I need to audit a hospital in Wisconsin. The 28 year old blonde chick from Florida I hired starts next week so I have that going for me. In the meantime, here’s the gif: ¡enlaces! The saber rattling with Venezuela will continue until the military realizes it doesn’t...
No, not really
My son was at a tournament in Las Vegas over the weekend. He was starting pitcher the third game and had two scoreless inning, but the third he had an inside the park HR hit against him. A few defensive miscues later, left his team with a 4-0 deficit with the opposing...
The damn things sell themselves
Guess who’s back?
Guess who’s back?
Guess who’s back?
Guess who’s back?
Make me defend Sam Altman, you assholes.
Now with 50% less silicone!
Apparently, a tropical depression ran up through the Gulf of California and delivered the first rain in recorded history on June 1st to the Phoenix area. I guess they can say that with a straight face because the records only go back to the 1800’s. Either way, the...
I’m going to link something here I came across on TwiX that I thought was crazy, then I began looking it up. (TW: Twitter) This is my review of Abomination Brewing Company Fogsickle Double India Pale Ale: So for those of you that chose not to click the link, the post...
Please note your current password was found in a public leak… If you’re a troll that figured out my Wordpress login for this site, your life is exceptionally empty. Here, have the .gif. ¡enlaces! Venezuelan Presidente Maduro I guess federal judges like to be mocked....
You may be strong, but you will never be AF smart.
I should probably be dead.
I own Saturday
Its been a while since I went over the signs of impending doom… This is my review of Wren House Hooks and Dunn ESB: The first thing was scientists recently calculated when the universe is going to end. I suppose there’s really no way to actually determine that, unless...
Two weeks in a row without an intro. You get the gif.
Better than El Soldado.
Yeesh
Sometimes I am reminded of the gulf between me and “normies.” This is my review of 903 Brewers Barley King: While I was at one of my son’s ballgames another parent brought up SNL. I know, I also stopped watching it after Chris Farley killed himself, likely as gag....
Product? Why can’t you just call it heroin?
…okay…heroin.
In case you lived under a rock, the newest “magic pill” for weight loss is via GLP-1 inhibitors. For example, you’ve probably seen ads for Ozempic on Fox News. This is my review of Energy City Brewing Bâtisserie Macaroon: The trouble with this family of drugs is that...
Reeeeeeeeee!
Good and hard!
The fun part about driving my kids to school in Scottsdale every morning, are the shitlibs sending thheir kids to school there. Why if I didn’t know any better, they really just don’t want anyone to burn their Tesla. Don’t worry…I made sure my kid doesn’t hang out...
It never left
Public health is not a game.