Sunday Morning What It Was Football, It Was

by | Aug 23, 2026 | Daily Links | 153 comments

Our little café was overrun yesterday with football players; the local university was having some sort of event welcoming student athletes and apparently our food was better. These kids have some odd choices, but we were happy to charge extra and take their money. Despite being (at best) a fourth tier school, the president is committed to building the athletic program to encompass at least half the students. Nice, given the the university is hovering on the edge of insolvency. This isn’t going to save it.

But speaking of saving, there are birthdays today, which include un homme qui est anulleé; a guy who never gave up;  another fucking uplifter; a fantastically underrated cartoonist who mastered essentialism; an excellent third baseman who is only forgotten because of whom he mentored; the masturbatory fantasy of every young male in the mid ’60s; a guy who really knew how to have a ball; my favorite rock drummer, who was known for his calm and conservative approach to life and music; a woman for whom lampposts and woodchippers were seemingly designed; and a guy who was a constant inspiration to me.

Links, however, are the opposite of inspirational.

Am I allowed to hate everybody involved?

As bad as you think he was, he was worse.

I am feeling a bit queasy…

And this is on theme. (non paywall version here)

It’s personal AND you suck.

Careful picking up the soap, kid.

Dot Com bubble redux?

Just hang the midget.

But can it beat Oscar Pistorius in the Girlfriend Shooting event?

“Pigs ain’t kosher, Sarge.” Again, central planning will work this time, right?

You mean that academia is structurally corrupt? Where’s my fainting couch? Note: your mom is hot.

When you see the photo of the creature who wrote this, it all makes sense.

Proof that an MD does not mean you’re not a retard. In this case, a bigoted retard.

A great band covering a great song. I have to admit that the cameltoe appearance is a bit jarring.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

153 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    Is that Smokey?

    • Old Man With Candy

      Good guess. But no, he’d be a step up.

  2. Common Tater

    “a guy who never gave up”

    No one is going to click on that.

    • Ted S.

      You can hover over the links….

  3. Common Tater

    Barbara Eden was on Club Random this past year and she still looked good.

    • SandMan

      She was the hottest tv celebrity of that era, and there was some competition.

  4. Ted S.

    a guy who really knew how to have a ball

    Happy birthday Lance Armstrong!

  5. Common Tater

    I’ve read about it before, but I’m not buying it. I’ve known people who’ve smoked a metric fuckton of weed, and I never even heard a rumor about anyone throwing up. Also, people on chemo use it as an anti-emetic.

    • R C Dean

      Same here. Sounds like bullshit.

    • Tonio

      I was suspicious when I first heard about this, but a friend who is a major stoner developed these symptoms. YMMV

      • Common Tater

        What else was he doing?

        Also, fucking captcha keeps eating my comments. Why do I have to keep proving I’m human after I already logged in?

      • R C Dean

        Do people scromit? I’ve never heard of it before now, but sure, I’ll believe it.

        Is pot smoking the cause, or something else? I mean, what’s the mechanism for smoking pot causing these screaming vomiting sessions?

    • Contrarian P

      It’s a thing. See it constantly now. It’s gotten to the point where I can identify it just by hearing the vomiting. Positive for cannabis, every single time.

      Almost uniformly there are repeated visits to the emergency department with extensive negative workups and gastroenterology consultations. I’ve seen patients with over a dozen negative CT scans of the abdomen in a six month period.

      When the cannabis use stops, the condition stops. The only thing is, it very rarely does because the user refuses to believe it could be the weed.

      The mechanism isn’t fully understood, any more than why Benadryl, which makes most people sleepy, makes a minority of people hyper. Doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

      • Common Tater

        There are people allergic to benadryl, but it’s extremely rare.

        Maybe the weed is contaminated in some way? People have been smoking weed for centuries. Why now?

      • Threedoor

        Weed makes me violent.

        It’s rare but real.

      • Contrarian P

        I’m not talking about an allergy. It’s a paradoxical reaction. Marijuana suppresses nausea in most people, but in a few, particularly in heavy regular users, it induces severe vomiting.

      • Common Tater

        “I’m not talking about an allergy. It’s a paradoxical reaction.”

        Being allergic to an anti-histamine sounds paradoxical to me. Same thing can happen with valium. But it’s very rare.

      • rhywun

        I wonder if the weed is more “powerful” or somehow otherwise different than back in the day.

        I never heard of this condition until recently too. I don’t like pot anymore but the last time I did it around 20 years ago it was already way “stronger” than I remember from some heavier usage in college. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • Nephilium

        rhywun:

        The weed is absolutely stronger. Especially when you get into the vapes.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        As pot gets more and more commercialized, are some of the strains being used now are the cause of this ?There has been a concerted effort among the marijuana aficionados to keep bumping up the power and “stonyness” and I wonder if that is the root issue.

      • DrOtto

        Benadryl either puts me the fuck out or amps me the fuck up. I never know which, so I never use it anymore. I have asthma, so pot smoking is a no go for me. “Try edibles” they said, so then I learned pot makes me more paranoid than coke. I think I’ll stick to drinking the icky alcohol then Gen-Zers won’t touch.

      • rhywun

        Same. I’ve done lots of everything that can be swallowed, smoked, or snorted and I’m fine with just good old alcohol anymore.

      • Tres Cool

        Neph:

        I still giggle when I pass “Planet of the Vapes”

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      I throw up from pot, but I don’t scream while doing it.

      • DrOtto

        Maybe you’re doing it wrong?

  6. Common Tater

    “I got in touch with Lyft and it quickly refunded you $220, including the cost of the ride and the additional charge.”

    I guess working for the Grey Lady has its perks.

    • Threedoor

      The ride was $70?

      How far was it?

      • Michael Malaise

        To go from Times Square to Chinatown is around $60 these days.

  7. Ted S.

    I am feeling a bit queasy…

    My first though was that the “scro” part of “scromiting” came from “scrotum”….

    • R C Dean

      One of the worst COVID governors, and like all of them, got reelected.

      In case you thought COVID repression was an aberration or people learned and it couldn’t happen again.

      • Chafed

        The reelection of all the covid shutdown governors made me even more jaded.

      • Nephilium

        We’ve still got DOCTOR (spit) Amy Acton running in Ohio.

      • Threedoor

        Totally heartbreaking Chafed.

      • DEG

        The only electoral rebuke of lockdown governors was when PA passed constitutional amendments changing the governor’s emergency powers, which shut Wolf’s remaining Rona Panic restrictions down.

        There were some legislative rebukes of governors. Indiana, Kentucky, and New Hampshire come to mind.

  8. Common Tater

    “in the aftermath of more than two dozen women accusing him of sexual assault and inappropriate conduct during massage sessions”

    “massage”

  9. Common Tater

    A machine faster than human? What an achievement!

    • Old Man With Candy

      +1 John Henry.

  10. Gender Traitor

    Our little café was overrun yesterday with football players; the local university was having some sort of event welcoming student athletes and apparently our food was better.

    A quite possibly apocryphal story from back in the day: TT’s best friend was working as a cook at a Denny’s somewhere in the greater St. Louis area one evening when a large contingent of the then-St. Louis (football) Cardinals (most/all of the D line?) came in. They ordered the menu.

    All of it.

  11. Sensei

    My Sunday AM YouTube feed. Just for you OMWC.

    Neat little mono tube amp. At the 16m mark is the schematic. It’s always running loudness compensation so it’s going to be “warm”.

    https://youtu.be/mjnGkwK7pew?si=uHpF-irJQiE6KWZN

    But it has surprisingly few components and is properly designed, because it was a consumer good and not an audiophile device.

    • Old Man With Candy

      I’d be itching to replace that phase inverter. Long tail pair with a CCS load in the cathode instead of a crappy paraphase.

      • Sensei

        I assume cost and “good enough” factored in the original design.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Low cost? Use a cathodyne. That would save a tube.

      • Sensei

        It’s outside my limited expertise. Would you a distortion penalty over the paraphase?

      • Old Man With Candy

        Probably lower distortion- the paraphase balance depends on the tube mu, which can vary a lot from the get go and with aging. Cathodyne only depends on resistor matching between cathode and plate. It does make the first stage swing more voltage, but the EL84/6BQ5 only needs a ten or eleven volt swing to take it to clipping. A properly set up 12AX7 can do that without breaking a sweat.

  12. Common Tater

    “Dr. Kemi M. Doll is Professor of Gynecologic Oncology and OB/GYN at the University of Washington Schools of Medicine and Public Health and Founding Director of the Gynecologic Research and Cancer Equity (GRACE) Center. A health equity researcher, she focuses on understanding and eliminating racial disparities in endometrial cancer and gynecologic health outcomes.”

    Racist retard confirmed.

    • rhywun

      That article is incredible.

      The mind reels at the complete disconnect from reality.

      • Chafed

        I’m guessing she never noticed her salary isn’t oppressed.

    • R C Dean

      Tit for tat tariffs cause me no heartburn, especially when they are explicitly done for that purpose and with a “you open your markets, we’ll open ours” message.

      Otherwise, you’re just a chump.

      • Chafed

        But will Trump open ours? He struck a deal with Canada and that hasn’t stopped him from haphazardly imposing new tariffs.

  13. Common Tater

    Speaking of retards

    “I think sports has a modern way with using science to determine how players compete against each other,” he said.

    “So I think leaning into that more and getting people who size up physically, that’s how you go about it versus being like, well, we should have men on men’s team, women on women’s team.”

    “We can start modernizing the way players play against each other, using modern ways of science to determine their body makeup.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/08/22/us-news/sophie-cunningham-supporters-detractors-rally-outside-nyc-arena-during-liberty-v-fever-wnba-game-amid-trans-scandal/

    • Chafed

      Is this another indigenous way of knowing?

      • rhywun

        LOL that was my immediate reaction

        I cannot believe we have a traveling circus of mentally ill freaks agitating at every WNBA game but here we are. 🤣😂

    • Nephilium

      So, go with a ranking system? I don’t think that will end up the way they think it will.

  14. rhywun

    According to campaign organizers, more than 200 cultural figures, including actors, musicians, writers, and directors, have attached their signatures, showing their support for the movement.

    Other than that ratfucker Ruffalo, how many of them had actually heard of the terrorist before signing?

    I hadn’t.

    • Chafed

      In that world if it’s anti-Israel then it must be good.

    • Threedoor

      Execute them too.

    • DrOtto

      I thought Ruffalo was the midget OMWC was advocating hanging.

  15. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    British Asian chemistry students often suppress their cultural identity, find it difficult to report racism and note a lack of diversity within UK chemistry departments and curricula, according to a recent study.

    None of that has anything to do with the scientific method, you vise-squished headed asshole

    • rhywun

      Also completely made-up horseshit.

      If by “Asian” they probably mean “Indian”… my work circle is loaded with them and I would bet good money none of them would report this nonsense.

      • Ted S.

        Pakistani. They probably would claim bigotry.

      • rhywun

        Thought of them after I posted. Yeah, they’re probably being “trained” to be more resentful of their neighbors.

  16. rhywun

    To the average person, paying vineyard owners to destroy their vines likely looks crazy — but in Europe, it’s business as usual.

    More like “evil”… just like when FDR did it to pigs. Pure evil.

  17. Common Tater

    “An Ohio doctor who published a study on “the violent and homicidal adolescent” was gunned down by her teen daughter’s boyfriend and his roommate in an alleged hit against her parents.

    Tamela Dutcher was allegedly shot in the face by Christian Evans and Dajameous Payne during an invasion inside her Delaware County, Ohio, home on Aug. 14, according to court records viewed by The Post….

    Officials claim Dutcher’s daughter, 18-year-old Bryanna Dutcher, set up the alleged hit on her parents after an argument with her mom over chores she was told to do earlier in the day.

    The younger Dutcher was quietly seeing Evans because she didn’t want her alleged “very racist” parents to know she was dating a black man or else she would be kicked out of the house, according to a police affidavit obtained by Oxygen.

    Tamela Dutcher co-authored an article titled “The violent and homicidal adolescent. Hearts darkened before time” where she hauntingly discovered that most young female killers target their relatives.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/08/23/us-news/ohio-doctor-tamela-dutcher-killed-in-alleged-scheme-hatched-by-teen-daughter-after-argument/

    wow

    • Chafed

      Good Lord. If this is true, her daughter should spend her life in prison.

    • DrOtto

      What a shame, that would’ve been a hell of a sportsman’s double.

    • Michael Malaise

      This is about 3 miles from where I live. My kids went to that high school.

    • Sean

      I never doubted it.

      • Sensei

        The military version includes a safety that most of the civilian market doesn’t.

  18. Common Tater

    “An unhinged gang of vagrants—including a sicko in a grotesque penis mask and a maniac setting benches ablaze—is relentlessly terrorizing young girls at a multi-million-dollar soccer field in the trendy Meatpacking District.

    The Post witnessed the chaotic scenes this week, where the man wearing a revolting mask with a dangling penis for a nose glowered less than 20 feet from the wary kids, stripped and screamed in an unprovoked outburst at 9 a.m. on a Wednesday….

    About a week ago, at least two unknown members of the mob, whose numbers can swell to a dozen, stripped down and had grunting sex on a nearby bench, entirely oblivious to their surroundings, according to an eyewitness….

    Another dangerous lunatic, some parents nicknamed “Fire Bug,” recently set fires to the benches while the kids practiced, one parent claimed.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/08/23/us-news/unhinged-nyc-vagrants-terrorize-young-girls-at-soccer-practice-at-hudson-river-park/

    CWABOA

    • Threedoor

      Nice prison rats.

    • (((Jarflax

      One warning to leave, one arrest, then if they return walk in and shoot one in the head without saying a word. Give the rest a second warning, instruct them to take their buddies carcass with them, and then check in from time to time.

      • Threedoor

        Call ICE too.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Wait, is that the day job of those weird French Canadian musicians that OMWC likes?

    • rhywun

      park workers were again called to boot the vagrants

      I suspect the commie mayor has told the cops to leave the dangerous and mentally ill vagrants be but I would just keep calling the cops over and over anyway, at the very least.

  19. (((Jarflax

    The fact that we have to have arguments about absolutely, glaringly obvious cases, over and over, is getting on my last nerve. Karmelo Anthony, Lindsay Clancy, and Jason Arday (admittedly less serious, but to make up for that even more clear cut) are all the asshole in their stories. How is this debated?

    • Threedoor

      It’s the result of the creep that went from reasonable doubt to not frying people that are on video committing murder.

      Slow at first and then all of a sudden.

    • rhywun

      Half the country lives in an alternate reality. I don’t know how to fix that.

      • Threedoor

        End all welfare programs.

        But they control the spending too.

  20. Common Tater

    “Gov. Gavin Newsom signed California’s controversial “Stop Nick Shirley Act” into law on Saturday, just days after a radical left-wing operative crashed the journalist’s Capitol interview and launched a crude personal attack on him.

    Assembly Bill 2624 expands California’s Safe at Home program to employees of nonprofits that serve people navigating the immigration system.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/08/22/us-news/gavin-newsom-signs-controversial-stop-nick-shirley-act-into-law/

    When your state is so crooked you pass a law to prevent discovering fraud.

    • Chafed

      This state is lost.

    • rhywun

      I can’t make head or tails of any of that.

      It’s all just so fucking tiresome.

    • Chafed

      Not with that.

    • Michael Malaise

      My you-know-what is at war with my pants.

  21. cyto

    That final article about the pervasive attempts to kill black academics is special.

    Many years ago I said here how personally offensive the attempts by the Obama administration to revive racism were to me. The Beer Summit was revealing, but a single, small moment.

    But the events of Ferguson that launched BLM were coordinated and intentional, across NGOs, FBI and the Attorney General’s office at DOJ, with the press dutifully playing their role.

    Since then we have seen a continual pressure to divide by race. Pressure that was given a face by claims of “rising right wing racism online” and accusations of racism where none existed.

    Well, a couple of years ago, that campaign started bearing fruit. After well over a decade of hearing cries of rising online racism, we finally do see white racists posting online in numbers.

    And here comes this grifter, dutifully playing her part. She says trees with strange fruit are common in the US south again.

    Uh… no they arent. Nobody is getting lynched in the US south. In fact, you have to go to the northeast to find any public racism at any scale.

    But articles like this and the fruit they bear are going to create it.

    Holy shit, this Marxist race war crap is infuriating. And it will destroy our society if we dont do something about it.

    Aside from the absurdity of the content of that article (black academic fraud is a lie that is just to hide racism, and white academic fraud would never be fired for plagarism – see example of Stanford academic who was fired in disgrace after his fraud was uncovered, but wound up CEO of a biotechnology startup).. aside from the facial absurdity, the shit is working.

    When you call people racist enough times, apparently you give them permission to start having actual racist notions. And the BLM era tentpole assertion – that judging people by their character and actions rather than their skin color is racist – that has changed the culture.

    • (((Jarflax

      When you call people racist enough times, apparently you give them permission to start having actual racist notions.

      If wanting killers locked away, expecting Academic papers to be written by their authors, and at least somewhat free from outright lies, and holding people of all races to the same baseline standards of civilized conduct is racist, then an accusation of racism loses its sting.

    • Common Tater

      “But the events of Ferguson that launched BLM”

      It started with Trayvon Martin, then every four years, right before an election.

      • cyto

        Shocking. A political party that is utterly dependent on being able to point at “those racists over there” would find a way to manufacture racists on a schedule.

    • Nephilium

      When things like punctuality, manners, respecting personal boundaries, meritocracy, and personal responsibility are all called signs of white supremacy… well, guess I’m a white supremacist.

      • cyto

        Exactly

    • cyto

      I see it in the next generation. My son and his friends live in a real multicultural stew – not the faux one these academics talk about. His cohort are not just multiracial, but also from around the country and around the world. His friends are from the NY/NJ area, and from Haiti and Jamaica. From Canada and Brazil. And they have lots of different ideological and religious backgrounds. Some are wealthy white people who live in multimillion dollar homes on the water and host large catered parties. Some live in the hood and have BYOB gatherings with extended family in subsidized housing.

      But they are not marxists. And somewhat refreshingly, they dont play the stupid pronoun games. They casually make jokes about their race or other politically incorrect observations. They are fairly normal, by Gen X standards.

      But they are vulnerable.

      Because of a lifetime of Marxist race-baiting shit being thrown in their faces, and faux allegations of homophobia and misogyny flying thick and fast, they are susceptible. They cannot hear the difference between a friend making a joke about three friends looking like an oreo cookie and a real racist making real racist remarks.

      Here in Florida we had a GOP candidate for governor who played to the groyper stereotypes. James Fishback was charismatic and populist and played to their feeling of alienation with a hint of what sounds like actual racism to most of us in Gen X.

      All of my sons friends were talking about him. He was quite popular among the under 30 white male crowd.

      Their life experience makes them deaf to any actual racism that might be out there.

      You see, when your entire life has been filled with over the top fake racism, you cannot believe anything is racism. It all goes in the “this is bullshit” bucket in your brain and doesnt even get acknowledged.

      On Friday I heard some of them talking about the holocaust. I couldnt tell if they were being facetious or not, but they definitely didnt recoil in horror at talk that the holocaust was exaggerated and such accusations were just propaganda for political power.

      My boy thinks it is all a joke. That they are just repeating “you should get yourself educated a do some research for yourself” ironically, making fun of the whole thing.

      But I am not so sure. I think that a lifetime of Neverending accusations of racism aimed squarely at them has left them susceptible to this sort of thing.

      Which was the entire point from the beginning.

      If you dont have a common enemy, you cannot have a Marxist movement. You cannot have an NAACP without a Klan.

      And this shit is working. The election of AG who refuse to prosecute black offenders, particularly beginning with the shoplifting out west, has created a raft of videos of unpunished crimes. This creates a double-standard narrative that hits deep in the psyche.

      It has been well planned and well executed.

      And if we dont do something about it now, there will be an actual rise of white racism in a country where whites are not the majority.

      They want a Marxist police state, and they are going to get it if we dont push back hard, right now.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      When you call people racist enough times, apparently you give them permission to start having actual racist notions.

      No, but it does take away the sting of being called that, which, in turn, gives cover for real racists to work out in the open as you have delegitimized the term and removed the social stigma of being called that. See Nick Fuentes for a prime example.

      • cyto

        Exactly who I am talking about.

        You can hear it. But these kids cannot. They dont know the difference between bullshit accusations of racism and actual racism. They have never met an actual racist in real life. So the line between “these black people got in a fight at the gas station” and “black people are always fighting at the gas station” is invisible to them.

        They cannot see the hidden motives, because they have been told that they have exactly those same motives their entire life.

        So when they meet someone who feels that way, they cannot believe it. They cannot see it. People have said the same thing about them and their friends every day, and they know it isnt true. So at a gut level, they know it is never true.

      • Common Tater

        When you have all these severely educated retards such as Robin DeAngelo, Libram X. Kendi, etc. saying all white people are inherently racist, then some white people are just going to throw in the towel.

      • Homple

        I’m long past the term “racist” having g a sting. It’s a word as utterly devoid of meaning that the person saying it might as well be gargling.

    • Shpip

      When you call people racist enough times, apparently you give them permission to start having actual racist notions.

      When you call people racists and bigots for long enough, they slowly start to adopt those labels ironically. And when pushed further, they’ll drop the irony altogether.

      The same thing happened when we started calling the left retarded.

      • cyto

        Precisely what is happening, right now.

        My son’s best friend at church is a big black kid of Haitian heritage. We are on “he just walks in and doesnt knock” terms. Extended family terms.

        And they ironically use racist terms with each other all the time. The shock value was funny to them for a while … but now it is just background noise to their shared culture and references.

        It makes Fuentes and his cohort like Fishback completely normal to their ears. They cannot hear it at all.

    • rhywun

      it will destroy our society

      Yup, that is the entire point.

      What that asshole Obama said he was going to bring “radical change”, he wasn’t kidding.

  22. Nephilium

    Fuck Deshaun Watson.

    I was there, I booed. It was both personal and professional. All we needed was for him to be mediocre, and he couldn’t live up to that. When you’re getting outplayed by Joe Fucking Flacco, it’s sad. Meanwhile, chatting with fans at the game, Sanders has been giving interviews calling Cleveland home and saying he loves it here.

    In other CLE football news, we still miss and love you Batman.

    • Chafed

      My condolences to every Browns fan.

      • Nephilium

        I can’t find it, but there was a local columnist who wrote a piece several years back explaining that there was a Lovecraftian beast slumbering under the 50 yard line of Browns stadium, and it feeds on our disappointment. If the Browns ever won, the beast would be unleashed destroying the world in it’s fiery (but mostly peaceful) embrace.

    • cyto

      That trade was one of the dumbest in sports history. The guy was radioactive. A little patience and I think you could have gotten him for free. Then on top of it he turns out to be made of paper mache.

      • DrOtto

        Whatever he pays his agent, it isn’t enough.

  23. Grumbletarian

    I want to be clear that I don’t care whether or not any of these allegations against Prof. Arday were true. None of them were worth his career. And certainly not his life.

    If Arday had instead gotten a job as a surgeon without having ever attended med school, would she allow him to perform surgery on her rather than be a racist and expose his lack of credentials?

    • Nephilium

      I want to be clear that I don’t care whether or not any of these allegations against Prof. Arday were true. None of them were worth his career.

      Plagiarism isn’t a fireable offense for a gods damned college professor? Lying about credentials and previous employment aren’t fireable offenses? Being unable or unwilling to teach students isn’t a fireable offense?

      I guess the only fireable offense in her mind is questioning goodthink.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        The academy has placed the religion of “anti-racism” above the basic missioin of the academy: the search for truth. I think this is strongly correlated to the greater replicability scandal in STEM, which is every bit as bad as the plagiarism scandal in the humanities. If anyone looks too closely, the expanded academy from the 50s-80s to cover “everyone needs college” scam that has plagued western countries is at the root of this.

      • cyto

        These assertions are part and parcel of what my screed is about.

        They are so ridiculous that it is impossible to believe that they are earnest. In academia, plagarising your main work is the highest of high crimes. Heck, it is inexcusable for students. We even have fake little student courts to punish minor transgressions against academic integrity.

        She doesnt make These outlandish claims merely to rouse the choir. She wants to inspire a response from “the enemy”. She wants whitey to push back, thereby validating the accusations of racism, and giving the woke army a series of targets.

        When she doesnt get fired for this, we fall a little further into the abyss. And there will be no calls for such firings. Because making such a call makes you a target.

        This is precisely how they manufacture racists out of whole cloth.

      • creech

        But it is o.k. to murder a CEO when you disagree with something his company did?

      • cyto

        The reproducibility crisis isnt an abdication of core principles for political ideology (i hope). It is more a failure of the system to support the important work of reproducing work. Funding a million dollar study to confirm other results is not likely to be forthcoming in a world where 1 in 5 qualified applications gets funded.

        I dont know the way out of that trap, short of setting aside money for that purpose.

      • cyto

        Coincidentally, this was next in line at X

        https://x.com/LocasaleLab/status/2091516938220351961

        “In the life sciences, researchers construct a narrative, i.e. a theory or model, around data that have many other interpretations including very boring ones. This is either because the interpretations are ambiguous or the data contain experimental artifacts. The narrative catches on because of the authors’ personalities, prestige, or political skills, and a buzz develops around it.”

        Also sounds right

    • rhywun

      LOL that is fantastic.

    • Threedoor

      Is that some over the top ‘school?’

  24. The Late P Brooks

    The fact that we have to have arguments about absolutely, glaringly obvious cases, over and over, is getting on my last nerve. Karmelo Anthony, Lindsay Clancy, and Jason Arday (admittedly less serious, but to make up for that even more clear cut) are all the asshole in their stories. How is this debated?

    War on reality. You did not really see that, you just imagined it.

    • creech

      Maybe it started with Mumia years ago? Or how about Sacco and Vanzetti a hundred years ago?

      • rhywun

        The day I moved to Ithaca three years ago I saw a prominent “Free Mumia” graffito down the street from my apartment and sort of recoiled in horror – and that was before I witnessed the gigantic “Black Lives Matter” mural in the other direction which was joined by an equally large “Free Gaza” a couple years later.

        Goddamn I am happy to leave that place behind.

      • rhywun

        Oh, and the even larger “Green New Deal” mural on the other side of town.

        It really is so ridiculous there.

      • cyto

        I am amazed at how quickly propaganda campaigns can work.

        For me, Gaza is Yasser Arafat and the PLO and suicide bombings as a background for understanding.

        For these people, the definition is a colonialist power occupying land and opressing a free people in open air prisons where they are murdered and tortured for no reason at all.

  25. Common Tater

    “The DOJ’s appeal was filed on Monday and it picks apart U.S. District Court Judge Waverly Crenshaw’s May decision to dismiss an indictment against Abrego Garcia after he found it was a blatantly tainted investigation “with a vindictive motive.” Federal prosecutors dispute everything from how Crenshaw interpreted the acting U.S. attorney’s decision to indict to communications with the attorney general’s office and televised comments Blanche himself made about this case. The most remarkable part of the court filing was how the DOJ argues “presumptive vindictiveness” should not be a classification judges anywhere, for any case, should be allowed to make. Prosecutors conclude that Crenshaw’s ruling “marks a dramatic expansion of the power of courts to dismiss serious criminal charges based on subjective assessments of a prosecutor’s motivations and is an unwarranted intrusion into the Executive’s powers and responsibility to protect the public.””

    https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/08/doj-supreme-court-trump-scary-abrego-garcia.html

    How is that asshole still in the country?

    • cyto

      Weird…. when evaluating the legality of a traffic stop, motive isnt a factor. Even when a “failure to signal” is an obvious pretext, the courts will find the stop legal.

      The same goes for a search. Obvious pretext reasons still count.

      But mix in politics, and magically the court is allowed to divine secret motives.

      My ideologically pure younger self weeps for the loss of innocence that I have undergone.

  26. Gustave Lytton

    Just hang the midget.

    Was expecting a Robert Reich article.

  27. cyto

    The Karmelo Anthony case is part and parcel of this response to a life of manufactured racism.

    For those who didnt follow it, he just asked for a new trial because they had an agreement not to use personal character evidence.

    Some of the Anthony stuff got coverage, but you may have missed the stuff about the victim in our media circles.

    It turns out, he has some bad stuff too. One was painting graffiti with his brother. Apparently a swastika and other Nazi stuff.

    They would have been really young.. maybe junior high.

    He also had some beef with a black kid in elementary school.

    Exactly what you might expect in this generation.

    To Gen X ears, this is a damning history of a born-and-raised racist.

    But in their generation, it might just be normal anti-authority bullshit.

    I don’t know.

    But I do know that we have *intentionally* been creating a society where this kind of behavior is inevitable for at least some young white males.

    • Common Tater

      It’s irrelevant. Still illegal stab someone to death no matter how racist they might be.

    • Threedoor

      Swastikas look cool.

      In grade school and Jr High that’s likely the depth of it.

      • cyto

        We used to draw tanks and planes with swastika all the time, in battle with planes and tanks with stars.

        None of us were nazis.

        Of course, none of us would have believed we would live in a country where you have to have your purse rummaged through to board a plane, let alone navigate a panopticon of cameras and electronic devices monitoring our every move, 24/7.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Let’s not forget the lynch mob who snatched that nice young boy off the beach and murdered him and disappeared without a trace.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    And they ironically use racist terms with each other all the time. The shock value was funny to them for a while … but now it is just background noise to their shared culture and references.

    Lenny Bruce was right.

    • slumbrew

      AfD wants to Make America Great Again?

      • cyto

        Several years ago I raised an eyebrow as the press started talking about ultranationalist populist nazis in Turkey and Brazil and then later comparing them to Trump.

        But just a raised eyebrow. I didnt really take a look… it just seemed odd.

        Now?

        Now it seems apparent that the people proclaiming folks nazi were actually part of a Marxist movement working to transform the west from the top down…

        And they are winning.

    • rhywun

      fascists

      Another word that has lost any meaning.

      • cyto

        … a fascist would say…

  30. Sean

    How can I plan my week without my horoscope ?

    😩

  31. Sean

    I have 7 strips and 3 pork chops to grill today.

    Meat. 🍖 🥩

    • cyto

      Make mine well done. I’ll bring the A-1.

      – that one friend

  32. cyto

    Glibertarians.com Daily Horoscope

    (For regular posters only. The rest of you can go argue about NAP violations in the Discord.)

    Old Man With Candy

    The stars say today is a good day to drop another “wrong book” biblical zinger and then watch the comments explode with people who still think you’re serious. Mars is in your house of candy, which means the urge to post about sugar, physics homework problems from 1987, and local election drinking will be strong. Resist the urge to explain quantum mechanics to anyone under 50. They won’t get it, and you’ll just end up typing more. Lucky number: whatever the blood alcohol content of your morning coffee is.

    SugarFree

    Mercury is retrograde in your sign of “I already know how this ends and it’s worse than you think.” Expect an unusually high volume of dark, twisted one-liners that make even the long-timers pause mid-scroll. Someone will try to one-up you. They will fail. Do not, under any circumstances, accept a bet involving chapo trap house or Virginia Postrel. The universe is not that kind.

    R C Dean

    Saturn demands precision today. You will spot the exact legal or bureaucratic flaw in whatever dumb policy is being linked and state it with the calm finality of a man who has already won the argument in his head three times. Someone will still argue. Ignore them. Your lucky activity: explaining why the licensing center needs a hard look from a prosecutor.

    Ted S.

    Venus is flirting with your chart, which means you will post something dry, understated, and quietly devastating. Half the thread will miss it on the first pass. The other half will quote it for the next three days. Avoid any discussion of Milton Berle stories; the alignment is unstable.

    ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    Your ruling planet is currently doing donuts in the parking lot of the amygdala. Today is excellent for declaring things “sweet Terra Cotta cafe and Den of Iniquity” energy. Science will be invoked. Whether it is real science is secondary. Someone will ask for a citation. Laugh.

    AlexinCT

    Mars is loud in your house of “Where the white women at?” Expect at least one exchange that starts as a joke and ends with someone getting genuinely annoyed while you remain cheerfully unbothered. The stars advise against escalating past the third reply. You won’t listen. That’s fine. It’s your brand.

    (((Jarflax

    The cosmic forces are aligned for maximal lamp-post decoration metaphors and deep-state skepticism. Someone will call you extreme. You will reply with something even more extreme delivered in a calm, almost clinical tone. This is correct. Do not dilute it.

    UnCivilServant

    Mercury says today is not for serious discussion, which is perfect because you already asked the question first. Expect to derail at least one earnest thread with pure chaos energy. Your lucky phrase: “What if I don’t come here for serious discussion?”

    Not Adahn

    The weekend residual energy is still strong. You will recommend a brewery (Ommegang again?) and someone will actually take the advice. This is rare. Treasure it. Also, someone will misread your tone. Let them.

    Banjos / sloopyinca

    Domestic chaos and parental exhaustion are both highly aspected. The morning links will write themselves, but the real work is surviving the three bright, curious, highly active forces of nature in your house. Coffee is not optional. Neither is the occasional “perpetually exhausted” sigh in the comments.

    Tres Cool / Common Tater / Rat on a train

    The lesser luminaries are active. Expect early-morning “whaddup doh’” energy, potato-based wordplay, and at least one revelation that would be a crime against humanity if fully spelled out. Stay hydrated. The thread is long.

    Everyone else who shows up every single day

    The universe sees you. It is mildly amused. Post anyway. The Gulch doesn’t run itself.
    Forecast for the rest of the week: same as always, only more so. Taxation remains theft. The comments will be worse. Carry on.

    • cyto

      This horoscope generated by the prompt:

      Write a realistic horoscope specific to the usernames of regular posters at glibertarians.com

      No further context was provided.