Saturday Morning Links of Uncertainty

by | Sep 12, 2026 | Daily Links | 129 comments

I will confess to being unsure of the future in a relatively profound way. Will I leave the Gulch? Will I do something a bit more permanent with Prime? Will I make another career change? Many balls are in the air, but mine are hanging in their usual spot.

But at least birthdays have some certainty, and today’s include a guy who lived by a simple maxim; my personal hero and the godfather of us all; the first in a long line of dishonest shitheads; the guy who showed Hitler who was the Faster Race; a guy who, despite what one might think, was not a bot; a guy who was the most punchable face in DC for many years; the best rabbi ever; a pretty decent drummer; and of course, Prime Cancel.

One other note: for my traditional first night of Rosh Hashana treat, I harvested some apples off the tree in my back yard and dipped slices into honey from Fourscore. A perfect Glibertarian celebration, though minus Messicans and ass-sex.

It may be a new year, but Links have a ring of familiarity- just more and more bullshit.

Put your hand on your wallet, this ain’t gonna be pretty.

“See, what we’re gonna do is refine unicorn shit and extract the gold. Win-win!”

I’m sure the Left will be massively protesting this ethnic cleansing and genocide. Right? RIGHT?

The knives are out. Don’t piss off the AWFLs.

College is doing its job.

On-brand. A union tradition.

I often wonder if there’s anyone left in Somalia or whether we have succeeded in importing their entire population.

See, this is sooo much better than that icky USAID stuff. Your tax dollars at work.

Ta-ta! I’m sure there was nothing here involving graft or non-payment thereof.

Their propaganda is horrible! Schools need to use OUR propaganda!

This is one of those indie songs from a decade ago that you just couldn’t escape. Jade’s Manic Pixie thing was more than a bit annoying, but still, it was a good song. And so certain… oh wait, she dumped the band a few years later.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

129 Comments

  1. Beau Knott

    Good morning all!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Beau! (And Drake, EvilS, and RCD.) How are you feeling today?

      • Beau Knott

        Continuing to improve, thanks! Still catching up on sleep, but that’s not a bother 😉 Everything seems to be healing up okay, and the pain is amazingly minimal — barely requires Tylenol.

      • Gender Traitor

        😃👍

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Glad you are doing better. I was late to seeing the action you went through, and am very happy you are OK.

      • Beau Knott

        Thank you.
        It helped that my youngest brother had the same thing happen and “it was no big deal.”

      • Threedoor

        How far out from surgery is your brother? It’s good to hear he’s well too.

  2. Drake

    Any “allegations” of the holdout juror murdering 3 kids?

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Then he would be OK in their book.

      • Gender Traitor

        No! No! Only women are allowed to do that! Now, if he were to identify as a woman…

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        “A black trans person AND he killed his kids? Where do I send the money?”

  3. EvilSheldon

    Good morning!

    Everything is awful!

    But I have perfectly scrambled eggs, french press coffee, and I’m meeting a friend at the range in a couple hours, so I think I’ll manage. Probably everybody else will too.

    • Threedoor

      French press.
      The only way to fly.

  4. R C Dean

    A perfect Glibertarian celebration, though minus Messicans and ass-sex.

    Prime had a headache?

    • Old Man With Candy

      I may be well endowed, but she’s 100 miles away and that’s a bit of a stretch.

      • Tres Cool

        “They say that horses are hung like me”

      • DrOtto

        Milton Berle probably

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Well, 100 miles is a bit less than 40 years, so you could wander over.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Oy! Who are the Wolverines + Zebras playing today?

      • Oy the Billy-Bumbler

        Morning GT.
        Michigan gets #11 Oklahoma Sooners at The Big House.
        Noon kickoff if you want to tune in 😁.

      • Gender Traitor

        Nah, I’ll hold out until the #1 Buckeyes play #3 or #4 (depending on which poll you use) Texas this evening so I can trash talk text with my high school BFF, who moved to TX right after graduation.

      • Tres Cool

        H is for Houston
        A is for Austin
        T is for Texas- the state my heart got lost in

    • Fourscore

      “Could be deported”

      Should be relocated to NY and take her bag o’tricks with her.

      • Chafed

        Why do you hate Glib HQ?

    • DEG

      I’ll believe she gets deported when I see it.

    • Threedoor

      Should have happened 15 years ago or more.

  5. R C Dean

    On-brand. A union tradition.

    When I worked for a law firm that represented coal companies, and later worked in Madison, I learned that most people have no idea how much violence is routinely used by unions.

    • Fourscore

      Teachers/schools/classrooms

      Violence takes many forms, some more subtle than others

    • rhywun

      Those types have a massive grift going – and being radical leftists it is not at all surprising they will resort to violence to defend it.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      I used to boss Teamsters. I am under no illusion about that.

    • Chafed

      I thought union violence, among members, was largely a relic of the past. Apparently not.

      • The Last American Hero

        How far in the past? Because in the 80’s the independent truckers were getting bricks thrown at them by the Teamsters.

  6. Fourscore

    Decisions, OM. Tough to make but the plan will come together.

  7. R C Dean

    The knives are out. Don’t piss off the AWFLs.

    I’m surprised he hasn’t been fully doxxed yet. As with any man who defies the longhouse, they want him cast out*, if not dead.

    *Supposedly, he is being evicted from his apartment. So they have that going for them.

    • Old Man With Candy

      He’s been doxxed. And will likely get offed by a leftist who will then be thoroughly defended by Good Progressives.

      • R C Dean

        I haven’t seen his name. I know at least one news organization knows, and at least as of yesterday they seem to have adopted the strategy of drip-leaking details in the hope that someone else breaks the glass and publishes his name.

      • (((Jarflax

        The fact that this has become the cause celebre is almost enough to convince me the Christians are right about Satan and demons being at work in our world. A woman who brutally and systematically murdered her three babies is hailed as a heroine because she claims she suffered post partum depression to the point of psychosis. Even assuming, against all the evidence, that that is true, doesn’t heroism require that you OVERCOME your tribulation? Whatever the facts of her ‘test’ she failed it as catastrophically as any human has ever failed.

      • Gender Traitor

        “Victims” are the new heroes. 🙄

        Heroes are the new villains. 😒

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Not sure about the Satan and demon stuff but it does put the Salem witch trials in perspective. The urge to engage in performative group hysteria is strong in some women.

      • rhywun

        If there are demons they are absolutely hard at work breaking the brains of tens of millions of Americans – and it’s working.

      • EvilSheldon

        I wish it was as simple as demons. Then it wouldn’t be as complicated as, ‘We’ve allowed shitty people to build a shitty culture.’

      • Old Man With Candy

        I haven’t seen his name.

        Took me about 5 seconds to find it.

      • Threedoor

        Come on over Jar.

    • rhywun

      He has “a history of domestic violence allegations”. Why do you hate women?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        From legalized abortion to not rare abortion to child murder without consequence in only a little over fifty years. You’ve come a long way, baby.

      • DrOtto

        History of = one arrest and dismissal of said charges. He also has a restraining order connected to an incident he hasn’t been charged in that is possibly related to the first incident. Also, the media appears to be taking the landlord’s side in an eviction of a poor black man? Is it opposite day?

      • Fourscore

        Does Mrs Clancey not have a history of domestic violence?

        Opinions vary but I believe 3 dead children is pretty good proof.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Expecting intellectual consistency among nutbar leftists in the middle of a feeding frenzy is a fool’s errand Otto.

      • rhywun

        Is it opposite day?

        I think we have finally achieved the matriarchy that feminists have been dreaming of for decades. A lot of things aren’t going to make sense going forward.

      • DrOtto

        To paraphrase The Simpson’s, no more wars, they were all smotherings.

      • The Last American Hero

        A woman can’t truly be independent until she kills her own offspring. Then she has asserted full autonomy over her life.

        Do you even Cynthia Nixon, bruh?

      • Threedoor

        Natural and planned progression Stinky.

        Propaganda turns the enemy into non humans and it’s easy to get people to kill them.

        Kids are non productive eaters. Strong independent women are the tax cattle the state wants to farm.

    • rhywun

      Hasn’t he been more or less unpersoned?

      Nobody is going to listen to him.

      • Drake

        Sure. He had the nerve to say that the Iran War was a bad idea.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The Saudis were recklessly stupid to step up the conflict again and we were recklessly stupid to greenlight it but now we’re going to reap what was sown. The pipeline we were stupidly reliant on is gone now and the plucky Houthis who, like it or not, are actually good soldiers are making a run and there’s not too much the Saudis can do about it. What a disaster.

      • Drake

        The neocons kept saying how that pipeline was the solution to the problems in the strait. As if a pipeline is harder to take out than a ship.

        Easier to repair than a ship, but that’s the only advantage.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        So easy to destroy that repairing it under the current circumstances is a waste of time.

      • Threedoor

        The Houthis are tenacious.

        Not sure about being good soldiers.

        Watching combat footage from Yemen is embarrassing on both sides. The Saudis and the Houthis fighting is like watching the keystone cops.

      • dbleagle

        Anybody who thought an oil pipeline was a reasonable, and defendable, long-term solution never spent time in, or read the news about, Iraq. Even the half assed and poorly trained “anti-Iraqi forces” in 2003-2004 were constantly destroying the pipelines. In the Salah-ad-Din province it was not unusual to see 2-4 burning at once.

        The better trained and armed Huthis would have no problems once they received their orders from Iran.

    • Threedoor

      An Idaho libertarian party guy I casually know went on ad nausium for years about the plight of the Houthis, posting pictures of starving children and other BS like the left does of supposed ‘Palestinian’ kids killed in an Israeli airstrike. It’s so tiring with the bleeding heart pacifist want to bees. I told him that we as Christians should not be bothered when the enemies of humanity killed each other off. He didn’t talk to me for about four months after that. I should give him a call now that I don’t have FB.

  8. rhywun

    When asked where the money would come from, Lutnick cited the Trump Platinum Card — which is not launched yet

    JFC. They are just pranking us at this point.

    • Chafed

      I took it as a loyalty test. The Donald said something stupid. It’s a test of your loyalty to find a way to defend it.

  9. rhywun

    I’m sure the Left will be massively protesting this ethnic cleansing and genocide. Right? RIGHT?

    Guardian;DR but I see the hint below the headline that it’s all Donald’s fault so that is probably the gist of the whole article.

  10. rhywun

    Your tax dollars at work.

    “to counter Huawei’s infrastructure expansion across the continent”

    🙄 I have a feeling that it’s gonna take a lot more than $100MM to beat the CCP at this game.

  11. Sensei

    This morning in “use what works”.

    I needed a few magazines for my Colt Match Target .22lr. They don’t make them any more a vintage mags cost around $200 each. I have some 30 year old Triple K mags which suck and frequently misfeed. People want big money for them too as they aren’t made anymore either.

    Enter Beretta. They stole used almost identical mag for their bizarre Star War’s themed design Neos. You add a reproduction base plate and voila! Still pricey at around $60 a mag complete and I’m going to have to beat them when I use them for my CCW class.

    https://www.glibertarians.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/IMG_0226.jpeg

      • Sensei

        Yeah, it’s bizarre. There are three series of Woodsman and one series uses a different magazine catch. That one needs you to modify a slot in the mag.

        My third series needs no mod other than the new base plate.

      • EvilSheldon

        I love .22LRs, especially classic ones, but there’s no denying that they can be fiddly pains in the ass.

    • Drake

      Bringing a .22 target pistol to CCW class – very funny. I was tempted to bring my S&W 22a, but decided a against it.

      • Sean

        My 22a is finicky. 😕

      • Sensei

        Fuck NJ. May as well use their rules against them.

        You still have to go out to 25 yards for the requirements. For “civilian” carry that’s ridiculous. If I engage at the range unless I’m stopping a shooter at an In and Out I’m behind bars.

      • R C Dean

        I wonder how many cops could pass a 25 yard shooting test.

      • Tres Cool

        Shitty weather today so I may go shoot my Glock 22LR. Its the classic 44V.
        Fun and cheap.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Use your concealed weapon to defend yourself at anywhere close to that distance and you’ll need a hell of a defense lawyer.

      • Sensei

        Sorry the original CCARE was 25 yards. New one is down to 15 max.

      • Drake

        .22a finicky? I don’t think I’ve ever had a failure. It was recalled and they fixed something shortly after I purchased it. Something to do with headspace.

      • EvilSheldon

        I can think of a couple cases, right off the top of my head, where someone had to use a pistol in self defense at 25+ yards. Don’t assume it can’t happen, or that it’s an automatic trip to prison. Legal self defense is a lot more complicated than that.

        Plus, 25-yard Bill Drills are a great test of general shooting skill! I may shoot a few today.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Sure ES but I was being tongue in cheek. The guy who whipped out his suppressed FN not too long ago comes to mind.

      • Threedoor

        When I ever get around to doing the Idaho enhanced class I’m taking my MKIII

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Very nice, Sensai. I have a few .22s with pricy and rare magazines, and know what you do to make them work.

    • Threedoor

      That is cool.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Top shelf journalisming

    A week into fall semester at Utah Valley University in Orem, Utah, the campus’s grassy, terraced courtyard bakes under the heat of full late August sunlight. The sound of trickling water from a fountain that meanders through the space beckons students to stop, chat and unwind. But Collin Grannis, who graduated over the summer, said the space hasn’t had much activity since Charlie Kirk was assassinated there last year.

    “It used to be very lively. People doing homework, people taking their food to eat outside, people to hang out. I remember people taking naps on the grass, like right in that area,” Grannis recalled. “And it’s been fully cleared out because people have that association with it.”

    The quiet of the courtyard belies the violence that took place in it a year ago, and the deepened social rupture that followed. The hard-right activist was killed in front of an audience of thousands while he was debating a student with progressive political views. The co-founder and then-leader of Turning Point USA, Kirk was arguably the most influential conservative youth movement leader in a generation – and his death set off an unprecedented frenzy of intimidation, harassment and threats that seemingly reached into every corner of the country.

    Plow it up and salt the earth. Turn it into a tire dump. Anything but a shrine to the memory of a hard right hater who stoked division and hatred by getting himself murdered.

    • rhywun

      his death set off an unprecedented frenzy of intimidation, harassment and threats that seemingly reached into every corner of the country

      JFC.

      Oh… NPR. Of course.

    • R C Dean

      The hard-right activist

      JFC.

      Oh… NPR. Of course.

      • Threedoor

        The media will call him anything but what he was.

        A Christian apologist.

  13. creech

    Wonder how those 30% supporting violence against campus speakers will react when (((Hillel))) beats up a pro-Palestinian speaker?

    • Chafed

      That’s different. Duh.

      /their argument

      • DEG

        That’s different. Duh.

        /their argument

        No, no, no. That’s not right. The right response is:

        THAT’S DIFFERENT!!1!1!1!!!!!11!1

  14. The Late P Brooks

    As the country has seen an accelerated erosion of political norms over the last decade, violence and personal attacks have become a persistent dynamic. A wide array of civic actors – from elected officials and judges, to teachers and librarians – have found themselves at the receiving end of abuse and intimidation over political differences and culture war rifts. Despite this, everyday Americans could largely avoid the mob’s ire as long as they weren’t singled out by high-profile social media accounts like LibsOfTikTok. But Kirk’s death changed this, according to several security experts who help prevent and mitigate online abuse.

    We all know who the real victims are.

    • Threedoor

      Teachers and librarians are like the media.

      You don’t hate them enough.

  15. Common Tater

    “The NBC10 Boston Investigators are uncovering new details about the lone holdout juror from the Lindsay Clancy murder trial.”

    Because having an opinion when the state ordered him to have an opinion is a crime.

    • rhywun

      Sure, when it’s the wrong opinion.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Inevitably, discussions around doxing will land on subjective questions about when, or whether, the practice is acceptable or necessary. For Dillavou and Green, doxing is different from unmasking someone to hold them accountable for harmful behavior. The latter, they say, also promotes safety by alerting members of the broader community to a potentially dangerous person.

    “It’s the same as like a sex offender registry, in my mind,” Dillavou said, noting that she does not struggle much with the question of whether it’s ethical for antifascists, for example, to dox members of white nationalist groups. “What their membership in that [white nationalist] group suggests is that they believe that some people should be harmed on the basis of their skin color or on the basis of their political beliefs.”

    It’s a tool for exposing bad people. As long as it is used to expose only the the people we deem bad, it’s perfectly acceptable. We all want to know who among is is bad.

    • rhywun

      The logic is impeccable.

    • R C Dean

      doxing is different from unmasking someone to hold them accountable for harmful behavior.

      Isn’t that pretty much the definition of doxxing?

    • R C Dean

      “What their membership in that . . . group suggests is that they believe that some people should be harmed . . . on the basis of their political beliefs.”

      Unlike, say members of antifa.

  17. Common Tater

    “An obsessed madman drove over 1,000 miles in hopes of tying the knot with OnlyFans star Sophie Rain when the brunette beauty made her runway debut at Miami Swim Week this spring — and then tried to grab her when she rebuffed him.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/09/12/lifestyle/onlyfans-star-sophie-rains-fan-drove-over-1000-miles-in-hopes-of-marrying-her/

    Bill Maher told her to get security.

    How does he smoke weed and never exhale. smoke?

      • UnCivilServant

        If you own a car and have to go 1,000 miles, why hoof it?

        I mean, the Proclaimers were just starving artists, their ride was probably broken.

      • Gender Traitor

        “You have to own an expensive car, but it’s the principle – I want to know that you would walk all those miles!”/chick

      • The Last American Hero

        Speaking of broken cars, I have consumed 2 episodes of the new Grand Tour.

        It’s like watching a pretty good cover band. They sing the lines well, they play the solo note for note, they seem to enjoy playing the tunes – but it is not the actual band.

    • Threedoor

      She makes $45 mill a year and only has 20
      Acres? Needs to step up her game.

      Pie should send her ranch listings.

  18. Trigger Hippie

    “Civilians in the Middle East’s poorest country have found themselves victims of a global struggle for control over one of the most important shipping routes in the world”

    Poorest county in the Middle East, home to one of the most important shipping routes in the world. How does that work? I could venture a guess.

    • Threedoor

      Yemen has some pretty fascinating geography.

      If they wernt Iron Age savages they could be bringing in plenty in tourism dollars.

    • Gender Traitor

      “Ooh! He’s Italian and kinda cute! I wonder if he’s related to Luigi?” 🥰/prog chick

    • creech

      Again use of “allegedly” when 50,000 people were witness.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Mad King Donald doesn’t care about people

    U.S. President Donald Trump has dismissed warnings that AI could pose an existential threat to humanity, after a wave of insiders at frontier labs Anthropic and OpenAI stepped up public warnings of risks from the technology.

    When asked if he had concerns about AI leading to human extinction, Trump said, “No, I don’t have any.”

    The Malthusians should be eagerly rooting for the ruthless elimination of Earth’s biological infestation.

    • R C Dean

      I remain unclear on how a jumped-up chatbot is going to kill every human on the planet. But I guess that’s just me.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Yes, but some of the right kind of people/true stewards of Mother Gia might get swept up in the onslaught. The extermination needs to be more measured and thoughtful.

  20. DEG

    “We have a waitlist of more than 100,000 people who want to come,” Lutnick said. “That’s $500 billion dollars.”

    He also mentioned the investment the federal government made into Intel last year as another source of possible funds that Trump said generated more than $30 billion over the last several months.

    “Everybody knows we got just about 500 million shares, and the stock was $20, and now it’s $100, so we’re up $50 billion,” Lutnick stated.

    Why do I smell bullshit?

    • Tres Cool

      When I was stationed in Texas a buddy was from Guam. He used to have his family mail betel nut to him.
      It’s not as “psychoactive “ as they think it is.

    • Threedoor

      As dumb as the take that based on one malformed or damaged ear bone the Neanderthals also had children with downs or the crazy British prof that claimed that early humans killed cave bears by sacrificing themselves by hugging the bear and driving a spear into the bears belly.

      Anthropologists need to be drug tested.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Sophie Rain- is she the one with the giant flabby ass?

    • Threedoor

      They all seem to be.

      And at 21. Better save that cash because by 30 ain’t nobody paying to see that.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    I remain unclear on how a jumped-up chatbot is going to kill every human on the planet. But I guess that’s just me.

    It’s going to convince every person on the planet to off themselves like lemmings.

    Duh.

    • Threedoor

      Ever see the third terminator movie?

      Just like the robot took over all those cars and trucks with no self driving features.

  23. Common Tater

    “https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16125407/Lady-Gaga-signs-secretly-welcomed-baby-fianc-long-motherhood.htmlLady Gaga fans were shocked on Friday night to learn that the pop superstar and her fiancé, Michael Polansky, had welcomed their first child together.

    While few details about the baby are known, it was confirmed that the 40-year-old singer is a new mother when she was spotted cradling a newborn baby in photos obtained by Page Six. ”

    https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16125407/Lady-Gaga-signs-secretly-welcomed-baby-fianc-long-motherhood.html

    No word on whether he is the anti-Christ?

    • The Last American Hero

      It’s going to be so awesome when he grows up to be an actuary or bank manager.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    “Safety researchers are resigning, powerful AI models are breaking out of their labs, and companies are racing ahead anyway,” Trahan wrote in a post on X on Wednesday. “It’s past time for Congress to get off the sidelines and do its job.”

    Earlier this month, Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., and Rep. Greg Casar, D-Texas, introduced a bill called the Ban Artificial Superintelligence Act, which would temporarily pause advanced AI development until the federal government establishes safety rules.

    Magic words on paper will save us!

  25. The Late P Brooks

    It’s better than learning the wrong lesson

    Former President George W. Bush gave rare remarks on Wednesday as Americans mark 25 years since the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, saying that Americans “don’t pay attention to the lesson of 9/11.”

    More world nanny activist meddling will help.

    • Threedoor

      The lesson is it’s a religion of peace.

      That’s settled science.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    He visited and gave a speech at Ground Zero, the site of the World Trade Center, on Sept. 14, 2001 — standing amid the wreckage with first responders. He said Wednesday that helping the country returning to normal was his highest priority.

    Return to normal?

    You fucked that up about as badly as you possibly could have.

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