268 Comments

  1. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

    Heya Banjos- how YOU doin ?

    • Banjos

      Just enjoying the never ending shit show like the rest of you.

  2. AlexinCT

    Michigan, Virginia, 3 Other States Hold Key Primaries: What to Watch

    How many illegals, dead people, and double voters they have voting team blue?

    • Rat on a train

      Virginia normally holds primaries in June but it was shifted this year to accommodate the attempted gerrymandering.

    • UnCivilServant

      Don’t forget the freshly reinfranchised felons. The timing of that mass change of status is no happenstance.

  3. WTF

    Clay Travis ups offer to $10 million for WNBA champion Las Vegas Aces to play high school boys basketball team

    They won’t accept, for obvious reasons.

    • AlexinCT

      The US womyn national soccer team fell for this and got schooled by a boys 14-15 years team. The left was furious and made a ton of excuses for what happened. Like the whole patriarchy refs thing, if I recall correctly. They will not make tat mistake again. If anyone takes this bet, it is because they found a way to rig it and get the wanted result. And if it still goes bad, it will be the fault of raycissm, anti-bulldaggerism, and patriarchy, Cause the only good cock, is on a WOMYN!..

      There are no chicks with dicks. It’s dudes with fake tits.

      • Grumbletarian

        The WNBA accepts, and has also signed Tonya Harding as a backup point guard…

      • AlexinCT

        Juwwanna Man, baby!

  4. UnCivilServant

    Justice Department touts ‘largest denaturalization effort ever’ with 25 cases filed in two weeks

    Sad.

    We can get rid of more people who disqualified themselves.

    • R C Dean

      That’s more “embarrassing” than “triumphant”.

      • (((Jarflax

        Huuuge numbers! It’s biggest most beautiful denaturalization push ever!

      • Swiss Servator

        How many happened the previous Administration?

        It is not an easy thing to do.

    • Threedoor

      Needs at least four zeros.

  5. UnCivilServant

    Report: Trump’s DHS Arresting Average of 1,500 Illegal Aliens Every Day in U.S.

    MOAR!

    • R C Dean

      Around 500K/year. Nothing to sneeze at, and probably all the system can handle.

      Until they go after employers, hard, and cut off federally funded NGO and state benefits, they’re not going to get rid of enough illegals via self-deportation to make a noticeable dent in the 20-30MM illegals in the country, though.

      • Banjos

        Banking too. Make it impossible for them to survive.

      • AlexinCT

        Until they go after employers, hard,

        I believe we should fine them to the point they fear bankruptcy to stop them from hiring. Right now that is to me one of the big loopholes and incentives for illegals to keep coming: they will get hired at half pay. But if we really, really want to not just stop the flood, but have a load of these illegals go back home, cut the social programs they all live off of. It’s the free shit they get in “sanctuary” cities & states, courtesy of the tax paying citizens that already are not happy paying this for their layabout countrymen, that makes the stay and risk worth it to these 3rd world socialists.

        Kill the social support racket implemented by both parties, and the invasion reverses itself.

      • EvilSheldon

        The problem here is that the employers of illegals and immigration frauds have considerable political clout. You see this in that cunt from Utah, whinging about, ‘Employers tell me the can’t find enough qualified applicants blah blah blah.’

      • AlexinCT

        Employers used to train people when they couldn’t find qualified people. They stopped doing that and kept hiring illegals that they paid 1/2 of the wages while giving them on the job training. Make them bring back the training programs if their job requires that…

      • EvilSheldon

        So while I believe that people who employ illegals and immigration frauds should be punished brutally – I’m also not blind to what employers have to compete with. In addition to all the taxes and regulatory fees they have to be responsible for, they also have to price salaries to compete with the ‘benefits’ that potential workers get for staying home on the couch, smoking weed and playing XBox. And their taxes are paying for those benefits, so they get hit two or three times over.

        *sigh*

        Our socio-economic Gordian knot is too tangled at this point, to do anything but cut it in half…

      • juris imprudent

        ‘Employers tell me the can’t find enough qualified applicants blah blah blah.’

        Silently points at the labor force participation rate, particularly for prime working age males.

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Banking too. Make it impossible for them to survive.

        I disagree. We need less government in banking.

        Remember “Operation Chokepoint”?

      • PutridMeat

        Banking too. Make it impossible for them to survive.

        Glances up at Capitol One link. Remembers Canadian Trucker abuse. Recalls efforts to require CC companies to track gun purchases and banks to drop gun rights and other perceived non-commie organization accounts.

        No, I’d rather not normalize this sort of approach.

        Of course I balk at requiring employers under threat of violence to do the states job for them, whether it be collect taxes or enforce immigration law. Enforce it at the borders. Enforce it by arresting and removing those already here illegally with the cooperation of state agencies – if the states don’t want to cooperate, cut off their funding.

        Commandeering private resources to enforce the law is not a good idea for liberty, either philosophically or as a practical matter.

      • rhywun

        Also need to fix vote rigging – yet another major reason the Dems want illegals around is for padding their constituency and getting some of them voting whether they know it or not too.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I am with Putrid in this. Don’t push laws that can be weaponized for politics. Border enforcement/tracking illegals is something that is pretty neutral, banking and employment laws can be used in all sorts of shenanigans that we don’t want.

      • R C Dean

        If its perfectly legal to employ illegals, then a major incentive for illegal immigration will remain in place.

        You get more of what you reward and less of what you punish.

        Like a lot of things, a level of enforcement and regulation that is appropriate for a functional system is wholly inadequate for a dysfunctional system. Is there potential for abuse? Of course. But your system is already fucked up, so . . . .

      • trshmnstr

        getting some of them voting whether they know it or not too

        It’s more about the census than the illegal voting.

        Districting and apportionment is done in relation to total population, not citizen population.

  6. (((Jarflax

    39 Trillion in debt, no election security, a half hearted war, communists in charge of major cities, but sure lets have yet another round of retard fights over the god damned reflecting pool sealant.

    • Rat on a train

      Can we also fight over gilded bridge statues?

      • (((Jarflax

        Yes, that is also a critical issue of the day!

      • Rat on a train

        I would also like to file a complaint about Trump fixing fountains around Washington instead of funding Nepalese troons.

      • (((Jarflax

        I agree the Sherkhas need US dollars!

      • Ted S.

        What about the twerkas?

      • Beau Knott

        Let them work for tips.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        And just the tip!

  7. Common Tater

    “”I don’t know that I would say I’m educated enough from a scientific standpoint,” White said when asked about males competing in women’s sports. “I don’t ever believe that exclusion is the answer. I just don’t. I do think that when we think about various levels of sport, various governing bodies of sport, and things that go into that, like I said, I’m not educated enough at the different levels. I know growing up I played with the boys all the time.”

    CWAR

    • (((Jarflax

      She wasn’t very observant while playing with those boys.

      • R C Dean

        The coach of the WNBA team that Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham play for.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m going to assume that the reason I don’t recognize those names is because they play for the WNBA.

      • (((Jarflax

        And the rest of us are going to assume you are lying.

    • Common Tater

      Couldn’t the Aces jest get some college or pro male players to identify as women and take the $10M?

      • UnCivilServant

        That would also prove the point being made.

      • Common Tater

        Are there any trans players in the WNBA?

      • (((Jarflax

        There’s at least one since we made that stupid trade with Russia.

      • R C Dean

        I don’t think Brittany Griner is a dude, for the simple reason that the Russians put her in a women’s prison. Could well be one of those genetic anomalies, but not a dude.

      • EvilSheldon

        Probably not a dude, but heavy on the juice? That wouldn’t be much of a stretch.

    • rhywun

      I know growing up I played with the boys all the time.

      Doubt.

      • Grumbletarian

        Playing, sure. How many times did she win against the boys?

      • ron73440

        I’ll bet they took it easy on her and either she didn’t realize it or is in denial about it.

        I remember growing up I hadn’t had many girls around to play with, it was always a few boys roughhousing.

        In school, I didn’t play at recess much so I didn’t know any better.

        First time I went to a friend’s house in town he had a girl playing football and I tackled her like I would anybody else.

        She had been teasing me about my glasses which was part of the reason I didn’t play at recess much, so I might have put a little extra into it.

        Plus I lived on a farm , so I was strong for my size.(we were about 11).

        She started crying and I felt horrible.

      • Ted S.

        There’s no crying in football!

  8. R C Dean

    Capital One Claims It Debanked Trump Organization in 2021 over ‘Money Laundering’ Concerns, Not Political Bias

    *ActBlue laughs in Mandarin*

    • AlexinCT

      I hope Capital has to pay a multi billion fine for this shit. Whether they went along because of team blue pressure, or because they are run by team blue shitheads – and I think that was the case – these entities should respond to these partisan government attacks on political enemies with a harsh “fuck off”. Literally they made up some reason from thin air to pretend they did this for legal purposes instead of for some payoff from the criminal left run government whose main economic engine is fraud in every government system.

    • rhywun

      legit LOL at the headline

  9. Sensei

    I’m at a loss.

    In 2022, following the most profitable year in its history, Whirlpool announced one of the biggest deals in its history. It acquired the garbage-disposal company InSinkErator for $3 billion in cash—$2.5 billion of it borrowed.

    Why would they pay that much for a single product company? What a surprise that they are struggling under the debt load now.

    https://www.wsj.com/business/whirlpool-abandoned-its-global-ambitions-now-its-in-a-world-of-hurt-622ba54f?st=3TJRsM&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

      • Sensei

        It was privately held.

      • UnCivilServant

        The owner was friends with Whirlpool’s CEO?

      • R C Dean

        It could just have been do-somethingism.

      • Sensei

        More realistically – a McKinsey PowerPoint deck and rounds and rounds of bankers taking the C-Suite out to dinner.

      • R C Dean

        Clicked too soon.

        Increasingly, C-Suites aren’t populated by operators, people who are there to operate a business. They are populated by transactional guys, MBA types who are there to financialize everything they possibly can. So “record-breaking profits in our core business” is a big meh. “Biggest deal EVAR” is where the juice is.

      • trshmnstr

        “Money” burning a hole in their pockets.

        Can’t possibly invest in making their own products less crappy. Nope, we have to vastly overpay to ruin yet another product and tank another brand.

      • UnCivilServant

        Sounds to me like there needs to be a bounty on professional mismanagers who only have an academic understanding of running a business.

        They’re a menace to the economy.

      • EvilSheldon

        Increasingly, C-Suites aren’t populated by operators, people who are there to operate a business. They are populated by transactional guys, MBA types who are there to financialize everything they possibly can. So “record-breaking profits in our core business” is a big meh. “Biggest deal EVAR” is where the juice is.

        This class of people is every bit as socially destructive as the out-and-out bureaucrats.

      • (((Jarflax

        And symbiotic with those Bureaucrats

      • juris imprudent

        professional mismanagers who only have an academic understanding

        You think those MBAs from Harvard or Wharton don’t mean something? TOP [WO/]MEN!!!

      • UnCivilServant

        You think those MBAs from Harvard or Wharton don’t mean something?

        It means they’re a menace and should be exiled to a third world shithole where they can do no more damage.

      • juris imprudent

        exiled

        I have to say it appears you actually can be a fascist-libertarian.

      • AlexinCT

        I am with UCS on this. The biggest problem we have these days is the horde of credentialed morons that think because they have any degree from some school whom in a far away past meant something, that believe they are the “experts”. So we get people with supposed “underwater lesbian basket weaving” majors with a minor in economics degrees, and barista or bartending experience, peddling communism and that sort of shit for everyone cause they made stupid life moves.

      • juris imprudent

        credentialed morons

        I’m not disagreeing about the problem, just the ‘solution’.

        It’s why I keep going back to Franklin and when despotism is the only government suitable to the people.

    • (((Jarflax

      A single product company whose single product has a shrinking market.

      • The Hyperbole

        People don’t use garbage disposals anymore?

      • Sensei

        Good people who care about the planet compost!

      • (((Jarflax

        They use them less with the rise in composting, and with decades of evidence that dumping food down your drains leads to grease clogs in your pipes. My understanding is that the market peaked quite a while ago and has been declining steadily.

      • Not Adahn

        I haven’t had a disposal since I moved up here, and honestly I don’t miss it like I thought I would.

        I don’t know if I’ve just changed my cooking habits, but on the very rare occasion that I’ve thought “a garbage disposal would be really handy now,” I just toss the stuff into the woods.

      • UnCivilServant

        The apartment I lived in before I bought my house had a disposal. I Never used it. My house doesn’t have one. I never thought “I could use a garbage disposal”

      • DrOtto

        My wife and kids do their part to try and support In-sink-erator. Small utensils constantly run through ours. I seem to have to buy one every 6 years because of this.

      • Ted S.

        Stop replacing it.

      • Fourscore

        I’ve been dumping wet garbage behind the garage for well over 30 years, the pile never gets bigger. Winter it builds up a little but not much.
        Game cam says foxes, bears in season, ‘coons, skunks and crows are visitors.

        By the end of summer it’s covered with new growth and shrunk back almost flat.

      • rhywun

        My current apartment has one but I rarely use it.

        I forget to notice whether the place I am moving to in a couple weeks has one. I won’t really miss it. For decades I just got used to bagging scraps in the refrigerator until trash day.

  10. Common Tater

    “Across the reviewed studies, lower protein intake was associated with better metabolism, altered nutrient signaling, reduced cellular damage and improved cellular maintenance, according to the published review.

    Much of the benefit stems from a metabolic hormone known as fibroblast growth factor 21, or FGF21. Restricting protein triggers a surge in FGF21, which animal studies have shown can boost energy expenditure, reduce inflammation, improve blood sugar control and extend lifespan.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/08/04/health/living-longer-could-hinge-on-one-surprising-dietary-change-study-review-suggests/

    Sounds like bullshit.

    • AlexinCT

      The cucks are so desperate to convince people to stop eating meat and become a cuck like them, that they go back to the useless tool of claiming “SCIENCE”, which they completely wrecked during the Kung Flu ..

      Lame.

      • PutridMeat

        Is that like the study that used rabbits to study the impact of cholesterol and saturated fats? You know that animal that didn’t evolve to eat anything like that diet? But we can totally conclude that essentially poisoning rabbits means humans shouldn’t eat saturated fats? That kind of study?

      • Fourscore

        Just eat the rabbits, cut out the middle part.

      • PutridMeat

        Just eat the rabbits

        But be wary of rabbit starvation! They just don’t have enough fat for a human to survive on a diet of rabbits. Make sure to saute with lots of tallow or lard.

      • AlexinCT

        All you need is a male and a female rabbit to create new supply…

        Like rabbits, is a thing…

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Just eat the rabbits, cut out the middle part.

        Working on it! I bought another rabbit hutch this weekend.

        Been watching rabbit porn on the Youtube. It’s pretty funny – when he’s done, he falls off her and takes a nap.

      • AlexinCT

        Have a great recipe from the old country where you use some red wine, onions & garlic, and kidney beans to get that rabbit properly tendered. Roast/braise them rabbit parts in some butter and olive oil with the garlic & onions, and season with salt, pepper, rosemary to taste, Then add some chicken stock & red wine and stew for 30 mins before adding them kidney beans, more wine and stock, and stew it for another 30 mins. Serve with mashed taters.

        Not as good as a fava beans, a fine Chianti, and the liver from a census worker that tested you, but worth it…

    • RAHeinlein

      There was a famous historical debate in nutrition science where Atwater (developer of energy factors for macronutrients including protein) favored high protein intake and Chittendon (digestion pioneer) favored LOW protein intake. Some really interesting data on both sides from a time when it was possible to execute actual human subject testing.

      • AlexinCT

        Soy protein is how you get pajama boy and men sitting down to pee cause they now wear dresses..

    • Threedoor

      Animal studies.

      Yeah mice eat grain.

  11. Sensei

    The committee concluded in a 25-page report released Monday that Edwards made frequent comments regarding his staffers’ appearance and weight, sent them messages in the middle of the night, texted them deeply personal and seemingly romantic thoughts, intruded on personal occasions without invitation, paid for personal vacations and spent thousands of dollars on gifts.

    George: “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon..

    House Panel Recommends Censure for Congressman, Citing ‘Inappropriate’ Conduct

    https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/house-ethics-panel-recommends-censure-of-rep-chuck-edwards-0200a5fd?st=Y4MHgw&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • WTF

      Ooooohhhh, CENSURE!
      The horror, the horror….

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Eh, if the people who he represents don’t like this, vote him out. Otherwise it isn’t any business of mine.

      • juris imprudent

        the people who he represents

        Alcee Hastings waves hello.

        +1 “Is you is or is you ain’t my constituents”.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        “Why wont other people do what I want?”

  12. Rat on a train

    New Zealand has a new official language — English

    The English Language Bill states that the addition of English as an official language, alongside Māori and the country’s sign language

    According to the report, opponents of the move argued that making English an official language would be “an unnecessary use of resources,” create “unnecessary division within society,” and would be “undermining the two other official languages” and their legislation, which gave those minority languages stronger rights and supported their use in legal proceedings.

    • rhywun

      English-speaking opponents of the move should feel free to decamp to another country that has respect for itself.

      • (((Jarflax

        English-speaking opponents of the move should feel free to decamp to another country that has respect for itself

        Is there one?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        My version of respect for itself, or theirs?

      • rhywun

        Is there one?

        An English-speaking country? lol Nope. Well, maybe some island in the Caribbean or something.

  13. rhywun

    Trump May Ax Pirro After DOJ Drops Reflecting Pool Vandalism Case: Report

    Yeah, I dunno WTF she was thinking. Maybe she wants her Fox News gig back, cuz she’s done in DC.

      • Fourscore

        Hardest hit is teen age boys. Who hasn’t been down that trail?

    • ron73440

      That would certainly give the viewership a good bounce.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Dunno, I think they should nip this in the bud.

    • Common Tater

      “Research suggests that large chest fairings can result in time gains of almost a second per kilometre.”

      What about real boobs?

      • Not Adahn

        Is the cost/benefit enough to make implants viable for flat-chested athletes?

      • Fourscore

        Real boobs?

        Those that complain (and teenage boys)

    • bacon-magic

      That is flat out cheating.

      • Ted S.

        It’s robust cheating.

    • Not Adahn

      “They’re real, and they’re spectacular.”

    • rhywun

      bra padding to improve aerodynamics

      I was certain that was going to turn into something about trannies.

    • ron73440

      He allegedly tried to open the driver’s door

      It’s on video, he did not allegedly try to open the door, he tried to open the door.

      • Ted S.

        I’m reminded of PJ O’Rourke during the Monica Lewinsky kerfuffle. Sam Donaldson kept using the word “alleged”, and O’Rourke finally responded, “Yes, we must only allege that there is an age difference between them.”

    • R.J.

      Looks like he stuck his finger in a light socket.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Futurama fan confirmed.

    • R C Dean

      McDonald and the van driver exchanged words before both men removed their shirts in the middle of the road.

      Why do bros do that, anyway?

      • Ted S.

        Don’t want to get the other guy’s blood on your shirt?

    • rhywun

      For maximum attention, I would bet.

    • Threedoor

      He’s an anime character.

    • AlexinCT

      Bitch was hawt, so she was asking for it?

      • AlexinCT

        Damn, Swiss… Et tu?

      • Swiss Servator

        You think that remark was anything other than massively cotemptable?

      • Not Adahn

        I read it (especially with the question mark at the end) as being sarcastic.

      • slumbrew

        Same.

      • AlexinCT

        You think that remark was anything other than massively cotemptable?

        It was irony and sarcasm, and directed to the people that would defend these barbarians and their cultureal mores…

    • AlexinCT

      Says the post was deleted…

      • Sensei

        Dude was doing 115 MPH weaving through traffic when some moron came from the far right lane into the left lane at about half his velocity.

        Poster wasn’t happy, but it was two idiots.

      • Grumbletarian

        Maybe three idiots, as the car taking the video was following another guy going that fast. Honestly thought it was from a cop’s dashcam.

      • AlexinCT

        Yeah, I have driven fast, but seriously, doing 115mph on any road with any kind of traffic, unless that traffic is also moving at over 100mph, is idiotic as hell. The sad thing is that tese idiots seem to survive whatever accidents they cause, while others suffer and/or die.

      • R C Dean

        according to three people familiar ⁠with the data

        It’s plausible, but all we have are imaginary sources.

      • AlexinCT

        If people understood the inventories we have around (they are insane), that most precision weapons today are a kit bolted to an only 250lbs, 500lbs, 100lbs, or 2000lbs gravity bomb dropped from an aircraft, and that most of the cruise missiles we fired were older ones that were procured as far back as during the cold war and would soon become obsolete (because age would make them dangerous to use). These things have a lifespan, and we are just making sure they got used. Concern does exist for our interceptors since we have been burning through those intercepting cheap drones, but that is being addressed real fast as well.

        Also note that the military has different ammo facilities in each of it’s various military regions of responsibility. Yes, some was moved from Asia and Europe to the ME, but not enough to change the posture.

        This might be a scare tactic to convince people we need to spend more money getting new hardware to replace what ordinance we used, or into thinking we suddenly have no weapons for whatever reason. But it is bullshit otherwise.

  14. Common Tater

    TW:TOS

    “Authorities were looking for someone going by fus__ro_dah, after that account used the chat app Kik to exchange sexually explicit messages and images with a 12-year-old girl whom the court refers to as C.H.

    Klayme’s username on Kik was fus_ro_dah—with just one underscore between “fus” and “ro,” not two.

    It might sound odd to non-nerds that two people would have variations on such an unusual username. But “both names come from the dragon language in the role-playing console game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and roughly translate to force, balance and push,” notes Neil Vigdor at The New York Times.”

    https://reason.com/2026/08/03/police-mix-up-usernames-man-spends-18-months-in-prison-for-someone-elses-sex-crimes/

    • UnCivilServant

      Unusual? No, people are cringelords.

      And there’s no point in the literal translation it’s “Unrelenting Force” Cringelord properly, normie.

    • AlexinCT

      What was the sex crime? Pulling it out of their pants and doing what their mommy told them not to do?

    • rhywun

      My username is the same six-letter word everywhere. I specifically chose it decades ago because I suspected no one else uses it and I was right. I have only been prevented from using it once or twice since.

      • UnCivilServant

        My username has changed a few times over the decades. I never intended to work for the state and had ones related to more youthful interests in years past.

      • PutridMeat

        related to more youthful interests in years past.

        fapinit123?

      • Grumbletarian

        My username is the same six-letter word everywhere.

        So YOU’RE the one stealing all my “fucker” logins!

    • Threedoor

      Playing Skyrim and trying to do the chants with the microphone ended poorly for me.

      My wife came into the room and said something about my “cellphone”. That was enough to shout in town and get all the guards on me. Later it was “pie crow dust” that she used to screw with the game.

  15. Rat on a train

    A Putin critic leaves Russia after he is barred him from running for parliament

    Opposition politician Boris Nadezhdin, who criticized Russia’s war in Ukraine and tried to challenge President Vladimir Putin in the 2024 election, said Monday he has left Russia, a move that follows a crackdown that barred him from a race for parliament this year.

    I recall another country tried to bar an opposition candidate from running for office in the last couple years.

    • AlexinCT

      That’s most of the commie EU, isn’t it?

    • ron73440

      At least he didn’t get stabbed with an umbrella or defenestrated.

  16. Common Tater

    “Romantic threads are a standard given annoyance in these films, put in so there’s something for everyone, to advance the plot when there is no more plot to be had, and to give me the opportunity to jump into the debate of: “They’re just men when they’re not saving the world, they should be allowed to date” with an emphatic: No they shouldn’t!”

    https://www.salon.com/2026/08/03/spider-man-should-give-up-romance-and-focus-on-his-job/

    Imagine being this insufferable.

    • Ted S.

      How would Salon react if Spider-Man were having a homosexual relationship?

      • UnCivilServant

        You know the answer to that.

    • AlexinCT

      I will not at all be surprised we find out at least 1/3 of all federal and state spending is fraudulent, going to supposedly great social programs, but doing nothing but funneling a ton of money to people that do no work other than contribute to democrat political campaigns and causes. It is in the trillions. That national debt? It is this shit.

      • juris imprudent

        Don’t forget, that is part of GDP too! Cut out this fraud, you’re going to cause a DEPRESSION!!!!

      • AlexinCT

        JI, sometimes I can’t tell if you are being ironic or are part of the people making bank 🙂

    • rhywun

      And it’s not just Flushing. One of these operations ran near me in Brooklyn. Same ethnic cohort.

  17. Common Tater

    “How do I deal with manspreading?

    Don’t manspread back, says Hanson, “because two wrongs don’t make a right, whether you are a man, or however you identify. But if you need to adjust yourself slightly pointedly, then that normally does the trick.” He adds: “Obviously, don’t use your hands to touch somebody’s leg but you could slightly push against it [with your knee] if you feel emboldened. If you feel comfortable enough, you could always be quite passive aggressive and say something like: ‘Oh, I’m so sorry – am I taking up too much space?’” The general leg aperture rule is “nothing bigger than a tennis ball in between your knees”.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/aug/04/the-ultimate-guide-to-travel-etiquette-how-to-handle-36-tricky-situations-from-manspreaders-to-smelly-armpits

    Manspreading!

    • UnCivilServant

      These misandrists are still harping on how men sit?

      It’s anatomical, you stupid bint.

    • rhywun

      Just squeeze in as needed – it’s not hard. Apply street smarts, though. I have been known to stand rather than try to squeeze next to an unsavory-looking character.

    • AlexinCT

      These idiots is why i sit with my legs spread as wide as I can and feel no guilt anymore.

      • rhywun

        I sit with normal spread because I’m not an asshole. 🤨

      • AlexinCT

        I am, rhywun. And while I am not proud of that, I am unabashed.

    • trshmnstr

      The general leg aperture rule is “nothing bigger than a tennis ball in between your knees”

      *gets one of those giant novelty tennis balls*

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Maybe an aspirin, once in a while?

  18. UnCivilServant

    Does visceral fat provide any protection to the organs? I’m trying to think of a reason why men pack more of it relative to women and lose it last.

    • Common Tater

      Estrogen increases intramuscular fat.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m looking for an evolutionary explaination for Why things should respond that way.

      • Common Tater

        Men having stronger muscles is an evolutionary advantage? Women have a higher percentage of fat to fuel pregnancy?

      • Unreconstructed

        Mechanically speaking, it might help against wild critters, or at least the smaller ones, by providing physical separation between the skin and vital organs. Once you’re dealing with man-made weapons, that goes out the door.

      • UnCivilServant

        Since we don’t have a good view at the other hominids, I now wonder what the dimorphism in fat distribution in other apes looks like. It could tell us how far back the trait emerged.

    • AlexinCT

      Nature likes dad bods?

    • PutridMeat

      Are you talking visceral or abdominal sub-cutaneous fat? I don’t think either sex naturally stores the former, that’s a metabolically unhealthy storage that results from dysfunction of insulin/lipid metabolism.

      • UnCivilServant

        You would be wrong. Men tend to store more visceral fat and hold on to it longer when shedding pounds.

        Women store a larger proportion of subcuteneous fat.

      • AlexinCT

        Dat Ass? Or as Q would say: Them Tiddies?

      • PutridMeat

        You would be wrong.

        Reading up a bit more rather than relying on memory, true.

        Visceral fat is normally present, if in very small amounts in a healthy individual. It’s a fast access storage, with signalling and fatty acids being dumped directly into the portal vein rather than back into the general blood stream.

        As to sex difference, AFAIU, men store more viscerally, when forced to store, due the inhibitory nature of testosterone. It’s not that our metabolism *prefers* to store viscerally, but rather is more inhibited from storing subcutaneous around the muscles, so if you have a storage signal, more will go into the visceral storage relative to women. Hence why dysfunctional hormone signaling leads to significantly more visceral storage in men.

        Estrogen on the other hand encourages storage in the longer term access subcutaneous fat in the breasts and butt (is it Wednesday yet). Combination of that sex hormone storage difference means women store less and men more in the visceral on average, though neither should store very much. After menopause, that female advantage disappears and women store more visceral fat as well due to less of the longer term storage favoring estrogen and, probably, a higher relative if not absolute, testosterone signal that will shift some storage to visceral.

      • slumbrew

        Related, I was just thinking about picking up some green banana flour and doing a few weeks of testing w/ resistant starch supplementation to see if I drop some body fat.

        https://staycuriousmetabolism.substack.com/p/shrink-visceral-fat-by-feeding-your

        The data indicate it can burn fat independent of calorie intake. Which seems like voodoo, but that’s what the data indicate.

    • cyto

      Doesn’t visceral fat also generate heat? Or is that just a subset of visceral fat?

      • PutridMeat

        No more-so than subcutaneous fat. So-called brown fat – fat with a high mitochondrial load and activity – generates lots of heat. Baby fat is largely high-activity brown fat.

    • UnCivilServant

      All of those who voted for the modification should be on stakes, and the buildings making the noise burned down.

    • ron73440

      Need the French guy from one of R.J.’s movies, OSS 117.

      It was a Bond parody and he went to the Mosque and heat up the guy doing the morning prayer call for waking him up.

      • ron73440

        *beat up*, not heat up

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Did the prophet use loudspeakers? No?, then the faithful of today shouldn’t either.

    • rhywun

      I wonder how that isn’t anything more than an intimidation tactic. There is no need to do that other than tell their neighbors who is in charge now.

    • cyto

      I wonder what form the push-back will take? This will expand to other areas where the natives are far less interested in having a “foreign” religion blast out at them 5 times a day.

      • rhywun

        I doubt there will be any pushback whatsoever.

    • creech

      Is there any ordinance about church bells or chimes? How about firing a “noon cannon?”

    • rhywun

      The article seems to imply that it’s louder than existing ordinances allow, otherwise why would they need a law? Unless church bells required a variance too maybe they were already under the decibel limit. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  19. rhywun

    Whoa. I just ordered an item from Amazon, and 11 minutes later they said it has been shipped. 😯

    • AlexinCT

      Yeah, I have noticed insane delivery times in the last few weeks. The orders shipped fast and were delivered in less than 24 hrs. In one case it was 8 hrs… And they were all uncommon products.

    • slumbrew

      There must be a big hub near me since they’re shockingly fast. Often same day for no additional fee.

      • cyto

        We have a large distribution center here. Amazon trucks will be delivering 3 items to me this afternoon that I ordered this morning. We have gotten so used to it that we are shocked when an item is going to take more than a day to get here.

        Their supply chain and delivery fulfillment system is one of the 8 wonders of the modern world.

    • rhywun

      There was a note by the product saying it was going to be shipped “sooner than usual” so maybe there is already one stored in Syracuse or wherever the nearest center is. Just weird, I have never seen that before. And yeah, not a common item either.

    • The Other Kevin

      It’s the AI robots isn’t it. ISN’T IT?

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^^^YEP^^^^

      • cyto

        The national unions have been pressing to unionize Amazon forever. (Hi AOC! How is that “no Amazon office” working out for your district?)

        This pressure most certainly will help accelerate their drive to automation, including robotics. They currently have tons of workers picking and pulling orders, now with robotic assistance. Soon, those workers will be entirely replaced, and the union threat nearly eliminated.

        Meanwhile, UAW and Teamsters demands have hamstrung American car manufacturing and shipping. How’d that work out, Detroit?

        Any minute now, the teamsters are going to find themselves under attack as their stranglehold on ports and delivery drag productivity and raise costs. When the workaround comes, they will be completely sidelined.

    • slumbrew

      026 Audi Q7 cup holders for ants (top right)

      That got a chuckle from me.

    • ron73440

      But luckily, it still has screens everywhere.

      • Sensei

        We aren’t savages!

  20. cyto

    I saw an interesting take on the American and European illegal immigration push.

    They were talking about how the far left had spent decades scaring people into having fewer kids. This pressure worked all too well, dropping us well below replacement level.

    So now the social safety net is endangered. With an upside down population distribution, there is no way to fund retirement benefits. There are no young workers to fill out minimum wage and entry jobs.

    So – the need for mass immigration. But not just any mass immigration. It has to be illegal to trap the new workers in certain classes of jobs.

    And the bonus twist – because the bureaucratic class has been coopted by the CWP, they are intentionally importing illegal immigrants who are hostile to the current political and social system. They want to disrupt society and the government so they can replace it with a true egalitarian society.

    ‐———

    This was the take. Interesting, because it has indeed been a call to arms from the left since the 1960s to severely reduce population growth. Many hard left decide that it is immoral for them to bring another child into the world. (How seductive and powerful is an idea that can override the most basic function of life?)

    Those same people have a severe emotional attachment to bringing large illegal populations in, and allowing them full participation in democracy…. yet somehow keeping them illegal and therefore in a separate class.

      • cyto

        And variants. Communist workers party. BLM. CWPA, Socialists for america, British Workers Organization.

        There numbers are legion. But beyond the official groups, there are many more socialist groups that hide their true intentions under different labels… yet they eventually reveal their true intentions

      • juris imprudent

        There numbers are legion.

        No the numbers are fairly small, but the propensity to splinter is off the charts.

    • creech

      In chatting last week with the g.m. at my former employer, he raised the complaint that he couldn’t find enough entry level and semi-skilled workers for the factory, assembly, and warehouse. Being able to speak and read English is a requirement that keeps out many of the legal immigrants. As for those with stupid “degrees” who are working retail or as baristas, they don’t want to get their hands dirty in a blue collar job, even if the pay and benefits are higher than they make now. They would “lose face” if their college degree only qualified them to stack shelves or assemble parts at a bench. I suppose that, one of these days, the move to pay $30 per hour for coffee cup fillers and muffin servers will lead to enough automation that these privileged youngsters will be forced to learn to drive a fork lift or clean oily metal shavings from the machinery.

      • AlexinCT

        Being able to speak and read English is a requirement that keeps out many of the legal immigrants

        How da fuq did tat happen then?

        My mom was an immigrant, I have sponsored 2 legal immigrants, my daughter in law is a legal immigrant. I am intimately familiar with the process, and it says you have to be fluent in English, must pass a civic test most Americans fail regularly, and have to have a sponsor that is financially liable if for whatever reason you end up on either state or federal social programs of any kind….

        If they failed the speaking English part, how did they get past the rest?

      • rhywun

        I am skeptical that English “fluency” is required of legal immigrants. Maybe parroting a few words or something but I have interacted with hundreds or thousands of them over the years who can barely speak a word of it.

      • ron73440

        Alex, all that is to be a citizen, not to legally live here.

        My wife is still on her green card and has never had a language test.

        She wants to become a citizen after her mom dies, since she doesn’t want to hurt her mom’s feelings.

      • Common Tater

        “I am skeptical that English “fluency” is required of legal immigrants.”

        It isn’t.

      • cyto

        Mike Rowe is doing the lord’s work here.

        I still dont understand why we allowed government subsidy of womens studies and African american studies degrees. We should only subsidize things that are needed. So yes to materials science degree loans and grants. No to international peace studies masters degrees.

      • AlexinCT

        My wife is still on her green card and has never had a language test.

        I understand the differentiation, but are we saying we give green cards out to people that have no intention of becoming a citizen, and thus, face the tests? That these people feel no obligation to learn English at all? If I ever heard an argument for why no help entity should ask you to press some number for some other language, this is it. And that comes from someone that is fluent in 7 languages because of life…

      • slumbrew

        That reminds me that I should add Mike Rowe Works to my annual giving (along w/ The FIRE and IJ).

        He is indeed doing great work.

      • cyto

        I paid for 2 employees going from student visa through H1-b to green card to citizenship. It is a pain in the ass. Took many years and cost probably > $20k each. They and their families are fantastic additions to the country and were paid high wages the entire time.

        Immigration isnt a problem. Mass importation of illiterate non-english speakers who come from areas where American social and governmental systems are anathema is a problem.

      • AlexinCT

        What Cyto said…

        The fact the people opposed to any immigration enforcement of any kind want the illiterates that go on welfare is telling…

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        I blame human resources. Needed a replacement on the shipping dock. I could have taken some kid out of in high school who paid some attention and trained him. But the requirements listed on by HR was something like need x years of warehouse experience.

      • rhywun

        are we saying we give green cards out to people that have no intention of becoming a citizen, and thus, face the tests?

        Millions of them, I would guess. Chain migration FTW.

      • Threedoor

        You could have taken a kid out of junior high and trained him.

        Labor laws and compulsory education are largely to blame.

        No one will hire kids anymore because the state forbids it. They lose the first job training in work ethic. Yesterday at the bank I overheard the teller talking to another customer that the bank was just a fill in job while he looked for a real one in his field. She told him she was trying for the FBI because that was what her degree was gunning for.

        She’s going to work the hotel her Indian parents run, he’d degree is going to be a total waste and he’s going to be at the bank for the next two years until he gets a slightly better retail job.

    • rhywun

      All of that sounds accurate to me.

  21. Common Tater

    “The proposed “labor acknowledgment,” introduced last fall by Councilmember Shontel Lewis, would recognize the lasting impact of slavery, the transatlantic slave trade, and racial segregation while affirming the city’s commitment to addressing inequalities that continue today….

    NPS stated in 2024 that “While Colorado was never a slave-state, becoming part of the Union after the Civil War, the shadow of slavery was ever present. From the entrenched KKK in state and local politics, the practice of redlining and the inequities of having property, systemic racism is something the state is still grappling with today.”

    Lewis has spent months working with the Denver African American Commission, Justice for Black Coloradans, and other community organizations to refine the language.

    The Denver Post also reports that Lewis has also filed to run as a DSA-backed Democratic candidate for Denver mayor, and her government website describes her as “an unapologetic, Black, Queer Womxn grounded in her values of love and humanity.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/denver-city-council-considers-opening-every-meeting-with-a-mandatory-slavery-acknowledgment

    CWAC

      • Common Tater

        It means she hates people.

      • ron73440

        It means she is better than you.

      • rhywun

        Well, she hates certain people. You can probably guess which ones.

    • rhywun

      her values of love and humanity

      *spit-take*

      I guess all the bowing and scraping to you guys in 2020 wasn’t enough. Oh well, fuck off.

      • cyto

        The fact that these people are being taken seriously means we are already done as a society. Even if they dont keep winning office

    • rhywun

      Outrageous he wasn’t still imprisoned.

    • AlexinCT

      Yeh, I see a great argument for reasonable doubt in court since you are suffering the trauma of having to burning down half the state cause you had to off a parent for telling you how to do dishes…

      • slumbrew

        We should be merciful since he’s an orphan.

      • AlexinCT

        And as a point of pride, he is a SELF MADE orphan???

      • Common Tater

        The mom lived.

      • Threedoor

        The media put out a fire weather warning.

        So of course some crackhead is going to take it as a challenge.

  22. Evan from Evansville

    “KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) — Singapore has banned the two core members of British band Massive Attack from reentering the country after they displayed a Palestinian flag and expressed support for the Palestinian cause during their concert in the city-state last week.
    Singapore police said in a recent statement that the two men were investigated over their actions during the July 29 concert, including the unfurling of a foreign flag and one member shouting “Free Palestine” on stage.
    They were issued stern warnings and blacklisted from returning to the city-state, it said.”
    ===
    I’d listen to stern warnings from Singapore. Speaking of successful former colonies, Singapore takes itself very seriously. Along with British law and business, they’ve also kept their naval “Don’t Fuck With Us” history. You can’t buy gum there, but you can bring it in and certainly enjoy it as long as you play by their rules. I can’t imagine the Flock camera nightmare SG must be a decade after I left the port. If caught vandalizing or doing anything ‘improper,’ I imagine knocks would swiftly come to one’s door.

    Better to be feared than loved? Well. *ka-ching!* Folk there sure know not to fuck the State. Singapore don’t play.

    • rhywun

      Yeah that is a level of control freakery more than I would accept even to achieve a more “orderly” society.

  23. Sensei

    This is the kind of stuff the makes me nuts. Mind you Japan Times makes the NYT seem conservative.

    In the 2016 Kumamoto earthquake, 275 people died, including 225 — or more than four-fifths of the total — whose deaths were classified as disaster-related, as opposed to directly from the quake.

    The issue is they never contrast this to what “natural” death rates would have been during the same time period under observation. In this case the article is about deaths due to heat and dehydration after the current earthquake. It’s been 38-40C. Without a doubt there are going to be higher death rates in vulnerable populations (i.e. sick and elderly) until they can running water, electricity and AC. It’s not the at shocking.

    One week on, disaster response in Kumamoto shifts to helping survivors

    https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2026/08/04/japan/quake-disaster-related-casualties/

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Looks like he stuck his finger in a light socket.

    The Don King Academy of Style.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Immigration isnt a problem. Mass importation of illiterate non-english speakers who come from areas where American social and governmental systems are anathema is a problem.

    *bangs tin cup on table*

  26. The Late P Brooks

    “Why is the US running low on missiles?”

    It’s a mystery.

    • cyto

      It actually is a mystery to me. We went from paying an entirely unreasonable amount for defense, to double that amount… and double again. Most of that has to be going to procurement. And we have not had much in the way of missile attacking in the last decade. Why would a couple of salvos at Iran have wiped out our supplies?

      Are we just cutting checks and not getting any product?

      • slumbrew

        Secret moon base. To deal with the Nazis.

      • rhywun

        Because we’re shipping all of them to Ukraine?

      • cyto

        Oh. Right. Ukraine.

        Dang. They let that slip out of the news cycle and I completely forgot for a moment.

        Dang. I am not too happy with that.

        How much of that are we doing? Is Trump doing the same thing Biden was? Is that why we don’t hear any squawking?

      • cyto

        OK, i looked

        2024. By 2025 and 2026, new commitments fell sharply to just four hundred million annually.

        From $27 billion to $400 million.

        Massive drop.

        But rebuilding must take time.

      • cyto

        And AI has the answer

        You’re right about the shift. Direct US aid dropped sharply, and now other countries fund purchases through the PURL program. Europeans like Germany, the Netherlands, and Nordic countries buy US-made weapons, mainly Patriots and other munitions, then send them to Ukraine. This means the money goes to US manufacturers, but the weapons still come out of American production lines and stockpiles. The real constraint is limited manufacturing capacity and long lead times for complex missiles.

      • cyto

        So Trump has managed to con Europe into paying off Raytheon et al keeping the establishment happy without us having to pay a dime. Nice. I wonder why he hasn’t touted that accomplishment yet.

        Now the issue of low domestic supply is real… but could be abated relatively quickly in a pinch, one would suspect.

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