Halloween in college towns has a special meaning. Like in most places, the little kids have fun, get sugared up, the parents steal the best candies and get buzzed off hot alcoholic drinks, plastic kitschy decorations everywhere… but we also feature college girls wearing the sluttiest outfits they can muster. It’s a great holiday. Sadly, I’m going to miss it, since I’ll be chez Prime tonight, where the locals are not quite the same demographic.
Speaking of kids, many people were born on this date, including a guy who inspired Scarlett Johanssen’s shittiest movie; a guy who liked (((us))) and hated Jebbies; a guy known for never taking the extremes; a piece of shit who caused suffering that we still feel today; Abbott to Mao’s Costello; a singer who understood the climate we have here; a woman who was often Triggered; a guy with a real cn-do attitude; a guy whose name wasn’t actually Kenneth; the only American to inspire a Jethro Tull song; an example of Jewish cowboys; a guy who inspired the shittiest made-for-TV-movie ever; a guy who anticipated the MyPillow; a guy with some interesting ideas but badly in need of an editor; and proof that shitty food columnists make even shittier op ed columnists.
And since I’m shitty at both, I’ll merely toss out a few links to gnaw on.
“…and give it to them, good and hard.”
I shouldn’t laugh as hard as I did about this.
“Well, see, Team Red was even worse!”
Wait, Obamacare was an economically unsustainable bad idea which increased health care costs? Huh.
A guy who represented everything that is wrong with the world of wine.
How about fire them all and hire people who want to work?
I have an idea of how to fix this.
Her OnlyFans page is coming soon, featuring her removing her Pampers.
“Why did the Polack fly to Senegal?” Punch line contest.
“You promised me dog or higher!”
PMJ is always fun. Like this one.
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Happy Birthday, Kinky Friedman!
Good morning GT
Have you tried today’s Squaredle yet? The letters are invisible! 😵💫️
I have!
Finally got it, including the Bonus Word of the Day, without using any reveals (other than revealing the letters in the first place.)
A whole lotta red flags in that picture.
A guy who represented everything that is wrong with the world of wine.
I give this article 82 points
To anticipate your inevitable question, we’re going to an Italian restaurant tonight and I don’t know what’s on the list. Our afterwards drink will be Het Anker Gouden Carolus Christmas, since it’s gotten pretty chilly out.
Eeewwww belgian style beer
Belgian monks let you taste your bananas
It has a nice beat, and you can dance to it?
Wait, Obamacare was an economically unsustainable bad idea which increased health care costs? Huh.
The alternative was mass dying.
Donald’s fault of course but if he is so evil why am I still subsidizing it?!
We don’t understand – why is it so expensive to give everyone all of the healthcare they want???
I want my old HMO back.
I never understood what was supposed to be so bad about it.
“Why did the Polack fly to Senegal?”
For the sausage?
Couldn’t read the article. I’m not paying $75 a month to read the Financial Times. Get the fuck outta here.
Honestly, who in their right mind pays that much for an online mag?
Those icky “Law and Justice” politicians installing judges who agree with them is antidemocratic. The so-called liberals installing judges who agree with *them*, however, is totally the height of democracy!
Rain rain rain and more rain
This is not an accident; it’s a sabotage delivered straight to the address.
The fact that this accident occurred after Israel threatened Spain
shows that Israel is the enemy of all humanity.
https://x.com/avibrahimberk/status/2116227140748247257
We finally know (((what))) cause the spain train crash
I need a shower now.
“a guy who inspired the shittiest made-for-TV-movie ever”
I like that movie. It also had the n-word with a hard r on broadcast television.
I was trying to think who inspired “The Day After”.
So what is Pie drinking?
https://www.cellartracker.com/m/wines/3440904
I bought this with a good discount without properly.looking at the bottle. It is a quite good wine that is somewhant ruined by the 16% alcohol. Had i read the bottle i would not have bought it. As such it is a shame, though drinkable, not a sink wine.
“It’s a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I believe you will be amused by its presumption.”
““Why did the Polack fly to Senegal?” Punch line contest.”
Goes to a paywall.
“The lawsuit, filed by four consumers in December, alleges that McDonald’s designed the McRib patty to resemble a rack of pork ribs despite containing no actual rib meat.
The plaintiffs argue that the sandwich’s name, appearance and marketing mislead customers into believing they are purchasing a more expensive cut of pork.”
These people have nothing better to do?
Loser pays would end this frivolity.
It’s a glorified hotdog. I’ve known that since I was ten.
‘Tis the season. Doesn’t this happen every time they bring it back?
RIbs, like brisket, is an example of taking a shitty cut, improving it with preparation and technique, and then it catches on among the affluent and suddenly it becomes a “premium” cut.
It’s a shaped sausage patty. Get it without any sauce, and you’ll see.
“And most important: The general admission seats — first come first served — were next to the section reserved for the Rose City Riveters, an official fan group of the Thorns.”
Probably don’t know Rosie the Riveter was fiction.
“Opponents of the initiative say the process of verifying an athlete’s sex would be the most extreme policy for sports participation in the country and would all harm girls because it is so invasive.”
Bullshit.
Whereas creating a situation where girls will lose to boys-pretending-to-be-girls is just hunky-dory.
Yeah, I used to weigh in for boxing matches in nothing but my underwear, sometimes nude if I was close to not making weight, before every fight. I got over it pretty damn quick.
Opponents of the initiative are radical Marxists who hate actual women but none of this was ever an issue until they somehow managed to cause normal people around them to lose their goddamn minds and here we are.
At the stage where you are not allowed to state plainly obvious facts.
I’m sure everybody else was far more horrified by your naked body than you were weighing in naked.
You *definitely* wouldn’t want to see me naked.
Not so, Ted! The guy who used to insist on weighing in the fighters turned out to be a pedophile. I’m sure I made his day a few times.
Because people who want to work don’t provide a means for Hamas terrorist sympathizers to take them over and spread their message.
Calling £126k “an enormous amount of money” is crazy. That’s like 180k USD.
I have a hard time wrapping my mind around how poor the Brits are.
https://x.com/jlippincott/status/2116290818805837971
Official glibertarian position: is 180k per year an enormous amount of money?
Ask Winston’s Mom.
That would be in the top 10% of individual incomes.
Outside of a few major metro areas, $180k is still considered pretty good scratch. You aren’t getting the beach house in the Hamptons or Sea Island, but you can have a nice house and send your kids to school far away from the retards and reprobates.
Vacations to Hawaii or Europe every few years instead of driving to an anonymous beach town for a week by the shore, etc.
$180k/year is more than I’ve ever had as a salary.
“Rep. Ilhan Omar apparently didn’t know what her name was when applying in 2009 for a Minnesota marriage license to her alleged brother Ahmed Elmi, according to the document obtained by The Post.
A certified copy from the Hennepin County, Minn., government shows that the Democratic congresswoman’s surname was initially written as Omar, before being crossed out and replaced with Elmi. A final edit reverted it back to Omar.”
https://nypost.com/2026/10/30/us-news/ilhan-omar-crossed-out-info-on-marriage-application-to-brother/
The feds started investigating this under the Obama administration.
Are you saying they decided against bringing to light?
Turns out she was the one bringing the hope and change and change.
Sitting amongst radical “supporters group” members in a radical sports league in the most radical city in the country… which circle of hell is that? Brave souls, those haters.
It is funny that they were accused of “staging” it – by those who are all theater-kids.
Yeah, all those lefty “allies” waving their tranny flags… that’s not staged at all. 🙄
“A kid-hating crone has turned a luxury Upper East Side building into a living hell for her upstairs neighbors — driving at least three families out of their apartments all while racking up nearly $88,000 in unpaid rent, a new lawsuit claims.
Anne Stockton, 72, is being sued by the owner of 85 East End Avenue for allegedly tormenting the family of five currently living in the unit directly above her cushy, $1,775-a-month rent-stabilized apartment on the 10th floor.”
https://nypost.com/2026/10/30/us-news/nyc-tenant-from-hell-wont-stop-terrorizing-young-families-owes-88k-in-rent-lawsuit/
They can’t evict someone who has paid rent in four years?
Saw that. I was impressed that the apartment above hers rents for many times what the vicious old bag pays.
The wonders of rent control. Why the fuck would anyone rent in a controlled building? You’re just paying way above market to support freeloaders like her.
Any yes, another wonder of the regime is that it is almost impossible to kick her out. The law is very heavily balanced against landlords.
They live above her? Nothing a little carbon monoxide leak won’t cure.
“A transgender bus driver for a Canadian school was canned after wearing a skimpy schoolgirl’s outfit and dubbing their route the “Lolita Line” — and is now suing over the firing.
The driver — identified only as L.Z. in court papers — was booted from their gig with Ontario’s York Catholic District School Board in 2025 after outraged parents reported the situation, the National Post reported.
Stunning images appeared to capture L.Z. in full get-up at the door of the bus — wearing a short pink skirt, a frilly white top and knee-high stockings.”
https://nypost.com/2026/10/30/world-news/canadian-trans-bus-driver-fired-for-wearing-skimpy-dress-is-suing/
No name, face blurred out, another anonymous lawsuit.
The executive summary of what happened in Poland.
https://x.com/NatConPatriot/status/2116357207839130111?a=2geNk_1Jg8ZgUuxk_9E&s=19
Isn’t that Tusk guy a former Euro globalist functionary gasbag? How’d he get in there anyway.
Yes he is. Elections like most gasbags. Although he certainly does not think the people should have any input in policy.
That is one sided POV. Not necessarily the absolute truth.
“Two customers were infected with genital herpes after getting their nails done at an Oregon salon years apart, according to an explosive new lawsuit.
A 31-year-old woman claims she contracted the virus during an acrylic manicure appointment last year at PDX Nails in Portland, The Oregonian reported, citing the court documents.
The $2.5 million suit, filed by the woman on Monday, alleges she’s the second customer in two years to contract genital herpes from the salon….
A day after her appointment, J.S. felt “an unusual burning and stinging sensation” on the side of her hand and pinky.”
https://nypost.com/2026/10/30/us-news/second-customer-in-two-years-infected-with-genital-herpes-at-nail-salon-lawsuit/
Que?
I have… questions.
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2026/10/the-week-in-pictures-trick-or-treat-edition-2.php
Way too much Babylon Bee.
I have an idea of how to fix this.
Stand her up next to Nidal Hasan?
Who controls the Polish Army?
They really need to arresst Tusk for Treason along with anyone who help him in his coup. Purge the EUrophiles
Americans have done this incredible thing with the word “peruse” where it formally means to give something a thorough look, but almost any time you hear it used, it means the opposite.
https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/2115964994500354071
“Behind the wheel, Cara Delevingne turns heads with an oversized pearl necklace and a sparkling tank top for Halloween.”
https://www.tmz.com/photos/2026/10/31/best-halloween-costumes-of-2026/
“Cara Delevingne put on a spooky display in her Halloween outfit as she headed home in her car following the party”
https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16254509/Charli-XCX-sexy-secretary-erotic-Kendall-Jenner-Halloween-bash.html
Neither TMZ or the Daily Mail knew that was Dr. Frank-N-Furter?
The elementary school around the corner from me decided to do one of those lame-ass “trunk or treat” parties yesterday.
I meandered my way over and tried a few bits of the droll, sophisticated humor that I apparently have a reputation for.
It got me a few Snickers.
McMansions aren’t really mansions. Get my shyster on the phone.
Beautiful busty broads on topic for Halloween.
https://archive.is/O9q8K
Silicone Saturday.