Hat and Hair Cartoon Rerun II: Ep 5

by | Sep 23, 2026 | Hat and Hair | 17 comments

Oh, poor Pie. And the ending is more appropriate than ever. Subscribe!

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  1. Evan from Evansville

    Who the fuck is she?

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!
      • R.J.

        OOOOOoooh. Time has passed. I was thinking of a certain vampire.

      • Evan from Evansville

        I don’t think I ever knew who Pie was, other than our own. I still don’t. I believe in SF Land, I never knew who Astrix(?) was, either. I think she was rumored to be cute IRL. Hmm. I’m frequently wrong in all sorts of novel ways, somehow.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Oh! Harp is Pie! Pie is Harp! I see how the rumors started. (Not in the Finkle/Einhorn way.)

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        pie is Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

      • slumbrew

        I can’t even with you people.

        Pie

      • Evan from Evansville

        So what you’re saying is, I’ve got pies to choose from?

      • rhywun

        pie is Sarah Huckabee Sanders

        That rings true. I never heard of that Harp gal.

  2. Evan from Evansville

    I’d like to befriend Javier Milei. “To make his case, [Milei] pointed to the U.N.’s role in restrictions during the COVID-19 pandemic, which he called a type of “genocide,” and the “gender agenda, environmental extremism and unchecked immigration.”

    Milei said, “During the pandemic, bodies under the auspices of this house put themselves before scientific evidence and the sovereignty of nations and promoted forced lockdown policies throughout the world.

    “Where some allege a public health policy error, we see a global experiment in social control disguised as science. And when a state wearing public health blinkers deprives its population of the right to work, to receive an education and to bid farewell to their dead, this results in millions of avoidable deaths; there is a word for it, genocide.”

    Milei went on to say that the UN had failed to effectively combat terrorism and human rights abuses around the world and “allowed chaos, violence and international terrorism to flourish.” He alleged that member countries talk a big moral game but actively shelter “bloodthirsty dictatorships and regimes that stone women in the streets,” and that member states are consistently anti-Israel but ignore “Islamic terrorism and the genocide of Christians in Africa.”

    “This amounts to a curious mixture of anarchy and tyranny, impotence in the face of those who break the most basic rules, such as bloodthirsty dictatorships and terrorist organizations coupled with Orwellian control and impositions on liberal democracies that abide by the rules.”
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    He seems fun, as well. Would hang out with, together push folk from helicopters.

    • rhywun

      Dayum.

      Are there more than two world leaders willing to tell the truth to that miserable outfit…?

    • R.J.

      He gives awesome speeches.

    • Evan from Evansville

      That last bit, especially. He’s by far the best, these days. Thatcher, back when, her line about how ALL groups became better off under her leadership: “You’d rather the POOR be POORER, as long as the rich were less rich!”

      Shit like that. *mwah*

    • rhywun

      actively shelter “bloodthirsty dictatorships and regimes that stone women in the streets,” and that member states are consistently anti-Israel but ignore “Islamic terrorism and the genocide of Christians in Africa.”

      Surely this isn’t the first time such obvious truths have been directed at those grandees over the years. And been ignored every time. Almost makes one wonder why honest people waste their time talking to those assholes.

      • Evan from Evansville

        *hands up* Osama won. People are too scared to call out Islam.

        “Oh terrorism? Oh, we don’t say that. Just hijackings. Those Christians? *closes eyes* What Christians? Christianity is bad anyway.”

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