So much to focus on to rattle our chains, between the ongoing war between college fraternities and muscular whores, Major League Baseball and baseball fans, Boomers and everyone else, lets just come together and hate on something we can all agree on: lawyers. This is...
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Leave it to Burning Man to create a headline where it would never really exist anywhere. This is my review of Samuel Adams Cherry Bomb: Okay fine, upon further review it is obvious this could happen anywhere (TW: Swiss, please skip to the end 😉): WTF is that? Within...
In case you lived under a rock, the newest “magic pill” for weight loss is via GLP-1 inhibitors. For example, you’ve probably seen ads for Ozempic on Fox News. This is my review of Energy City Brewing Bâtisserie Macaroon: The trouble with this family of drugs is that...
Reeeeeeeeee!
Good and hard!
The fun part about driving my kids to school in Scottsdale every morning, are the shitlibs sending thheir kids to school there. Why if I didn’t know any better, they really just don’t want anyone to burn their Tesla. Don’t worry…I made sure my kid doesn’t hang out...
It never left
Public health is not a game.
I got a text from my wife yesterday shortly after asking if she needed me to grab anything from the store, as I was going there. She responded back “soda”. This is my review of Alesmith Speedway Grand Prix Maple Bar Edition: For context, my wife gets caffeine from...
All of these links are real.
This week everyone was posting a Studio Ghibili version of various memes to their favorite social media account. I just had to try it out for myself. This is my review of Crafter Artisan Meadery O.G. Orange Blossom Mead: First I finally opened a ChatGPT account....
¡Ay yay yay!
No…not that one.
Its funny, because he has autism.
When Canadians squeeze blood from a turnip
Here ya go.
He really didn’t
Suddenly everyone is an economist
*Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz* *Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* How long has it been? It couldn’t be happening again. I looked at my phone. Unlisted number with a Chicagoland area code….”Fucking A.” I said. “¡Halo!” ”This Prathiba from Swiss Corp International Industries. You know the drill, I...
¿Es martes, otra vez?
*crushes golfball*
Three day weekend gets you the .gif.
These people are making me quote Penn. I want to quote Teller, but they’re making me quote Penn. Assholes.
The Orange Man put out an EO that this be renamed “enlaces estados uniteros”. Let’s see him enforce it.