Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in Staff at a Virginia liquor store got a shock on Saturday when they came into work to find the store had been broken into by a very intoxicated raccoon. The "masked bandit" was found passed out in...
"It looks like..." the hat began. "Don't say it," the hair growled. "That you were having..." "Don't." "A bad hair day." The hair launched himself at the hat, screeching in rage, sweeping him off the desk. They landed in a squirming ball on the floor, howling, biting,...
The key to looking youthful is Swamp Thing semen. Also, it makes you delusional. "Do you know what it is like to hate? When it goes deep down inside?" The press junket for Wicked is just Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo having some sort of weird lesbian...
Back, back, back,
Back that blue up, bitch
Priests and cannibals.
” Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got pancakes back home with syrup on top of them. They’re about to hit that critical point of syrup absorption that turns the cakes into a gross paste. And I hate to get all Andy Rooney about it, but I think we all like fluffy discs of cake with syrup on top!”
Episode 157.5
The siege continues.
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 156.7
(Joemala 6)
Episode 156.5
(Joemala: Episode 5)
Upside-down, yeah you turn me, inside-out and round and round.
“Hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple-dumpling.”
Endless love
SugarLinks: The Sweetest Links Around
He seems worse on Wednesdays, but no one really knows why.
This Week: Donald reminisces and an old favorite returns to the show.
“Fear is the heart of love.”
The Decadent West
The Language of Flowers
In these difficult times…
Ten people charged after police in New Jersey shut down engagement party Ten adults, including a 99-year-old man, were charged Tuesday after police in New Jersey shut down an engagement party that violated the state's order against social gatherings, authorities said....
For America!
“New York state has 10 times the COVID-19 cases California has. Why?”
-San Fransico Chronicle headline, March 24, 2020
“History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.”
-James Joyce
He still identifies as MAGA hat.