Saturday Morning WTF Already? Links

by | Oct 3, 2026 | Daily Links, Penises | 141 comments

Two things have made me very much feel my age: the first is how fast the year is flying by. It’s fucking OCTOBER already??? Of 2026, a year in the far future???

The second is depressing: how fast cultural touchstones are being memory holed. I found out that not a single person on our staff under 30 years old had any idea who Yoko Ono was/is. Totally unfamiliar name. “John Lennon” was a mystery to all but one. Now you can argue that these were figures from before they were born, but JFC, people my age knew who Glenn Miller, Frank Sinatra, and Tommy Dorsey were, even if they couldn’t immediately name songs associated with them. The retrospective horizon seems to be shrinking faster than the years are passing. One small consolation: our morning cook at least knew the name John Lennon, and to show her who Yoko Ono was, l0b0t showed her the infamous Chuck Berry clip, and her unbelieving gawking was perfectly apropos.

And unbelievably, many newborns appeared on this date, including Francisco d’Anconia’s spirit animal (one of whose movies we watched two nights ago); a guy who never went home; a guy whom I fervently wish had lived long enough to witness this timeline; a true Madman; a guy who could even piss off William F. Buckley; a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a Big Bambu; a guys who took a superb and creative band and made them more successful and musically bland; a scumbag Jew-hater who Team Blue tongue-bathes with adoration; a source of relief to the pigeons of Austin; and a wide receiver who was brutally fun to watch.

Links are not fun to watch.

You know, there IS an “off” switch.

They hate us because they’re stupid.

One important bit left out of this story. Hopefully, many bits exited the story.

At this point, you know it’s just trolling.

Comment dit-on “yoots” en Francais?

I believe in Total Influencer Death.

He’s working hard every day to sink his party.

So the Left hates Pajeets now.

Hang him, then shut it the fuck down. Another “gift” from that moron Reagan that keeps on giving.

“The enemy of my enemy…”

I’ll admit finding this hilarious.

This seemed appropriately topical.

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Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

141 Comments

  1. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

    L’Chaim !

  2. Common Tater

    TBF, Frank Sinatra was still alive and doing stuff. He could also sing.

    • Nephilium

      Hell, the girlfriend saw Sinatra in concert. We both saw Jerry Lee Lewis and the Platters, I’ve seen the Skatalites, Toots and the Maytals, and more. Lennon died while I was a kid.

    • Mojeaux

      So, about that. I FLUVED Sinatra when I was a tween, but as I got older, I realized he really kinda couldn’t sing, or at least, not as well as Mel Torme and Tony Bennett. Some time around my late 20s, I was just over him.

      OTOH, speaking of crooners and torch songs, I can’t STAND Linda Ronstadt’s voice—unless she’s got Nelson Riddle behind her and then I’m there for her.

  3. Common Tater

    Anquan Boldin seemed lazy, that he never lived op to his potential.

    • Old Man With Candy

      The 2012 Ravens might disagree. He was a monster on that team, and them dropping him for cap space ranks at possibly the second stupidest decision in franchise history (drafting Sergio Kindle being the first, though I’d entertain drafting Kyle Boller as a contender).

      • Nephilium

        Fuck the Ravens!

    • Oy the Billy-Bumbler

      If I remember correctly, Boldin’s first game as a rookie was against the Lions and he torched them for like 200 yards. I claimed him the next day in my old dynasty fantasy football league at Thermotron.
      Now I’m going to go check my memory.

    • Oy the Billy-Bumbler

      From the Wiki link.

      Boldin set an NFL record for most receiving yards by a rookie in his first game with 217 on ten receptions against the Detroit Lions.

  4. Common Tater

    I still can’t believe that can’t come up with one shot that can kill someone.

    • R C Dean

      There are dozens. They just won’t use them because the system is infested with people who want to shut down executions altogether.

    • Tres Cool

      I’ve seen a veterinarian put down anything from a hamster to a horse with no complications.
      The government fucks up everything.

      • Sean

        It was a total set up.

    • EvilSheldon

      Doesn’t even have to be a shot. Nitrous Oxide asphyxia just takes a tank of NO and a non-rebreather mask, and stupid hippies and suicidal dentists the world over have proven how painless it is.

    • Pope Jimbo

      one shot that can kill someone.

      Well there is one, but it contains way more lead than health standards allow. Too bad that the corrections people don’t have the brass to use it anyhow.

      • juris imprudent

        Idaho will take a shot at that.

      • DrOtto

        Are we punning? My caliber of punning isn’t as good as most of you guys.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Maybe they should try Covid shots.

  5. Common Tater

    Dave Smith just did a whole video about how he dropped Kalshi as a sponsor because of “vice” complaints.

  6. Sean

    Barrett is an absolute let down.

  7. Common Tater

    “A Philadelphia police spokesperson announced the harassment charge Friday morning but did not reveal the suspect’s identity, CBS News reports.”

    So you are saying he wasn’t white?

  8. R C Dean

    I found out that not a single person on our staff under 30 years old had any idea

    Did you shake your cane at them? I hope you shook your cane.

    • juris imprudent

      For gawdsakes – of all the people that deserve to be forgotten, and the OM finds this disturbing?

  9. rhywun

    Fuming neighborhood residents sued the school and the city in January 2025, arguing that the stretch of quad space was intended to remain public after the Big Apple sold it to the private Ivy League institution decades ago.

    They’re right. The “Walk” was a normal public street before the university bought the property under the condition that they would continue to allow public access.

  10. rhywun

    BBC is still calling the Antifa riots “education protests” because of course they are.

  11. R C Dean

    “What had long been radical libertarian views on gay rights, recreational drug use, pornography and vices such as gambling have now become law throughout the Western world.”

    I would say those are more libertine than libertarian. Many of these “successes” were accompanied by expansions of state intrusion – gay rights became forced association, recreational drugs are now a captured revenue stream for the state (or else still illegal), etc.

    Outside of the still pretty limited rollback of gun control in the US, one searches pretty much in vain for actual reduction in state control or involvement in our lives.

    • EvilSheldon

      ‘Leaving people to go to their own hell on their own dime’ wasn’t acceptable to the State or the social engineers (on the left or the right.)

    • The Last American Hero

      As I’ve railed about on X incessantly, LP National, Reason, and Cato – three of the loudest if not the 3 loudest megaphones for spreading libertarian ideas have spent an inordinate amount of time focusing on weed/Mexicans/butt sex and a whole lot on denouncing Trump over the last decade. While they still care about peace, free markets, and individual liberty, they were supine during COVID lockdowns instead of making it the centerpiece of their fucking movement. They ran JoJo who was telling us to be anti-racist during summer of BLM rather than focusing on the biggest intrusion on civil liberties since WWII. Then they ran Chase, who reminded us he was gay about as much as John Kerry reminded us that he served in Vietnam. Chase, who saw lockdown measures as reasonable and shat the bed in a campaign season that featured Zombie Biden, Word Salad Harris, and the Donald. A huge missed opportunity to advance the LP and make it into a political force.

      So the recent criticism of libertarians (not libertarian philosophy) is well deserved in my view.

  12. rhywun

    I believe in Total Influencer Death.

    I hope that POS catches a bullet someday.

  13. R C Dean

    students demonstrating over education standards

    Does anyone actually believe that?

    • rhywun

      Not when there are inconvenient facts getting in the way of The Narrative.

      • rhywun

        Or “yes”, you get it

    • Nephilium

      Well, if you mean I believe they’re against all standards, that’s correct. Education standards is just a subset of what they want torn down though.

  14. R C Dean

    So the Left hates Pajeets now.

    If the allegations of fraud are true (and I wouldn’t be a bit surprised), then people should go to jail.

    Like so much else going on during our descent into second world status, though, I expect Nothing Else Will Happen(tm), though.

    • rhywun

      Seems like grandstanding to me.

      Every state polices that shit like crazy and they’re not doing anything about it? Doubt.

    • Drake

      Apparently nobody likes them. Ramaswamy is about to lose the Ohio Governor election because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut about how many Pajeets he wants to import.

  15. R C Dean

    a building that housed an institute [the Institute of Peace] that should have been far removed from the politics of the day.

    Should have been? Sure. Had been? Not for years, if ever.

  16. rhywun

    When a (nonwhite, female) history professor disputed this assertion, he accused her of “punching down” on him from her position of power.

    lol Perfect.

    • juris imprudent

      This inevitably led to a bunch of frustrated strivers with big expectations and no way to fulfill them. And that mismatch between expectation and opportunity, I hypothesize, fueled some of the unrest of the 2010s.

      Supply, demand – how do these things work?!?

      • rhywun

        Especially when the “demand” is restricted almost entirely to favored groups. People get a little touchy when they are told not to believe what is obvious to anyone with open eyes.

    • Timeloose

      “So how do we fight elite overproduction? The obvious way is to just provide more careers for educated elites, but that can get extremely costly to society as a whole.”

      If there are so many that we are tripping over you, at what point can we stop calling you “The Elite”.

      • Nephilium

        Hasn’t it already shifted into a derogatory term?

      • juris imprudent

        Neph particularly when someone tries to convince us of how elite they really are.

  17. (((Jarflax

    Why does her inability to understand what is happening argue against killing her? Being unaware that you are dying is hardly cruel.

    • R C Dean

      See, above, re “ because the system is infested with people who want to shut down executions altogether”.

    • juris imprudent

      Apparently SCotUS set that as a standard, and of course we know the Court is never wrong.

  18. Common Tater

    ““She’s totally corrupt, and I can’t imagine it,” the president told reporters at the White House when asked about James’ appointment as special prosecutor to investigate the so-called “Cornell 7.”

    “And I feel badly for whoever she’s looking at because they won’t get a fair shake. Letitia James is a corrupt person.”

    Asked by a reporter whether Hochul had confidence in James to probe the matter impartially, even after the New York prosecutor affirmed the allegations from the “young woman” in a post on her Facebook page days ago, the governor said she had “every confidence in our attorney general to do what she has always done: Look at the facts, examine the record and draw the proper conclusions.””

    https://nypost.com/2026/10/02/us-news/trump-says-cornell-7-frat-boys-wont-get-a-fair-shake-if-tish-james-is-involved-in-gang-rape-probe/

    Anyone see the Facebook post?

    • rhywun

      what she has always done

      Campaign on promises to arrive at predetermined judgements against her political enemies?

    • R C Dean

      Well, of course a drunk woman can be forcibly raped. They are pretending that the law system once a woman gets drunk, nobody can be prosecuted for raping her.

      What the law says is more like “you are responsible for what you agree to after you get yourself sloshed”. Which has been the rule for ages. Can you imagine if you could breach a contract just by saying “I was drunk when I signed that”?

    • Grumbletarian

      So she thinks seven men and one woman all raped each other, right? None of them could give consent, right?

      • Common Tater

        Remember the Amherst case? He was drunk, she was sober. He got expelled because he was too drunk to know she wasn’t consenting while giving him oral sex.

  19. Common Tater

    “Canada is giving paper straws to jailbirds across federal prisons for “safer snorting” of drugs such as cocaine, methamphetamine and heroin, according to a memo that went out to correctional officers…

    “Using paper straws helps reduce harm by lowering the risk of cuts or tears inside the nose when compared to homemade or plastic straws,” reads the four-page memo from Correctional Service Canada, which oversees 43 federal prisons north of the border.

    The woke nation is also handing out foil that is “stronger and thicker” than household foil “for safer smoking.””

    https://nypost.com/2026/10/03/world-news/inmates-getting-paper-straws-in-canadian-prisons-for-safer-snorting/

    WTF, Canada?

    • Tres Cool

      You may want to look in your ass for any drugs you may be missing.

      • Common Tater

        Not seeing it.

    • R C Dean

      The whole drugs/ass thing was in response to a story that got linked at least a dozen times. One link deep in the comments doesn’t really justify it, IMO.

  20. Common Tater

    “A Texas mom shot dead her 4-year-old daughter in a murder-suicide just hours after losing a custody battle with the girl’s dad.

    Cibelle Savella, 35, was supposed to hand over her daughter, Vivian, to her ex-husband, Aaron Savella, on Tuesday night – but instead shot her dead in her $824,000 Houston home and then turned the gun on herself, ABC13 reported.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/10/02/us-news/texas-mom-shoots-daughter-4-in-murder-suicide-hours-after-losing-custody-battle/

    CWAC

    • Pope Jimbo

      Savella, originally from Brazil, divorced Aaron in November 2024 after just four years of marriage, leading to a bitter legal battle over their daughter.

      Sounds like Maryland Dad is a better immigrant parent than Texas Mom.

    • EvilSheldon

      You may want to look in your ass for any drugs you may be missing.

      • Common Tater

        That meme needs to die a painful death.

      • Mojeaux

        Common Tater is 100% correct.

  21. PieInTheSky

    I went to a restaurant and got a cream of corn soup out of curiosity expecting not to like it but surprisingly it wasn’t bad.

    also got a nice glass of loire valley pinot noir for the main. on of the more interesting wine lists in old Bucharest.

    • Common Tater

      So corn chowder?

      • PieInTheSky

        no idea what that is.

      • Common Tater

        Basically New England clam chowder with corn instead of clams.

  22. PieInTheSky

    good thing I don’t care about football cause Romania got its ass handed to em by the fucking poles

    • rhywun

      Saw that score. Sorry not sorry.

    • Nephilium

      It’s only minor league football playing today and yesterday.

      • Gender Traitor

        At least there was a proper Big 10 game with proper Big 10 teams, and Northwestern properly kicked Penn State’s butt.

        Back when Northwestern was the perennial underdog of the conference, I used to imagine that players were eager to be benched so they could study – not the playbook but their actual college courses.

      • PieInTheSky

        so was the one field goal good or bad?

      • Nephilium

        PieInTheSky:

        Szmyt (AKA Szmytty!) was able to win the Thursday night game with a 57 yard one with 10 seconds left on the clock

    • Pope Jimbo

      ass handed to em by the fucking poles

      Phrasing?

      Are fucking poles different from 10 foot poles? Would Romanian asses have been happier with a 10′ fucking pole? Enquiring minds want to know!

    • PieInTheSky

      that is not about the australian break dancin chick !

      • Pope Jimbo

        No, but Netflix has you covered

        No idea why Ray Gunn decided that she needed to make a doc on her Olympic break dancing career. It was right up there with her decision to go to the Olympics. She definitely does not come off as a sympathetic character.

      • Common Tater

        Sydney Watson made a video about it.

  23. Pope Jimbo

    We’ve been abandoned by the Feds! The local are inept! Won’t the Minnesoda state govt step in and save the homeless?!

    An impressive piece of logic if I’ve ever read one. Local urban geographer is mad that Minneapolis and St. Paul are clearing out homeless encampments.

    Two things can both be true. The first is that people with nowhere to go deserve refuge and to be treated with dignity. This is a matter of basic morality. The first question we must ask is, “Where will people go?” If there’s not a good answer, these government actions are irredeemable.
     
    It’s also a fact that core cities and their residents should not bear the fiscal and personal costs of widespread poverty. People persisting in haphazard camps in Minneapolis and St. Paul today have come from all over the Upper Midwest. They end up on marginal land in the core cities because of the density of social services, social networks and transit access, making urban camps an obvious place of last resort. In other words, people in rural or suburban areas are part of this equation whether they recognize it or not.
     
    For core cities, encampments generate hundreds of emergency calls per year, not to mention secondary issues around disinvestment or quality of life. These broad social costs are borne specifically by central cities, in their exploding budgets, vacant properties, nuisance crimes and the like. The people of Minneapolis and St. Paul, and their respective counties, should not be singled out to pay for a regional plague of poverty.

    • PieInTheSky

      people with nowhere to go deserve refuge and to be treated with dignity – do all of them though?

      • rhywun

        No.

    • slumbrew

      poverty

      Oh fuck off. Those people are drug addicts, mentally ill or mentally ill drug addicts. They’re poor because of those conditions. They didn’t become those things because they’re poor.

  24. Pope Jimbo

    My local independent proggie rag has me so confused today about who exactly I should be listening to.

    Should it be Single Moms?

    Voices Rising highlighted what’s possible for single moms when they have the resources necessary to thrive. Not only do their individual families succeed, but they also become leaders in their communities. The model of Voices Rising matters because conversations around economic mobility need to consider single-parent households.
     
    Giving single moms the platform to voice their needs shouldn’t be unique to the Jeremiah Program. During Voices Rising, alumni moms said that being seen empowered them to push forward and go further in their careers and be seen in those spaces. Imagine if major policy discussions intentionally included single moms, not only to ensure their families’ needs are seen, but to recognize them for the leaders they can be. They’re a vital part of our communities, and our policies need to reflect that so Minnesota can be a place where these families don’t have to stand alone.

    Yes, I am very tempted to let people who choose one of the sure fire methods of being poor be the leaders of society.

    • Pope Jimbo

      BUT …

      I am also very interested in hearing about how indigenous leaders will save us from Climate Change.

      Indigenous lands from Canada to Ecuador to Nepal are increasingly being hit by catastrophic storms, fires, and floods. Worse, these climate disasters often come one after the other as overlapping crises rather than isolated incidents. Still, despite the ongoing destruction, Indigenous peoples continue to prove that they have the knowledge and skills to respond, if only global powers will let them.
       
      Even amid growing recognition by scientists and policymakers of the power of Indigenous expertise to respond to climate change, the key role that Indigenous governance plays in those knowledge systems has not received as much respect.

      * Hint: respect = $$$ from rich govts.

      • PieInTheSky

        Indigenous expertise to respond to climate change – they gonna stop china and india from emitting carbon?

      • Common Tater

        “power of Indigenous expertise”

        Weren’t they living in the stone age until the Europeans showed up?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Tater:

        Living in the stone age is exactly what is going to save us from the Climate Change!

      • Fourscore

        Those pick up trucks don’t come cheap. Besides, who would want to live in a community of gamblers rather than gambolers?

      • juris imprudent

        Perhaps they should pray to their indigenous gods to save them.

      • The Last American Hero

        Does it involve conquering neighboring tribes and taking war slaves?

      • R C Dean

        Indigenous lands from Canada to Ecuador to Nepal are increasingly being hit by catastrophic storms, fires, and floods.

        Pretty sure that’s just a bare-faced lie.

  25. Common Tater

    “Chi Phi fraternity members shared a photo of the alleged victim in the Cornell University gang rape on Snapchat the night of the alleged assault, according to social media images obtained by CBS News.

    In the photo, obtained through Jane Doe’s attorney, she appears to be smiling with another man.”

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jane-doe-photo-cornell-rape-snapchat-group/

    Curious.

    • R C Dean

      I saw somebody suggest we should refer to the alleged victim as “Train Doe”.

      • slumbrew

        *golf clap*

  26. Mojeaux

    Of all the people who deserve to be forgotten completely, it’s Yoko Ono, and thank heavens for small favors. John Lennon is a close second.

    XY, as demonstrated on the Zooms last night, is perfectly aware of who the Moody Blues are and I reminded him of his having played “Nights in White Satin” on repeat for 3 months straight when he was 11 while playing Farming Simulator. And he could do this because I loaded up the home cloud with all the music we owned and the kids tore through it like it was candy, which pleased me. He did say the Moody Blues are on his Spotify. He did NOT know who Duran Duran was, but DOES know who Motley Crue is (bc I’m his mother).

    Rush, Led Zeppelin, Steely Dan, Yes, ELO, Earth Wind and Fire, Genesis, et al and and such are going to be the last bands standing.

    • Common Tater

      I don’t think anyone in the Beatles is going to be forgotten completely for a long time.

      • Mojeaux

        Yoko Ono is not the Beatles.

      • Nephilium

        Mojeaux:

        (S)he who can destroy a thing controls the thing.

      • Mojeaux

        Yes, but Yoko Ono isn’t the one living last the Beatles’s name. The Beatles’s history now STOPS at Yoko Ono’s entrance.

      • Common Tater

        “John Lennon is a close second.”

      • The Last American Hero

        Sigh. As Spike clearly explained in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Yoko didn’t wreck the Beatles. They were already coming apart at the seams and getting ready to head in their own artistic direction.

    • Fourscore

      Moj, I don’t know who tose people are either and not because I’m too young.

    • Gender Traitor

      For better or for worse, I think The Rolling Stones need to be on that list, as do The Beatles. (Yes? No.) And I think Gabriel’s and Collins’s solo work surpasses Genesis. (By local ordinance, I’m required to support Ohio Players over EW&F.)

      • Mojeaux

        The list was not comprehensive. 😜

    • UnCivilServant

      “Nights in White Satin” on repeat for 3 months straight

      😱

      I could sit through that song maybe once if I’m distracted by shat I’m doing, but I will shut it off if it tries to play a second time. I cannot imageine putting up with it on repeat for months.

      • UnCivilServant

        *by what I’m doing.

        Ugh, need caffiene, typ better.

      • Gender Traitor

        I’m fairly indifferent about the song (I prefer “Question” – “Why do we never get an answer/When we’re knocking at the door…”,) but I find parts of the poem/spoken word section in the middle of “Nights” a bit cringe, as the kids say.

  27. Chipping Pioneer

    When an Influencer
    Who didn’t like the food
    Started making trouble in my neighborhood

  28. The Late P Brooks

    I couldn’t watch the whole thing. Did Chuck Berry spear her in the liver with the neck of his guitar at the end?

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Now, on this late afternoon of March 14, 2025, the threat was right here, in Washington, D.C. Three young men from the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) were trying to argue their way into the institute building—a building that housed an institute that should have been far removed from the politics of the day.

    Good lord. Slurp slurp slurp. I gave up on that guy when he did that Obama asslicker.

    How about “an institute which should never have existed as a funded agency of the federal government”?

    • juris imprudent

      It is as if people think the federal government has some purpose other than funding sinecures for unemployed/unemployable elitist twits.

    • R C Dean

      But Brooks, who doesn’t like institutes? And peace?

  30. UnCivilServant

    John Lennon? That’s the brother of a guy who used to work with me. Don’t know why you are so fixated on people knowing about a guy who works tech support for Spectrum – or did when I worked with his brother. He might be retired by now.

    • Common Tater

      I knew a guy who worked at a store that sold vitamins and body building supplements. People kept asking him to show me the whey.

      • UnCivilServant

        Customers/end users never read the signs. It was probably easy to find.

        Was he by chance Kurdish?

      • Gender Traitor

        People kept asking him to show me the whey.

        So him name was Peter Frampton?

      • Gender Traitor

        People kept asking him to show me the whey.

        So his name was Peter Frampton?

      • Gender Traitor

        (Now we know what happens when you try to correct your spelling when the page is slow about posting your comment.)

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Another longwinded thumbsucker about elite academia?

    Throw them all to the lions.

    • slumbrew

      It’s actually pretty good (and not really that long).

      TL;DR – too many people chasing too few jobs and that’s making them turn on each other.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Where’s Larry Flynt when you need him? He’d be offering “Train Doe” (thx R C) a million bucks for a full spread (!) in Hustler.

    • UnCivilServant

      What the laws say is that if you choose to get drunk/stoned on drugs, the same rules apply as if you were sober. It’s only rape by intoxicant if you are involuntarily drugged.

      Whoever wrote that is wilfully misrepresenting the law.

      • Grumbletarian

        Whoever wrote that is wilfully misrepresenting the law.

        It’s Salon, isn’t that a requirement to be a writer for them?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yep. Someone coaxed her to drop the civil suit to protect her uh…reputation.

  33. Ownbestenemy

    Lazy FedGov here. Dragged into work cause of a radar failure. Its 56 degree outside but the building was the temperature of the sun.

    This is exactly what I wanted to do on a Saturday morning.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    TL;DR – too many people chasing too few jobs and that’s making them turn on each other.

    No offense, but is there anybody who doesn’t already know that? (Aside from junior varsity academics)

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Top of the page, google nooz:

    “Co-pilot allegedly attacks pilot on FlyDubai flight to Israel”

    Allegedly.

    Maybe there was a spider on his shoulder.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    The first question we must ask is, “Where will people go?”

    “And the poorhouses, are they not still in operation?”

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