Maybe I was a bit hasty. I did not take my son to a recruiter against his will. Turns out his teachers have this retarded habit of listing the assignments in the software (the denominator) all at once. They then will go in one by one and add in the percentage complete...
Sunday Morning Links
Surprised? I’m not surprised.
You Can’t be Santa if You’re Having a Nervous Breakdown
God help me, this is a Disney movie. This is my review of Dark Sky Brewing Best Friend Helles Lager: This movie hits a bit close too close home. I’m being literal. Noelle begins where all Xmas movies meant for children should begin or eventually wind up: at the North...
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Somebody Poisoned the Water Hole!
Get your conspiracy theory hats.
¡Jueves! ¡Enlaces mexicanos!
I got an hour to fill in.
Warp Speed Mr. Sulu
Leave…it to…the Shatman…to….finally create…controversy…we can really….bitch…about.
…But its a Dry Heat
Which is a silly way of claiming its hotter, really. Saying “I sweat more in Florida,” doesn’t make it hotter, it just means you are sweating.
An Easy Hack
In light of events that may or may not have lead to a number of people here stocking up on certain canned goods, I thought I’d let everyone know an easy way to actually eat the contents of those cans and not disturb your delicate gastrointestinal tract. This is my...
High Treason Day: Update
Who’s down for an extra set?
¡Jueves por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
I don’t know about you guy, but I’m done with this week.
Search the Truck, but Not the Can
The squirrels always win.
¡El martes, MARTES! Me gusta enlaces por la mañana…¡el martes!
What? I’m up early, what’s your excuse?
Seasons Greetings
With so many things out there to set us all off, we could focus on something important. Something like jack boot thugs called in to beat up communists...nah. Lets phone it in. This is my review of Chihuahua Mexican Lager. Trader Joe’s was called to account this week...
A Jubilee!
I am phoning it since I am on vacation. I am absolving nobody of their debts
Aim to Misbehave
People might stop treating you like a pain in the ass if you stop being a pain in the ass.
Nah.
Miercoles…mis rodillas no se gustan a mio
!Miercoles! I decided to go for a run last night, and lets just say three miles used to be easier on my knees. I’m not here to complain, at least not here. Now for the links! I would like all the religious types to pray for Jair Bolsonaro. Why? Not just...
High Treason Day
Nice. I got the 4th of July slot.
Phoenix MAGA Rally 2020
On Tuesday morning I was in for a bit of a surprise. Like any other, I woke up, urinated, and stumbled over to the kitchen to make myself a cup of coffee. “What the Hell are you doing here?” ”HI BROWN MAN. BROWN MAN HAVE GOOD COFFEE.” “Why are you here...
¡Enlaces mexicanos por la tarde! ¡Miercoles!
I was mildly troubled by today’s H&H. Mostly because Trumpfest yesterday took place about a half mile from my house—lets just say rednecks still drive pickup trucks and they let loose the gas! I had nothing to do with any of that. On to the news from the south....
The Purge
Eventually it will come for us all.
Enlaces mexicanos jueves por la tarde!
Fun times for me today. Just listening to coworkers on Zoom hyperventilating over ZOMG MUH COVID SPIKES! Which is par for the course I suppose, this is a health plan I work for, if anybody is going to go full retard over this, its these people. Now on to the...
¡Lunes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
Greetings, As mentioned last week, we are celebrating Brett’s expansion of his illicit drug empire by shouldering the load for links. Which means this link may be of interest to him or anyone else looking to start a business in Latin America. Now for the links! Drug...
It’ll be Total Anarchy!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
Antifa sprays their logos on Ghandi
I am trying hard to not talk about the things everyone else is talking about. Like defacing this statue depicting an unabashed defender of western colonialism.
What do you see?
We were clued into a new level of the functional insanity of Sugarfree the other day. It was decided we compare a few notes in an attempt to see if a concept is financially viable. As you probably know, the Rorschach Inkblot Test is designed to identify details...