I feel like everyone must sigh when they see they get Brett links instead of SF links on Wednesday. Whether it is with relief or disappointment depends on you, I guess. I saw many springs last weekend. Just water gushing out of holes everywhere. Cold water. I’m getting too old for cold water. I like the bathwater temperatures of the Gulf of America in summer.
Let’s see what we gots for links today…
Woman’s front porch becomes alligator arena. I wonder if you can turn the hose on ’em like dogs. Not enough to try, but I do wonder.
I respect anyone who can blow a .366 average on a breathalyzer. Respect isn’t the right word. Its quite an impressive feat.
Bro-science is always ahead of published science.
Russian submarine reactors can even sink ships they aren’t powering.
KPRC 2 obtained the Houston Police Department report from that prior case through a public records request. In that report, officers said Wyatt’s breathalyzer results were between .365 and .367
On two glasses of wine. Well, she didn’t say how big they were.
Do they make magnum-sized glasses?
In some places
More importantly, it’s a place where guzzling wine by the half litre is the norm, rather than cause for calling the cops.
I remember from Oktoberfest there were fairly drunk people everywhere but nobody was belligerent in any way. Kids were trained properly at it there.
I’ve been to Oktoberfest twice. I haven’t been to Bad Dürkkheim.
I agree. Lots of drunks at Oktoberfest but virtually no belligerence.
At that volume, they’re called carboys.
Two hogsheads to a butt, ya firkin tun!
http://datagenetics.com/blog/august32020/range.png
Rhy, the magnum sized are called the mediums.
Ask for a large if you’re only having one
I’ve only heard about those kinds of parties.
I must have left too early
Shoulda stuck your dick in the mashed potatoes.
I see what you did there the b-boys did as well.
Ain’t now alligators on my machine, no-shows.
I just had sausage and eggs. I should be good to the end of the week, anyway.
Oh look, in the 9th minute of 4 supposed minutes of injury time, Celtic are awarded a penalty. What a shock.
Hearts will have to pull off the draw.
When is the last time one of Celtic/Rangers didnt win the league?
Answering my own question, Aberdeen in 1984 and 1985 when Sir Alex Ferguson was their manager.
He might have been pretty good at his job.
1985: Aberdeen, second in a row and third in four years. Manager was some due named Alex Ferguson.
Was just gonna say Celtic must be getting Fergie-time.
I respect anyone who can blow a .366 average on a breathalyzer.
Amazingly not a Sconnie.
Or a float plane pilot.
Lefty on lefty
AOC’s stance also drew criticism from Glenn Greenwald, an eclectic leftist who is absolutely against the Democratic establishment and the Trump administration on foreign policy hawkishness. Greenwald wrote on Substack that AOC is “an unprincipled, craven, partisan apparatchik.”
Greenwald continues:
“Anyone who is actually serious and genuine in their purported anti-war convictions and in their determination to end U.S. financing of Israel — as opposed to someone who likes to parade as such for self-esteem, branding benefits, and admiration — would immediately and eagerly work with anyone to build a majority against these destructive war-promoting and militaristic policies. But AOC made a point of announcing that she would never work with MTG on issues relating to Israel and war, despite the fact, or, more so, because of it, that MTG has displayed more courage and principle on that issue than AOC ever would.”
“AOC lied to protect her party’s leaders as they financed Israel’s war, whereas MTG loudly denounced her party’s leaders as they continue to do so, being forced out of Congress as a result, the same risk taken by Rep. Thomas Massie.”
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She also made a remark about the American Revolution being a revolution against the billionaire class, which emphatically it is not — it was a rebellion against the government due to excessive taxation, which is something AOC favors. But I digress.
Principles are for chumps.
MTG was forced out of Congress? Last I checked she chose both not to run again and resigned (quit) early.
Look, clearly AOC has endeared herself to a certain element of the progressive left. There are big progressive accounts who are dedicated boosters of hers, like Mehdi Hasan, who is constantly white-knighting AOC. He wrote in response to this controversy:
“The number of lies being told about @aoc – her politics, her views, her record – on this website this weekend is insane. Some self-proclaimed leftists want to undermine and taint the most viable and popular potential leftist candidate for president in 2028. Also insane.”
By all means, put up another screeching harpy to be your candidate. It has worked so well for you in the past.
Amazing how many rich leftists are out there pushing leftist candidates who main desire is enriching themselves and making the rest of us poor. Who can possibly resist?
0.366 and she thought she was in heaven?
I’m not going to brag, but on 1 occasion years ago, Tres had a 0.34 BAC from a real blood sample. People didnt know I was even drunk.
That’s a fine line between intoxication and alcohol poisoning.
And I was told by many medical professionals that I was right on that line.
“I’m not going to brag…”
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Were you using Donald’s definition of that verb 😉
In those days, I had some .4s. Don’t know if that was blood or breath. I don’t recall that bit.
I do recall *not* thinking I was in heaven. I’da remembered that.
What were the occasions that merited measurement?
For me, I don’t recall. My bro told me about that one, cuz I was out with him ‘for’ it. I’ve awakened several times in ERs without knowledge of how I got there. I mean, I got the gist of it, I suppose.
Not always, but usually I drank myself there, in some capacity or fashion.
In the new Snarkatorium in the garage. I have an actual shop chair, and the Mighty GETAC S400 is back off the bench, running updated Linux. I even have a fan.
Behold the power of this fully functional Snarkatorium:
https://www.glibertarians.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/IMG_4564.jpeg
👍
That is one of the saddest pegboards I’ve ever seen.
That best be an electric bug zapping ‘fan’ by that drill.
I’m working on the pegboard next. Lost most of the hooks in the move
I don’t see the refrig and TV. The shop isn’t quite finished, I guess.
No. It’s low priority to do anything except store tools. Making the Snarkatorium was a surprise bonus this week with some spare time.
If you have to designate an orphan as a “fan”, you might need to rethink a couple thinks.
Just sayin’
Orphan did come out, but is not the fan.
Gator link?
Things going well in KY?
https://www.dailymail.com/textbased/news/text-15815965/rand-paul-son-antisemitic-rant-mike-lawler.html
Yeah, gator link is busted
Low bar for “antisemitism”
Steve Smith runs a Snap-On truck.
Parents are back from Cleveland and seeing the INDIANS twice. Chase DeLauter is my uncle’s step-grandson and that side of the family *does* know him. They didn’t get to ‘meet’ him, but he played right in one and DH’d in the other. He’s significantly cooled off, as expected from his impressive first couple weeks in The Show.
So I had Monday afternoon to just now, Wednesday, with just me and 15yo Peabody. He’s very chill, but damn. A plodding, meandering pup on walks, particularly at night.
If things go according to most recent projection, I have ten working days left on this contract.
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
The contract.
Is it a temp job?
Yeah, test scoring 8th grade essays for Missouri. Started April 20 and the original finishing ‘estimate’ was June 20, which I knew was ~2 weeks longer than it would really be.
Now, they’re ‘projecting’ May 27 as our final day.
🤔🤔🤔
https://www.reddit.com/r/VideosAmazing/s/jhr9fSMsCL
I hate when that happens.
Somebody missed a step.
https://www.stemco.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/STEM0744_BearingAdjustment_Flyer_Redesign_v2r0_FNL_LR.pdf
🤯
“Remove the Keeper From the Nut”
I am the Keeper of the Nut, and I shan’t remove myself.
Keep on trucking.
As I met a truck in Austin, TX one of his duals came off and was coming down the road towards me. I was in the left lane and right before it was going to hit me head on I made the decision to swerve to the right, regardless if there was another car or not and let the tire hit me behind the driver (me).
The tire wobbled away from me, no car in the right lane, my decision was the right one. I almost got religion.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tiresaretheenemy/
Those wheels had a damn personal grudge against that streetlight. Aim, focus, determination.
And fucking stuck the landing! Very nice.
Whoa!
I’m sure that someone here has seen this movie
My most memorable Connecticut driving experience was one night on I-84 approaching Hartford in heavy traffic watching a smoking tire bounce down the highway. Folks just casually moved aside to let the tire through as if this was a normal occurence.
Bob and my mother were nearly brained in Amarillo a couple of years ago. If the tire had hit the windshield and not the sunroof…
Here’s the tom that’s dad to all our kittens.
https://ibb.co/V0hTS88t
I was hoping to see him smoking a cigar.
Looks nice enough. His paternal skills seem to be lacking. He should be catching mice and bringing them to the new mother. Raising 6 kids(kits) alone has got to be tough
3Door’s generous welfare payments to the mother and kits makes it more rational to not get involved.
Have you met my dads wife’s daughter and her ex UCS?
No, but I’m sure I’ve known plenty of people like them.
Oooh, your ‘relation’ has an ex-UCS?!
I wonder how it ended… but no doubt, that’s where, when and how he honed his kit-gloves ability.
(He is rather purrsuasive with ’em.)
*angry footsteps march out of the news studio* That’s it. I’m not working like this. I’m outta here. Call the other guy, I don’t care.
*slams door*
Handsome boy
There’s something awfuwwy scwewy going on awound here.
/Elmer Fudd.
Hopefully everyone has their feet up and are enjoying a tasty beverage.
✔️
Feet on an ottoman, butt on a heating pad, just finished a nice dry cider.
I just got home from work. Sadly, I don’t have rhywun’s commute.
I will miss WFH but I aim to live close to the office when I move soon – 10 or 20 mins. tops.
Another missive went out this week – now they’re going to track our days in the office. Sigh.
I may win this one. My commute from bed to work, the very desk in my office?
Seven feet. No stairs, elevator, nadda. It’s a gloriously stress-free gig.
(I agree with Fudd… a bit drafty in here. Almost daffy…)
Got a fun (I hope) draft in. Wanna give it a fresh go-over and add a few pics, but it’s 95% there. Accidentally (on purpose?), it continues my little project about the odds-and-endy vocational tour I’ve been on. And I’ll certainly be adding one about my current test scoring and the goings-on with 8th graders in Missouri.
Went to the local minor league baseball game. It was freakin’ cold, so we left at the 7th inning stretch before the score got even more lopsided against us. 🥶 😣
I dont care what you people say.
Papa John’s pizza has its place.
I won’t argue. I like their pizza.
Their pizza’s fine, but their golden glory *was* their garlic butter sauce. That was a key selling point. It no longer exists as it once did. That, and there are far more, better options nearby, I haven’t had it since I discovered they changed their damn ‘recipe’ for it.
Oh, the things that vex me.
The bread is different too.
Put down the carbs, Tres.
I know its late but South Park did it seems appropriate.
Ball Cancer
Eh..
https://youtu.be/_7pnf7m1vLQ?si=NYTZG5GlqYwfidPu
Holy shit, this is crazy! https://www.facebook.com/reel/1409543127861862
Sound doesn’t work for me, Ill have to look for that elsewhere.
YouTube offered up a MyPillow guy disposition. What a fucking dipshit clown. First rule of being in a hole…
Is the hole part of crazy?
Clown fucking himself over: https://youtu.be/bBP34KEN1kQ
How to give a disposition
https://youtu.be/naCWD00L4Is
This is what anonymous posting is for:
Lloyd looking into police chief’s purported racy social media posts
I hope the slideshow at the top shows up for all of you and you aren’t paywalled.
Quite the dickhead.
Rise and shine Glibsville!
😎🌅🥓
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QECJ9pCyhns
🎶🎶
Good morning, Sean, Ted’S., GL, and Teh Hype!
Morning, GT.
Good morning, U. How are you today?
I’ve been fighting to regain a normal sleep schedule. Not sure if it’s working. This morning I was decanting almonds from a “resealable” bulk bag (that won’t close) into a can when I saw something small and brown on the back of my hand. My brain went “Flea!” rather than the more probable (and true) answer of “flake of Almond skin”. The last time I’ve even seen fleas in person I was in college and they were on a cat.
I might have feared bedbugs.
Hayyy, GT!
Fröhliche Christihimmelfahrt!
I will be fahrting later.
A defunct Benz shop here had an Ausfahrt sign.
Mornin’
Good morning, DEG. How are you today?
Sleepy. It’s raining. I have guys repairing the chimney on my house. They’re supposed to be here early. I didn’t get up early enough to go to the gym and still be here when they arrive.
How is Tranquility Base?
Tranquility Base has been lovely…when it’s been warm enough to go out there.
https://x.com/nicksortor/status/2054722723834732776
The CIA raids Tulsi’s office.
WTF?
Every person associated with the CIA needs to be prosecuted under RICO for Treason.
Executions and life sentences all around!
Did you read the responses?
Only a sucker with an account can read responses.
https://x.com/nicksortor/status/2054804898646995052
So?
So people make shit up, outrage post it, and people continue to act like it’s true even after the retraction is printed….
Fake news then?
Huh.
Ted – That’s no reason not to purge the CIA. They’ve committed more than enough Treason elsewhere.
What authority does the CIA have to raid and seize documents from anyone in the US?
None whatsoever. It’s treason – executions all around.
Oooh! Factions in the Praetorian Guard?