Pulling Houdini from a Hat

Pulling Houdini from a Hat

An overt oddity, I resemble these Korean mascots. If I were to die tomorrow, ‘society’ would leave me with a remarkably depressing, unfulfilling and brutally boring obituary. According to the State of Indiana, at least, I’d just be a formally “medically frail”...

Pissin’ on Stalin’s Steppe

Pissin’ on Stalin’s Steppe

Near Big Almaty Lake in the Trans-Ili Alatau mountains in Kazakhstan ~14,000ft Both professionally and geographically, I tend to rush into things, and while I’m not risk-averse, I’m certainly risk-adjacent. Steadfastly chill, I never cause a fuss and don’t cause...

Joker Burns on Re-Entry

Golden Forest, 63 Building, Seoul Navigating life after having a chunk of my brain removed includes continental retreads, career swerves, and spectacular failures on the road back to independence. My first attempt to re-enter society was a fabulous disaster, but it...

No Lull in Lithocodes

"School spirit is people worshipping the school or something like that." Quickly and confidently, I scored that student’s written submission a 1/1/2 and moved on to the next. Most aren’t that short, but it’s part of scoring English essays for standardized tests. While...