"Whoa, there, tough guy... Are you planning to rape me with your shuckin' dick?" "It’s hard to not be smug,” Lump purred. “I wanted Platner as my plaything in the Senate, but this will do nicely.” “I can excuse the Nazi tattoo, and the stalking, and the jacking off in...
“President Biden,” Hunter said dreamily. He was in his favorite tattered robe and he had been masturbating to pictures of his hottest cousin until Cracky made him as soft as steamed celery. “I could be the first President Biden.” “And we’ll fix that darn Reflecting...
“Juden raus!” Graham’s tattoo growled. “Would you just chill out?” Graham whispered. “Maine will be cleansed,” the tattoo replied. Graham walked out on the union-assembled stage, loose bolts and writhing electrical cables. “Everyone… the next Senator of Maine!” the...
The storm is coming.
I am what I am.
Revenge, revenge is sweet
Don’t tread on me
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 164.5
(Joemala: Episode 7)
Soft-ripened to perfection
The hat, the hat, the hat, the hat, the hat, the hat, the hat, the hat, the hat, the hat, the hat, the hat and the hair.
Hungry like the homeless wolf
You down with DDP?
Breaking News
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 160.5
A Report From Real America For Real Americans
They remind me of your starry eyes.
Back, back, back,
Back that blue up, bitch
Priests and cannibals.
” Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got pancakes back home with syrup on top of them. They’re about to hit that critical point of syrup absorption that turns the cakes into a gross paste. And I hate to get all Andy Rooney about it, but I think we all like fluffy discs of cake with syrup on top!”
Episode 157.5
The siege continues.
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 156.7
(Joemala 6)
Episode 156.5
(Joemala: Episode 5)
Upside-down, yeah you turn me, inside-out and round and round.
“Hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple-dumpling.”
Endless love