My email is suddenly unreadable. I was CC to a contractor’s correspondence with one of my direct reports. I am now on email 12 of 30, sent via secure means from some hospital in Wisconsin because we had to move to the full file review after they failed the probe...
Please, can’t we just drive to Guam?
Dear Glibby, I have grown this beard since I began “No Shave November” shortly before Thanksgiving when my wife said something that irritated me. So I stopped shaving when my shaver needed a recharge. I since charged it, but haven’t used it outside of some trimming to...
This is not a My Cousin Vinny reference.
I need to stop scheduling everything on Tuesday morning.
Any more of these, and they’ll produce offspring looking like Tipo Degenerato.
The hangover from [F***] Columbus Day is the worst.
Do you have any idea how long it took me to find that episode of COPS?
In a rush. Here’s the gif
You knew it was him the entire time.
Damn. Shipping took a really long time
I have no regrets for this earworm.
Back again.
Where we again get to look at the UK with a curious sense of dread, or is it dreadful curiosity?
I figured it out.
Because Cat Lives Matter
Its that time of year
Will Don Escape my stepping on his toes? Inquire within!
Woo!
Here we have an emission of gas.
I need a longer recovery day
Hats on ladies.
Need to plow through this one. Sorry.
5….
5 Dollar….
5 Dollar Footlongs…..
¡Afuera!