In my research for this article, I just wanted to post this link here to a commercial advertisement from 1993 that tried to sell me a Whopper for $0.99. The Fed stole this from you. Assholes. This is my review of Chestnut Sports Club The Playable Beer: Last week the...
Another busy Tuesday
I ate a cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory the other day, something about it concerned me. This is my review of Belching Beaver Churro con Chocolate Pastry Stout: You see, when I pick up a cheesecake from such an established merchant of fat fuck food, I am not going...
Norman Rockwell was gay.
TANSTAAFL
We ate the squirrels. They’re tasty little bastards.
Because I had scheduling conflict.
No its not Cinco de Mayo
Is au revoir more appropriate?
I’m comfortable in my role as a watered down troll
Do not share with your battle buddy.
Sure, enact my labor after labor day
I am not going to talk about dead kids. I am not going to talk about dead kids. I am not going to talk about dead kids. This is my review of Young Lion Brewing Co Hey ey ey ey Helles: So I will instead talk about weak ass communists. The news everyone’s favorite...
Back at it
I accept my job sometimes is to argue the null hypothesis.
I’m sailing away…
– Gen. Mark Milley
I’m still not a cartel boss.
*kicks pebble*
Beeeeeeeees!
Why don’t you move to Somalia?
I’ll be upfront: I was wrong.
I was thinking about this earlier this morning. Col. O’Neil takes a bunch of AFSoC bros with Dr. Jackson to an uncharted planted through the Stargate. They spend an unseemly amount of time showing us Col. O’Neil doesn’t care for Jackson. Jackson is a dork, who gets...
I’m afraid Spud is probably at a strip club or something. So you get more of me. Let me give you something to discuss: Here’s this. …and this. Discuss.
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So much to do…