https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEgYxDehs7k You want to know what the skies are saying? Someone's going to get stung or bit by something venomous tomorrow. That's it. The rest of the week is clear. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtaAMfYrqaU Doesn't "Jam Handy" seem...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVie2K-mMtc The Week in general is good for the married couples. The early week has an unusually clear warning -- often the signs we read as "bad luck" are really just "luck," but scared clients come back. However, in this particular...
https://youtu.be/yuenDKsbSAw?t=57 Yeah, it's kind of boring this week. Saturday has the potential to be interesting as there's indication of something unusual going on. The only other thing is an unusually specific arrangement involving Saturn retrograde which means...
Star stuff. On Halloween.
This week is dictated by the progression of the moon, as the other planets are being antisocial. Monday is a good day to try something new in your love life (or to try and start one) with the Earth passing between the Moon and Venus then. Later on Thursday, something similar happens but with Jupiter, so focus on leadership/management issues then.
Remember last week’s alignment of Saturn with Venus and MERCURY RETROGRADE that portended a massive ending? Well poor Venus not only has to deal with that shit, but gets and additional alignment of the Sun with Jupiter retrograde. It’s a really bad time to be in love.
The week begins with “Aw shit, duck and cover” With MERCURY RETROGRADE lining up with Mars and the sun to blast us with harsh vibes. Fortunately, that breaks up quickly. What’s not so fortunate is that MERCURY RETROGRADE links up with other celestial events afterwards, to wit: Saturn goes station direct this week, so finally that big boy will begin to make some progress through the zodiac. Our girl tussles with a Huskie.
I am very, very tempted to do some nifty formatting and just blockquote all of last week’s post because literally everything this week is exactly the same as last week with two exceptions: 1) MERCURY RETROGRADE (and this happened last week); 2) The Moon in Leo. This week is apparently important for the yutes.
Back in the day…
The week starts out with an inauspicious alignment of Mars and the moon with the Sun. Inauspicious, but I don’t know exactly how it’s applicable to you, so I’ll just mention that it exists and move on. The moon in Gemini (especially since it’s aligned with Mars, supra) indicates treachery. Libra’s got most of the good stuff right up until Wednesday when it gets the full effect of MERCURY RETROGRADE.
This week: A good day on Wednesday. Thursday is an optimal time to break something since the earth will flanked by the moon and Mercury. It’s also a day when luck will play a particularly large role. Thursday and Friday will be a time of aggression.
The skies are both boring and unpleasant this week. The only alignment is Mars (war, aggression) – Mercury (change, news, chaos, disruption, luck) – Jupiter retrograde (misrule, sadness, tyranny). The best possible interpretation is that we’ll find out details of who/how someone screwed up a military operation. Let’s go with that one — the alternate interpretations are left as an exercise for the reader. Lily goes to the vet.
A mostly nondescript week. Some tension from Mars being in opposition to Venus which could indicate spats between lovers on Thursday . If you make an effort on Monday though nothing really bad should happen however. Dog park cuteness.
There are no alignments this week and the visitations are all extremely basic. This is a good week for Virgos to press their luck – Mars and Mercury are joined by the newly-arrived Sun. The Queen of Wands. Tarot deck differences and secrets. Gratuitous puppy pics.
Even with domestic misrule, it’s a good week to be in a romantic relationship, with Venus in Libra keeping tiffs to a minimum. Doubly so if you’re a woman in a relationship, since Mars in Virgo indicates that you’ll be on the winning side of any arguments that do occur. Also, Dog Park Confidential.
There is an extremely rare, extremely powerful, extremely good sign in the Heavens at the beginning of the week. Also, pretty frisbee girl slathered in mud.
Leo and Virgo remain large and in charge tis week. With Virgo, it’s a “can do no wrong” sort of situation, whereas with Leo, it’s more of an “unbelievable luck” thing. So Leos should buy one (1) lottery ticket this week. If you buy a bunch, it looks like you’re trying to game the system, and Luck does not like a smartass.
This week has a very interesting, major configurations going on. So major that it probably isn’t referring to any of you guys (no offense). But here it is, so when it hits the news you’ll be able to marvel at my prognosticatory prowess. Also, cute puppy pics.
Sometimes you get the beast. Sometimes the beast gets you. Which is it this week? Click and find out.
The planets aren’t lining up this week.
Trigger Warning: horoscopes and doge cuteness overload.
Constellations, planets, fireworks, dogs. It’s all here.
All the action is clustered in the middle of the week.
The moon in Libra, very typical of discombobulation.
Mercury Retrograde.