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They remind me of your starry eyes.
Back, back, back,
Back that blue up, bitch
Priests and cannibals.
” Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got pancakes back home with syrup on top of them. They’re about to hit that critical point of syrup absorption that turns the cakes into a gross paste. And I hate to get all Andy Rooney about it, but I think we all like fluffy discs of cake with syrup on top!”
Episode 157.5
The siege continues.
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 156.7
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Episode 156.5
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Upside-down, yeah you turn me, inside-out and round and round.
“Hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple-dumpling.”
Endless love
SugarLinks: The Sweetest Links Around
He seems worse on Wednesdays, but no one really knows why.
This Week: Donald reminisces and an old favorite returns to the show.
“Fear is the heart of love.”
The Decadent West
The Language of Flowers
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