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  1. Ted S.

    Rand Paul drops Fauci bombshell, says more record destruction and gain-of-function research found

    And nothing else happened.

    • The Other Kevin

      A huge revelation, just in time for the Dems to win and sweep it all under the rug.

      • Nephilium

        You don’t believe in the secret October surprise coming this year?

        It’s alright, neither do I.

  2. Ted S.

    Jack Smith Violated Constitution To Spy On Republicans In Lawless ‘Arctic Frost’ Investigation, Committee Alleges

    And nothing else happened.

    • rhywun

      “Committee Alleges Stuff Everybody Has Known for Years”

      /alternate headline

  3. Ted S.

    Trump DOJ Ramps Up Voter Fraud Enforcement Ahead of Midterms

    And nothing else happened.

  4. Ted S.

    Florida history teacher Liz Ballard ‘deliberately tried to cancel’ 8th grader ‘for his conservative views’

    And nothing else happened.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Agreed on the above but Florida, something else might happen on this one.

      • DEG

        DeSantis, unlike Trump, delivers. So something might actually happen.

      • Ted S.

        Florida Teacher is like Florida Man?

  5. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “Judge Orders Trump to Temporarily Restore CNN, MS NOW, and Politico Access to White House”
    Another stupid and meaningless gesture on behalf of the Trump administration that everyone knew was an overreach but it allowed him to pretend he did something meaningful. Whoever’s advising Trump is worthless: this makes him look thinskinned and weak which he is.

    • Ted S.

      And it allows for the credentialed classes to portray themselves as important protectors of democracy.

    • R.J.

      It wasn’t over reach at all. There is zero right to be front and center in the press room. This judge overstepped, will probably rule for CNN. The appeal will overturn and establish a precedent that the press room functions at the will of the president.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Don’t stop believing, hold onto that feeling but I don’t see it happening. We’ll see I suppose.

      • Nephilium

        Stinky:

        Do you have a list of which news organizations cannot be barred from White House briefings? How do I get this publication added to the list?

    • Ownbestenemy

      The move should have just been to move to back of press pool and never call on them.

      • R.J.

        The judge will rule that nobody can be excluded, and logic will follow that the press pool will follow a rotation schedule to let every independent news organization under the sun in, greatly diluting the power of the big organizations. That is what I think will happen.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Not a lawyer and whatnot but, rightly or wrongly, Trump can’t wipe his ass without getting an injunction slapped on him at which point he either gives up or loses the case. There are exceptions of course but that’s his MO.

    • rhywun

      I’m going a pin a piece of notebook paper on my chest reading “PrEsS” and waltz into the next White House press conference. It’s my right, yes?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Should be actually.

    • RAHeinlein

      Disagree – the WHCA believes they own the process and are the sole arbiters of “who” gets a seat. Part of their argument is they have resources to ensure coverage and share with the pool. This provided an opportunity for alternate news outlets to challenge the WHCA and also show they have the resources and capabilities to provide coverage. RAV did a fantastic job highlighting that fact.

  6. Ownbestenemy

    Iran hardliners said the quiet part out loud that their goal is keep oil prices high.

    So oil dropped in price with Sauid news and now Iran threatens to expand to the Indian Ocean, driving oil back up.

    If we had any halfway competent stateman in the government, why they might be able to use that info to finally get the rest of the world on board.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      On board with what, getting their ships sunk? Invading? It’s a hard sell when we’re the ones who fucked up the former uneasy but perfectly functional situation.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Has any naval war vessel except Iranian been sunk?

      • (((Jarflax

        Perfectly functional is a stretch. I know we are the idiot servants of the demon Israel attacking the peace loving Iranians whose only crime is opposing the colonizer Jews and all, but the peace loving Iranian opposition to colonizer Jews did occasionally cause turmoil before this happened.

        Starting the war while unwilling to go in and finish it was likely a mistake, but casting us as the villains of the piece is getting old.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’m criticizing US policy, not Israeli policy but continue to set up those diversions in order to distract from the worst foreign policy move since Vietnam. Even if this war was a good idea it’s been waged incompetently.

      • juris imprudent

        Not villains <<<Jar – dupes. I’m perfectly good with us stopping the dup-i-tude at the earliest opportunity.

      • Swiss Servator

        “the worst foreign policy move since Vietnam”

        *Laughs in Iraqi*

        Yup, we are stacking up our dead, trying to put out the fires in all our cities, and weeping for our sunk ships.

      • Ted S.

        How do you narrow your gaze in Iraqi?

      • Drake

        Lots of tankers and cargo ships have need hit by Iran and the American Navy. At some of those sunk.

        We have not lost any manned naval vessels. We have evacuated and effectively lost the Fifth Fleet headquarters at Bahrain.

      • R.J.

        We are talking about Euroweenies, right? They won’t ever help us.

      • juris imprudent

        Also I imagine there is laughing in Iraqi at the presumption that would be welcomed for liberating the Iranian people from the tyranny of the mullahs.

      • Drake

        The Iraqi War was stupid and costly. It didn’t cost us access to the Persian Gulf and endanger the world economy.

      • juris imprudent

        Fifth Fleet headquarters at Bahrain

        Who knew that Bahrain was a U.S. possession?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Killing people is easy Swiss, winning a war isn’t.

      • Rat on a train

        Has any naval war vessel except Iranian been sunk?
        Haven’t you seen the videos released by Iran of US ships burning?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        “The Iraqi War was stupid and costly. It didn’t cost us access to the Persian Gulf and endanger the world economy.”

        Peace in our time, right Drake?

      • Drake

        I was on the first big war since Vietnam. It went too well so the neocons decided to keep on doing it.

    • (((Jarflax

      The rest of the world being rational is almost as unlikely as the statesmanship thing.

  7. DEG

    Energy Secretary Chris Wright opposed a blanket ban Wednesday, warning that it could ultimately reduce domestic refining.

    “The blunt tool of banning diesel exports definitely doesn’t work because the U.S. exports a lot of diesel,” Wright said.

    Wright said refiners unable to export excess diesel could be forced to cut production, putting upward pressure on gasoline and jet fuel prices.

    Wright separately suggested that changes in where U.S. diesel is shipped were more likely.

    Sanity. He’ll be ignored.

    • Ownbestenemy

      If we have an abundance of diesel as the producers say they do, then why are the prices so high (ignoring our own retarded regulations that is and that it isn’t a true free market operating on basic economics)

      • DEG

        It’s a global market. Supply is constrained elsewhere due to the war.

  8. Ownbestenemy

    That is quite the specific number you came up with.

    Climate scientists are warning that this year’s El Niño could be one unlike we’ve ever seen before. Expected to be super-strong, the climate phenomenon is likely to fuel drought in some areas, flooding in others, and as many as 451,000 weather-related deaths.

    They need to up their fear game if they want to be taken serious.

      • juris imprudent

        Nigeria, Indonesia and Sudan are expected to have the most additional heat deaths, tens of thousands in each country, according to the report.

        Interesting selection of countries – I wonder what else might be common about them?

      • Ted S.

        So is “could”.

      • The Other Kevin

        451,000 will die WITH El Nino, not FROM El Nino.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        So much heavy lifting there will be GAINS from that sciencing!

      • Ted S.

        Gains of function?

    • rhywun

      Did I hear Pooh claiming the other day that China has no further designs in the South Pacific? I fell out of my chair from that whopper.

    • juris imprudent

      The motion against him was withdrawn Sunday by Manasseh Maelanga, its instigator who was sacked as home affairs minister as more lawmakers crossed over to Wale’s coalition.

      PM with an unstable coalition? Who ever heard of such a thing?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Andy Burnham?

        Friedrich Merz?

  9. PieInTheSky

    The Mechanical Reasoning test from Project Talent, the 1960 study that tested some 440,000 American high-school students, about 5% of everyone then in grades 9–12. Twenty questions about drawings of boats, gears, pulleys, levers and valves, reproduced as they were. Read each question, study the picture, and pick the answer. As in 1960, you have 11 minutes; you can skip and go back.

    https://taketest.xyz/mechanical-reasoning

    Goddamnit i rushed ot and only got 17. Had 4.5 min left

    • Rat on a train

      20 for 20. It reminds me of the mechanical portion of the ASVAB.

    • EvilSheldon

      18/20, which is profoundly disappointing.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      20 out of 20. I guess that degree was useful after all.

  10. juris imprudent

    Trump’s new anti-cartel policy: we’re gonna lawyer ’em out of existence!

    Here I thought maybe he’d realistically attack the intractable issue of demand instead of once again chasing after supply.

    • Ted S.

      Sic the Karens on them.

      Solves a lot of problems.

    • Rat on a train

      Drop lawyers into cartel territory without parachutes?

    • Homple

      Serious question: How would Trump or anybody “realistically attack the intractable issue of demand”?

      • EvilSheldon

        Build a society that normal people don’t constantly want to escape from?

        I have some ideas on how to make that happen, too…

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