Friday Morning Links

by | May 29, 2026 | Daily Links | 224 comments

The Astros are on a hot streak. They’ve won two games in a row. Hockey great Claude Lemieux killed himself. I don’t know how else to put it. Carolina will look to put the Canadians/Canadiens out of the playoffs for good tonight. And that’s pretty much all I’ve got for sports.

Not good for Bezos. But it should have been expected. All of his non-Amazon projects seem to blow up spectacularly. Just look at Amazon. Or his second wife’s tits.

I’ve certainly got questions. Namely, why was it America’s responsibility to manage the entire world’s health for so long?

I’m a regular person and I can’t relate. But maybe serial jacking off in port-o-johns and banging prostitutes is more common than I think.

People who do this deserve life in prison. It’s attempted mass murder by proxy. But it’s NoVa, so they probably won’t even see the inside of a prison cell.

In honor of “Shut the fuck up Friday.” Don’t ever talk to the cops at the scene. Don’t talk to them at the station. Talk to your lawyer.

I hope this guy goes soon. It’s certainly not looking good for the socialist asshole.

OK. I don’t care. They didn’t want to go home or their home didn’t want them back. And they can’t stay here. They should have thought about the consequences of their actions before now.

Either she’s stupid or she’s a partisan actor. Either one should have gotten her fired from that job a long time ago.

Burn all pubsec unions to the ground. Then salt the ashes.

You gotta be doing something wrong to go out this way. I once scared a black bear off from a campsite by merely getting up from a chair. They’re the bitch boys of the ursine world.

In honor of my and Banjos’ trip to Jolly Old England tomorrow night. I hope it’s a good time. As long as I avoid Rude Boys. We’ll hopefully still be doing teatime links for part of it anyway. But if you don’t hear from us for a couple weeks, it means I called someone a retard and got locked up until the US Embassy spirited me away..

Enjoy this lovely Friday and weekend, dear friends.

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224 Comments

  1. Ted S.

    In honor of “Shut the fuck up Friday.”

    It was Fetterlump talking.

  2. (((Jarflax

    I can relate, he’s an unstable asshole. I have known many unstable assholes in my life. I can also relate to the Maine Senatorial race. Platner is the perfect candidate for that race, an ideal race forces you to choose carefully, and only someone as bad as Platner could possibly make anyone have to choose carefully in a race where the other candidate is that absolutely hideous, stupid, dishonest slimeball Collins.

    • Chafed

      I’ll take the center left candidate over the far left candidate.

    • R C Dean

      I just want one of his “Vote for the Nazi. It’s Important.” bumper stickers.

      • (((Jarflax

        This race is kind of the perfect example of how badly our Republic has failed. You have a mentally unstable Nazi, running against the poster child for dishonest RINOs, and because the Nazi has a D next to his name the left supports him and because the RINO, who has stabbed us in the back on every major vote has an R the right supports her. I say, we penalize Maine one Senate seat for having this travesty of a choice and just go with 99 for the next 6 years.

      • juris imprudent

        Repealing the 17th would work better.

      • Fourscore

        What are the odds, of 330M people that’s the two you have to chose from?

        Klobuchar thinks she’s the ideal fit to be Walz’s replacement, after 18 years in DC.

        She’ll have to dig out her Somali wardrobe but there’s plenty to borrow from other pols.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The 17th was already underway before the amendment passed. Repealing it would do as much good as eliminating income tax withholding.

    • EvilSheldon

      I was always under the impression that jacking off in a porta-shitter was a normal deployed military thing? Right along with drawing dicks in them?

      • tripacer

        I went #3 in porta potties all over the middle east. Where else was I supposed to do it?

      • DrOtto

        And here I thought port-a-potty-masturbaters was something SugarFree made up in one of his enlightening tales.

      • Threedoor

        Never did it in one.
        As TC with a duffle between me and the driver, that’s possible.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Portabating and picking up hookers? Checks out to me.

      • dbleagle

        Don’t forget writing “Chuck Norris feats” on the walls as well.

  3. DEG

    ‘Units responding to suspicious noise,’ a dispatcher was heard telling officers over the radio. ‘Be advised, we have not been able to get an answer on callback to the complainant’s phone number. Unknown if it’s going to be a swatting situation.’

    Would the police do this much investigation for an ordinary person as opposed to a Supreme Court Justice?

    • AlexinCT

      Aspiring to be a stand up comedian?

  4. Rat on a train

    why was it America’s responsibility to manage the entire world’s health for so long?
    America has wealth. The world wants it.

    • AlexinCT

      ^^^^THIS^^^^

      People that do not understand the basics of economics and wealth creation always see the game as a zero sum game. They believe the pie is fixed, and you can only get your share if you take it. basically the human philosophy and motivation for war since written history until the early 20th century. There are people that truly do not understand that wealth can be created. But the ones agitating these fools and praying on their envy, do, but since they can’t create wealth, want to take it from those that do.

    • WTF

      It’s a moral imperative that the rest of the world have access to the earnings of American taxpayers.

  5. Chafed

    Why didn’t anyone tell me it’s Shut The Fuck Up Friday? I didn’t know to get dressed for it.

    • (((Jarflax

      All that is required is a gag.

      • Rat on a train
      • Chafed

        @sloopy I had forgotten about that video. Enjoy your trip.

    • Gdragon

      Every Friday is Shut the Fuck Up Friday as long as you know “The Script”!

      I can’t stop laughing when I watch Craig (the quiet one) in the videos, always staring at the camera looking as serious as a heart attack right before he takes a big haul off of a giant blunt and blows the biggest cloud that you have ever seen LOL

    • DEG

      I thought every day was “Shut The Fuck Up, Westley” days?

  6. Ted S.

    I’m a regular person and I can’t relate.

    Assumes facts not in evidence. After all, you’re a Glib.

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      Maybe he means “regular” in the other sense.

      • Ted S.

        So he’s not unleaded?

  7. rhywun

    why was it America’s responsibility to manage the entire world’s health for so long?

    The same reason it was always America’s responsibility to take in the rest of the world’s unwanted derelicts and criminals. Because white supremacism, duh.

    • sloopyinca

      Because white supremacism, duh.

      Those honkeys in Europe need to start doing some heavy lifting then.*

      *not applicable to southern Italians

    • cavalier973

      Diseases thrive in environments bereft of government funding.

      If the kings of the Middle Ages had simply paid for people’s health care, the Black Plague would have never happened.

      • The Last American Hero

        According to Netflix and the BBC, half those kings were black.

    • creech

      Why? Because America is a mostly Christian nation and the majority of Christians believe Jesus wants us to take care of the sick and the poor and will vote to have armed government agents enforce their charitable feelings.

  8. Shpip

    Originally from Kerala, India, Hrishikesh Koloth, 27, was working at a uranium exploration site when he was attacked by a black bear.

    Thinking he could take on a bear was…
    (Removes sunglasses)
    …Vindaloosional

    • R.J.

      That made my morning. Thank you!

      • Gdragon

        He was obviously trying to curry your favour with that one.

    • Tres Cool

      [dons sunglasses]
      The bear was….naan-compliant

  9. Rat on a train

    latest in a series of firings of nonpartisan FBI agents
    Tell me another joke.

    • WTF

      Yeah, “nonpartisan” assumes facts not in evidence.

  10. rhywun

    their home didn’t want them back

    Tough shit. Fly them there, kick them out the door, and pull up the stairway.

    I do not agree with flying them to random countries – it just gives ammos to commies like those at Guardian to write more sob stories.

    • R C Dean

      And the reason their home didn’t want them back is exactly the reason why they shouldn’t be here.

      • Nephilium

        Outlawing provides a solution.

    • The Last American Hero

      Crate them up in a C-130, and drop the cargo over the target country.

      • Threedoor

        Don’t waste the cash on crates.

        Just make it rain.

  11. rhywun

    Burn all pubsec unions to the ground

    Non-pubsec ones too. They are causing just as much damage as their power grows these days.

    Something is not right when the lady cleaning my room is probably making more money than I am after a 25 year career in IT.

    • juris imprudent

      Which corrupt organization is it that NYC unions are beholding to – the mob or the state?

      • R C Dean

        It’s a three-legged stool.

      • slumbrew

        Yes.

      • rhywun

        Giuliani cleaned out a lot of the mob – we don’t hear about them much anymore.

        Yeah, it’s a circle jerk between the unions, the DNC, and the idiot voters.

  12. Drake

    I’ve had numerous encounters with black bears. Most are relatively small and will run at the first sign of trouble. But I’ve seen a few males come out of a state forest that had put grown that attitude. 500-600 lbs, they went where they wanted at their pace and had no fear.

    Our neighbors dog ran up on a massive male – it just looked at her until the dog had a moment of clarity and ran.

    • AlexinCT

      My only real close call with a black bear was with a mother with cubs during a hike. The curious cubs bolted towards me. I saw the mom going bonkers, pulled out my gun and fired off 2 shots into the ground. They all turned tail and ran. I am pretty sure had I not been carrying I would have had to deal with a 200 lbs angry momma.

      • Drake

        We were hiking near Caesars Head in NC a few months ago. A cub was on the trail, we stopped and it ran off. I kept my pistol in hand for a while in case momma was around and angry.

    • The Last American Hero

      We get them in the yard. I figured since I was yelling at it to run it off, I trash talked it.

  13. juris imprudent

    The Newsom/CA public worker spat – couldn’t happen to a nicer guy and state. Enjoy the collapse assholes.

    • DrOtto

      “You can’t use that rule to stifle productivity! That’s our rule for stifling productivity!”

  14. Sensei

    It truly feels like we’re all expected to lie. We’re expected to understand the good people are in charge, and they are doing their best, and any pointing out of their (many, many (MANY)) enormous failures can only help the bad people. Then, we are expected to believe the bad people will lead us to some truly heinous moral horror merely in the name of baseline functioning government. I understand this seems ridiculous, but I genuinely do think it constitutes the underlying psychology of a one-party town, in which not even Democrats are supposed to tell the truth.

    https://www.piratewires.com/p/pratt-summer

    • rhywun

      There is an enormous number of truths Americans are not “allowed” to talk about.

      An inevitable results of the “march through the institutions”.

      • AlexinCT

        There is an enormous number of truths Americans are not “allowed” to talk about.

        By design. By people with evil/terrible agendas. Always claiming they censor for a noble reason. But the reasons, when inspected closely, always are nefarious and vile.

    • PutridMeat

      what’s driving the popularity of a professional 21st Century clown like Pratt, with no experience in government, over a thoughtful, if imperfect, standard issue Democrat like Bass,

      If Bass is a ‘standard issue’ Democrat – and I ain’t disagreeing, at least in terms of party leadership and candidates – I think I see the problem. Not necessarily for the Democrats, as a substantial fraction of the voting population has demonstrated a willingness to vote for them, but for the country as a whole. Since a substantial fraction of the population has demonstrated a willingness to vote themselves into a Communist shit-hole.

      Not even going to touch the absurdity of calling Bass “thoughtful” – if that bundle of empty banal platitudes and stupidity passes for thoughtful, JTFC…

      • Fourscore

        “What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is it’s natural manure.”

        T. Jefferson

    • Not Adahn

      With recent polling now in rough alignment with the betting markets, it looks like former reality television villain Spencer Pratt has taken second place in the race for mayor of Los Angeles.

      NPR this morning told me he was comfortably in third place.

      • rhywun

        NPR lies about everything so it fits.

  15. PieInTheSky

    Ochoco Ranch is a rare 35,132± acre legacy ranch for sale in Prineville, Oregon—just outside Bend in the heart of Central Oregon.

    This expansive property borders the Ochoco National Forest and features a diverse landscape of timbered mountains, open meadows, and sweeping Cascade views. With approximately 65 springs and nearly 19 miles of creeks and streams, Ochoco Ranch offers exceptional water resources rarely found at this scale.

    Renowned for its wildlife, the ranch supports strong populations of Rocky Mountain elk, mule deer, antelope, black bear, and upland birds, making it one of the premier hunting ranches in Oregon.

    Beyond recreation, the property presents significant long-term investment potential with timber resources, privacy, and large contiguous acreage in a highly desirable region.

    Key Highlights:
    • 35,132± acres
    • Borders Ochoco National Forest
    • ~65 springs + 19 miles of creeks
    • Trophy elk, mule deer & wildlife habitat
    • Timberland & investment potential
    • Private, large-scale legacy ownership

    The Ochoco Preserve Carbon Project is being developed as a Washington Improved Forest Management (IFM) Project. The Carbon Project is in development phase with completion of Direct Environmental Benefit (DEB’s) preliminary approval and targeted field verification in December 2025. The anticipated first reporting period (RP1) credit issuance in December 2026, with an estimated RP1 of 450,000 credits. A buyer can realize all future credits resulting in attractive annual positive cash flow

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMqeLkesiFY

    LOCATION
    Ochoco Ranch is located in Central Oregon and just 45 minutes from the Redmond/Bend commercial airport (RDM). The property is 11 miles east of Prineville, OR on Highway 26. Prineville, which also has a municipal airport (PRZ), is located 30 minutes from Bend and 20 minutes from Redmond.

    $54,000,000

      • Tres Cool

        The 5 is next door?

    • Plinker762

      All those creeks and habitat won’t mean much when Oregon bans hunting and fishing. Plus who wants to live near Bend?

    • EvilSheldon

      Didn’t Oregon just ban hunting?

      • Not Adahn

        With sufficiently large property and adequate fencing, enforcement of a hunting ban will be difficult.

      • PieInTheSky

        the video said you get 8 tags per year for elk.

      • Ted S.

        Aerial/satellite surveillance.

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, effective aerial/satellite coverage of 50+ heavily wooded square miles, even during daylight hours, ain’t happening.

      • PutridMeat

        ain’t happening.

        agree to a degree. However, doesn’t change the fact that, being in Oregon, the value of the ranch as a hunting property is deeply in question. No advertising, no above board transactions, basically impossible to run a business involving game, regardless of whether I may be able to skirt the law on an under-the-table basis.

        If I’m in the market for a hunting-based property, there’s no way in hell I’m buying in Oregon. I mean I obviously have the $54 mil, I’m just not going to buy because it’s in Oregon…

      • PieInTheSky

        O do not think it is marketed for comercial hunting. More like a rich person which wants a house on top of the highest hill overlooking his 35k acres of woodland.

      • Threedoor

        F&G/forrest service will come on your land and place cameras to watch and charge you.

      • Gustave Lytton

        No. Initiative petition garnered 120,000 idiots to sign their sheets.

    • Threedoor

      Decent price for the acreage.

      But locked into some carbon trading scam? Hell no. That’s like buying a piece of property that’s covered in easements.

      • PutridMeat

        And right in the path of the lahar as an added bonus!

      • PieInTheSky

        Cows seem higher maintanance than trees

  16. Grumbletarian

    Red tape continues to hamstring rebuilding throughout the Palisades, and the city still has no coherent plan to prevent another fire of the magnitude that took the Palisades out, or anything even remotely resembling an honest account of what led to the single most destructive fire in the city’s history.

    It was ClImAtE cHaNgE, DUH!

    • PieInTheSky

      if only they had bought enough climate offsets

    • AlexinCT

      The fact they arrested and are prosecuting the arsonist aside, the Palisades will only be rebuilt after they take the land over. And then, they will build low income housing and other things that benefit the commies in LA. Not the property owners. At this point I am 90% sure that they wanted that place to burn and let it happen at a minimum.

      • juris imprudent

        Low-income? Are you kidding me – that is prime real estate for the party faithful!

      • AlexinCT

        That was my point.. Luxury houses for the party: Dachas. And token low income housing to pretend they didn’t just steal the land…

      • Rat on a train

        Nero approves

    • rhywun

      the panicked punditry

      Yeah, they are terrified of Pratt – that is the only explanation for the MSM in lockstep non-stop propping up that useless grinning communist loser Bass as her city falls apart.

      • AlexinCT

        Yeah, they are terrified of Pratt

        I think they are far more terrified of what Pratt represents than the guy. These people have counted on the public’s resignation and apathy for decades. We ended up in a place where the ones winning elections are the people talking about social justice and fixing emotional wrongs, and that then spend our tax dollars on shit, while infrastructure and government services lead to collapse. Pratt represents a threat to that model hat has vastly favored the useless marxist cabal of feminized idiocy. I think people are wising up that expecting government to fix social injustice only gets you wore of that, while society unravels and infrastructure and services fall apart. Not to mention the revelation of how pervasive and massive fraud is in every social program.

        I am hoping this phenom is for real and goes countrywide. It would be a boon for those of us that want to save the country from the islamo-marxist revolutionaries and their agenda.

      • R C Dean

        Bass is going to win. Blue No Matter Who will carry the day again.

        In the highly unlikely event that the LA voters don’t give Bass a sufficient margin, well, I don’t think that will matter.

      • rhywun

        Bass is going to win.

        Very likely.

        And if the seventies that we are rapidly sliding into a repeat of taught us anything, it’s that things can get a whole lot worse before the voters revolt.

        And today’s voters are a whole lot stupider than ever before so I imagine things will get a whole lot worse than they did in the last round too.

  17. Not Adahn

    I’ve decided I like Pennsylvanians.

    The staff gift was a YETI lunchbox and when I opened it I found it had been filled with an excellent selection of snacks from all (non-Asian) genres!

      • Nephilium

        A Yinzer is a different breed than a standard Pennsyltuckian.

      • Not Adahn

        The corps of volunteers that work this club were… colorful. Not so many yinzers but a tremendous number of lawn guyland guys. Some of their conversations could have come straight out of a mob movie: “So Tony G was at Sal Amato’s mom’s funeral…”

      • DEG

        Not so many yinzers but a tremendous number of lawn guyland guys.

        In the Allentown area, I would expect no Yinzers. Given how the area has grown, folks from the NYC area combined with PA Dutch.

      • Not Adahn

        There were 300+ on the waiting list after the registration closed, so it’s drawing a crowd from somewhere.

    • AlexinCT

      Where they targeting Pie?

    • PieInTheSky

      I am just waiting for the US government to give me my 1 billion dollars before it is rendered meaningless by inflation

      • Threedoor

        Too late. It’s worth $350,000,000 now.

    • The Last American Hero

      Wait a minute, the Russian drones have arms now? Way to bury the lede.

    • AlexinCT

      Commies want the people they want to fleece to willingly be fleeced. When the people they want to fleece do not play along and their racket collapses, they demand camps and firing squads.

      • creech

        Atlas Shrugged?

  18. Common Tater

    “A Virginia high school graduation descended into chaos when a spectator rushed the stage and attacked a student who was walking to receive his diploma.

    Evan J. Williams Jr., 20, was arrested Thursday and charged with disorderly conduct and damage to private property in connection with the brawl that broke out during John Marshall High School’s graduation ceremony at Virginia Commonwealth University, according to police.

    A 12-second viral video of the violence posted on Facebook shows the moment several attendees began to fight on the students’ special day in front of shocked family members just before 11 a.m. Wednesday at the school’s Siegel Center.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/05/29/us-news/virginia-high-school-graduation-brawl-erupts-after-spectator-attacks-student-walking-to-get-their-diploma/

    Is this becoming a trend?

    • AlexinCT

      Bitch fucked my girl?

    • PutridMeat

      (Insert standard RC Dean template regarding assumptions)

      • R C Dean

        *deep sigh*

    • Rat on a train

      “changing student habits”

    • Gdragon

      “I couldn’t track him down to kick his ass but I knew that he’d be at that ceremony. To the people whose day I ruined… well, I just wish that punk ass bitch’s name had been Zachary Zuniga instead of Aaron Albertson!”

  19. Common Tater

    “If a trespasser or a burglar breaks in or comes into your home that you live in and you’re there, you can pretty much shoot them or do whatever you want to with,” Blau added. “In a situation like this, an abandoned house, it’s much different. You can’t go in, put yourself in a situation and say, ‘This is my house, so I felt I had the right to shoot him.’”

    Why not?

    • AlexinCT

      Cause that stupoid argument is convenient?

    • R C Dean

      The house wasn’t “abandoned” – it belonged to the shooter.

      So if you can’t go into a property you own and claim the castle doctrine, does that mean that you can shoot somebody who comes into your house if you are already there, but you can’t shoot them if they are there when you walk in the door?

      Fuck squatters. They should get one chance to clear out, and then I don’t care what happens to them.

      • Common Tater

        Store owners should also be allowed to shoot looters.

      • AlexinCT

        The people wanting a monopoly on violence against crime to be the purview of only government have an agenda. When they are the only ones able to stop crime, you depend on them for your security and property rights. If you can do it without them or their approval, well, what good are they then?

        America made all tat wealth because it had the best system for people to protect their property rights. It was not perfect, but people knew there could be consequences. The need to remove this is critical, so the elite can use the terror of the radicals to keep the plebes in line.

    • Not Adahn

      Steelman:

      A combination of proportionality and “you can’t escalate a situation that you started.”

      • PutridMeat

        you can’t escalate a situation that you started

        But a property owner entering his own property did not start a ‘situation’. Someone illegally occupying the property did.

      • Unreconstructed

        If entering a home you own, and telling a squatter to GTFO is “starting a situation”, then sure, that’s a steelman. However, the squatter started the situation with a B&E, or at a minimum trespassing. Committing a crime is, IMHO, the start of a situation.

  20. Sensei

    Jose Luis Bautista Jr. was working from a scissor lift but was pulled to the ground after a 7,770-pound metal beam collapsed. He was harnessed to the 58-foot-tall beam at the time, said the report from the Cameron County Sheriff’s Office reviewed by The Wall Street Journal.

    I think is see the problem. Poor guy – RIP.

    https://www.wsj.com/us-news/death-of-spacex-contractor-at-starbase-ruled-an-accident-68dca4af?st=VksBcM&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • AlexinCT

      The laws of physics are harsh…

      • AlexinCT

        With flares… At least it is not barbed hooks like a cat’s…

      • The Last American Hero

        Elon mentioned that was intentional, and that if they had gone with the more efficient design it could have saved time and money, but he liked this one.

    • Threedoor

      Kind of many instances where following the safety rules got a guy killed.

  21. AlexinCT

    So is it true that Texas bottom Talarico has a secret girlfriend? Let me guess…. She is Canadian too?

      • PutridMeat

        2 weeks

        To flatten the country?

  22. PieInTheSky

    New details about Henry Nowak murder. Three female officers responded to scene.

    “The officer who handcuffed Henry laughed when he said he had been stabbed. He was then dragged across the gravel and held in handcuffs as he bled out. Only after he lost consciousness did officers remove the handcuffs and begin CPR. Henry died at the scene. Police also seized Henry’s and his father’s phone and searched all messages for racist comments or jokes”

    x.com/PoleConnection/status/2060063274880864569

    England is cooked

    • Q Continuum

      “Police also seized Henry’s and his father’s phone and searched all messages for racist comments or jokes”

      Clearly the most important part: if he had made any such comments he clearly deserved it and if he hadn’t the primary objective of ensuring a brown person’s feelings weren’t hurt was accomplished.

    • R C Dean

      Cops do what they’re ordered and paid to do. Never forget that. Don’t believe for an instant that American cops wouldn’t do the same thing.

      • PutridMeat

        The holocaust was built on a paycheck and a pension.

      • Ed Wuncler

        That’s what I constantly tell the Back the Blue types. If their political bosses ordered them to screw over certain people, only a few would outright refuse and resign while the other 90 something percent would eagerly enforce those orders.

      • Gdragon

        “Now you see my fists? They are getting ready to fuck you up!”

        Sickens me to this day.

      • rhywun

        Cops do what they’re ordered and paid to do.

        Or don’t do.

        See antifa riots at ICE facilities where the cops are ordered to not interfere.

    • kinnath

      England is occupied by hostile forces — the government of England.

      • Homple

        Platonic ideal of anarcho-tyranny.

    • RAHeinlein

      Response from the police was literally “coroner said he would have died anyway”

      • Gustave Lytton

        Works for Chauvin supporters.

  23. PieInTheSky

    Three female police officers walk up to a man sitting on a barrier and tell him he’s under arrest. He stands up, casually shrugs off the attempt to restrain him, and jogs away while they make a half-arsed comical chase.

    This is British policing in 2026.

    How embarrassing is this?
    These are the people you’re supposed to call when you’re in trouble.
    You’re meant to feel safe knowing that you can rely on them.

    When forces lower physical standards, dropping the bleep test requirement from 5.4 to 3.7 in many forces, removing the upper body strength test entirely in 2016, and prioritising diversity targets and recruitment numbers over real competence this is exactly what you get. Public safety becomes optional.

    https://x.com/Dapper_DanUK/status/2060088826308002012

    England is cooked

    • AlexinCT

      More like boiled if you go by their crappy cuisine..

    • Fourscore

      Special prayer today for Sloopy and Banjos…

  24. Common Tater

    “Donald Trump’s ‘Freedom 250’ concert has been plunged into chaos as a fifth act has fled, citing ‘unforgivable’ threats to his family as the celebration of America’s founding becomes mired in controversy over its ties to the President.

    Poison front man Bret Michaels released a statement late Thursday saying he had jumped at the chance to honor the nation, only to pull out fearing for the safety of his family, friends and bandmates.

    He joins Morris Day, Young MC, the Commodores and Martina McBride with five of the nine headline acts dropping out since the lineup was announced on Wednesday – and just a month before the musical festival kicks off on the National Mall….

    Michaels’ departure deepens the crisis for the event organizers who are now left with just four acts: Vanilla Ice, Flo Rida, C+C Music Factory, and Milli Vanilli.”

    https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15858599/trump-freedom-concert-acts-quit.html

    OFFS!

      • Not Adahn

        No bad tactics, only bad targets. Hating bad people makes you a good person.

    • Ed Wuncler

      It’s predictable that this happened. The best thing to do with the bullies on the Left is to tell them to fuck off and then do what you want.

      • rhywun

        The problem is that leftist bullies inevitably turn violent. When these guys get threats on their safety, they have to take them seriously because the left is serious about committing violence. It doesn’t end peacefully I expect.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of movies about insane manipulative women…

    I watched Sugarland Express last night. Good gravy.

  26. Sensei

    Specifically, the bill would establish a $150 annual fee on EVs and $50 annual fee on plug-in hybrids—a $30 billion new tax. Equally disturbing, it would create a whole new infrastructure for collecting the money, requisitioning state departments of motor vehicles to become the feds’ new tax collectors. States that refuse would lose federal funding.

    https://www.wsj.com/opinion/the-gop-wants-to-tax-your-car-e6c78ff6?st=NEMHj4&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • Threedoor

      Not a new infrastructure.
      The UCR has been around for a long time now, they will use that hammer to screw non Comercial now. And frankly, good. Truckers have been screwed by the feds since the early 90s. It’s time more people realize how bad it is.

  27. Evan from Evansville

    Day II I’m Receiving. Wish me luck in the back bay w the trucks.

    • Common Tater

      These euphemisms.

  28. PieInTheSky

    “Unrealized gains” is a fake term made up by rich people to justify not paying taxes.

    Its the financial equivalent of a schoolchild saying “IM NOT TOUCHING YOU!”

    Sorry, but assets are wealth. Might as well say money isn’t wealth since you havent traded it for goods and services

    https://x.com/Rabadash2/status/2060076778291356092

    • PutridMeat

      money isn’t wealth since you havent [sic] traded it for goods and services

      I’ll note that I’m not taxed on money until I trade it for goods or services. Or at the point of earning more of it (income, interest, dividends, etc.). I do not report my bank balances on any tax form.

      • Rat on a train

        tax avoision!

    • R C Dean

      An early leader for “stupidest comment of the day”.

    • EvilSheldon

      Not paying taxes needs no justification.

    • Grumbletarian

      Spoken like someone who owns nothing and isn’t happy about it.

  29. Common Tater

    “Boston Mayor Michelle Wu’s office for LGBTQ advancement is promoting a transgender menstruation event….

    Wu’s LGBTQ office partnered with the Massachusetts National Organization for Women and multiple local pro-LGBTQ groups to present an event called ‘Trans Period Pride’ on June 17.

    The event, which will be held at a branch of the Boston Public Library, promises to be ‘another consciousness raising conversation around transgender experiences with menstruation.'”

    https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15856967/Woke-Boston-mayor-menstruation-event-TRANSGENDER-community.html

    Why do they have an LGBT office? Can the National Organization for Women even define a woman? Why would FTM want to draw attention to menstruation?

    The whole thing is just stupid. Period.

    • Q Continuum

      It’s end-stage assault on objective reality; which is what the Left has been doing for centuries.

    • rhywun

      Another grift designed to fill the coffers of those holding the most power – which today is tranny activist NGOs.

    • AlexinCT

      Bot accounts… Those Instapundit people opposing the tax being gone are considered CCP shills, fixated on JOOOS!, Russia Good, China Good, America bad. Their arguments are interesting however, as they pretend to come at it as young disillusioned people that feel the Boomers are the reason they can’t get good jobs or buy houses. These supposed younger people the bots are pretending to be get mad when people point out wasting $100 a day on unnecessary subscriptions and door dash and having massive school loan debt for useless degrees while having zero working skills, are their problem.

    • Common Tater

      I’m not seeing a comment section.

    • Nephilium

      I’ve been watching the property tax battle here in Ohio with some interest. The people want it eliminated. The Republicans want to keep it around, the Democrats want to keep it around, both are trying to provide reasons as to why their reason for keeping it is important.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    We’re all budget hawks now

    The judge said the order was necessary to “ensure that no funds are irreversibly disbursed from the ‘Anti-Weaponization Fund’ while their are motions pending to block the distribution of funds.

    The process to apply for money can’t officially begin until five commissioners are chosen to decide how the money is doled out, though people who claim they were targeted by the government have already requested money. The White House referred questions to DOJ.

    It’s also not clear how people would formally apply. The pool of possible applicants is substantial, according to DOJ.

    Andrew Floyd, who headed a task force in the now-closed Capitol Siege Section of the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of Columbia, before he was dismissed in July, filed a declaration in connection with the lawsuit on Thursday.

    The Trump administration “is gifting the people I helped investigate and prosecute after January 6” access to what he describes as an illegally created process designed to “rush money out the door to perceived political allies, while treating me and people like me as disfavored enemies.”

    You can’t keep the politically disfavored enemies straight without a scorecard.

    • EvilSheldon

      Hey Andy? You *ARE* a disfavored enemy. You need to count yourself lucky that you’re not in jail.

    • rhywun

      They could do us all – including Gaia – a favor and MAiD themselves.

      • Common Tater

        That would require another environmental impact statement that takes eleven years.

    • R.J.

      Are you having steak for lunch?

      • Ted S.

        He’s having a gray box.

      • UnCivilServant

        Yes, RJ, I am having steak for lunch. Ted must be looking at the pan.

      • R.J.

        Hahaha. Is your browser Opera or something?

  31. Common Tater

    “When it is necessary to remove a child from their parents, the ACS must first seek a court order, pursuant to the law. If a child is in immediate danger, the administration may exercise its emergency removal power. However, an April 2026 study found that the ACS uses its emergency power in more than 50% of removals.

    Black and Latino families bear the brunt of the removals, as 90% of all emergency removals in the city affect them. White families, on the other hand, make up only about 3% of removals.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/29/new-york-city-racial-discrimination-child-protective-services-lawsuit

    Curious.

    • rhywun

      “alleged” racial discrimination

      Even the Guardian is skeptical. 😲

    • Fourscore

      Does Walz’ service qualify him to be buried in Fort Snelling Cemetery? He was on active duty a little.

      He probably could go to a state cemetery at Fort Ripley.

  32. Common Tater

    “On May 29, 2026, Italian prosecutors formally requested a life sentence for Cinzia Dal Pino, a 65-year-old businesswoman from Viareggio who ran over and killed Said Malkoun with her SUV after he stole her bag.

    Malkoun, 47, whose nationality authorities could not confirm because he had given false information during previous arrests, had no fixed address and no valid residence permit, and supported himself through theft.

    Prosecutor Sara Polino charged Dal Pino with aggravated voluntary homicide, citing cruelty, futile motives, use of a dangerous instrument, and diminished defense of the victim, who was struck from behind on foot….

    The incident comes just two weeks after the reverse occurred: a vehicular attack on Italians by a North African, in which no life sentence was sought, underscoring how the legal system protects illegal aliens and Islamists at the expense of ordinary Italian citizens.

    On May 16, Salim El Koudri, a 31-year-old Italian citizen of Moroccan origin, drove his car at high speed into pedestrians in Modena, injuring eight, four critically, including two women who lost their legs. He then exited the vehicle and stabbed a bystander before being subdued by civilians.”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/05/italian-woman-faces-life-prison-hitting-north-african/

    • Common Tater

      “On May 19, a 32-year-old woman was held captive for three days in an abandoned building in Rome’s Tor Cervara district, gang-raped under threats of death while being drugged, and escaped on the third day. Five men, Gambian, Nigerian, and Malian nationals aged 29 to 43, were arrested on charges of aggravated gang rape.

      In April, seven suspects of African and Asian origin were charged with gang-raping a 23-year-old woman in Cesena after filming the assault on their phones. Italian media initially described the suspects as Italian and disclosed their origins only in follow-up reporting….

      Since 2018, 11,141 women have been raped by foreign nationals. As of January 2026, more than 30,000 foreign nationals who had received custodial sentences were serving their time outside prison.”

      • Threedoor

        2018 numbers are those reported and triaged.

      • Common Tater

        You can’t count unreported.

    • rhywun

      Vibrant new neighbors can’t be vibrant from prison. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • Threedoor

        The bottom of a hole.

    • rhywun

      So the supranational government to which Italy surrendered its sovereignty is in favor of this invasion, and the national government can’t be bothered to lift a finger either.

      Sorry, the Italian people. You’re kind of screwed.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Oppression

    What the NAACP frames as a voting rights crisis is more accurately a Democratic Party infrastructure problem. No Black voter lost the right to cast a ballot in Louisiana v. Callais. What changed is whether states must draw districts around racial composition to produce reliably Democratic seats.

    Democratic incumbents — Black voters are packed into engineered districts, and this is called “representation.”

    When those maps get redrawn, the casualty will not be Black voting power. The casualty will be the Democratic Party’s structural advantage. That is what the boycott is protecting. Young Black athletes are being asked to sacrifice themselves on the altar of a political party’s special privilege.

    A small price to pay.

    • Common Tater

      The government should be color blind.

    • rhywun

      It’s almost like the NAACP is just another arm of the Democratic Party, only somewhat more openly racist than the rest of them which at least pretend otherwise.

    • Grumbletarian

      Real pressure doesn’t require a young Black man to sacrifice his future. The Black adults who have spent decades building careers and influence aligned with the Democratic Party have the power to apply it. Choosing silence while calling on teenagers to bear the costs is simply a failure of leadership.

      They’re Democrats. They always want others to sacrifice for the party’s benefit.

    • Rat on a train

      Blacks have been sacrificing themselves for the Democrats for decades.

    • Common Tater

      Well if a black female doctor can get away with making tik tok dance videos in the middle of surgery…

  34. Beau Knott

    Okay, weird problem, weirder solution.
    At some point, possibly triggered by number of replies, or overall size of the post+replies, WordPress switches me to a much smaller font. It’s difficult for my old eyes ;-\
    The fix, for me at least, is to switch momentarily to the X app, then return to Glibs, and the page re-renders in the normal font.
    I can’t guarantee this isn’t a Safari (on iPad) issue, but it only happens on Glibs.
    Like I said, weird.

    • Sensei

      Same issue on the iPad. Just switch from vertical view to horizontal view and back to vertical. The text will resize back.

      • Beau Knott

        Ah, even easier! Thanks!

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Predator

    A San Francisco Bay Area woman dubbed by police, prosecutors, and victims as the “party mom” was sentenced to more than three decades in state prison Thursday after she was convicted for hosting alcohol-fueled parties for her teenage son and friends during the pandemic in which she encouraged child sexual assaults.

    Shannon Marie O’Connor, also known as Shannon Bruga, received the maximum sentence of 35 years and 10 months. She is expected to serve about 27 years following credit for time served.

    O’Connor was convicted on several dozen counts in March, including facilitating the forcible sexual assault of one child onto another child, child endangerment, annoying or molesting a child, and dissuading witnesses from testifying.

    “Defendant Shannon O’Connor preyed upon and victimized an entire community of children and their parents for years,” Santa Clara County District Attorney Jeff Rosen said at a briefing after the sentence was handed down. “Today, for the first time in a long time, for these brave, strong and resilient children and their families, there is some justice and we are all grateful for that.”

    We’re all victims now.

    • Not Adahn

      “Annoying a child” is a crime?

      • Rat on a train

        But they are allowed to annoy adults.

    • ron73440

      Your link is a victim of being sugar free.

    • EvilSheldon

      It’s illegal to annoy children now? That cuts out half of all my interactions with my niece and nephew!

    • rhywun

      Why do I get the suspicion that is a lot of BS?

  36. The Late P Brooks

    That’s not funny!

    Speaking before more than 900 graduating cadets and their families at the academy’s football stadium near Colorado Springs, JD Vance addressed several topics, ranging from military service to emerging technology. As he neared the end of his address, Vance referenced a recent trend of audiences reacting negatively to commencement speakers.

    “You know, this is the only commencement speech that I’m giving this year,” Vance told the crowd. He then said he had watched clips from other ceremonies in which corporate leaders discussed artificial intelligence, drawing vocal disapproval from graduates. For context, in recent weeks, several high-profile graduation speakers have drawn boos while discussing AI and its growing influence on society.

    The vice president then made a joke that immediately made the audience laugh. “Now, you can’t boo me. I’m the vice president of the United States,” Vance said. The attendees laughed, and the comment quickly spread across social media after video clips from the event began circulating online.

    The joke may have landed well with the audience in attendance, but reactions online were far more mixed. Social media users quickly weighed in after the clip gained traction across multiple platforms. One user wrote, “His ego is a delicate flower.” Another commenter responded, “Oh honey, you’ll always be booed… for the rest of your life, wherever you go.” A third viewer wrote, “Oh, we can boo you.” One user added, “Yes, JD, they can boo you. It’s called the First Amendment.”

    And then the prissy douchebags came swarming out of the woodwork.

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