“I was the Epstein mole,” the hair admitted, whispering to the hat under the wailing of the press corps. “Bullshit,” the hat said. “It’s true, the Mossad recruited me in 1994.” “You’re no Jew.” “Of course not. I’m a sentient toupee, not a kippah.” “Mr. President! Mr....
Books by women: And the kicker: By the way: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/123852869-morning-glory-milking-farmViolet is a typical, down-on-her-luck millennial: mid-twenties, over-educated and drowning in debt, on the verge of moving into her parent’s basement....
“Now no one can ever burn an American flag again!” Donald said as he signed the Executive Order with a flourish. “Womp womp,” the hat said. “It will never stand up in court,” the hair said. “Not the point,” the hat said, “It’s to get commie fuckos to start burning the...
Could have been worse, coulda been that guy with an eye looking out his butthole.
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Stain
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 167.5
(Joemala: Episode 8)
The worst part of the job.
Cooking hot dogs with napalm.
The storm is coming.
I am what I am.
Revenge, revenge is sweet
Don’t tread on me
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 164.5
(Joemala: Episode 7)
Soft-ripened to perfection
The hat, the hat, the hat, the hat, the hat, the hat, the hat, the hat, the hat, the hat, the hat, the hat and the hair.
Hungry like the homeless wolf
You down with DDP?
Breaking News
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 160.5
A Report From Real America For Real Americans
They remind me of your starry eyes.
Back, back, back,
Back that blue up, bitch
Priests and cannibals.
” Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got pancakes back home with syrup on top of them. They’re about to hit that critical point of syrup absorption that turns the cakes into a gross paste. And I hate to get all Andy Rooney about it, but I think we all like fluffy discs of cake with syrup on top!”
Episode 157.5