Holy crap, we actually won a game!

Joker and Zverev both made it to the semis.  The USMNT finally managed to win a game this internationals break after tying a pair of teams that aren’t as good as them. Some random English chick and some random Canadian chick are into the semis in a fun women’s draw.  The NFL is back tonight, as the Cowboys prepare to get poleaxed by the Buccaneers.  And that’s about it for sports.

Decisions, decisions. Hugh, you dumb fuck.

Roman emperors Aurelian and Flavius Honorius (eastern division only) were born on this day. They share it with unpleasant naval commander William Bligh, author Leo Tolstoy, early fast-bowler Fred Spofforth, first baseman Frank Chance, Colonel Harlan fucking Sanders, baseball player Frank Frisch, mildly racist sportscaster Jimmy “The Greek” Snyder, actor Cliff Robertson, drug lord Frank Lucas, actor Topol, musical great Otis Redding, Iron Butterfly’s Doug Ingle, football player Joe Theismann, idiot (who got caught with a rough looking hooker when he had Liz Hurley at home) Hugh Grant, “funny” man in the same movie over and over again Adam Sandler, pitchers Dan Miceli and Joey Hamilton, and Canadian person Michael Buble.

OK, on to…the links!

Superspreader event?

I love a parade! The tramping of feet. I love every beat…of a drum.

This ain’t it, chief. You did exactly what you should do. Let these idiots fight it out amongst themselves. But do look after innocent bystanders.

“And here’s what we know” is the title of the piece (on the main page anyway). The article itself is a collection of assumptions and guesses.  Get a dictionary, NBC. Words have meanings.

I hope they all made him fire them. Such pettiness since no president before him had done anything like this when the entire world knows those positions are handed out to political cronies since forever.

They say the coverup is worse than the crime. In this case, it isn’t. But we’ll never know because this assclown won’t face a single charge for lying under oath.

This should be a pretty easy decision: either this guy has a First Amendment right to practice his religion or he doesn’t.

“Was that wrong? Was I not supposed to do that?” The real tragedy here is that her kid is stuck in a Chicago public school.

Ooh, they could repurpose it to a hobo encampment. Wow, what a colossal waste of money.

I’d buy this pay-per-view in a New York minute.

Tom, you silly bastard. Vrabel would have pulverized you then or now. Or at any time since either of you were born. Also, how’s that career oath going, you fucking rat?

Here’s a masterpiece for you. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Now get out there and have a great day. I know I will.