Sweltering NYC hit by Canadian wildfire smoke — and it may only get hazierIt’s going to get hazier before it gets better. The Big Apple is under an Air Quality Health Advisory as the Canadian and Great Lake wildfire smoke slowly takes over our skies. The air pollution...
Mitch moaned and advanced on Elaine as she brandished a cattleprod. “We have to get you to the Senate!” she said loudly. They had to swaddle him just that morning to sew an ear back on, the sheets they used were piled on the floor, soaked with unspeakable fluids....
COPE, The Musical Who Could Replace Graham Platner? Democrats’ brief experiment in letting their hair down and nominating a Senate candidate who makes them feel edgy has all but concluded. After a well-corroborated Politico story in which an ex claimed that Graham...
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
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My vocabularies like licking the gutter.
YOUTUBE!
Oh, please don’t let these shakes go on!
“The luxury edition has so much more eagle. It saddens me to think of you missing out.”
We named our children after towns we had never been to.
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring because they were all suffering from profound Seasonal Affective Disorder.
Comin’ from Uranus to trick your style!
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 178.5
(Joemala: Episode 10)
ACID PARTY
“I wash myself with a rag on a stick.”
And, as far as I can tell, she was born female.
Oranges and lemons,
Say the bells of St. Clement’s.
No love’s as random as God’s love.
Your prayers will never be answered again.
Foul language ahead
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 175.5
(Joemala: Episode 9)
Where the stars should have been
Nothing but black holes
Recount
Panic!
Damn you, Chuck Todd
Links! Bring out your Links!