224 Comments

  1. Ted S.

    Rand Paul drops Fauci bombshell, says more record destruction and gain-of-function research found

    And nothing else happened.

    • R.J.

      I second this.

    • The Other Kevin

      A huge revelation, just in time for the Dems to win and sweep it all under the rug.

      • Nephilium

        You don’t believe in the secret October surprise coming this year?

        It’s alright, neither do I.

      • Threedoor

        Three or four months of early voting is designed to eliminate the October surprise.

    • R C Dean

      Ditto.

    • ron73440

      Not only will nothing else happen, most people won’t even know about this.

    • Michael Malaise

      I came here to say this.

  2. Ted S.

    Jack Smith Violated Constitution To Spy On Republicans In Lawless ‘Arctic Frost’ Investigation, Committee Alleges

    And nothing else happened.

    • rhywun

      “Committee Alleges Stuff Everybody Has Known for Years”

      /alternate headline

    • juris imprudent

      You know, that’s an interesting formulation – violated the Constitution, but not apparently any actual law.

  3. Ted S.

    Trump DOJ Ramps Up Voter Fraud Enforcement Ahead of Midterms

    And nothing else happened.

  4. Ted S.

    Florida history teacher Liz Ballard ‘deliberately tried to cancel’ 8th grader ‘for his conservative views’

    And nothing else happened.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Agreed on the above but Florida, something else might happen on this one.

      • DEG

        DeSantis, unlike Trump, delivers. So something might actually happen.

      • Ted S.

        Florida Teacher is like Florida Man?

    • The Last American Hero

      Team Red needs to remind people of this the next time there is a millage vote.

  5. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “Judge Orders Trump to Temporarily Restore CNN, MS NOW, and Politico Access to White House”
    Another stupid and meaningless gesture on behalf of the Trump administration that everyone knew was an overreach but it allowed him to pretend he did something meaningful. Whoever’s advising Trump is worthless: this makes him look thinskinned and weak which he is.

    • Ted S.

      And it allows for the credentialed classes to portray themselves as important protectors of democracy.

    • R.J.

      It wasn’t over reach at all. There is zero right to be front and center in the press room. This judge overstepped, will probably rule for CNN. The appeal will overturn and establish a precedent that the press room functions at the will of the president.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Don’t stop believing, hold onto that feeling but I don’t see it happening. We’ll see I suppose.

      • Nephilium

        Stinky:

        Do you have a list of which news organizations cannot be barred from White House briefings? How do I get this publication added to the list?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s right there in one of the penumbras and emanations Neph. I don’t see it but some judge will whether it’s there or not.

    • Ownbestenemy

      The move should have just been to move to back of press pool and never call on them.

      • R.J.

        The judge will rule that nobody can be excluded, and logic will follow that the press pool will follow a rotation schedule to let every independent news organization under the sun in, greatly diluting the power of the big organizations. That is what I think will happen.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Not a lawyer and whatnot but, rightly or wrongly, Trump can’t wipe his ass without getting an injunction slapped on him at which point he either gives up or loses the case. There are exceptions of course but that’s his MO.

    • rhywun

      I’m going a pin a piece of notebook paper on my chest reading “PrEsS” and waltz into the next White House press conference. It’s my right, yes?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Should be actually.

    • RAHeinlein

      Disagree – the WHCA believes they own the process and are the sole arbiters of “who” gets a seat. Part of their argument is they have resources to ensure coverage and share with the pool. This provided an opportunity for alternate news outlets to challenge the WHCA and also show they have the resources and capabilities to provide coverage. RAV did a fantastic job highlighting that fact.

    • Grumbletarian

      Kick them all out and turn the Press Room back into a swimming pool. Fill the pool with piranha, then invite the press back in.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Nothing new under the sun

      Gov. Jesse Ventura’s outspoken criticism of the press turned into a direct insult on Feb. 20 when news organizations received the newly designed press passes for statehouse reporters that compared them to wild dogs.
       
      After handing out press credentials to more than 30 journalists, David Ruth, the governor’s spokesman told The Associated Press that the administration was simply “having a little fun with things” when it printed “Official Jackal” next to the reporters’ names.
       
      But many journalists failed to find humor in Ventura’s latest jab. Representatives from the AP, the St. Paul Pioneer Press and The Star Tribune called the design degrading and unprofessional. The Pioneer Press reporters returned the badges to Ventura’s communications office, according to an AP report.

      Locally, the journalos now all claim that they thought it was funny and went along with the joke. Pepperidge Farms remembers though. They were all outraged at the time. Sacred institution and all that.

      • rhywun

        If anyone off the street is supposed to be allowed in, why do they need “credentials” at all?

      • Pope Jimbo

        rhywun, without credentials how could you tell the special animals from the regular animals?

  6. Ownbestenemy

    Iran hardliners said the quiet part out loud that their goal is keep oil prices high.

    So oil dropped in price with Sauid news and now Iran threatens to expand to the Indian Ocean, driving oil back up.

    If we had any halfway competent stateman in the government, why they might be able to use that info to finally get the rest of the world on board.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      On board with what, getting their ships sunk? Invading? It’s a hard sell when we’re the ones who fucked up the former uneasy but perfectly functional situation.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Has any naval war vessel except Iranian been sunk?

      • (((Jarflax

        Perfectly functional is a stretch. I know we are the idiot servants of the demon Israel attacking the peace loving Iranians whose only crime is opposing the colonizer Jews and all, but the peace loving Iranian opposition to colonizer Jews did occasionally cause turmoil before this happened.

        Starting the war while unwilling to go in and finish it was likely a mistake, but casting us as the villains of the piece is getting old.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’m criticizing US policy, not Israeli policy but continue to set up those diversions in order to distract from the worst foreign policy move since Vietnam. Even if this war was a good idea it’s been waged incompetently.

      • juris imprudent

        Not villains <<<Jar – dupes. I’m perfectly good with us stopping the dup-i-tude at the earliest opportunity.

      • Swiss Servator

        “the worst foreign policy move since Vietnam”

        *Laughs in Iraqi*

        Yup, we are stacking up our dead, trying to put out the fires in all our cities, and weeping for our sunk ships.

      • Ted S.

        How do you narrow your gaze in Iraqi?

      • Drake

        Lots of tankers and cargo ships have need hit by Iran and the American Navy. At some of those sunk.

        We have not lost any manned naval vessels. We have evacuated and effectively lost the Fifth Fleet headquarters at Bahrain.

      • R.J.

        We are talking about Euroweenies, right? They won’t ever help us.

      • juris imprudent

        Also I imagine there is laughing in Iraqi at the presumption that would be welcomed for liberating the Iranian people from the tyranny of the mullahs.

      • Drake

        The Iraqi War was stupid and costly. It didn’t cost us access to the Persian Gulf and endanger the world economy.

      • juris imprudent

        Fifth Fleet headquarters at Bahrain

        Who knew that Bahrain was a U.S. possession?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Killing people is easy Swiss, winning a war isn’t.

      • Rat on a train

        Has any naval war vessel except Iranian been sunk?
        Haven’t you seen the videos released by Iran of US ships burning?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        “The Iraqi War was stupid and costly. It didn’t cost us access to the Persian Gulf and endanger the world economy.”

        Peace in our time, right Drake?

      • Drake

        I was on the first big war since Vietnam. It went too well so the neocons decided to keep on doing it.

      • juris imprudent

        Drake, you’ve got to remember that neo-cons were former proggies – failure would be no detriment to their beliefs.

    • (((Jarflax

      The rest of the world being rational is almost as unlikely as the statesmanship thing.

    • R C Dean

      I’m not sure what the point of keeping oil prices high is, when you can’t sell any oil.

      Well, I guess damaging the economies of the Satanic West is its own reward.

  7. DEG

    Energy Secretary Chris Wright opposed a blanket ban Wednesday, warning that it could ultimately reduce domestic refining.

    “The blunt tool of banning diesel exports definitely doesn’t work because the U.S. exports a lot of diesel,” Wright said.

    Wright said refiners unable to export excess diesel could be forced to cut production, putting upward pressure on gasoline and jet fuel prices.

    Wright separately suggested that changes in where U.S. diesel is shipped were more likely.

    Sanity. He’ll be ignored.

    • Ownbestenemy

      If we have an abundance of diesel as the producers say they do, then why are the prices so high (ignoring our own retarded regulations that is and that it isn’t a true free market operating on basic economics)

      • DEG

        It’s a global market. Supply is constrained elsewhere due to the war.

      • DrOtto

        Due to war and lack of refining capacity due to the climate boogy man.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I believe the “ultra-low” sulfur restrictions add to the problem. Makes refining more complex/difficult and makes some of the abundance exist in fuel that can’t be used here.

    • Drake

      Don’t we import Canadian oil and sell it back as diesel?

      If we stopped selling them diesel, wouldn’t they stop selling us oil?

    • Pope Jimbo

      Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Ole said, “Panty stitcher; I sew the elastic onto cotton panties.”

      The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.

      Sven was asked his occupation. “Diesel fitter,” he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.

      When Ole found out, he was furious. He stormed back into the unemployment office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting twice his pay.

      The clerk explained that panty stitchers were unskilled labor and diesel fitters were skilled labor.

      “What skill?” yelled Ole. “I sew the elastic on, Sven pulls it over his head and says,

      …”Yep, diesel fitter.”

      • db

        I’ve heard that punchline with a different setup before. Fun joke

  8. Ownbestenemy

    That is quite the specific number you came up with.

    Climate scientists are warning that this year’s El Niño could be one unlike we’ve ever seen before. Expected to be super-strong, the climate phenomenon is likely to fuel drought in some areas, flooding in others, and as many as 451,000 weather-related deaths.

    They need to up their fear game if they want to be taken serious.

    • DEG

      Reading the article, that’s a world wide number.

      That’s a rookie number compared to US cardiovascular disease deaths.

      • juris imprudent

        Nigeria, Indonesia and Sudan are expected to have the most additional heat deaths, tens of thousands in each country, according to the report.

        Interesting selection of countries – I wonder what else might be common about them?

      • DEG

        I wonder what else might be common about them?

        Majority Islamic? Nigeria has lots of Christians but has actually has a slight (54% of the population I think) Muslim majority.

    • juris imprudent

      as many as is doing the real work there.

      • Ted S.

        So is “could”.

      • The Other Kevin

        451,000 will die WITH El Nino, not FROM El Nino.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        So much heavy lifting there will be GAINS from that sciencing!

      • Ted S.

        Gains of function?

    • The Other Kevin

      As is my custom, I’d like a list of their earlier predictions that turned out to be accurate.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Same as with any climate model. Before I agree that it has merit, you should have to start it at 1800 and have it accurately predict what did happen.

        If it doesn’t match what we know happened, maybe it isn’t going to do very well at predicting the future?

    • R C Dean

      Remember, “as many as” means the same thing as “no more than”.

    • rhywun

      Did I hear Pooh claiming the other day that China has no further designs in the South Pacific? I fell out of my chair from that whopper.

      • Bobarian LMD

        They’re done designing, now it’s just executing the plan.

    • juris imprudent

      The motion against him was withdrawn Sunday by Manasseh Maelanga, its instigator who was sacked as home affairs minister as more lawmakers crossed over to Wale’s coalition.

      PM with an unstable coalition? Who ever heard of such a thing?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Andy Burnham?

        Friedrich Merz?

      • juris imprudent

        Now, now, Merz’s coalition is in absolute lock-step, on one subject.

  9. PieInTheSky

    The Mechanical Reasoning test from Project Talent, the 1960 study that tested some 440,000 American high-school students, about 5% of everyone then in grades 9–12. Twenty questions about drawings of boats, gears, pulleys, levers and valves, reproduced as they were. Read each question, study the picture, and pick the answer. As in 1960, you have 11 minutes; you can skip and go back.

    https://taketest.xyz/mechanical-reasoning

    Goddamnit i rushed ot and only got 17. Had 4.5 min left

    • Rat on a train

      20 for 20. It reminds me of the mechanical portion of the ASVAB.

    • EvilSheldon

      18/20, which is profoundly disappointing.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      20 out of 20. I guess that degree was useful after all.

      • R.J.

        20 out of 20, 99.6%. I am on cold medicine and it slowed me up.

    • The Other Kevin

      18/20. I’m not as disappointed as Sheldon, I’m not getting that knowledge reinforce very often. I went through it pretty quickly and most of it was intuitive.

    • R C Dean

      18 of 20. I’m good with that, considering I have zero cycles in on these kind of things.

      • PieInTheSky

        first time I did something like this really 0 experience… still

    • PieInTheSky

      YOU BASTARDS THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME!!!!!!!

    • Pope Jimbo

      Given that I tend to be mechanically declined, I am happy with my 15 out of 20.

    • Grummun

      Yay 20. Now I feel validated, and I can fuck off the rest of the day.

      • Grummun

        Although I will say, I kind of guessed on the boat question, and I’m not positive my reasoning for the answer I picked is correct.

      • R.J.

        The greater the surface area of the boat touching the water, the more drag it has. Hence hydrofoils.

      • rhywun

        I stopped at around 10. That was the boat with some tiny gear/gizmo at water level that was completely impossible for me to guess what it was doing.

    • db

      I took their mental rotations test the other day and finished it in record time, but I was really dizzy afterward

  10. juris imprudent

    Trump’s new anti-cartel policy: we’re gonna lawyer ’em out of existence!

    Here I thought maybe he’d realistically attack the intractable issue of demand instead of once again chasing after supply.

    • Ted S.

      Sic the Karens on them.

      Solves a lot of problems.

    • Rat on a train

      Drop lawyers into cartel territory without parachutes?

    • Homple

      Serious question: How would Trump or anybody “realistically attack the intractable issue of demand”?

      • EvilSheldon

        Build a society that normal people don’t constantly want to escape from?

        I have some ideas on how to make that happen, too…

      • juris imprudent

        That’s the absurdity about all of our drug policy, nothing really unique to Trump.

        They could of course look at how smoking was handled which was far more cultural than carceral.

      • Beau Knott

        Homple — fully legalize the use, manufacture, and sale of drugs. All drugs. No ‘schedules’, minimal prescription requirement, if any. The cartels will be gone, or so radically transformed as to make no difference, in under 18 months.

        “But people will die!” Everyone dies.
        “But, but, but people will do things they shouldn’t.” Like they aren’t already?
        Okay, probably not ‘realistic’ but it’s the only real solution.

      • kinnath

        There are two solutions to the drug problem: 1) absolute tolerance — legalize everything; 2) absolute intolerance — authorize the police to execute everyone in possession of any amount on the spot. Of course, people will still use under solution (2), but they get eliminated eventually.

      • juris imprudent

        absolute tolerance — legalize everything

        And watch people die!

        Which is true, it will be just as bad as it is now, possibly even a little worse. Though not as bad as option 2.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Beau:

        I am sympathetic to total legalization. My reluctance to wholeheartedly endorse this solution in real life is the examples that we have now of the junkies infesting big cities. LA and San Fran have decriminalized drug use for the most part and have hordes of homeless junkies infesting the streets. That is a problem that needs to be solved.

        I’d be OK with locking anyone under the influence out in public (for some reasonable amount of time). You want to do drugs? Fine, but you better have somewhere private to crash.

      • EvilSheldon

        The cartels will be gone, or so radically transformed as to make no difference, in under 18 months.

        The idea that the cartels will be ‘gone’ under total legalization is one that needs further examination. The cartels aren’t stupid or particularly hidebound – they have been diversifying into other rackets and businesses for decades now. Think other kinds of smuggling, prostitution, counterfeit medications, waste disposal, various types of electronic crime…the list goes on. The window for shutting down the south American cartel model by cutting off their dope profits, closed back in the late 80’s.

        None of that is to say that legalization isn’t a good idea in its own right…

      • EvilSheldon

        I’d be OK with locking anyone under the influence out in public (for some reasonable amount of time). You want to do drugs? Fine, but you better have somewhere private to crash.

        I don’t have any libertarian objections to tweaking the laws in favor of people who can behave like responsible adults.

        At some point in/around the 40’s or 50’s, we got away from vagrancy laws and work camps, and I don’t think that it’s been to our benefit.

      • Beau Knott

        Jimbo, I agree with you. Enforce the laws against vagrancy, et. al., including those against ‘public intoxication.
        Everything’s connected, you can’t just pull out one thing and leave the rest ‘as is’.
        But the only solution to “the demand problem” is supply. Just as with all else.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Isn’t pot legal in Cali, but the cartels are still in the pot business because their weed is cheaper than the legal stuff (because of taxes)?

        I doubt that cartels won’t find some other business venture once drugs went away.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Legalization.

        Oh wait, you said realistically.

        Have Nancy Melania lecture school kids?

      • Unreconstructed

        @Beau Knott I came here to make the same point. There are already laws against being intoxicated in public, and most of them are of the “lock ’em up ’til they sober up, write ’em a ticket” sort of thing. And the citations are generally small, so the worst case scenario for the bums would be a few days in jail until they’re let out for time served. Kinda win-win, I’d say.

      • Common Tater

        Legalization will lead to less deaths because fentanyl can’t compete against heroin in a free market.

      • Pope Jimbo

        You will never convince people that once all drugs are legalized, you will start enforcing vagrancy laws so you don’t end up with the hordes of addicts shitting in the street.

        Start enforcing the vagrancy laws now. Clean up the streets.

        Then you can talk the normies into legalizing drugs.

      • Threedoor

        Homple, restrict Narcan.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Say what you will about Iranians, their beards are top notch.

      • rhywun

        Or else?

    • juris imprudent

      A report out of Jerusalem is almost as reliable as a report out of Tehran.

      • Ted S.

        If you scrolled down, you might notice a section with the header “IRGC confirms Zarifi’s death”.

      • juris imprudent

        You know about Mr. Dean’s razor – who is telling me this and why do they want me to believe it?

        Why would any of us care about the death of any Iranian general? Why would the IRGC want us to know?

    • R C Dean

      Interesting. Nobody is saying who the group that IRGC attacked, and which killed a Brigadier General, actually was.

      I’m curious why a Brigadier General is participating in an attack on a five man cell, myself.

      • juris imprudent

        How do you say “what difference does it make at this point” in Farsi?

    • The Last American Hero

      Is this like the No 2 Al Queda guy who gets offed every couple of months?

    • R C Dean

      👍👍

  11. Common Tater

    ”

    President Trump apparently didn’t get the memo … CNN and POLITICO say their reporters are still being denied access to the White House despite a judge ordering the administration to restore access.

    As you know, the judge threw his support behind CNN, POLITICO and MS NOW by ruling Thursday that their journalists should immediately have their press credentials returned so they could enter the White House and cover the commander-in-chief.

    The ruling came in early Thursday, but when CNN and POLITICO reporters showed up to the White House to do their jobs, they reportedly were turned away.”

    https://www.tmz.com/2026/09/24/cnn-and-politico-still-barred-from-entering-white-house/

    • Nephilium

      Good.

    • R C Dean

      Apparently, there are a couple of cases out there that (can be read to?) say that, yes, the President can control who can come to White House press events, but he can’t bar somebody for the “wrong reasons”, namely, because they are too mean to him.

      So Trump, of course, had to go yap on the socials about how he was barring those organizations because they are too mean to him.

      The great thing about this interpretation of the law is that you can bar anyone as long as you lie about why.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        You are describing a Prog wet dream.

    • RAHeinlein

      I’m shocked – when the J6 pardons came down everyone was released immediately…

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Just another day in the magic kingdom.

    • Common Tater

      We have fake lynchings, fake lesbians, and now fake sand niggers.

      Is anything real?

  13. The Late P Brooks

    As you know, the judge threw his support behind CNN, POLITICO and MS NOW by ruling

    I realize this is how most people see the world, but there is always some miniscule chance the judge merely found the legal arguments of one side more compelling than that of the other, while doing his best to conceal his loathing for everyone concerned.

    • juris imprudent

      Caught a clip on FB about David Axelrod representing CNN in a defamation case (that CNN lost) and that was pretty much the attitude of the judge – both counsels were admonished.

    • R C Dean

      Considering this is the same judge who sent Talarico to jail for 20 years for, err, not being at the J6 mostly peaceful protest, I’m not willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

      • juris imprudent

        Assume you mean Tarrio, not Talarico. But damn I like the way that reads.

  14. Common Tater

    “Former Sen. Kyrsten Sinema’s ex-bodyguard turned lover allegedly trashed her Arizona home while she was out of town — causing more than $200,000 in damage as he tossed dozens of valuable paintings into her pool.

    Sinema (I-Ariz.) accused her “former boyfriend” Matthew Ammel of launching his destructive rampage through her Cave Creek home on Aug. 30, according to KPNX.

    Ammel, 39, allegedly threatened to destroy the former senator’s artwork every 10 minutes if she didn’t concede to his demands and make a post to X, the outlet reported, citing court documents.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/09/24/us-news/kyrsten-sinemas-ex-bodyguard-in-homewrecker-case-trashes-her-arizona-home-causes-200k-in-damage/

    CWAA

    • Common Tater

      “An initial court appearance was held for Ammel’s felony charge, but the suspect never physically stood before a judge because he was allegedly fighting in the hallway.”

      Is there life on Mars?

    • EvilSheldon

      Does this feel like an elaborate insurance scam to anyone else? ‘Oh boo hoo, my valuable $200k paintings got thrown into the pool by my unhinged broke-ass (subornation-proof) ex-boyfriend!’

      • R C Dean

        I dunno. Getting in a fight in the hallway during your arraignment seems like the kind of poor impulse control that would be consistent with throwing stuff in the pool until your ex *checks notes* tweets on X.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Criminals doing something stupid? Color me bad shocked.

    • Threedoor

      Hunter will have to make some more paintings.

    • Common Tater

      Not seeing a map?

      • DEG

        There is a map in the tweet.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Was Tater hoping for a pic of a Minor Attracted Person, but was disappointed by some drawing of a state?

      • Common Tater

        The image probably isn’t loading.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I like Jimbo’s answer.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Tater is gonna shit himself when that image finally loads and it is Chris Hanson.

    • slumbrew

      10/10

      No notes.

  15. Suthenboy

    Morning all. I haven’t had much time on my hands lately. The same is true today. Much gardening today.
    Trying to keep up with three kids and old man type doc visits.

    From the links: The moral depravity, power mongering and corruption of the left knows no bounds.
    The right is mostly made up of squishes. So, another day that ends in Y.

    • Beau Knott

      They say the good thing about age/retirement is you get to travel more. They don’t tell you that most of that travel is to doctor appointments.

    • Bobarian LMD

      The moral depravity, power mongering and corruption of the right hasn’t ever reached their bounds, so their existence is only theoretical at this point…

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Zeron’s storm troopers didn’t take Netanyahu directly to jail when he got off the plane?
    Sad.

    • Rat on a train

      Waiting for him to meet up with Trump so they can get both at once?

      • R C Dean

        I’d love to see that, with the NYPD SWAT team and the Secret Service both reinforcing and escalating during a firefight that ends with AC-130 gunships hosing down lower Manhattan.

      • juris imprudent

        Sounds like this will end up requiring the services of Snake Plisken.

      • Sensei

        As long as it stays over by the UN I’m OK with that.

      • Bobarian LMD

        That’s how we’ll eventually end up with Kurt Russell being the US Ambassador to the Lower Manhattan Independent Enclave.

  17. Common Tater

    ““The investigation into Tyler Robinson revealed that he was living with a man, his lover, who is a gender-confused [individual] and was going by the pronouns of ‘she/her.’ Tyler himself was involved in transgender, furry culture — a bizarre subset of transgenderism where people are sexually attracted and frequently dress up as animals,” he said….

    “What’s more concerning is that this [mentally unwell] furry community touts the fact that many — listen to this — that many airline pilots, flight attendants and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. Lord help us,” he said.

    “It’s terrifying when you think about this. When you walk on to a commercial flight, it’s possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal. You can’t make this up.””

    https://nypost.com/2026/09/24/us-news/sen-tommy-tuberville-claims-many-airline-pilots-air-traffic-controllers-part-of-the-furry-community/

    This is like listening to a Democrat talk about guns.

    • The Last American Hero

      Hello everyone, I’d like to welcome you all on behalf of Delta Airlines. Your pilot today is Jim Smith, call sign Cummiebear and your co-pilot is Jane Jones, call sign Fuzzyrump. We hope you have a wonderful flight.

      /actual introduction when I flew last month.

    • EvilSheldon

      Your pilot also could have a deranged fetish of wearing leather harnesses and getting his ass paddled. How would this affect his ability to perform his job? Other than the bruises making it uncomfortable to sit for long periods?

    • R C Dean

      My favorite part of all that is that apparently there are people who think masks protect against long COVID.

      • Bobarian LMD

        If you die of pneumonia, you don’t have to worry about long COVID.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Jackpot

    Just five days later, 25-year-old Naomi Greer-Wilkinson boarded the ride with her siblings. She also collapsed shortly after the ride ended and was taken to a hospital, where she was found to have massive brain bleeding inside the skull that required emergency brain surgery. She remains in a vegetative state in the hospital, unable to speak or move and dependent on a ventilator. Her family filed the lawsuit on her behalf.

    Their attorney, Gary Dordick, said the firm has been retained by more than 100 clients who suffered brain injuries after riding the X2 roller coaster within the past two years.

    Make everyone take a brain scan first.

    • Pope Jimbo

      She remains in a vegetative state in the hospital, unable to speak or move and dependent on a ventilator

      Democrats give out thousands of free tickets to ride the X2.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Uffda. I meant to add “as part of their voter outreach program”

    • R C Dean

      massive brain bleeding inside the skull

      Glad they clarified that. Massive brain bleeding outside the skull would be worse, I suppose.

      • Ted S.

        Trepanning for the win!

    • Pope Jimbo

      They didn’t even mention Hanukkah Ken. Rumor is that they are doing a bris business in those dolls.

      • Gdragon

        I heard that Hanukkah Ken might secretly have a thing for Shiksa Skipper.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I hate sitting next to some jerk on the plane.

      I wonder if it was his actions that put her off? Or was he one of those extroverts that insisted on starting a conversation?

      Also, I’d be disappointed if she didn’t deplane while saying “see ya later masturbator”.

      • EvilSheldon

        ‘Self-described’ is right.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Sensei:

        Why won’t you leave Her alone! She was totes cleared … of sexual harassment. But everything that the police chief alleged was true.

        Kassim’s letter said the investigation substantiated claims that Her:

        * “engaged in offensive and inappropriate behavior with City employees”
        *“created and shared offensive material”
        *“created an uncomfortable work environment for City employees”

         

        However, the investigation did not substantiate claims that Her:

        *“engaged in sexual harassment of any City employee”
        *“sent inappropriate text messages to City employees, other than with two employees”
        *“made sexual noises while exercising at a City facility”
        *“retaliated against any City employee”

        Something is going on between Her and the police chief. It seems as if he decided to use the #MeToo rules to fire the first shot at her. The texts were pretty innocuous. Some stupid shit about weiners.

        In a sane world, people would realize how stupid these #MeToo rules are and everyone would back off. In the world we live in, the stupid rules will once again be used at the next GOP pol who says something stupid. She is only getting off because she has enough Intersectional Points to skate.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Be better, reporter. Nobody forced her to stand, she had plenty of other options.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        So, she should have faced it head on?

  19. juris imprudent

    Stupid knows no bounds.

    Paddystinianism (worth remembering, that was a term invented by “Paddystinians” themselves, not a term of abuse) is not a set of political beliefs. It is an identity. It cannot be reasoned with. It does not want to discuss, or debate, or persuade. What it wants to do, like all identities, is to express itself, endlessly, and at any cost.

    • DEG

      Barf

      • Threedoor

        The only bently ive seen close up was at the gas pumps being driven by a 20 something OF looking gal. The only reason i realized it was a bently was the wheel canters had a B. Otherwise it didn’t stand out. Kinda boring car.

  20. Common Tater

    “Several months ago, a man had to be rushed to the hospital after eating some wild honey brought back from the hills of Nepal.

    Within about 30 minutes, his heart rate had dropped dangerously low and his blood pressure had collapsed. He recovered, but the episode was terrifying for the whole family….

    These bees forage on rhododendron flowers that carry a natural toxin called grayanotoxin. As bees collect the nectar, the toxin ends up concentrated in the honey….

    Eat a teaspoonful and you might feel pleasantly warm and slightly light-headed. Eat more than a few tablespoons and your heart rate can drop to life-threatening levels.”

    https://www.dailymail.com/health/article-16152735/mad-honey-nepal-heart-risk.html

    At least it’s not a Tik Tok challenge.

    • Pope Jimbo

      :looks suspiciously at Fourscore:

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        If its from Nepal, Tundra is what should be under investigation.

      • Gdragon

        I mean, if it is from Nepal there is someone here who has a relative in that area. An abominable relative.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I want Opium Bees!

    • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

      I knew rhodie leaves were poisonous, especially the great laurel, but not the effect on humans. Sounds like an overdose of digitalis (purple foxglove).

  21. Pope Jimbo

    No video to go along with this local traffic accident, but there is an amusing pic.

    The only detail is “Subaru Forester”. Bets on the demographics of the driver?

    • Common Tater

      Can’t see if it has any stickers.

      • bacon-magic

        Coexist, rainbow flag and 11.3 k stickers. Oh and “I heart my furbaby”.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        An I brake for Open Trenches sticker?

      • Ted S.

        What’s 11.3 k?

        A internet search didn’t yield anything relevant.

      • Common Tater

        11,300

      • bacon-magic

        11.3 K is just an example of a marathon sticker fit/slightly unfit people put on their cars to lord it over us unfits.

      • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

        11.3 kilometers. Half-marathon.

      • Threedoor

        You know they are gay because they use kilometers.

  22. Pope Jimbo

    Square this circle.

    Smoking/vaping strictly prohibited in THE U of M dorms. Smudging in dorms totes cool.

    Throughout the summer, several faculty members worked together to update the residential smudging guidelines for the University’s residence halls, aiming to make the cultural practice more accessible for Indigenous residents.
     
    Smudging is a sacred practice in Indigenous culture used for various reasons depending on the person, such as the cleansing of energy, prayer, wellness and stress relief. The finite details of the practice and its meaning vary from culture to culture, but generally, the practice refers to the burning of sacred plants or herbs to purify or bless a space.
     
    Previously, students had to fill out and submit an online form detailing the specific date and time they planned to smudge at least two days in advance. Now, students just have to let the front desk know prior to engaging in the practice.
     
    The previous policy raised issues for students during more unpredictable scenarios such as needing to smudge during finals or unforeseen life events, such as the loss of a family member.

    • EvilSheldon

      When I moved into my condo, my neighbor’s mom (from Vietnam) invited herself over and burned a bunch of dried sage in every room.

      *shrug* I don’t believe in the supernatural, but I’m not above going along with the ritual, just in case I’m wrong.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Pascal’s Razor.

      • ron73440

        When I was a framing carpenter in Okinawa, they would have ceremonies before they moved in where a Shinto priest would walk through the house with incense.

        It must have worked because we never heard of any of the houses we built being terrorized by demons.

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        I have tiger repelling rocks for sale. Reasonable prices.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    The Lowering Commuting Costs Act would create a federal income tax deduction totaling more than $4,080 a year or $340 a month, for personal commuting expenses, including the cost of gas, public transit and tolls.

    Does that include congestion charges? That would make perfect sense.

    • Threedoor

      Or hear me out, dissolve the federal DOT and get rid of the federal
      Fuel tax.

      Let states compete with their fuel tax rates.

  24. Common Tater

    “In its push to subordinate women, the American right is embracing raunch

    Raunch, vulgarity, a boorish entitlement to women’s sexual service, and the aesthetics – and, indeed, the business – of pornography are being embraced by the right…

    After all, the transformation of the Republican party from a Christian culture that prioritized sexual prohibition to a pornified culture that celebrates sexual force has been a stylistic change, not a policy change: Republican politicians are still voting to make casual, premarital, non-procreative sex as dangerous, expensive, and risky as they can possibly make it – at least for women. If the left’s celebration of porn as a free speech issue always somewhat undermined their supposed commitment to women’s equality, the right’s onetime finger-wagging at pornography’s glorification of women’s sexual humiliation always clashed with the reality that the Christian right shared the same message and goal. Sexual prohibition and sexual force, after all, are just two different styles of what is ultimately a single project: the use of sex to subordinate women. At least now we can stop pretending that they’re not the same thing.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/sep/24/women-conservatives-male-domination

    So which is it?

    • Michael Malaise

      They just like ladies in the streets and freaks in the sheets.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Take that, haters

    Chinese electric vehicles’ ultrafast charging is only getting faster.

    On Wednesday, Geely Auto unveiled technology that can charge an electric vehicle battery from 10% to 70% in just 4.5 minutes, a leap analysts called a significant development for the Chinese auto group.

    Geely is joining the ranks of BYD, which last year overtook Tesla as the world’s biggest EV maker, as well as CATL, the world’s largest EV battery maker, both of which this year rolled out around 5-minute EV ultrafast charging.

    By comparison, some of the fastest-charging EVs available in the U.S. currently can take roughly 20 minutes, analysts said.

    Faster than you can pump a tank of fuel into your Ram pickup.

    • Sensei

      I really want to know how that charge rate impacts battery longevity.

      Mind you IMHO for 60% or more of EV drivers this charge rate thing is blown out of proportion to knock EVs.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    If the left’s celebration of porn as a free speech issue always somewhat undermined their supposed commitment to women’s equality

    What could be a better illustration of equality and sexual liberation than a single empowered woman’s sexual desires being satisfied by two or three or a dozen men at once?

    • Sensei

      With the ability to change if it was consensual or not at any time she chooses.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    I really want to know how that charge rate impacts battery longevity.

    It only takes five minutes to charge, but you have to wait an hour for the battery to cool off enough to get back in the car.