Last time Lily had to wear a cone she was perfectly healthy and so as soon as the anesthetic wore off she took it off and tore it into pieces. Fortunately, she was not interested in ripping out her stitches. This time she was not feeling well so she had no desire to...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Xb_7YDroQ The Lion days of summer give way to the virgins. It's actually a pretty pleasant for both signs, with Virgo starting off with the moon and Leo, while losing the sun picking up Venus on Monday. Tuesday though, now Tuesday is...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sPAtLgnsbE Everything good about The Doors, but without that asshole Jim Morrison This week is pretty symbolically lacking, shiny lights in the sky-wise. Nothing until the 20th, when over about a day and a half there's a shaky...
This week has an unusual constriction.
SP might have a bad week coming up. Or she’s going to *give* someone a bad week.
Hopefully, when this goes live I'll be blasting away and earning excellent scores. Lets see what the stars have to say about my chances, shall we? The only alignment is Mercury with the Earth and Jupiter retrograde, which doesn't have a very specific application...
I have plans on making this a more substantive column. Unfortunately….
Like many young people with delusions of intellectualism, I once determined to devise a complete system of morality from first principles.
Is it just me, or…
Succinct.
To all of you who survived last week’s confluence of crap, there is good news.
An Apogee of Asininity.
Fortunately, there was something new there that fit the criteria for inclusion….
I’m not going to lie to you.
Still, misrule and government disorder? It’s really easy to make that connection here and now.
Your wedding planner really should have checked that for you.
I’ve mentioned before how the stars really don’t care about you.
On Thursday or Friday there will be a brief moment when things will go exactly right.
Pipes also carry water.
Well, it's finally here. The Mars-Jupiter-Saturn alignment is breaking up. We have officially* gone beyond maximum hysteria. And while the skies are otherwise not terribly informative (or has been mentioned, my brain may be working sub-optimally) there is at least...
So yeah, the skies continue to rain crap-flavored starlight down.
I’ve caught myself making some really stupid mistakes this week, so this reading may not live up to my typical standards of accuracy.
…I begin to wonder, are the stars silent, or have I gone deaf?
So we’ve got events that are limited in their magnitude, but much more pinpoint in their timing.
The news isn’t really in where the stars are….