“Man is something that shall be overcome. Man is a rope, tied between beast and overman — a rope over an abyss. What is great in man is that he is a bridge and not an end.”
-German Freddy
We Need to Talk About Weaponized Pooping
Weaponized pooping, whether intentional or unintentional, has been happening in homes since the beginning of time.
In fact, one of my strongest childhood memories is sitting on the top of the staircase in my childhood home, impatiently waiting to leave for school while my father was in the bathroom. I would be completely ready, backpack on, increasingly frantic about the time, while he sat behind a closed door reading a science-fiction novel he probably bought used at the local bookstore.
“We have to go,” I would yell through the door, knocking feverishly.
“We’re going to be late.”
“Dad. We have to get to school.”
Meanwhile, years seemed to pass.
These baffled articles about men from women are always a delight. He hid in the bathroom because the rest of the people in the house wouldn’t give him a moment of peace. Don’t you think he would rather be in a nice den, feet up, reading in a place where his need to take a break would be understood and honored? But no, he has to read on the damn toilet. Instead we get yet another women whining about “emotional labor” and “domestic equity.”
She doesn’t want her husband to have any escape.
There are other portals out of family life, of course. The basement. The garage. The lawn. The gym. The headphones. But the bathroom may be the perfect one because the body provides the alibi.
And, if we really want to chop it up, do you think the amount of time he spends in the bathroom is more or less than the time she spends watching true crime TikTokers?
“Man will desire oblivion rather than not desire at all.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche, On the Genealogy of Morals
Greenfield Lesbian Bar Faces Backlash After Lifting Mask Mandate for One Night a Week
A Massachusetts lesbian bar in Greenfield faced community backlash after lifting its mask mandate for one night a week, with critics accusing owners of ableism and threatening boycotts. The decision sparked heated online debates, financial struggles, and accessibility controversies.
The Last Ditch Bar and Arts Venue in Greenfield, Massachusetts, ignited a firestorm after removing its mask requirement on Saturdays to boost business, drawing accusations of ableism and threats of violence from some patrons. The move, intended to alleviate financial strain, backfired as critics condemned it as a mass disabling event and a “eugenicist” policy, according to The Boston Globe.
Imagine how exhausting this must been for lesbians that just want to hang out with other lesbians and maybe pick up a nice girl. All these ticks have attached themselves to you: you must admit men in dresses, you must wear masks for the long COVID delusional,
And they ticks revel in violence:
The bar’s August announcement to make masks optional on Saturdays drew sharp criticism, with some users comparing the policy to a mass disabling event and accusing the owners of endangering immunocompromised patrons. One commenter wrote, I hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing my fellow immunocompromised people of their Saturday plans just to scrape extra revenue from ablists [sic], according to The Boston Globe. Another user stated, People like you kill disabled people in the name of your own leisure and convenience.
“Human history would be nothing but a record of stupidity save for the cunning contributions of the weak.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche, On the Genealogy of Morals
Can reality give me this gift, a Harris Presidency where she sucks up to terrorists? Oh, my, what a filing meal it would be.
Kamala Harris campaigns for Abdul El-Sayed at Detroit maternal health roundtable
Former Vice President Kamala Harris came to Detroit on Tuesday with a clear message about who she wants representing Michigan in the U.S. Senate.
“I’m here to support Dr. El-Sayed because, on this subject, I know he will be a champion, and I have a right to say that. I’ve been a United States senator on this issue,” Harris said.
I’ve missed her smug brain-fart word-salad.
“I say unto you: one must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star. I say unto you: you still have chaos in yourselves. Where is the lightning to lick you with its tongue? Where is the frenzy with which you should be inoculated? Behold. I give you the Ubermensch. He is this lightning. He is this frenzy.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra
“To those human beings who are of any concern to me I wish suffering, desolation, sickness, ill-treatment, indignities—I wish that they should not remain unfamiliar with profound self-contempt, the torture of self-mistrust, the wretchedness of the vanquished: I have no pity for them, because I wish them the only thing that can prove today whether one is worth anything or not—that one endures.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche, The Will to Power
“We are going to empower moms and babies not just to choose when, where, and with whom to have a child, but also to enrobe them with love and the services that they need, if and when they decide to have that child,” El-Sayed said.
I’m not sure I’d trust babies to choose to have a child at all, never mind when, where, and with whom.
Moms, OTOH, can abort right up to when the kid drops out of high school.
…And frequently do!
“…but also to enrobe them with love and the services that they need…” Enrobe?! What the fuck does any of that mean? To be “enrobed with love” sounds mighty rape-y, so I guess on point from that fuck. Enrobe.
The balls of Muslims speaking at Muslim events about their ’empowerment’ of women? Kinda mighty. And Harris being her good self and being there to lap it up. Wow. I’ll admit, cock gargling is about the only thing she’s demonstrably good at.
It’s very important for the higher-ups in the cult to love-bomb the new inductees, to further weaken their agency and make them more emotionally dependent on the cult.
Muslim female empowerment.
“And you can be a wife, and you can be a wife, and you can be a wife…”
*Inserts STEVE SMITH joke
Another magnificent orator, like The One. 🙄
Of course it did.
Dems have been pushing pregnant black women to abort for many decades. How empowering!
“The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what Fiction means.”
Harris is going to run again as counter-point to AOC. We will be in our utopian socialist nightmare stating in 2029
I’m going to have to get some body armor and gas masks for the entire family in the next two years aren’t I?
https://www.spartanarmorsystems.com/
buy
more
ammo
Never enough.
And never enough in loaded mags.
Reloading is your friend
I don’t care how many times the lesbian bed death bar story is posted.
I’ll open every one of the links and smile, maskless and proud I’m not one of those freaks nor do I know anyone like that.
The move, intended to alleviate financial strain
They were losing money because they were catering to a small minority during what should be one of their busiest days. But better they should go out of business than to offend a few insane people.
“Better they should go out of business”
Yes.
Well then where could the insane people go?
It reminds me of the cheap swing dancers back in the day who wouldn’t buy drinks, griped about a cover, and wondered why more bars didn’t have swing nights.
It reminds me of the cheap swing dancers back in the day who wouldn’t buy drinks, griped about a cover, and wondered why more bars didn’t have swing nights.
So it wasn’t just Boston swing dancers that were like that.
Definitely not. That was a thing here as well.
inorite?
It really is the story of the week – or month.
So much this, and more. To be a “queer” in good standing, you have to be a crazy batshit insane leftist radical now. I stopped hanging around any large concentrations of that crowd a couple decades ago when this stuff was just getting rolling and it is SO much worse now.
We have a neighbor, she’s 5’10” and about 260lbs. Shorter hair than mine. She also masks on the way to and from her mailbox while driving solo in her Prius. I do, if fact, know someone like that.
“with some users comparing the policy to a mass disabling event and accusing the owners of endangering immunocompromised patrons”
Yes, stay home in your bubble, and I’ll go out. We’ll both be much happier that way. But no. Forcing others to bend to your will, for reasons only of blind faith, is the only way forward in your deranged religion.
This, along with hotlines to alert authorities to the unmasked? Great demonstration of people who’d proudly turn in Jews or whomever to the Nazis in France and more. Direct neurological link. They *really* don’t like when that’s pointed out to ’em.
“forcing others to bend to your will”
Ha! My Civil War group just got notified by the Township Authorities that we couldn’t demonstrate musket fire during the coming “Community Day” at the park. “There were some complaints about the noise.” Yeah, and fro at least the last ten years, there were always dozens of kids and their parents who flocked over to our little encampment every 30 minutes or so to gleefully watch a “load and fire” demonstration. If it wasn’t for the $250 honorarium we get for showing up, I’d urge the group to tell them to skip the event.
Weak.
Ableism? WTF?
What are the chances this has nothing to do with germs and everything to do with the titillation of “anonymous” lesbian hookup fantasies?
Nah…these are broken people.
I would say that anyone who is that paranoid about wearing a mask has serious mental issues.
A straightforward mask or anonymity fetish would be downright wholesome compared to this psychopathology…
Just how fugly are these lesbians that they have to wear masks in order to be picked up?
I knew one of these blobs. In a lesbian polycule, convinced she had some sort of joint disorder (localized vague pain,) constantly thought she could police my language (oh how poorly that went for her,) claiming to feel “unsafe” in a hilariously accepting environment, just all around the sort of deeply unhappy person that blames everyone in the world for their choices and failings.
These are not the people that are having any sort of sexual release on a regular basis.
She doesn’t want her husband to have any escape.
I have been criticized because I “let” my wife go off with her friends to compete in obstacle course races. I point out that I’m also going to hockey tournaments on weekends (I’ll be in Utah this Friday). This is part of why we’ve been married for 27 years. Having an occasional weekend where you’re alone in the house is an absolute joy.
Heck, my wife has gone with her family to Disney World without me.
I’ve gone to Japan by myself because she doesn’t want to go.
We also do vacations together.
Someone recently commented that she and I don’t do things together. We both work from home, and we are short trainers at the gym so we’re both teaching classes before and after work. We spend more time together than we ever have. But next month, we are finally taking a vacation together.
When you’re first dating, and married without children, you do want to spend 24/7 together. But that can’t last forever. People need space.
Mrs F has done 7 continents alone, she has taken 20 or more trips overseas via a travel agency so she was never alone alone. I fished Canada over 20 times, with different best friends. Grown ups know how to deal with those things.
She had some exciting times when her passport dropped out of an inside pocket in Russia, found on the floor by Asian tourists that tracked her down.
Getting delayed in Hong Kong and missing the tour bus pickup and had to figure out how to catch up.
Hang out with your wang put?
No comment.
No jidgi h.
“Hang out with your wang put?”
———–
It is always good to have options.
It’s a putting wang.
Hold onto it until it expires. For protection.
Indeed, the wife is out for a few days right now and next week I am off for a long road trip.
I just spent twenty minutes in the bathroom doing the crossword, as a respite from managing needy MSP clients and co-workers. Trust me, it’s better then the alternative.
I have a right to say that. I’ve been a United States senator on this issue
How nice for you.
Being a former United States Senator is just about the greatest gig possible. I always wanted to be an ex-Senator. Why would you fuck it up by running for another office?
She was demoted from ex-Vice President for poor performance …
No, she was failed up from being a senator.
They were losing money because they were catering to a small minority during what should be one of their busiest days. But better they should go out of business than to offend a few insane people.
They could raise their prices. I’m sure their customers put a high value on the exclusivity of maintaining the fetish theater.
I crack myself up.
When is his next trial and waste of public funds?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/23/harvey-weinstein-sentencing-prison
Kamala Harris came to Detroit on Tuesday with a clear message
*slaps knee, guffaws*
Samsung’s AI fridge update went so badly that some refrigerators stopped refrigerating
Bonus is it happened during a holiday.
(And did drugs fall out of the icemakers?)
I was thinking of you because, being the holidays, NHK has run a 10-minute “Newsline” and filling up the rest of their half-hour podcast with another lesson of “Easy Japanese” (learn the language in just 48 lessons! LOL) and a tourist program.
This week’s bonus phrase (sorry for not pointing out the long vowels) is “Oishii so (desu ne)”. There’s an earlier episode with the word “oishii”, but considering the foods they mentioned, they need to teach the phrase “Oishii ka arimasen”.
I also learned that “haikingu” is a word.
Oooh, Chuseok, Korean thanksgiving, is this Thurs Fri. Great, long-weekend holiday.
Are they sure the compressors didn’t just fail like in most Samsung fridges?
My Frigidaire decided to have its main board blow up with a fridge full of food for Thanksgiving during peak COVID.
By a pure miracle I managed to find one on Amazon and get next day delivery. Also somebody had a YouTube video with the exact programming instructions for my model.
Programming involves lots of button presses. No programming and the new board won’t even run the compressor.
Evening, Glibs.
I got back to Indianapolis, and the hotel gave me the same room I had last week.
So, they were an Indian Giver?
Is that a dot Indian thing too?
Stolen
valorvictimhoodA Philadelphia teacher is facing criticism from her fellow colleagues and activists after it was revealed that she fabricated being both Palestinian and Black.
The Racial Justice Organizing Committee (RJOC) and Philly Educators for Palestine (PEFP) announced over the weekend that it was cutting ties with “one of their long-time members”, Hannah Gann, who “completely lied about her identity and background, claiming at various times to be Palestinian, Tunisian and Black”.
Members of both organizations met with Gann and questioned her about her background. After over an hour of discussion, Gann “finally admitted she lied”, the joint statement said, adding: “We asked her to publicly acknowledge that she is a white woman of Jewish heritage and an Israeli settler family.
OMG a Zionist spoofer. And those dupes ate it up.
reached too far
They then proceeded to rip her apart limb from limb, I assume.
I expect nothing less from my taxpayer-funded, Islamist-run public education affinity groups.
They ripped her apart from the river to the sea.
She’s White, not white.
“We will no longer work with Hannah, and she will no longer be welcome in any of our organizing spaces … We recognize the profound harm this has caused; Palestinians whose identity and struggle were appropriated, the Black community, young people, organizers, and organizations whose trust and resources were exploited,” PEFP and RJOC continued.
What would Stalin do?
I’m late looking at August’s US Treasury statement since I was travelling.
The statement opens with a highlight. The first part:
“August has been a deficit month 71 times out of 72 fiscal years because there are no major tax due
dates in this month.”
Huh. I thought it was spending was the cause of any month being a deficit month.
August’s receipts were $360 billion, outlays were $527 billion, giving a deficit of $167 billion.
Customs duties are positive at $13 billion for the month. By comparison, before Trump’s tariffs, my eye-balling of the customs duties were that they were between $5-7 billion per month. After the tariffs and before the courts shot them down, they were between $25-$28 billion per month. YTD customs duties are $167 billion.
Rounded to the nearest billion:
receipts FY2026 YTD: $4,845 comparable period FY2025: $4,691
outlays FY2026 YTD: $6,811 comparable period FY2025: $6,664
deficit FY2026 YTD: $1,966 comparable period FY2025: $1,973
There is no change to the estimates for full year FY2026 and FY2027.
On the YTD deficit being down slightly compared to the comparable period previous year: The FY2026 estimate for the full year is for a higher deficit than FY2025. In FY2025, in September, there was a surplus that last month of the fiscal year. FY 2026 full year deficit estimate (calculated because it is not in the statement) is $2,064 billion, FY 2025 total year deficit was $1,775 billion. Receipts for FY2026 YTD are about $600 billion below the full year estimate (last month receipt for FY2025 was $543 billion). Outlays for FY2026 YTD are about $700 billion below the full year estimate (last month outlay for FY2025 was $346 billion).
We are so fucked.
TOO LOCAL NEWS: It’ll buff out
Crews successfully pulled a box truck from the Merrimack River on Wednesday after it crashed over the I-293 bridge.
Dive crews affixed ropes to the truck, and a crane truck slowly pulled it back to the deck of the bridge, over the guardrail that broke when the box truck crashed through it.
Interstate 293 North was shut down at the junction with Interstate 93 as crews worked to remove the box truck.
New Hampshire State Police said the closure was needed as crews prepared to bring the truck back onto the roadway.
Officials said seven vehicles were involved in the crash near Exit 2. The northbound side of the highway was closed for some time after the crash, but traffic was later able to get by in one lane.
Fire officials said seven people were taken to hospitals after the crash. Four other people were involved but were not transported. The conditions of the people have not been released, but no deaths were reported.
Not at Hampton Roads?
TOO LOCAL NEWS: More evidence the Democrats see the NH governor’s race as unwinnable
Meanwhile, Warmington is struggling to show political strength in the state’s largest city — a city where Democrats have often prospered. It’s the political base of U.S. Rep. Chris Pappas and home to former Senate Democratic Leader Donna Soucy. Nine of the 14 current aldermen are Democrats, and the last New Hampshire governor born in Manchester was Democrat John W. King. He served from 1963 to 1969.
But the biggest blow is Craig’s refusal to endorse the party’s nominee for governor. Warmington told a left-wing podcaster that she’s spoken with Craig and no endorsement will be forthcoming.
“I have talked to Joyce, and I respect Joyce,” Warmington said. “As you know, I threw my full support behind Joyce once I lost that primary. I have reached out to Joyce, and you know I respect that she is moving on and is a private citizen at this point in her life.”
Which one of you was this?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/health/40468386/x-rays-eel-punctured-man-colon/
I don’t get THAT crazy when the wife is out of town.
Not me.
‘I don’t mind eels.
Except as meals.
And the way they feels.’
– Ogden Nash
Eels! Eels!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_wgP8JwRcU
+1 obligatory “It was a one in a million shot, Doc!”
I would tell y’all not to insert eels into your arses, but that would be preaching to the conger-gation.
That no AI company has named their agent Bundy is one of the greatest failures of this era.
There are other portals out of family life, of course. The basement. The garage. The lawn. The gym. The headphones. But the bathroom may be the perfect one because the body provides the alibi.
And SWEET, SWEET DEATH.
UPDATE: The pooping-bitcher is now divorced. Lucky man. He should be buying scratchers every day to see if he can keep that streak going.
She probably still emptied his wallet.
I’ll go out on a limb and say the divorce is still worth it.
Concur.
Real weaponized pooping is done in mere moments and not in a bathroom.
Johnny Depp would agree.
The Last Ditch for a lesbian bar. 🤣🤣🤣
Missed that!
Every child alive knows how to weaponize pooping just after dinner in time for cleanup.