Months ago I asked you lot if anyone owned or used a Crossrope to jump rope.  The silence was deafening.  So, I read the reviews, bit the bullet, and ordered their Get Fit Bundle as a birthday gift to myself.  If we’re being honest, no one knows Chafed like Chafed does.  But my daughters get a hat tip for one of my favorite gifts ever.

For those of you too lazy to click the link, Crossrope is a welldesigned, wellbuilt jump rope system.  The ropes are steel cables in varying weights coated in plastic. The handles have some sort of rubberized finished to aid your grip.  The ball bearings are smooth as silk.  The connection between rope and handle is secure and easy to use.  My only complaint is the handles feel too slim.  It may I’m used to the handles on the cheap jump rope I bought from a sporting goods store.  I’ll find out with time.

I put off using Crossrope because I ordered gym flooring from Home Depot in order toprotect the coating on the rope.  Those f***ers still haven’t delivered it after a month.  I gave up on them.

So far, I have only used the ¼ pound rope.  Hence the partial review in the title.  When I first took it out, I thought it would be lighter than my cheap rope.  Nope. I was truly surprised to realize it was heavier.

The CrossRope performed flawlessly.  I’m uncertain why, but initially I had a lot of trouble maintaining a cadence.  I was stepping on the rope far more often than I’m used too.  Getting hit with the Crossrope hurts a hell of lot more than my low rent rope.  Undoubtedly, it’sa function of the weight.  It’s also good motivation to get things right.

The heavier weight does make for a more demanding workout.  I noticed it with the ¼ pound though it isn’t a dramatic difference.  I have a feeling stepping up to ½ pound and heavier will be noticeable.  I was a terrible engineer once upon a time, but if I remember correctly the greater weight will provide greater angular momentum.  I just assume pi, mass, and squaring the radius figures into all of this.  I’ll report back after I’ve tried the large weights too.

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This week was full of crazy. The storming of the capitol didn’t exactly turn into the storming of the Bastille.  I don’t know whether to hate, pity, or empathize with the larpers who forced their way in.  Conspiracy theories are a hell of a drug.

What’s not a conspiracy theory is the Great Reset.  Not familiar with it?  Our friends at AIER have a great article on it.  Money quote:

Spelling this out for those too stunned to take it in: this is an open admission that it benefits Schwab and Fauci’s political agenda to continue lockdowns as long as possible. The same people who sell interminable lockdowns — by ignoring great science on pre-existing immunity, lack of asymptomatic spread, and flawed PCR tests — believe the lockdowns are the perfect agent to usher in the changes they desire.

​​Admit it. This is how most of us are feeling.