rat on a train

      “Just jump on a bus and head down to Florida where you belong. Okay? Get out of town. Because you don’t represent our values.”

      • WTF

        “WAIT!! COME BACK SO WE CAN ROB YOU!!”

    • rhywun

      None of this stuff is set in stone. NYC lost 700,000 people during the 70s and by 2020 gained double that back. Taxes go (mostly) up and sometimes down but the real cause of all of that was the up and down violent crime.

      But yeah, I’ve been hearing variations of this story my entire life.

  3. R.J.

    Regarding SNAP: 38 million is too damn high!
    It’s a good start though. I’ll take any reduction.

    • rhywun

      More up and down. Hell, didn’t Clinton kick a bunch off? 45 probably did too and then 46 signed them all back up and invited in a couple dozen million more from across the border to sign up too.

  4. Common Tater

    “Todd Blanche: Indictment Against James Comey Goes Beyond Seashell Photo”

    Although he can’t say how.

    • rhywun

      I don’t care what they get him on as long as they find something that sticks.

    • The Last American Hero

      Don’t believe this asshole for a second. I’m old enough to remember when Clinton was being indicted over a blue dress with his DNA on it, with assurances from the prosecution that this was just phase 1, and phase 2 would show the lying sonofabitch was up to his neck in the Whitewater scandal.

      Spoiler alert – the second shoe never dropped.

  5. Not Adahn

    When a dude who had a male prostitution ring operating in his apartment (in the 1980s!) says you might be getting a little too extreme, one might want to pay attention.

    • rhywun

      On his death bed, practically. But yeah, many of today’s Dems are on record from barely a decade ago saying the exact opposite on issues like trannies and immigration as they say today in order to appeal to the radicals that took over their party. It’s bananas.

      • Nephilium

        Obama was against gay marriage before he was for it.

    • Threedoor

      My first thought as well NA.

  6. Not Adahn

    I am sure a creative prosecutor could find something in the FBI-SPLC interactions to indict some feebs.

  7. rhywun

    Millions Drop Off Welfare Rolls As New Trump Eligibility Rules Take Effect

    That’s nice.

    Too bad President Sandy from the Block will just sign them right back up on Day One.

    • Ownbestenemy

      General welfare, such as TANF was tackled my Clinton and Gingrich and worked.

      While SNAP or its predecessor program doubled with Obama and his Congress and has stayed at or near those levels since.

      • Threedoor

        Gingrich had to pass it three times before bill realized he was the bottom in that relationship.

  8. Common Tater

    “Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded ‘complete fabrication’ as John Doe is unmasked

    A former JPMorgan staffer whom sources identified as Chirayu Rana has been accused of making fabricated sexual harassment claims against a high-ranking executive at the bank after an internal investigation found no evidence of wrongdoing, The Post has learned.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/04/30/business/bombshell-jpmorgan-sex-harassment-suit-that-went-viral-branded-complete-fabrication-as-john-doe-accuser-unmasked/

    I don’t remember the papers ever “unmasking” a female accuser.

    • Drake

      The photos sure make the whole thing seem unlikely.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Lyle Lovett bagged Julia Roberts for a couple of years…anything is possible

      • rhywun

        That was my first thought. Yikes!

      • DrOtto

        No love for the Billy Bob and Angelina Jolie marriage?

      • Gdragon

        The photos seem inconclusive as they don’t reveal whether or not the guy is a tripod.

    • EvilSheldon

      ‘Empathy’ and ‘justice’ go right out the window when it’s someone at the top of the victim stack getting attacked.

  9. Common Tater

    Anyone need a boat?

    “A source tells Page Six that Jeff Bezos is quietly shopping his $500 million floating palace, Koru — because it’s just too huge to manage.

    The jaw-dropping vessel also has a $75 million support ship, Abeona, though it is unclear if this is part of the deal. According to reports, it cost $30 million per year to operate the two ships together. (Not that that’s a burden for the 250 Billion Dollar Man, but it may make buyers scarce).”

    https://pagesix.com/2026/05/04/celebrity-news/jeff-bezos-is-selling-his-500-million-superyacht-koru/

    • EvilSheldon

      I can see this. Even when you’re worth a quarter trillion, boats and aircraft are better to rent than own. Especially when you get to that age where you’re more concerned with time than money…

    • DrOtto

      The 2 happiest days of a boat owner’s life…

    • Rat on a train

      The boat features a likeness of Lauren Sanchez on the prow.
      I was considering until this.

    • Not Adahn

      Isn’t “Koru” a disease you get from cannibalizing infected brains?

      • Threedoor

        Close enough.

    • The Other Kevin

      How many people can live on it? I say we buy it, install a small nuclear reactor, and cruise the earth forever on the SS Libertopia.

  10. Drake

    Being a long-time Southerner of 5 years, I’d be okay if South Carolina growth slowed down a bit.

    (I do have ancestors buried in a family plot dating back 200 years about a mile from my my office)

    • rhywun

      Almost every state that exploded over the last 50 years has gone further left. It is inevitable.

      • DrOtto

        Florida at one point was reliabily left and seems to be no longer.

      • Drake

        It’s a mixed bag here. Some of the newcomers we’ve met are clearly liberals fleeing the consequences of their voting habits. Others are like people just released from 20 years in prison and savoring their first taste of freedom.

    • Threedoor

      The south in general is pretty densely populated. I was last in the area in 2010 and it seemed to me that you couldn’t throw a rock and not hit a house.

  11. EvilSheldon

    “So, how was your weekend?”

    “Not baaaaaaaaaaahhhd…”

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Something you want to tell us, ES?

      • EvilSheldon

        Something you want to hear about, Zwak?

        I’ll warn you, my activities this weekend might have been too salacious for your ears… 😁

      • Threedoor

        Velcro boots?
        Fishing trip to Montana?

      • Ted S.

        You masturbated?

      • EvilSheldon

        Velcro boots?
        Fishing trip to Montana?
        You masturbated?

        Worse.

        I did a bunch of laundry, cleaned my bathroom, did my meal prep for the week, dropped off my guitar to have the neck adjusted, loaded a bunch of 9mm practice ammo, and went for a walk. The weather was nice.

      • Not Adahn

        We had a little bit of snow. New kid with a Staccato decided I was his person to beat at the SCSA match. He failed, but will get there eventually. New personal best on at least two stages, nowhere close to A yet though.

      • Ted S.

        Yeah, as I mentioned there was a bit of frost on top of Balsam Lake Mountain at 3700′.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Yeah, let’s go with the details! Unload salaciousness! I watched the Kentucky Derby w my nephews. Dad had to pay $7.50 to the oldest (not present) nephew for his ‘in house’ bet he made.

        Underage family gambling, eh? What doesn’t get more salacious than that?!
        (Oh.)

  12. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’
    Heya Banjos- how YOU doin’ ?

    • Evan from Evansville

      Flag on her field: That kinda works for the partner going down on her. Kinda works really well, frankly (if ya’ve got enough blow). If you’re her, though, uh. Coke and its little bro, lidocaine, are really fucking good at numbing you up.

      (Numbies on your gums are really fun.)

  13. juris imprudent

    The SPLC link I shared in the ded-rhred explains how far their reach exceeds just the FBI.

    • rhywun

      Is there a summary somewhere? My browser choked on an attempt to summarize it.

      • Ted S.

        And you complain about *my* links…. :-p

      • Nephilium

        Long story short, they broke several bright line rules and later admitted to it in an e-mail to the bank. The only way they aren’t guilty is if they get the Hillary judge and jury.

      • rhywun

        Good, whatever it takes.

        They have been so enormously destructive.

      • juris imprudent

        The complexity is that whole fucking ecosystem of non-governmental regulatory practice. Set up by the feds semi-deliberately.

      • juris imprudent

        Neph misses the delicious irony that SPLC is a primary part of the regulatory apparatus that they are now caught up in.

      • The Other Kevin

        They were used as outside consultants for the FBI, to the point their analysis was used to set FBI policy. For example, the “Traditional Catholics” memo came from the SPLC. So the Biden FBI was using the SPLC to do things they were not allowed to do.

    • DrOtto

      Things like corps kicking charities from their employee giving programs because the SLPC labeled them hate groups? I know that was something my wife’s company did, along with pressure employees to give to Black Lives Mansion.

  14. Shpip

    South Carolina came out as the fastest-growing state in the country, even as Democrat-led cities on both coasts continue hemorrhaging residents at striking rates.

    And thanks to Evenwel v. Abbott, you don’t need to have citizens occupying those urban Congressional districts. Any warm body will do. Now you know why the Donks imported tens of millions of illiterate peasants. They’re replacing the productive citizens who are re-enacting white flight on a much larger scale — instead of from the urban core to the suburbs, from the suburbs to a low-tax state with mild winters.

    Best of all, the peasants that can evade ICE for a decade or so will get amnesty, all while popping out new birthright citizens — and both groups will be reliable Democrat constituencies for decades to come.

    • rhywun

      They’re replacing the productive citizens who are re-enacting white flight on a much larger scale

      And they would brag about it to one audience and deny it’s happening to another. But now they said fuckit and they’re all campaigning on it now (“End ICE!”). It’s unreal.

      • Brochettaward

        Under Obama, there were white papers written by leftwing non-profit “research” institutes crowing about demographic destiny. It was a major left wing talking point by Democrats who thought they’d never lose another election as white populations declined. (Some) white people noticed and called it white-replacement theory. Then it became a conspiracy theory.

      • Brochettaward

        Ask ChatGTP to tell you the difference. It’ll claim that the racists are arguing that it’s intentional. The people who laughed at the slow death of white America and tied it to the inevitable success of the Democratic party just note that it’s happening, but it’s ridiculous according to “scholars” that it’s deliberate.

        Like, sure the Dems benefit from it and realize it, but they only opened the flood gates to the third world out of the kindness of their hearts!

      • Brochettaward

        My favorite is following up with ChatGPT on whether Democratic policies have led to an increase in legal and non-legal immigration from third world countries. It meanders like any midwit academic trying to deflect blame before admitting that while yes Democrats have supported policies that have increased immigration from non-white countries and more has happened on their watch, the problem is more structural and the result of policies passed decades ago (by primarily Democrats, though that’s not mentioned).

      • rhywun

        It’s just distilling the information that is already online, which is heavily biased in favor of whatever the Dems are pushing.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I’d rather drive a nail through my dick every hour on the hour than have arguments with AI.

    • Raven Nation

      “They’re replacing the productive citizens”

      Yeah it seems like some of the more esteemed think tanks (e.g. Cato) seem to have missed the change in immigrant motivations that happened under Biden. They continue to cite 10-year old data about how immigrants are a net gain for the US economy.

      And repeating myself, I continue to be (morbidly) fascinated by libertarian thinkers who focus on immigration as the worst thing about Trump (I mean, there’s a fairly long list of Trump policies dating back to 2016 that one could hate. I just don’t understand that one being the focus). And, of course, the continual representation of Trump as an existential threat to liberty. KMW at TOS has routinely written editorials to that effect but, a few months back, assured readers that NYC would survive Mandami without too many problems.

      • rhywun

        Seems like the capture of Cato and TOS by the “chamber of commerce” set was complete by around that time. Their rejection of obvious stuff visible to anyone with open eyes is the main reason I ditched that crowd.

      • rhywun

        NYC would survive Mandami without too many problems

        It will survive but only if Mamdami is unsuccessful at enacting most of the fantastical plots that got him elected.

        See also: Bill Deblasio.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        It’s taco truck diversity. They think that as long as there are more and different food truck, immigration is a net good, as “they” aren’t going to get think tank jobs anytime soon.

        Fuck the rest of the working class that was left after the “awesomeness” of NAFTA.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I love tacos.

        We still don’t need an army of illegals to make them, and if we do, I can live just fine without tacos.

      • creech

        I think TOS has hammered Trump pretty hard on tariffs too.

      • Raven Nation

        @ Creech. Yes, fair point. And, they’ve diversified their attacks recently (it’s a target-rich environment), but early on in 2016/17 it was a lot of immigration stuff.

      • R C Dean

        Taco truck diversity indeed. Whenever you ask an open borderite about the benefits of multi culti diversity, almost invariably the first thing out of their mouth is “ethnic food” and very often, a long pause before they change the subject.

        The Chamber of Commerce/country club crowd hate Trump at least as much as the leftists do. They also hated the Tea Party, BTW. No surprise that their captured institutions have TDS.

    • Ted S.

      Fuck the boldface font that yields gray boxes on certain browsers.

      Fuck self-censoring words like “murder” and “Hamas”.

      • Threedoor

        And changing fonts gross.

      • rhywun

        Fuck self-censoring words like “murder” and “Hamas”.

        They do that for a reason. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Ohs noes, the font changes! And bold face, why that is as bad as black face!

        Come on, guys.

      • Ted S.

        On my tablet, each character in that bold font is rendered as a gray box that makes the post impossible to read.

    • rhywun

      Yup, all plausible.

      I can think of a couple solutions that would probably require a Constitutional amendment or two.

      • Brochettaward

        I don’t know if throwing people out of helicopters requires a constitutional amendment per se or would be a good look, but I do love the idea of the Pinochet Amendment being enshrined does war the cockles of my heart.

      • rhywun

        Perhaps, but I was thinking more along the lines of restricting the vote in certain ways.

    • Brochettaward

      Reality is that there aren’t enough homegrown white socialists for that shit to ever take over.

      This shit had to be imported to reach a critical mass. It may not be the immigrant parents, but by the time their children come of age most of them are indoctrinated by a lifetime victimhood narrative that soothes their soul and helps them avoid any and all accountability for who or what they are.

      You aren’t a failure living a vacuous empty life. It’s the white man!

      • The Other Kevin

        Part of the situation is that the left has a purity test, so if you’re a standard lefty you have to agree 100% with the extreme stuff otherwise you’re kicked out of the club. Or in the case of my parents, they never see the extreme stuff in the nightly news.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      I think the hard firewalls prevalent in the US political system do a lot to contain the spread of that 20% and can even fight it. That we have individual states, that they can use the electoral college to keep this from taking over, and the silent vote not being forced to be shown go a long ways in keeping this at bay.

      • rhywun

        For now.

        The Dems are open about their plans to at least try to tear all of that down when they return to power.

  15. Brochettaward

    I’m going to let you all in on a little secret. 86-2 is Firster slang/code.

    It refers to a final solution. For you.

    • bacon-magic

      46 & 2 just ahead of me.

      • Not Adahn

        25 or 6 24 ?

      • Rat on a train

        That’s Numberwang.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        No.

        This is <a href=“https://www.nonlinearcircuits.com/modules/p/numberwang”Numberwang.

  16. Shpip

    Well folks, today is 5/4, otherwise known as Dave Brubeck Day!

    Some people call today something else though… so here you go.

  17. Common Tater

    “The deranged firebug accused of igniting the devastating Palisades Fire had become “fixated” on Luigi Mangione in the lead-up to the deadly blaze — and then allegedly suggested the inferno was started out of “resentment of the rich,” prosecutors said.

    Jonathan Rinderknecht, 30, was obsessed with the accused health care CEO killer and had routinely searched “free Luigi Mangione” and “lets take down all the billionaires” online, court documents show….

    Rinderknecht has pleaded not guilty to a string of federal arson charges for sparking the inferno that leveled 7,000 homes and businesses, caused $150 billion in damages and left 12 people dead in early 2025.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/05/04/us-news/palisades-arsonist-became-fixated-with-luigi-mangione-before-deadly-blaze-prosecutors/

    CWAA

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      In other news, Democrats swear that there is no political violence problem. According to Dr Leftasfuck of the Harvard Sociology Dept, “All of the political violence is from the right.”

    • rhywun

      Honestly forgot they caught someone for that.

      And completely unsurprised that he’s an Antifa waste of humanity. One wonders if he will get an honest trial in a city dominated by commie pols.

    • Grumbletarian

      Fake news. It were Klymut Chaynje what dunnit

    • creech

      Is “burning at the stake” a cruel and unusual punishment in this case?

    • Drake

      We knew bums were starting fires -both maliciously and just for the camping lifestyle. The city and state didn’t want to look into it.

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